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lefty
08-05-2014, 10:10 AM
... walk like they just had a rectal examination ?

WTF is that gay walk ?


Also whenver they are walking wearing flip flops, they have to adopt that fake developed upper body posture :lol

Blake
08-05-2014, 10:27 AM
Except for walking around the house or outside to the pool, flip flops blow.

johnsmith
08-05-2014, 10:28 AM
I grew up wearing nothing but flip flops but I have that fucked up toenail fungus thing now and haven't went to the doctor to get rid of it yet....shit is so gross. Wish I wasn't so lazy about it.

RD2191
08-05-2014, 10:29 AM
I grew up wearing nothing but flip flops but I have that fucked up toenail fungus thing now and haven't went to the doctor to get rid of it yet....shit is so gross. Wish I wasn't so lazy about it.
:lol

RD2191
08-05-2014, 10:30 AM
Biggest faggots of all, dude's who wear flip flops while riding a motorcycle.

johnsmith
08-05-2014, 10:31 AM
:lol

It's nothing to laugh about...have you seen how fucking gross a big toenail looks when it's all crusty and yellow...I'm sensitive about this shit.

RD2191
08-05-2014, 10:31 AM
It's nothing to laugh about...have you seen how fucking gross a big toenail looks when it's all crusty and yellow...I'm sensitive about this shit.
:lmao

RD2191
08-05-2014, 10:31 AM
Well buy some medication.

johnsmith
08-05-2014, 10:32 AM
Biggest faggots of all, dude's who wear flip flops while riding a motorcycle.

I like hearing motorcyclists tell me to watch for them on the road because they're people too and then proceed to pop wheelies on the shoulder during heavy traffic or weave in between two cars and shit...fuck those guys.

johnsmith
08-05-2014, 10:32 AM
Well buy some medication.

Can't you read? I'm lazy!

RD2191
08-05-2014, 10:34 AM
Can't you read? I'm lazy!
Well enjoy your butter toes then!

johnsmith
08-05-2014, 10:35 AM
Well enjoy your butter toes then!

Lol

lefty
08-05-2014, 10:43 AM
Except for walking around the house or outside to the pool, flip flops blow.
True TBH

A friend of mine thought I was a good idea to walk in th city wearing ff's ... a few days later he got major pain in both of his lower legs, took 2 weeks and some Advil to heal

Blake
08-05-2014, 10:49 AM
The step FAP step FAP step FAP shit is annoying as hell

ChumpDumper
08-05-2014, 11:05 AM
Yeah, spring for some straps and buy some tevas, douche.

Women of course can wear what they want.

Unless they are fat.

Venti Quattro
08-05-2014, 11:10 AM
:lmao Havaianas

The Reckoning
08-05-2014, 11:11 AM
i wear them on flights so i can go through security easier tbh

Venti Quattro
08-05-2014, 11:20 AM
i wear them on flights so i can go through security easier tbh

Just no

The Gemini Method
08-05-2014, 11:22 AM
Don't African peeps wear slippers? Or, maybe they go barefoot--not sure why Lefty would remark fucking Canadian. To the beach or the pool are the only times you'd wear the chanclas that's for sure.

cantthinkofanything
08-05-2014, 11:26 AM
Flip flops are a great shoe for self defense though. With my martial arts style, I'm most effective when barefoot so it's an easy and quick transition. Further, I've incorporated the use of my flip flops into a Krav Mag style I developed. If I'm in a fight, the first thing I do is kick out and shoot one of my flip flops into the opponents face. If it puts them to the ground, then I kick off the other show and pounce. If it misses, I quickly kick the other flip flop high into the air. While they are looking up at it, I do a flying dragon kick to their groin and knee. It's fucking indefensible.

RD2191
08-05-2014, 11:30 AM
Flip flops are a great shoe for self defense though. With my martial arts style, I'm most effective when barefoot so it's an easy and quick transition. Further, I've incorporated the use of my flip flops into a Krav Mag style I developed. If I'm in a fight, the first thing I do is kick out and shoot one of my flip flops into the opponents face. If it puts them to the ground, then I kick off the other show and pounce. If it misses, I quickly kick the other flip flop high into the air. While they are looking up at it, I do a flying dragon kick to their groin and knee. It's fucking indefensible.
:lmao:lmao

mouse
08-05-2014, 11:35 AM
why not ask Manu?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3058/2477295780_f476d32bd2.jpg?v=0

The Reckoning
08-05-2014, 11:41 AM
Just no

not as ghey as wearing boots with shorts

mouse
08-05-2014, 11:50 AM
I rather wear spandex before I show my un-manicured feet... "in public"



you men today have no clue what women look at..(besides your car and paycheck) if you did?

you would wear this...


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qDTPlM1QAY8/UpNQYzdWSJI/AAAAAAAABqg/lEG2vft-WZw/s1600/Screenshot+2013-11-24+at+11.23.23+AM.png

cantthinkofanything
08-05-2014, 11:51 AM
I rather wear spandex before I show my un-manicured feet... "in public"



you men today have no clue what women look at..(besides your car and paycheck) if you did?

you would wear this...


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qDTPlM1QAY8/UpNQYzdWSJI/AAAAAAAABqg/lEG2vft-WZw/s1600/Screenshot+2013-11-24+at+11.23.23+AM.png


Kiss - Lick it Up Video

mouse
08-05-2014, 12:05 PM
Kiss - Lick it Up Video

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leemajors
08-05-2014, 12:06 PM
why you so worried about other dudes?

Chris
08-05-2014, 12:19 PM
That little strap breaks and you're fucked lol

mouse
08-05-2014, 12:24 PM
why you so worried about other dudes?

They carry the seed of our future...

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/Picture024.jpg

TDMVPDPOY
08-05-2014, 12:39 PM
they walk around like they are tanks or clowns just coming out of a gym acting all hard and shit...

lefty
08-05-2014, 12:46 PM
they walk around like they are tanks or clowns just coming out of a gym acting all hard and shit...
:lol troof bomb

spurs_fan_in_exile
08-05-2014, 01:09 PM
You have to keep your foot parallel to the ground. If your heel hits first like a normal step might that thing is coming off. So the steps have to be short and your body has to stay fairly upright. And they are a more convenient option for anyone with back or knee issues that make bending down difficult, who are likely to be takin stiff, clipped steps anyways.

I can't speak for everyone but nobody I know (myself included) feels like we're hot shit in flip flops. They are convenient. That's pretty much the first, last, and only reason for their existence.

RD2191
08-05-2014, 01:12 PM
Slip on Vans for convenience. Flip flops are for the pool/beach.

TDMVPDPOY
08-05-2014, 01:17 PM
You have to keep your foot parallel to the ground. If your heel hits first like a normal step might that thing is coming off. So the steps have to be short and your body has to stay fairly upright. And they are a more convenient option for anyone with back or knee issues that make bending down difficult, who are likely to be takin stiff, clipped steps anyways.

I can't speak for everyone but nobody I know (myself included) feels like we're hot shit in flip flops. They are convenient. That's pretty much the first, last, and only reason for their existence.

nah mate, theres a different from flip flops to sandals...

TDMVPDPOY
08-05-2014, 01:18 PM
Slip on Vans for convenience. Flip flops are for the pool/beach.

vans and short shorts with tank top or pop ur collar polos just as worse as clowns in flip flops walkin around all hard

The Reckoning
08-05-2014, 01:20 PM
see only cool scros like SFIE and myself can pull off flip flops

cantthinkofanything
08-05-2014, 01:27 PM
thinking of walking funny in shoes reminded me of this gold

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spurraider21
08-05-2014, 01:29 PM
im cool with flip flops but i wouldn't wear them to go walking in the city :lol... if i need to quickly run to a store and pick up an item or 2, its just easy and convenient

RD2191
08-05-2014, 01:33 PM
vans and short shorts with tank top or pop ur collar polos just as worse as clowns in flip flops walkin around all hard
I wear Vans with Dickies because I'm not a faggot, tbh. Men wearing short shorts with anything is wrong.

InRareForm
08-05-2014, 03:52 PM
hate the sound of them.

FkLA
08-05-2014, 04:02 PM
What cracks me up are men with the thong flip flops. Ill wear regular sandals around the house or on a quick run to Valero but that's about it tbh.

DarrinS
08-05-2014, 04:15 PM
Grown men wearing jeans and flip flops. smh

DMC
08-05-2014, 06:51 PM
... walk like they just had a rectal examination ?

WTF is that gay walk ?


Also whenver they are walking wearing flip flops, they have to adopt that fake developed upper body posture :lol


Why are you watching other guys walk?

DJR210
08-05-2014, 07:04 PM
I grew up wearing nothing but flip flops but I have that fucked up toenail fungus thing now and haven't went to the doctor to get rid of it yet....shit is so gross. Wish I wasn't so lazy about it.

If a woman sees that prior to allowing you to fuck, you're pretty much done.