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cantthinkofanything
08-13-2014, 03:13 PM
Was in Brookstone killing time a couple of weeks ago. Never really tried a massage chair...but sat in one of these pricey fuckers and...wow...
Especially when I placed my penis into the arm massager.

But for reals, I was impressed. Anyone here have one of these things?
lefty
08-13-2014, 03:18 PM
Real men dont get massages
cantthinkofanything
08-13-2014, 03:20 PM
Real men dont get massages

I've never been to get one. I don't even like getting my back rubbed by your mom.

That's why I was surprised how much I liked the chair. Especially on the legs and feet. That shit was proper.
Blake
08-13-2014, 03:30 PM
Real men dont get massages

lol poor
silverblk mystix
08-13-2014, 03:36 PM
Real men dont get massages from another male



fify
Blake
08-13-2014, 03:47 PM
fify

homophobe
mrsmaalox
08-13-2014, 03:57 PM
Had one around the house for several years but it became the equivalent of the exercise bike clothes holder, so I gave it away to a neighbor. Most of the nail places have those super heavy duty massage chairs at their pedicure stations, and they are marvelous. I am a runner but I was held back a lot because of sciatica; I get pedicures every 2 weeks and those massage chairs have really helped me. I haven't had that pain in my butt for at least 5 years now. And there are men getting pedicures in those chairs all the time :)
cantthinkofanything
08-13-2014, 04:05 PM
Had one around the house for several years but it became the equivalent of the exercise bike clothes holder, so I gave it away to a neighbor. Most of the nail places have those super heavy duty massage chairs at their pedicure stations, and they are marvelous. I am a runner but I was held back a lot because of sciatica; I get pedicures every 2 weeks and those massage chairs have really helped me. I haven't had that pain in my butt for at least 5 years now. And there are men getting pedicures in those chairs all the time :)

I don't know if they've made significant improvements but I don't think this would be collecting clothes. They had one that wouldn't look awful in a living room. But I wonder if it messes up...how hard is it to get it fixed. If it requires any work at all, then I can see it just being a very expensive recliner. If I lived closer to the mall, I wouldn't have to even think of buying one.
leemajors
08-13-2014, 04:22 PM
I've never been to get one. I don't even like getting my back rubbed by your mom.

That's why I was surprised how much I liked the chair. Especially on the legs and feet. That shit was proper.

My sister is an RMT - I rarely get a full massage from her, but if I pull a muscle or anything like that I see her as quickly as possible.
cantthinkofanything
08-13-2014, 04:24 PM
My sister is an RMT - I rarely get a full massage from her,

wot...do you mean "never"?
leemajors
08-13-2014, 04:27 PM
wot...do you mean "never"?

She has been an RMT for 10 years and I have had two full body massages from her. I have been treated by her for injuries 12-15 times. Not taking the bait.
Blake
08-13-2014, 04:28 PM
She has been an RMT for 10 years and I have had two full body massages from her. I have been treated by her for injuries 12-15 times. Not taking the bait.

But she might want to ride you!!!!ĦĦĦ!!!!!ĦĦĦ!
FuzzyLumpkins
08-13-2014, 04:57 PM
Real men dont get massages

you must be poor.
TheSanityAnnex
08-13-2014, 05:06 PM
Real men dont get massages

Real men don't pay for massages
lil'mo
08-13-2014, 05:23 PM
My sister is an RMT - I rarely get a full massage from her, but if I pull a muscle or anything like that I see her as quickly as possible.

OK...that's just weird
Blake
08-13-2014, 05:24 PM
Real men don't pay for massages

Lol there's no such thing as a free massage.
scanry
08-13-2014, 05:37 PM
Had a high end chair for like 7 years. I've probably used it not more than 10 - 15 times. Total waste of money.
TheSanityAnnex
08-13-2014, 05:38 PM
Lol there's no such thing as a free massage.

I've had plenty of free massages. I don't consider giving a girl my dick a payment.
Buddy Mignon
08-13-2014, 06:09 PM
Real men dont get massages


I love getting touched on by women. I have so much cock control that by the time my massage therapist tells me to turn over I make sure I have a slight woody. I like to spice things up.:king
lil'mo
08-13-2014, 06:30 PM
There's no such thing as a massage chair anyway, there are only vibrating chairs, and how the fuck is that comfortable?
Blake
08-13-2014, 08:02 PM
There's no such thing as a massage chair anyway, there are only vibrating chairs, and how the fuck is that comfortable?

No, there are actual massage chairs that dig like elbows
Blake
08-13-2014, 08:03 PM
I've had plenty of free massages. I don't consider giving a girl my dick a payment.

You pay for both. Sooner or later.
CuckingFunt
08-13-2014, 08:08 PM
I've had plenty of free massages. I don't consider giving a girl my dick a payment.

I'm guessing she doesn't consider it payment, either.
lil'mo
08-13-2014, 10:51 PM
No, there are actual massage chairs that dig like elbows

that sounds awful
lefty
08-13-2014, 10:59 PM
you must be poor.

You must be gay tbh
Buddy Mignon
08-13-2014, 11:32 PM
You must be gay tbh


Hey lefty... I know you'd prefer massaging the tits of a goat, but if you ever make it to the big city I recommend this kind of massage. I have a girl that will do it in the nude for a cool $200. Stop being a fucking nerd for a change.

feguNlTibXk
lefty
08-13-2014, 11:36 PM
Buddy

Hot girls pay me to give me those massages

But you are beta so you hand out 200 bucks to ugly bishes :lol
Spurs9
08-14-2014, 08:28 AM
I have massage seats in the back of my car tbh