Samson?

[Avante]

It does bug me that whoever is behind the Bible stories really thinks anyone could buy this dumb story. Ok the guy is bad to the bone, he whips up on an aging lion with a bladder problem, but.....to think anyone is gullible enought to think anyone under any circumstances is whipping up on ...1,000 soldiers....hahaha!!!

An army with no spears to throw, no arrows to shoot? What were they The Zombie Patrol? They just lined up and walked in one by one to get..WACK! Nobody ever thought..."ok ok on the count of 3 rush him....1, 2....

So at some point there were 995 dead Phillistines piled up, what did the last 5 think? What..."I got him"...?

It's shit like that that fucks it up for the Christians, how can they defend this silliness? Yes yes and yes I do believe something is behind all this but like you I have no idea what it is/was. I do know I don't want my common sense insulted.

Hmmmm?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3FBu3Zn9jQ

[Avante]

Then there's Noah and the Ark, so all the Animals in the world were all within reach of one family, hahahaha!!!!! How did they feed all these critters?

It's just not right to expect anyone to totally toss out common sense and ...."yep, I have the faith".

[Blake]

:cry nobody wants to discuss :cry

[Avante]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=238390

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

Goliath was a Phillistine, now there's the battle, Samson vs Goliath

[DJR210]

:lmao bumping his own thread 17 hours later

[Avante]

:lmao bumping his own thread 17 hours later

Still humping my leg 24/7 hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao bumping his own thread 17 hours later

:cry But but but his threads are always so good and everyone else's are always shitty! :cry

[InRareForm]

samsung?

[J.T.]

My dying grandfather just bought me a nice Italian leather bible with my name embossed into the front. I kinda feel obligated to read it cover to cover. I might do that after I finish the current fiction novel I'm reading.

[Avante]

:cry But but but his threads are always so good and everyone else's are always shitty! :cry


translation

I don't make threads, I just criticize threads.

[Avante]

My dying grandfather just bought me a nice Italian leather bible with my name embossed into the front. I kinda feel obligated to read it cover to cover. I might do that after I finish the current fiction novel I'm reading.

I worked with a guy for over 20 years, every day on break he'd read his Bible. I once asked him if he was ever going to finish it, he just smiled and said.....nope!

He was one of those that would have cut any atheist to ribbons if he'd been that type, he wasn't.

[DJR210]

:lol

[Avante]

:lol

[Avante]

I think my favorite Bible story is actually out of the Koran, that 70 whatever virgins to the dummy who blew himself up. Who would want inexperienced virgins?

[DJR210]

translation

Here's my dad, he looks a lot like my mom.

:lol

[Avante]

:downspin:

[Avante]

:lol

translation

I took your advice Avante about body building, how am I doing?

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/p/peeweejames/01.jpg

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol bible stories...every year new edition comes out with some pov of some faggot

[Avante]

lol bible stories...every year new edition comes out with some pov of some faggot

As usual.....what are you talking about?

[Avante]

We've all known that religious fanatic that puts their religious beliefs ahead of family and everything else. That is the power of this stuff, it really is amazing since nobody can prove or disprove shit.

Dumb Muslims blowing themselves up and cool with it, wow!

[Blake]

I worked with a guy for over 20 years, every day on break he'd read his Bible. I once asked him if he was ever going to finish it, he just smiled and said.....nope!

He was one of those that would have cut any atheist to ribbons if he'd been that type, he wasn't.


how do you figure he would cut an atheist to ribbons if it's taken him 20 years and he still hasn't finished the Bible?

He sounds as retarded as you

[Avante]

Now I gotta take another shower, I feel dirty. Why do faggots follow people around who don't even talk to them?

[Blake]

Has there ever been a thread that Avante had posted in where he doesn't talk about himself or other posters