Went to eat pizza today and

[cantthinkofanything]

met this hot hostess. IDK if she's 18 or not. Still...hostess at a pizza buffet. Guys...how do I find out her age?

[mrsmaalox]

Ha, at least you bother to check the age....unlike others here!!

[Chomag]

A hot hostess at a Pizza buffet? My best guess would be 16-17 most likely her first after school job. A older hot girl most likely would not be doing/ or needing to do a job like that.

[InRareForm]

ask" So what college you go to?

if she replies yes, you are 90% good, if she says no then you are dealing with a senior or a lazy chick who don't want to get educated.

[InRareForm]

A hot hostess at a Pizza buffet? My best guess would be 16-17 most likely her first after school job. A older hot girl most likely would not be doing/ or needing to do a job like that.

not true, plenty of hot girls working low paying jobs. Just come to southern california.

[cantthinkofanything]

ask" So what college you go to?

if she replies yes, you are 90% good, if she says no then you are dealing with a senior or a lazy chick who don't want to get educated.

me: what college do you go to?
her: yes

that's it? man...IDK...but if you say so

[Chomag]

not true, plenty of hot girls working low paying jobs. Just come to southern california.

Packing right now! J/k man, if only it was years ago. ha!

[ChumpDumper]

me: what college do you go to?
her: yesIf she answers that way, she goes to UTSA.

[RD2191]

Ask her if she want's to go to a bar to get a drink or something after work. If she says yes then she's at least 21.

[lefty]

If she answers that way, she goes to UTSA.
:lol

[lefty]

Ask her if she want's to go to a bar to get a drink or something after work. If she says yes then she's at least 21.
If he asks her that, he will never find out

[cantthinkofanything]

I'm thinking of showing her my Peter. Peter Gibbons that is. Ask her to take a break and go grab a bite at the better restaurant next door.

[lefty]

I'm thinking of showing her my Peter. Peter Gibbons that is. Ask her to take a break and go grab a bite at the better restaurant next door.
I think that's gonna wait

http://38.media.tumblr.com/ef1bcccf1595dacf895d64a445121693/tumblr_motg9xZaXd1qhq1p2o5_500.gif

[cantthinkofanything]

I think that's gonna wait



nah...

http://38.media.tumblr.com/0ba98445cacf622e9a4f49a9eb5c5b69/tumblr_mia5j8Lsn41rmm419o1_400.gif

[lefty]

yeeeeah


Not sure you're gonna want to hit that after seeing this :

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3728093/bill-lumbergh-o.gif

[Oh, Gee!!]

met this hot hostess. IDK if she's 18 or not. Still...hostess at a pizza buffet. Guys...how do I find out her age?

talk to her, ask her age and shit. doesn't take a genius to figure this shit out. you must be one of them SAWM's I hear about.

[Avante]

Ha, at least you bother to check the age....unlike others here!!

Cutey....you buy me drink babysan?
Avante....(knowing she's working in a bar)....sure!
Cutey..(after numerous drinks)....we go short time maybe long time?
Avante...how old are you? (who is stupid enought to think you'll get the truth....hahaha?)
Cutey...me 20.

Asking girls who work in bars how old they are, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Obviously...nobody gave a fuck.

[baseline bum]

If she answers that way, she goes to UTSA.

:lmao

[baseline bum]

met this hot hostess. IDK if she's 18 or not. Still...hostess at a pizza buffet. Guys...how do I find out her age?

Age of consent in Texas is 17 man.

[cantthinkofanything]

Age of consent in Texas is 17 man.

Yeah...but I need her to sign some waivers.

[DJR210]

met this hot hostess. IDK if she's 18 or not. Still...hostess at a pizza buffet. Guys...how do I find out her age?

"Met" this hostess.. so you met her as in you met and had a mutual attraction, or she introduced you to the pizza place and took you to your table?

[cantthinkofanything]

"Met" this hostess.. so you met her as in you met and had a mutual attraction, or she introduced you to the pizza place and took you to your table?

Yes...like the second one

[DJR210]

Yes...like the second one

:lol

[Henrik Sedin]

This whole time I thought you were a girl.

[RD2191]

"Met" this hostess.. so you met her as in you met and had a mutual attraction, or she introduced you to the pizza place and took you to your table?
:lol

[DJR210]

Ha, at least you bother to check the age....unlike others here!!

:lmao within minutes the dumbshit finds this post, and responds without even having been addressed. Talk about knowing your role on a message board :lol

[leemajors]

Show her pics of your kids

[cantthinkofanything]

Show her pics of your kids

I guess ...maybe she and my daughter could become bffs.