BREAKING NEWS - Brittney Griner marries Glory Hole Johnson

[LkrFan]

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Women's basketball stars Brittney Griner and Glory Johnson are engaged.

Griner proposed to Johnson and both posted it on social media, with Griner showing a photo of her on one knee with a ring in her hand in front of Johnson on her Instagram account. Griner plays for the WNBA's Phoenix Mercury and Johnson for the Tulsa Shock.

In the post, Griner wrote: "Last Night was a Night to Remember(,) I became the happiest person on this earth! (almost pass out but when that one word came out I came back to life) Me and my baby (@)missvol25 are in it for Life!"

Johnson also had a photo on her Instagram account of Griner lying in bed with an engagement ring resting on her shoulder.

Griner has embraced her role as a prominent gay athlete since finishing a record-breaking career at Baylor. She came out last year and wrote a candid memoir, "In My Skin," that was critical of college coach Kim Mulkey.

http://www.foxsports.com/other/story/phoenix-mercury-brittney-griner-tulsa-shock-glory-johnson-engaged-081514

:lmao

[LkrFan]

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/c1/c18cb95457303f3dfcc1bb5ae7d4b324ee826e16fbe395b98a 106a2fc7d42afc.jpg

:lol

[Splits]

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[LkrFan]

Now det Tammy is a Bachelorette again, could this shit finally become reality?

http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.philly.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/07/Tim-duncan.jpg

Consummate det shiiiiiiit! :lmao

[LkrFan]

http://media.giphy.com/media/zzi1u8ANooTqU/giphy.gif

:lol

[ElNono]

Lorenzo has some creepy obsession with the teh gayz... wonder if the OP showed up in his fruity mailing list :lol

[LkrFan]

Tammy throwing that D:
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Wade taking it like a man :wow

:lmao

[LkrFan]

Lorenzo has some creepy obsession with the teh gayz... wonder if the OP showed up in his fruity mailing list :lol-15 points for deflecting son. Brittney came out the closet and was man enough to pop the big question to her lover. Is he more of a man than Tammy? :downspin:

[ElNono]

-15 points for deflecting son. Brittney came out the closet and was man enough to pop the big question to her lover. Is he more of a man than Tammy? :downspin:

You forgot to add a Magic Johnson's son picture from your private stash in that post, Rubenso... :downspin:

[Clipper Nation]

Tammy throwing that D:
http://ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tim-duncan-suspect-elite-daily-1.png
Wade taking it like a man :wow

:lmao
http://i.imgur.com/ihcPFIb.jpg

[scanry]

CN right on cue. I'm shocked. :lol

Mundo Aldonza, what's the update on Magic's kid?

[Jacob1983]

Isn't this tampering or collusion?

[Franklin]

they're both whales anyway just like most of the rest WNBA bitches (especially since Becky retired :cry). No decent dude would fuck them ugly whores tbh.

[AaronY]

Why would you call a lesbian Glory Hole?

[DMX7]

they're both whales anyway just like most of the rest WNBA bitches (especially since Becky retired :cry). No decent dude would fuck them ugly whores tbh.

That's for sure for Brian Griner, but Glory Johnson is not ugly or overly man-like.

[ironman2886]

Wow. First lesbians in WNBA history. Ground breaking.

[Jacob1983]

I heard that the hoe that got proposed to was wearing men's underwear in the picture. Why is a woman wearing underwear that has dickhole? And if the proposee is the woman, why is she wearing men's underwear? Shouldn't the male woman be wearing the men's underwear?

[Strange Love]

Why the NBA has a need to have a dyke league is beyond me. This is embarrassing.

[Venti Quattro]

crofl

[Dunc n Dave]

http://i.imgur.com/ihcPFIb.jpg

:lmao:downspin:

[Jacob1983]

Why are human beings more comfortable with two carpet munchers being together than two pillow biters? I've never understood especially with how much being openly gay is so trendy right now. Also, why do we say "openly" gay? We don't say openly straight.

I think making a federal case over gayness does more harm than good. It's like the media treats gay people like they are on display at a zoo. People are like "hey look everyone, a man just proposed to his man".
If being gay is going to be normal, we have to stop this. Every time I beat off to Asian chicks, I'm not like "hey look everyone, I just beat off to Asian chicks".

[ElNono]

sup Jacob, I thought you didn't care about dem gays...

[Franklin]

Why are human beings more comfortable with two carpet munchers being together than two pillow biters? I've never understood especially with how much being openly gay is so trendy right now. Also, why do we say "openly" gay? We don't say openly straight.

I think making a federal case over gayness does more harm than good. It's like the media treats gay people like they are on display at a zoo. People are like "hey look everyone, a man just proposed to his man".
If being gay is going to be normal, we have to stop this. Every time I beat off to Asian chicks, I'm not like "hey look everyone, I just beat off to Asian chicks".
great minds think similar imho. Sex is lame and it doesn't make no difference whether it is done between two opposite sex or the same sex. Things that are considered normal are those practiced by most people, in that sense being straight is normal while everything else is not (including celibacy). No one is gonna say or agree being gay is "normal" because the majority will always be straight people, but it doesn't mean we should be deprived of the rights to choose what style of life we want to live, pertaining to sex and everything. We don't practice no sex at all, so people who fuck the opposite sex think they have the right to deride us, treating us & homosexuals as a peculiar whole just because we refuse to fuck the opposite sex. I think it's time to put an end to that prejudice tbh, and to let people know that it is not anyone else's but our own business to choose what to fuck, or whether to fuck at all.

[Twisted_Dawg]

Congrats to them. Wish them nothing but peace,love and happiness.

[Jenks]

http://i.imgur.com/ihcPFIb.jpg:lmao
I never saw the bottom left one with Jason Williams

You gotta get Shaq in there

https://msofficer.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/kobe-butt-slap.jpg

[LkrFan]

You forgot to add a Magic Johnson's son picture from your private stash in that post, Rubenso... :downspin:

N:lolpe - I didn't. :downspin:

[LkrFan]

http://i.imgur.com/ihcPFIb.jpg

http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/clippers-meme-elite-daily-1.jpg

:downspin:

[Malice]

All kidding aside, they going to make some super athletic children with those genes.

[Aztecfan03]

All kidding aside, they going to make some super athletic children with those genes.

Two girls cannot make a baby. Any child would only have one of their genes.

[Malice]

Two girls cannot make a baby. Any child would only have one of their genes.

Wat...

[Clipper Nation]

http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/clippers-meme-elite-daily-1.jpg

:downspin:

"He" doesn't own the team anymore, Oswaldo.... meanwhile, you're still stuck with Fredo and Chazz :downspin:

[LkrFan]

Why are human beings more comfortable with two carpet munchers being together than two pillow biters? I've never understood especially with how much being openly gay is so trendy right now. Also, why do we say "openly" gay? We don't say openly straight.

I think making a federal case over gayness does more harm than good. It's like the media treats gay people like they are on display at a zoo. People are like "hey look everyone, a man just proposed to his man".
If being gay is going to be normal, we have to stop this. Every time I beat off to Asian chicks, I'm not like "hey look everyone, I just beat off to Asian chicks".BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! :rollin :lmao :rollin

[LkrFan]

"He" doesn't own the team anymore, Oswaldo.... meanwhile, you're still stuck with Fredo and Chazz :downspin:
LMFA:lmao

[baseline bum]

Why are human beings more comfortable with two carpet munchers being together than two pillow biters? I've never understood especially with how much being openly gay is so trendy right now. Also, why do we say "openly" gay? We don't say openly straight.

I think making a federal case over gayness does more harm than good. It's like the media treats gay people like they are on display at a zoo. People are like "hey look everyone, a man just proposed to his man".
If being gay is going to be normal, we have to stop this. Every time I beat off to Asian chicks, I'm not like "hey look everyone, I just beat off to Asian chicks".

Damn son, you need a plane ticket to Thailand for a soapy or two tbh.

[LkrFan]

Damn son, you need a plane ticket to Thailand for a soapy or two tbh.

Now we talking. Thailand is THE SHIT. :tu

[monosylab1k]

Every time I beat off to Asian chicks, I'm not like "hey look everyone, I just beat off to Asian chicks".

:lmao :lmao :lmao all-time top 5 Jacob1983 quote .