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RobbyH
08-19-2014, 04:07 AM
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RobbyH
08-19-2014, 04:09 AM
Do you see ^ occur much in baseball? Didn't think so.

JohnnyMax
08-19-2014, 05:41 AM
must be the male equivalent of WNBA which is full of lesbians

Blizzardwizard
08-19-2014, 07:13 AM
Boiled down::::

Soccer > Life

:downspin:this

RsxPiimp
08-19-2014, 07:24 AM
Do you see ^ occur much in baseball? Didn't think so.
I see it in basketball

lefty
08-19-2014, 07:30 AM
Do you see ^ occur much in baseball? Didn't think so.
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7176/487/320/Yankees.jpghttp://www.poy.org/61/04/photos/61-04-DuyoR-07.jpghttp://photos1.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/1/e/2/0/event_103687712.jpeghttp://cdn.unathleticmag.com/wp-content/uploads/Funny_Baseball_11.jpghttp://image.funscrape.com/images/g/gay_baseball-12411.jpghttp://i1017.photobucket.com/albums/af297/pinoybigblogger/funny-sports-pics/baseball-gay.jpghttp://www.mrdiggles.com/img/baseball-kiss.jpghttps://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2728801280/hCA79E740/http://www.amusingtime.com/images/01/funny-gay-baseball-player.jpg

spurraider21
08-19-2014, 09:42 AM
baseball isn't a contact sport, so its sort of a weird point. i'm sure gays play tennis, but you dont see gay pileups there

Franklin
08-20-2014, 12:23 AM
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pique-zlatan-ibrahimovic-barcelona-gay.jpg

this pic tells you why Pique's career has been going downhill since Ibra left Barca

and this
http://www.thefootyblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/PAUL-SCHOLES-GARY-NEVILLE-KISS-GAY-ESPN.jpg

Strange Love
08-20-2014, 12:42 AM
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7176/487/320/Yankees.jpghttp://www.poy.org/61/04/photos/61-04-DuyoR-07.jpghttp://photos1.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/1/e/2/0/event_103687712.jpeghttp://cdn.unathleticmag.com/wp-content/uploads/Funny_Baseball_11.jpghttp://image.funscrape.com/images/g/gay_baseball-12411.jpghttp://i1017.photobucket.com/albums/af297/pinoybigblogger/funny-sports-pics/baseball-gay.jpghttp://www.mrdiggles.com/img/baseball-kiss.jpghttps://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2728801280/hCA79E740/http://www.amusingtime.com/images/01/funny-gay-baseball-player.jpg

LOL all those pictures are not serious. While they are of gayish nature, those involve were just joking when they did that.

Also, 1 or 2 of those pictures weren't even gay. They were on play stills such as the one labeled "Baseball is gay." And the one with Jeter seems photoshopped. :lol

I'll give you this however. They do slap themselves in the ass everytime...but so does every other contact sport so yeah, let's call them gay as well. :rolleyes

DAF86
08-20-2014, 12:46 AM
LOL all those pictures are not serious. While they are of gayish nature, those involve were just joking when they did that.

Also, 1 or 2 of those pictures weren't even gay. They were on play stills such as the one labeled "Baseball is gay." And the one with Jeter seems photoshopped. :lol

I'll give you this however. They do slap themselves in the ass everytime...but so does every other contact sport so yeah, let's call them gay as well. :rolleyes

"contact sport" :lol

spurraider21
08-20-2014, 12:48 AM
:lol this site. soccer and baseball are equally dull, and people keep fighting over them

Strange Love
08-20-2014, 12:51 AM
"contact sport" :lol

Baseball is not a contact sport by its definition but there is still contact.

Why you mad bro? I'm not hating on Soccer. Just made comments on them pictures. If you got issues out of that then you might want to re-evalaute your life. Getting butthurt over a sport ain't worth it bro.

DAF86
08-20-2014, 12:53 AM
Baseball is not a contact sport by its definition but there is still contact.

Why you mad bro? I'm not hating on Soccer. Just made comments on them pictures. If you got issues out of that then you might want to re-evalaute your life. Getting butthurt over a sport ain't worth it bro.

Who says I'm mad? I'm laughing and shit, I'm not mad. :lol

Franklin
08-20-2014, 12:53 AM
Just because they score less it doesn't mean they're dull imho. Soccer and baseball (especially baseball) involves more tactics than any other major sport in the US. The problem is most people, especially young people would rather watch monkeyball these days, they don't bother to give a shit about tactics tbh. I still don't understand why they want to watch monkeyball, when a zoo ticket is so much cheaper than one to a basketball game.

spurraider21
08-20-2014, 12:55 AM
Soccer and baseball (especially baseball) involves more tactics than any other major sport in the US..
:lol

DAF86
08-20-2014, 01:06 AM
What kind of tactics does baseball involve? Let's see:

-Putting righthanded pitchers on righthanded batters and lefthanded pitchers on lefthanded batters.
-Once on base, switching fat fucks for dudes that can run faster than 1 mile per hour.
-Late on games, switch crappy batters for crappy batters.

Wow, mind-exhausting stuff right there.

Strange Love
08-20-2014, 01:39 AM
What kind of tactics does baseball involve? Let's see:

-Putting righthanded pitchers on righthanded batters and lefthanded pitchers on lefthanded batters.
-Once on base, switching fat fucks for dudes that can run faster than 1 mile per hour.
-Late on games, switch crappy batters for crappy batters.

Wow, mind-exhausting stuff right there.

Embarrassing post.

I guess I could say you do even less in Soccer. Just kick the ball to one end and try to score...or play for 2 hours and end the game in a tie with zero goals. :lol

That street goes both ways, if you want to have bad takes on a sport you know nothing about.

DAF86
08-20-2014, 02:17 AM
Embarrassing post.

I guess I could say you do even less in Soccer. Just kick the ball to one end and try to score...or play for 2 hours and end the game in a tie with zero goals. :lol

That street goes both ways, if you want to have bad takes on a sport you know nothing about.

In footbal there are tens of different formations that you can use, just that aspect of football involves more tactical analysis than the entire game of basseball has to offer but please enlighten me on the ground breaking tactics of baseball so that I can tear them apart and laugh at them using smilies like this one: :lol and this one: :lmao.

Franklin
08-20-2014, 02:17 AM
What kind of tactics does baseball involve? Let's see:

-Putting righthanded pitchers on righthanded batters and lefthanded pitchers on lefthanded batters.
-Once on base, switching fat fucks for dudes that can run faster than 1 mile per hour.
-Late on games, switch crappy batters for crappy batters.

Wow, mind-exhausting stuff right there.
baseball tactics are so complex each team/coach as to develop their own system of body language to give real-time directions to the players in the field. Just try playing some OOTP game and you'll learn that the game is far more complex than it looks to be. You always have to make the right decisions in order to score and prevent the other team from scoring, one decision after another. For example, batting itself includes a number of options such as "loft it high", "swing for hit", "take the pitch", "sacrifice bunt" etc... and I'm not even speaking further tactics like "hit and run", "run and hit" etc... baseball is like a strategy game compared to other sports, and of course it doesn't appeal to niggas

Strange Love
08-20-2014, 02:24 AM
In footbal there are tens of different formations that you can use, just that aspect of football involves more tactical analysis than the entire game of basseball has to offer but please enlighten me on the ground breaking tactics of baseball so that I can tear them apart and laugh at them using smilies like this one: :lol and this one: :lmao.

You're the type that always thinks he's right so anything that I say or try to explain you'll have some retarded reasoning for it. I rather not waste my time with someone who thinks there are no actual facet of a sport just because he doesn't like it. GTFO

Franklin
08-20-2014, 02:24 AM
In footbal there are tens of different formations that you can use, just that aspect of football involves more tactical analysis than the entire game of basseball has to offer but please enlighten me on the ground breaking tactics of baseball so that I can tear them apart and laugh at them using smilies like this one: :lol and this one: :lmao.
If other sports are like action movies, then baseball is like a book, you have to actually read it to enjoy it tbh.

spurraider21
08-20-2014, 02:34 AM
strategy in baseball is fairly limited compared to other team sports, largely because baseball boils down to a bunch of individual battles.

DAF86
08-20-2014, 02:35 AM
baseball tactics are so complex each team/coach as to develop their own system of body language to give real-time directions to the players in the field. Just try playing some OOTP game and you'll learn that the game is far more complex than it looks to be. You always have to make the right decisions in order to score and prevent the other team from scoring, one decision after another. For example, batting itself includes a number of options such as "loft it high", "swing for hit", "take the pitch", "sacrifice bunt" etc... and I'm not even speaking further tactics like "hit and run", "run and hit" etc... baseball is like a strategy game compared to other sports, and of course it doesn't appeal to niggas

So your argument is the retarded signs they make to inform simple shit such as "don't swing this time", "go for the bunt", "swing 'cause the guy on 1st is going for 2nd", etc.? That's the equivalent of telling a basketball player "attack the basket", a soccer player "send the crosses to the 2nd post" and an NFL receiver "go long". It's basic shit that any sport has and some funny looking gestures doesn't make it any more sophisticated.

You enjoy baseball and that's fine, anyone has the right to waste time anyway they like but don't come trying to tell me baseball is some highly tactical, sophisticated sport 'cause I'm going to laugh at your face. Heck, the dumbest of QB's in the NFL probably processes more information on a game than the brightest of MLB managers out there.

Franklin
08-20-2014, 03:03 AM
No, you have to possess a plenitude of tactical knowledge in order to be successful in baseball, while you can be just an athletic nig with some very basic skills and still be successful in sports like soccer and basketball (like Agbonlahor and Walcot who have nothing but speed). In baseball you can't expect to get paid just for being a nig who can jump, run and fight imho, and that's also why it often takes longer time for a youngster to turn professional baseball player, for example, the average age of an MLB player is 27.2, versus 26 for NBA and 26.68 for NFL.

benefactor
08-20-2014, 05:48 AM
:lol this site. soccer and baseball are equally dull, and people keep fighting over them
:lol...I know right. It's like asking someone if they prefer a slice of bread over a sandwich with nothing in the middle.

Blizzardwizard
08-20-2014, 08:12 AM
Zero Zero soccer games > 6 hour baseball games.

Clipper Nation
08-20-2014, 09:35 AM
:lol this site. soccer and baseball are equally dull, and people keep fighting over them
No, baseball is actually watchable.... povertyball is a shitty "sport" for faggots, as shown by the original post :lol

Blizzardwizard
08-20-2014, 09:38 AM
Boiled down::::

Soccer > Life

Let us proceed.

Tee, hee.


:downspin:

RobbyH
08-20-2014, 09:46 AM
Boiled down::::

Soccer > Life

Explains why third world country fags kill each other over it.

Blizzardwizard
08-20-2014, 09:55 AM
Explains why third world country fags kill each other over it.

Drugs are a crazy thing.

Kool Bob Love
08-20-2014, 10:09 AM
No, baseball is actually watchable.... povertyball is a shitty "sport" for faggots, as shown by the original post :lol
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Sleeping-Yankees-Fan-570x318.jpg


http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--F9W6Tiss--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18u1zma4wc25ljpg.jpg

RobbyH
08-20-2014, 10:23 AM
Drugs are a crazy thing.

Methheads in Oklahoma don't kill each other over college football games.

Blizzardwizard
08-20-2014, 10:35 AM
Methheads in Oklahoma don't kill each other over college football games.

Just wait for when Durbeta leaves for D.C., the death rate will rise dramatically.

Bill_Brasky
08-20-2014, 10:52 AM
Baseball is a boring as shit sport with way too long of a season where half the teams have literally nothing to play for after about 2/3 of the season. Look at the highlights on SC, attendance is fucking terrible. It takes a backseat to NFL preseason for christ sake. Hockey and basketball are more popular in America right now than this sluggish, 8 hours a game, million games every season sport.


Soccer is pretty fucking slow paced and boring too and most goals seem to he based on luck.

Blizzardwizard
08-20-2014, 11:36 AM
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Sleeping-Yankees-Fan-570x318.jpg


http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--F9W6Tiss--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18u1zma4wc25ljpg.jpg

Guy with a newspaper :lol

'America's favourite past-time' :lol

Clipper Nation
08-20-2014, 11:39 AM
Guy with a newspaper :lol

'America's favourite past-time' :lol

Sharts :lol

Can't hold a 3-0 series lead :lol

Blizzardwizard
08-20-2014, 11:50 AM
Sharts :lol

Can't hold a 3-0 series lead :lol

I knew you wouldn't last the hour. I just knew it. :lol

Sharks choking doesn't change the fact that Owen Nolan was a badass MOFO who if was playing now would break Dustin Brown's face :lol

spurraider21
08-20-2014, 01:06 PM
No, baseball is actually watchable.... povertyball is a shitty "sport" for faggots, as shown by the original post :lol
Baseball's pace is slower than football and doesn't have nearly the payoff. Late inning at bats are pretty tense but that's about it

Strange Love
08-20-2014, 04:44 PM
Baseball's pace is slower than football and doesn't have nearly the payoff. Late inning at bats are pretty tense but that's about it

For someone who made a post laughing at the fact people argue on which is better and said both sports are equally dull, you sure seem to have a stick up for defending your soccer. :lol

spurraider21
08-20-2014, 04:48 PM
For someone who made a post laughing at the fact people argue on which is better and said both sports are equally dull, you sure seem to have a stick up for defending your soccer. :lol
My soccer? :lol

ill watch World Cup, euro cup, and some champions league. That's about it. It's also just a 2 hour program with less commercials. Easier to sit through

DAF86
08-20-2014, 05:32 PM
No, you have to possess a plenitude of tactical knowledge in order to be successful in baseball, while you can be just an athletic nig with some very basic skills and still be successful in sports like soccer and basketball (like Agbonlahor and Walcot who have nothing but speed). In baseball you can't expect to get paid just for being a nig who can jump, run and fight imho, and that's also why it often takes longer time for a youngster to turn professional baseball player, for example, the average age of an MLB player is 27.2, versus 26 for NBA and 26.68 for NFL.

In baseball it takes longer for youngsters to turn pro 'cause a professional baseball player can play 'till they are 50 because they don't have to do shit aside from standing around and try to hit the ball once of the 4 turns they get.

lol implying that dumbfucks like Sammy Sosa or Mark McGwire are some kind of tactical geniuses

Biernutz
08-20-2014, 05:45 PM
What is the soccer crap doing in the basketball forum again..


http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/soccer_zpsa1faad6b.jpg

lefty
08-20-2014, 11:08 PM
Guy with a newspaper :lol

'America's favourite past-time' :lol
:lol

Franklin
08-20-2014, 11:26 PM
just personal preferences imho. Some people like myself prefer strategy games while others would think such games like Hearts of Iron boring as shit, it ain't even worth arguing tbh.

DAF86
08-20-2014, 11:36 PM
just personal preferences imho. Some people like myself prefer strategy games while others would think such games like Hearts of Iron boring as shit, it ain't even worth arguing tbh.

You liking baseball is a personal preference. You trying to sell that baseball is a game of strategy is a fucking joke. Baseball doesn't require any more strategy than any other sport, in fact I would argue that requires less.

Franklin
08-20-2014, 11:45 PM
You liking baseball is a personal preference. You trying to sell that baseball is a game of strategy is a fucking joke. Baseball doesn't require any more strategy than any other sport, in fact I would argue that requires less.
Just because you hate baseball it doesn't mean you're privileged to deprive other people of the rights to like it tbh. It's not me that's peddling the game around, but it's you who's been doing your utmost to denigrate baseball as if you had lost big money in a baseball game bet. Just try playing some OOTP and you'll learn how much thought & strategy a baseball game involves.

Malik Hairston
08-20-2014, 11:56 PM
I don't have a problem with baseball, tbh, I used to watch it during the steroid era..

However, I don't think it's arguable that baseball requires the least amount of athleticism or impressive physical attributes of any major sport:lol..

There are only 2 or 3 positions in the sport that require any form of athleticism, tbh..there's even a fucking DH position:lol..

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the skill it requires to hit a baseball, and pitchers are some of the most skilled people in all of sports, but I always find it a little funny to refer to baseball players as "athletes"..

DAF86
08-20-2014, 11:59 PM
Just because you hate baseball it doesn't mean you're privileged to deprive other people of the rights to like it tbh.

The fuck? I just said you can like whatever sport you want. Personal preferences are personal preferences, there's no arguing about that.


It's not me that's peddling the game around, but it's you who's been doing your utmost to denigrate baseball as if you had lost big money in a baseball game bet. Just try playing some OOTP and you'll learn how much thought & strategy a baseball game involves.

You're the one saying that baseball involves more strategy than other sports, prove it. You accuse me of not playing baseball therefore not understanding all the strategy involved in it but you're the one acting all superior and saying that baseball isn't for everyone 'cause it involves more strategy than other sports, well let me ask you: how many sports have you played (on an organized way) to claim such thing?

Malik Hairston
08-21-2014, 12:02 AM
Barry Bonds at his juicing peak was one of the 2 greatest non-pitchers in MLB history, and he could barely field or run bases at that point:lol..

Babe Ruth is widely regarded as the greatest player of all-time, and this nigga was fat, slow and out of shape, ate hot dogs and drank beer during games, etc:lol..

DAF86
08-21-2014, 12:25 AM
Baseball can never be the sport that involves more strategy of all for the simple fact that is one of the least dinamic sports there is.

On offense you have a line-up of 9 batters and on defense you have a pitcher, a catcher, 1b, 2b, 3b, SS, RF, CF and LF. 4 infielders and 3 outfielders, that's it, there's no way to change that.

On any other sport you can try different formations.

On basketball you can play with 1 point guard, 2 wings and 2 bigs or 1 point guard, 3 wings and 1 big or 2 point guards, 2 wings and 1 big, etc.
On the NFL you can choose between 4-3 or 3-4 defensive fronts, play zone or man to man. On offense you can play with two, three, four or five wide receivers, etc.
On football/soccer as I already said there are tens of different formations, besides there's a lot of different ways to play within those formations: you can play all out attack, all defensive, ball possesion, counterattacks, etc.

Baseball doesn't have anything close to that kind of tactical flexibility.

scanry
08-21-2014, 01:55 AM
:lol...I know right. It's like asking someone if they prefer a slice of bread over a sandwich with nothing in the middle.

More like either lettice in the middle or brocolli in the middle. Both are shitty sports tbh.

Texas_Ranger
08-21-2014, 08:50 AM
Americans bitching about soccer, but still packed the 110.000 seats stadium in fucking Michigan...... for a preseason game. :lol

On the end of the day the real football is the most played and most popular sport in the world, so suck it.... Comparing it to boring baseball and a commercial american football is pretty stupid.

resistanze
08-21-2014, 09:02 AM
Soccer is so boring OP is making random threads about in the NBA forum :lol

testies
08-21-2014, 10:46 AM
Why are Americans so insecure about soccer?

Rednecks got so pissed that World cup got more ratings in US than NFL/NBA/MLB hahaha

Infinite_limit
08-21-2014, 12:56 PM
Why are Americans so insecure about soccer?

Rednecks got so pissed that World cup got more ratings in US than NFL/NBA/MLB hahaha
Because the Top League doesn't exist in the USA. Americans write off anything they aren't best at, instead choosing to create new sports that no one gives a fk about

Clipper Nation
08-28-2014, 09:34 AM
504980471982616576

:lol Povertyball
:lol Most corrupt "sport" on Earth

Blizzardwizard
08-28-2014, 09:39 AM
Boiled down:::

Soccer > Life

Venti Quattro
08-28-2014, 09:40 AM
Boiled down:::

Soccer > Life

:lol Clipper Asian

Infinite_limit
08-29-2014, 01:11 PM
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE is here. Hands down the most worthwhile yearly competition

The Gemini Method
08-29-2014, 02:03 PM
Methheads in Oklahoma don't kill each other over college football games.

Well, Alabama which is akin to Oklahoma, had a murder go down during the Alabama v. Auburn game...someone shot another person over them not cheering loud enough for the Tide. Other than that, I don't begrudge any one of these posters to like what they like and not bother with what they don't.

Clipper Nation
08-29-2014, 04:24 PM
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE is here. Hands down the most worthwhile yearly competition
Playoff hockey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Champion's League

Kool Bob Love
08-29-2014, 04:41 PM
Playoff hockey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Champion's League

Field hockey?

Bynumite
08-29-2014, 04:44 PM
Lacrosse > NHL

Bynumite
08-29-2014, 04:48 PM
Hockey is not even the best sport on ice:


http://www.npr.org/assets/news/2014/01/CurlingSweep.gif

Infinite_limit
08-29-2014, 08:01 PM
Playoff hockey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Champion's League
Certainty the best of the North American sports. But damn A-LOT of games. Kings were involved in 26 playoff matches last year. Which is the equivalent of 31% of the Regular Season. Not sure why NHL plays so many regular season matches

While Real Madrid played 6 Group Stage matches (Regular Season) and then 7 knockout Matches (including Finale). So there are more Playoff games than regular season.

unforeseen
08-30-2014, 01:07 AM
Soccer is an afterthought once the World Cup ended.

Infinite_limit
08-30-2014, 05:20 PM
Soccer is an afterthought once the World Cup ended.
Not in my International circle of friends. Domestic sports bore me.

Clipper Nation
08-30-2014, 06:16 PM
Boiled down:::

Hockey > Life

Infinite_limit
08-30-2014, 06:59 PM
Boiled down:::

Hockey > Life
How does this make you feel?

http://kingsternet.com/newblog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/win6_large.jpg