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Useruser666
08-19-2014, 10:00 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/there-s-a-sculpture-of-a-nude-kobe-bryant-wrestling-a-giant-black-mamba--because-art-is-amazing--photo-194147692.html

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/jyA5XoFzwIm7tjzkn_QQYA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/sports/2014-08-18/acdbf840-270e-11e4-a413-a79dbe58af2a_-Achilles-by-Roger-Huang-Photo-via-Roger-Huang-Behance-Gallery-.jpg

"OK, cool, but how come he's standing still in a Los Angeles Lakers uniform rather than naked and wrestling a giant snake?"

kobe4life
08-19-2014, 10:08 AM
How dare you call God gay this is a great statue that is work of art. I'm sure the top museums in America such as the Smithsonian will try to purchase this great piece of art. If anything this statue shows that God is warrior and the snake is metaphor of how God has never run away from challenges in his career.

bulakenyo
08-19-2014, 11:00 AM
you kinda know the artist doesnt really play basketball.

Look at how the sculpture holds the ball. Not secure at all. Seems to be just balancing it in his palm.
Who does that?

Not a basketball palming grip or correct shooting form at all.

Spur-Addict
08-19-2014, 12:20 PM
:lol

xellos88330
08-19-2014, 06:49 PM
you kinda know the artist doesnt really play basketball.

Look at how the sculpture holds the ball. Not secure at all. Seems to be just balancing it in his palm.
Who does that?

Not a basketball palming grip or correct shooting form at all.

I am pretty sure you couldn't hold the ball correctly with a big ass snake entering your anus. Maybe that is why?

Kool Bob Love
08-19-2014, 07:47 PM
http://ballislife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/kobe-statue.jpg

BlackSwordsMan
08-19-2014, 07:48 PM
the black mamba can't enter his asshole thats where the bag is kept.
let us proceed

Franklin
08-20-2014, 12:36 AM
How dare you call God gay this is a great statue that is work of art. I'm sure the top museums in America such as the Smithsonian will try to purchase this great piece of art. If anything this statue shows that God is warrior and the snake is metaphor of how God has never run away from challenges in his career.
but would any museum pay 48.5m for a two year rental of this shit, tbh?

DMX7
08-20-2014, 11:28 PM
lol, Kobe does not have a six-pack. Looked like he has been chugging six-packs in the last photo I saw of him on a boat.