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SpursFan86
08-21-2014, 03:03 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvlkNShIMAApAD6.jpg:large

Looks like the FO finally got their head out of their ass. If Ayres can't be traded, just have Timmy beat his ass so that he no longer wants to play for us.

Spurs 4 The Win
08-21-2014, 03:04 PM
Tbh, Timmy might lose that fight lol

Brunodf
08-21-2014, 03:16 PM
Damn, Timmy is so skinny

jeebus
08-21-2014, 03:16 PM
Tbh, Timmy might lose that fight lol
How so? Ayres is the biggest pussy in the league. He makes Bargnani look like Artest on steroids.

Spurs 4 The Win
08-21-2014, 03:19 PM
How so? Ayres is the biggest pussy in the league. He makes Bargnani look like Artest on steroids.

Ayres is more built for sure, they are similar height/weight, Ayres is younger, Tim might have some reach on him, it would be a toss up but I would give the edge to Ayres because he is stronger

Poolboy5623
08-21-2014, 03:55 PM
I'm guessing Timmy learned how to fight, playing mortal combat?

dabom
08-21-2014, 03:55 PM
You don't need muscle to woop ass if you got skill. Any boxing fan can tell you this.

RD2191
08-21-2014, 03:57 PM
Ayres can't even catch a ball, you expect me to believe he can connect Timmy? Bullshit. I'm taking Tim all day every day. Besides, you can't just look at Duncan in the eye, you will see things that cannot be unseen.

Spurs 4 The Win
08-21-2014, 04:00 PM
I'm guessing Timmy learned how to fight, playing mortal combat?

:lol

wildcardX
08-21-2014, 04:10 PM
I'm guessing Timmy learned how to fight, playing mortal combat?

Mortal Kombat is awesome! I'm still trying to learn how to make a blade fly out of my wrist when I say "Get over here".

Proxy
08-21-2014, 04:33 PM
Mortal Kombat is awesome! I'm still trying to learn how to make a blade fly out of my wrist when I say "Get over here".

Just buy one of those kits that gives you access to magical powers. I think they sell them at Wal-Mart.

It also helps to get killed and brought back to life in hell.

KL2
08-21-2014, 04:47 PM
Tim would simply summon his old man strength to defeat Errors.

KaiRMD1
08-21-2014, 04:56 PM
Just buy one of those kits that gives you access to magical powers. I think they sell them at Wal-Mart.

It also helps to get killed and brought back to life in hell.

It's not all it's cracked up to be according to my friend. The whole "skull head" wasn't the best selling point with the ladies for him

FkLA
08-21-2014, 05:07 PM
Tbh, Timmy might lose that fight lol

No chance. I remember a story floating around here a couple yrs ago, the team went to a gym together (Jesse James Leija's IIRC) and Timmy was said to have had the quickest hands on the team. He's also has a million times the coordination Ayres does.

SouthernFried
08-21-2014, 05:26 PM
So...what's the deal with the picture?

Ice009
08-21-2014, 05:30 PM
No chance. I remember a story floating around here a couple yrs ago, the team went to a gym together (Jesse James Leija's IIRC) and Timmy was said to have had the quickest hands on the team. He's also has a million times the coordination Ayres does.

I also recall that, and they also said Tim and Manu had the best hitting/punching power of all the players on the team.

Proxy
08-21-2014, 05:31 PM
It's not all it's cracked up to be according to my friend. The whole "skull head" wasn't the best selling point with the ladies for him

Now he's a lonely bouncer for numerous metal bands. Sees someone in the crowd getting a bit rowdy... "Get over here!"

Captivus
08-21-2014, 05:34 PM
Apparently Ayres lost the fight...he was last seen clapping.

ironman2886
08-21-2014, 06:53 PM
Errors would win. His hands are made of stone.

ron235
08-21-2014, 07:23 PM
Timmy all day!

Better hand-eye coordination and I get the feeling he'd have a stronger jaw.

Buddy Mignon
08-21-2014, 07:40 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvlkNShIMAApAD6.jpg:large

Looks like the FO finally got their head out of their ass. If Ayres can't be traded, just have Timmy beat his ass so that he no longer wants to play for us.


Looks like these fags are about to kiss.

DJR210
08-21-2014, 08:19 PM
Too bad Koolaid_Man (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19058) can't get in here and spin this


Looks like these fags are about to kiss.

Edit: Nevermind, his bitter Asian GF took care of it for him.

BlackSwordsMan
08-21-2014, 08:37 PM
Pop in an attempt to awaken timmy's inner black side is teaching him the finer points of the knock out game. Watch out white people

313
08-21-2014, 08:46 PM
Doesn't Tim train muay thai or boxing or something?

thiste
08-21-2014, 09:33 PM
Baynes would destroy both of them together.

But he wouldn't do that because he's a nice guy :)

BillMc
08-22-2014, 05:23 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvlkNShIMAApAD6.jpg:large

Looks like the FO finally got their head out of their ass. If Ayres can't be traded, just have Timmy beat his ass so that he no longer wants to play for us.

Timmy: "Drop another pass and I'll drop your ass."

spursparker9
08-22-2014, 05:28 AM
What's up with Error ? tbh.

Play boxing with Timmy and helping Tony with the ice bucket challenge.

BillMc
08-22-2014, 05:37 AM
Looking forward to Jeff dropping his ring when its passed to him on banner night and then accidentally kicking it out of bounds while Pop stares on in amazement.

That said Ayers is the new Bonner. Likable guy that we internet fans mock without mercy.

cd021
08-22-2014, 07:08 AM
Timmy: "Drop another pass and I'll drop your ass."


:lmao

Dex
08-22-2014, 09:32 AM
What's up with Error ? tbh.

Play boxing with Timmy and helping Tony with the ice bucket challenge.

He knows making friends is his best chance of sticking with the team tbh.

:cry locker room favorite :cry

peacemaker885
08-22-2014, 10:27 AM
I just don't think Jeff is going anywhere. It looks like he's a bigger Patty in terms of attitude in the locker room and the bench. We all know that Pop and RC considers that as probably the no 1 priority.

Biernutz
08-22-2014, 10:50 AM
Tim is losing some of his quickness so he is learning to be a thug.....If Westbrook comes down the lane...
"get you some of this bitch"......

TD 21
08-22-2014, 05:14 PM
I just don't think Jeff is going anywhere. It looks like he's a bigger Patty in terms of attitude in the locker room and the bench. We all know that Pop and RC considers that as probably the no 1 priority.

Yeah, a few weeks back I was thinking there was a slim chance of them waiving him in favor of Cotton or some other third PG (and despite what some will say, maybe there is; no one can say for sure), but more and more I'm getting the impression that not only is slim more like none, but they still have designs on him being the fourth big.

MVPCues
08-22-2014, 07:14 PM
Best thread in a while!

dabom
08-22-2014, 07:47 PM
Best thread in a while!

This thread is trash.

HI-FI
08-22-2014, 08:31 PM
Ayers can probably fight but I'd always put my money on TD.

wildcardX
08-22-2014, 10:41 PM
Baynes would destroy both of them together.

But he wouldn't do that because he's a nice guy :)

Didn't Duncan slap Baynes on the chest and accidentally do a Dim Mak death touch cracking Baynes rib?

Ice009
08-23-2014, 01:09 AM
Didn't Duncan slap Baynes on the chest and accidentally do a Dim Mak death touch cracking Baynes rib?

Yeah, I was meaning to ask what happened there. Tim, it looked like, slapped/tapped Baynes on the chest and the next thing you know is that he (Baynes) has a rib injury. Did he have the rib injury/bruise beforehand, or did Tim actually do it to him in that sequence during the time-out? Surely it wasn't from Tim, was it?

FkLA
08-23-2014, 01:14 AM
Looking forward to Jeff dropping his ring when its passed to him on banner night and then accidentally kicking it out of bounds while Pop stares on in amazement.

:rollin:

SpurPadre
08-23-2014, 01:21 AM
What's up with Error ? tbh.

Play boxing with Timmy and helping Tony with the ice bucket challenge.

Maybe his nickname should be the servant...oh wait, that's taken in okc, never mind.

8FOR!3
08-23-2014, 01:46 PM
I know Timmy's apparently a big MMA fan. I used to train at Rodrigo Pinheiro BJJ in San Antonio and he stopped by for a few minutes one time. I think someone said he's good friends with Pete Spratt (UFC vet) who's also a part owner at that gym.

SnakeBoy
08-23-2014, 02:50 PM
What's up with Error ? tbh.

Play boxing with Timmy and helping Tony with the ice bucket challenge.

If you can't do your job the best way to keep it is to endear yourself to those who can.

DMC
08-23-2014, 03:22 PM
Looking forward to Jeff dropping his ring when its passed to him on banner night and then accidentally kicking it out of bounds while Pop stares on in amazement.

That said Ayers is the new Bonner. Likable guy that we internet fans mock without mercy.

Then of course Jeff will clap emphatically and sport that "come on Jeff.. you're better than that" look on his face as if to say "ok, now it's on" just before doing it again, because he's not better than that.

Later that night the NBA will award Pop the CotY again just because somehow he got Errors a ring.

BillMc
08-24-2014, 05:34 AM
Later that night the NBA will award Pop the CotY again just because somehow he got Errors a ring.
:lol