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Thebesteva
08-24-2014, 09:09 PM
ether tbh

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Michael Jordan.
08-24-2014, 09:10 PM
Guess who's number 1 in most missed shots all time...

Thebesteva
08-24-2014, 09:14 PM
Guess who's number 1 in most missed shots all time...

LOLOCKETS fan

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2014, 09:16 PM
LOLOCKETS fan

So shamed of the Lakers you dropped them from your moniker. Christ almighty!

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2014, 09:19 PM
Back on topic. Who is the all time most missed shots leader?

HI-FI
08-24-2014, 09:19 PM
he drinks that bottle like it's san bernadino cock imo.

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2014, 09:21 PM
^antoniobanderas.gif

Thebesteva
08-24-2014, 09:37 PM
So shamed of the Lakers you dropped them from your moniker. Christ almighty!

So proud of the Rockets accomplishments, that you had to make an MJ troll account to feel what its like to be a winner for once in your life.

daslicer
08-24-2014, 09:38 PM
Guess who has the lowest FG percentage out of the 30K point club?

spurraider21
08-24-2014, 09:39 PM
he has the most assists, most shots missed... basically he's the most ball dominant of the bunch. big surprise there :rolleyes

Michael Jordan.
08-24-2014, 09:40 PM
So proud of the Rockets accomplishments, that you had to make an MJ troll account to feel what its like to be a winner for once in your life.

You should add "Frontrunner" to the end of Thebesteva. It would be quite hilarious.

kobe4life
08-24-2014, 09:48 PM
Thebesteva I'm glad to see that you have finally converted to Koballah. To all the haters God is the best player out of the 30K group.

Buddy Mignon
08-24-2014, 09:50 PM
Guess who is more that 5,000 points from even sniffing the 30k club.:lmao

Buddy Mignon
08-24-2014, 09:53 PM
ether tbh

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You niggas always miss the obvious. Or maybe I'm just such an astute observer of things that matter that maybe I only noticed that right there in the reflection of Kobe's shades... there is a fine ass chic who's tits are staring right at Kobe. If you look at Kobe you can tell he's not watching the ball game. My nigga had pussy on his mind.

BlackSwordsMan
08-24-2014, 09:59 PM
I see a baseball field.

apalisoc_9
08-24-2014, 10:06 PM
He has 500 more assist than a PF and C..and a SG that played significantly less..

Wow GOAT :lol

lefty
08-24-2014, 10:12 PM
TBH MJ would have had 30000 assists if he had Shaq and Pau

Venti Quattro
08-24-2014, 10:58 PM
:lmao Haters still trying to persecute the Black Jesus

Venti Quattro
08-24-2014, 10:59 PM
He has 500 more assist than a PF and C..and a SG that played significantly less..

Wow GOAT :lol
Kobe has 5 rings, two finals MVP's, 30,000 plus points, one acquittal, millions of dollars and bitches chasing him at 36 years of age, and you're a pussy who can't drive a M/T vehicle. Such is life breh

unforeseen
08-24-2014, 11:02 PM
he drinks that bottle like it's san bernadino cock imo.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Emi7rj3Uec0/UemFPCZRfiI/AAAAAAAAN3Q/cx31wUpVXNE/s1600/triple-h-nod.gif

Venti Quattro
08-24-2014, 11:03 PM
he drinks that bottle like it's san bernadino cock imo.

In before Clipper Asian posts The Tape repeatedly

Thebesteva
08-24-2014, 11:11 PM
Kobe has 5 rings, two finals MVP's, 30,000 plus points, one acquittal, millions of dollars and bitches chasing him at 36 years of age, and you're a pussy who can't drive a M/T vehicle. Such is life breh

Capitalism is a bitch though. Im not too happy that these athletes and celeb lives are so amazing and 99% of human beings lives are so much harder financially speaking. I think getting laid is not too bad, but nothing compared to being a Kobe bryant level celeb. But the money aspect is really depressing, kind of cheers me up to see these athletes go broke.

Venti Quattro
08-24-2014, 11:15 PM
Capitalism is a bitch though. Im not too happy that these athletes and celeb lives are so amazing and 99% of human beings lives are so much harder financially speaking. I think getting laid is not too bad, but nothing compared to being a Kobe bryant level celeb. But the money aspect is really depressing, kind of cheers me up to see these athletes go broke.

Kobe's selfishness is to his advantage because you know he'll likely not go broke since it's in his nature to be selfish. And 5 championship rings too while we're at it

That's the price we pay for adorning these athletes. We pay for their lavish lifestyle while we go on with our normal lives everyday.

Thebesteva
08-24-2014, 11:17 PM
In before Clipper Asian posts The Tape repeatedly

:lol Honestly, when I googled the story it was so embarrassingly bad that Im shocked even a troll like CN would try so hard to push it. Some random homeless guy claims he has a sex tape of Kobe but only has audio footage and wanted to make $ out of it but couldnt. LOL yeah ok

Clipper Nation
08-24-2014, 11:19 PM
:lol Honestly, when I googled the story it was so embarrassingly bad that Im shocked even a troll like CN would try so hard to push it. Some random homeless guy claims he has a sex tape of Kobe but only has audio footage and wanted to make $ out of it but couldnt. LOL yeah ok

Yet Lakerfan considers the alleged words of Duncan's scorned ex-wife to be sufficient proof of his gayness :lol

Thebesteva
08-24-2014, 11:23 PM
Yet Lakerfan considers the alleged words of Duncan's scorned ex-wife to be sufficient proof of his gayness :lol

C'mon now. I have always respected Tim and have no idea what the truth is, Im going to assume she was just a bitter woman and was trying to ruin his life much like Hogan's ex. But for a guy who has always been a bit odd and too quiet, for his wife of and mother of his children to say he is bisexual was pretty crazy. Honestly, she not only said hes bisexual but claimed the REASON they are divorcing is he had an affair with a man. That is really odd stuff, unlike Hogan's wife who wrote a book and just mentioned Hulk had a gay experience while high a fuck on cocaine.

However, it doesnt make him any less of a legend.

Kool Bob Love
08-24-2014, 11:32 PM
Kobe ain't gonna catch Money in points scored tho.

JohnnyMax
08-24-2014, 11:34 PM
Career Stats

Iverson (http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/i/iversal01.html) 6.2 assists per game 5,624 total assists

Kobe (http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/b/bryanko01.html) 4.8 assists per game 5,925 total assists

lefty
08-24-2014, 11:39 PM
Career Stats

Iverson (http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/i/iversal01.html) 6.2 assists per game 5,624 total assists

Kobe (http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/b/bryanko01.html) 4.8 assists per game 5,925 total assists
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Clipper Nation
08-24-2014, 11:48 PM
C'mon now. I have always respected Tim and have no idea what the truth is, Im going to assume she was just a bitter woman and was trying to ruin his life much like Hogan's ex. But for a guy who has always been a bit odd and too quiet, for his wife of and mother of his children to say he is bisexual was pretty crazy. Honestly, she not only said hes bisexual but claimed the REASON they are divorcing is he had an affair with a man. That is really odd stuff, unlike Hogan's wife who wrote a book and just mentioned Hulk had a gay experience while high a fuck on cocaine.

However, it doesnt make him any less of a legend.
It's pretty clear that his wife got caught cheating and lied in an attempt to deflect, if she even said what was reported to begin with....

elmanutres
08-25-2014, 12:10 AM
I always hated that Malone was in the 30000 pt club. Nothing but the work of the all time leader in assists in Stockton.

Thebesteva
08-25-2014, 12:35 AM
It's pretty clear that his wife got caught cheating and lied in an attempt to deflect, if she even said what was reported to begin with....

She definitely said it, there are numerous accounts that she was ordered to hush. However, after seeing how vindictive women are, I am not surprised if it was bullshit. Either way, I really crack up over how much effort we put into proving Tim or Kobe are gay.

scanry
08-25-2014, 01:01 AM
She definitely said it, there are numerous accounts that she was ordered to hush. However, after seeing how vindictive women are, I am not surprised if it was bullshit. Either way, I really crack up over how much effort we put into proving Tim or Kobe are gay.

I think the prenup did it to her. After realizing that she'd be losing hundreds of millions with the divorce, she went cuckoo. Tim was smart enough to shut her up and settle quickly. Tim's also lucky that he doesn't have to give away his house to his wife or inlaws tbh.

HI-FI
08-25-2014, 01:07 AM
Amy Duncan has to be a bitch of the century. Just shows how ruthless women can get. Not sure about Duncan's sexuality or their marriage, really don't care, but like scanry said, she most likely went ballistic when she realized that Duncan's prenup was as ironclad as his defense.

TD is in a better place. He has his freedom, some bean3r pussy, gets to focus on winning and remodeling cars. I'm jealous tbh.

Buddy Mignon
08-25-2014, 01:53 AM
Amy Duncan has to be a bitch of the century. Just shows how ruthless women can get. Not sure about Duncan's sexuality or their marriage, really don't care, but like scanry said, she most likely went ballistic when she realized that Duncan's prenup was as ironclad as his defense.

TD is in a better place. He has his freedom, some bean3r pussy, gets to focus on winning and remodeling cars. I'm jealous tbh.


Listen dude, its ok for you to be stupid, but a retard is another thing. No way Jim got away with sticking Amy with a gag order without coughing up half his shit. Her lawyer would have not allowed her to. The fact that Jim kept it behind closed doors and was granted a private meeting to have a speedy process just about guarantees she won.

HI-FI
08-25-2014, 02:06 AM
Listen dude, its ok for you to be stupid, but a retard is another thing. No way Jim got away with sticking Amy with a gag order without coughing up half his shit. Her lawyer would have not allowed her to. The fact that Jim kept it behind closed doors and was granted a private meeting to have a speedy process just about guarantees she won.
possible. i'm no legal expert so i'll wait for one to chime in unless Cartoon Network is teaching that shit now.

spurraider21
08-25-2014, 02:19 AM
Yet Lakerfan considers the alleged words of Duncan's scorned ex-wife to be sufficient proof of his gayness :lol
those aren't words from amy :lol... its an "anonymous source"

there hasn't been a single quote from amy on the situation tbh

Sean Cagney
08-25-2014, 02:32 AM
Guess who has the lowest FG percentage out of the 30K point club?

And people still ignore this and the missed shots of all time like it means nothing....... Hmmmmmmmmmm......... They just can't dispute these facts Slicer.

Thebesteva
08-25-2014, 02:59 AM
Amy Duncan has to be a bitch of the century. Just shows how ruthless women can get. Not sure about Duncan's sexuality or their marriage, really don't care, but like scanry said, she most likely went ballistic when she realized that Duncan's prenup was as ironclad as his defense.

TD is in a better place. He has his freedom, some bean3r pussy, gets to focus on winning and remodeling cars. I'm jealous tbh.

I believe that award goes to Sugar Shane Mosley's ex wife, the vindictive **** was notorious for starting beefs with Shanes opponents while they were married. She demanded him to make her his manager and he did. She got into online arguments with anyone who questioned Shane for letting her run his life. After a divorce, she not only destroyed his financially and emotionally, but she asked the judge to reward her with Shane's championship belts that she felt were hers. The judge decided she was right and rewarded her with all the belts he ever won.

LkrFan
08-25-2014, 05:44 AM
So proud of the Rockets accomplishments, that you had to make an MJ troll account to feel what its like to be a winner for once in your life.:lmao

King Emmanuel
08-25-2014, 07:34 AM
Guess who is more that 5,000 points from even sniffing the 30k club.:lmao

timmy

King Emmanuel
08-25-2014, 07:34 AM
So proud of the Rockets accomplishments, that you had to make an MJ troll account to feel what its like to be a winner for once in your life.

:lmao

Brazil
08-25-2014, 10:54 AM
Kobe has 5 rings, two finals MVP's, 30,000 plus points, one acquittal, millions of dollars and bitches chasing him at 36 years of age, and you're a pussy who can't drive a M/T vehicle. Such is life breh

:lol

RsxPiimp
08-25-2014, 02:23 PM
TBH MJ would have had 30000 assists if he had Shaq and Pau

Irrelevant since Kobe doesn't pass:lol

Thebesteva
08-25-2014, 02:53 PM
:lmao


:lmao

You can tell when Michael Jordan gets butthurt because he acts like this gif right here and doesnt come back to the thread :lol

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3263527/red-running-away-o.gif

LkrFan
08-25-2014, 05:42 PM
You can tell when Michael Jordan gets butthurt because he acts like this gif right here and doesnt come back to the thread :lol

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3263527/red-running-away-o.gif:rollin :lmao :rollin

2pac > Kobe
08-25-2014, 05:46 PM
rZsTJgNR5is

Jeff Leppard
08-25-2014, 06:06 PM
So that's 5667 times his poor teammates had to bail him out :lol

Shastafarian
08-25-2014, 07:53 PM
Guess who is more that 5,000 points from even sniffing the 30k club.:lmao

Is it this guy?

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Koolaid_Man
08-25-2014, 09:25 PM
rZsTJgNR5is

How come you all on my dick Ho? posting vids that I posted years ago....muthafucking dick rydah :lol

Koolaid_Man
08-25-2014, 09:28 PM
Listen dude, its ok for you to be stupid, but a retard is another thing. No way Jim got away with sticking Amy with a gag order without coughing up half his shit. Her lawyer would have not allowed her to. The fact that Jim kept it behind closed doors and was granted a private meeting to have a speedy process just about guarantees she won.


this is some fucking real ass talk Luva..no fucking way he gets a gag order if she was the one dipping out on him and fucking up....he knows she got the goods on his faggot ass....and so he paid her handsomely he came off probably half his fortune to keep that shit secret....You don't negotiate gag orders if you caught her cheating...Spur fan still in denial....

kobe4life
08-25-2014, 11:02 PM
this is some fucking real ass talk Luva..no fucking way he gets a gag order if she was the one dipping out on him and fucking up....he knows she got the goods on his faggot ass....and so he paid her handsomely he came off probably half his fortune to keep that shit secret....You don't negotiate gag orders if you caught her cheating...Spur fan still in denial....

Preach Preach Jesus Kool there is no doubt in my mind that Duncan is inferiror to God and you prove it all the time. Listen up Spurfans we will not stop until all of you convert to Koballah.

2pac > Kobe
08-26-2014, 01:10 AM
How come you all on my dick Ho? posting vids that I posted years ago....muthafucking dick rydah :lol
Chill bruh, I remember ur gay ass thread but the vid is a classic still

313
08-26-2014, 08:42 AM
one acquittal
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