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monosylab1k
08-25-2014, 09:48 PM
Hootie & The Blowfish - Cracked Rear View
Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water
The Garden State Soundtrack

HI-FI
08-25-2014, 09:51 PM
shit this could take a bit. i try to not get rid of any, they all represent a place and time for better or worse. let me check the archives....

i got a couple of corny albums like Simpsons Sing the Blues, Green Jello, Weird Al but I don't regret buying them, especially Weird Al.

Jazzy Jeff and Fresh Prince-Code Red. probably still better than Will Smith's acting

Barenaked Ladies-Born on a Pirate Ship. too Canadian.

Sting-Mercury Rising. Sting's douchiness is too much at times.

Sting-The Dream of the Blue Turtles (vinyl) -see above,though a couple of great songs on this one.

NIN-Downward Spiral. not embarrassed, just regret buying it at a young age. some good songs but i don't like that he recorded it at the site of the Manson murders.


I need to find my collection of tapes, some real gems in there like Stryper :lol, but lots of good memories with the tapes and various mixes.

DD
08-25-2014, 09:53 PM
Paging Shadowflames...



Dishwalla - Pet Your Friends
Enya - Shepherd Moons (fuck you, this album is awesome)

Trainwreck2100
08-25-2014, 09:54 PM
bro i ain't bought music in years, but jock jams volume 3 is definitely there

Fpoonsie
08-25-2014, 09:55 PM
Uhhhh...Garden State sdtrk is da troof. http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/wow.png

RsxPiimp
08-25-2014, 09:55 PM
Ace of Base -The sign

RsxPiimp
08-25-2014, 09:57 PM
Also Milli Vanilli

monosylab1k
08-25-2014, 10:02 PM
Uhhhh...Garden State sdtrk is da troof. http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/wow.png
tbh as I've gotten older I've become much less enamored with the whole "angst-ridden white guy" world expressed in movies like Garden State and bands like The Shins. Just seems like it was the natural immature progression of white guys. The Shins offer the same message that Limp Bizkit does, only they package it to appeal to twenty something man-boys who think they've matured, as opposed to appealing to dumb angry teenagers.

baseline bum
08-25-2014, 10:05 PM
Ganksta NIP - Psychic Thoughts (http://www.amazon.com/Psychic-Thoughts/dp/B00008FLSJ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1409022382&sr=8-1&keywords=ganksta+nip+psychic+thoughts)
Shit sounds like it was written by Trill tbh

http://www.rapmusicguide.com/amass/images/inventory/1783/Ganksta%20NIP%20-%20Psychic%20Thoughts.jpg

Ala5W3CRIsg

The guy's rapping is wack and his beats are shit. Plus it has faggot preaching from that piece of shit Quannel X.

InRareForm
08-25-2014, 10:26 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b8/Limp_Bizkit_Significant_Other.jpg/220px-Limp_Bizkit_Significant_Other.jpg


even though the track N 2gether now has a dope beat.

spurraider21
08-25-2014, 10:35 PM
every system of a down album not named Toxicity

DJR210
08-25-2014, 10:40 PM
I gotta have the worst here..

Salt N Pepa - Whatever album with "Shoop"

Still ashamed to this day.

Venti Quattro
08-25-2014, 10:41 PM
every system of a down album not named Toxicity

Of course you should support your fellow Armenian

Venti Quattro
08-25-2014, 10:43 PM
I once bought an album of one-hit wonder O-Town (Or was that two hits? Or three?) and looking back, I am ashamed that I bought their album.

InRareForm
08-25-2014, 10:44 PM
I once bought an album of one-hit wonder O-Town (Or was that two hits? Or three?) and looking back, I am ashamed that I bought their album.

that's pretty bad bro

baseline bum
08-25-2014, 11:04 PM
I gotta have the worst here..

Salt N Pepa - Whatever album with "Shoop"

Still ashamed to this day.

Female rappers :lol

Lil Kim was the only good female rapper of all-time. Gotta admit she killed it on Get Money and Queen Bitch

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But any other good female rappers? Fuck Latifah. Yes you are a bitch and a hoe. Yo-Yo was embarrassing. MC Lyte sucked. Foxxy Brown was no talent and a pair of tits. Da Brat was the gayist fucking shit ever. Fuck Missy Eliott and her can't stand the rain because she was too fat to get off the couch and go outside. Lauryn Hill and the Fugees were wack. Worst rap song ever was done by a "female"

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spurraider21
08-25-2014, 11:05 PM
Of course you should support your fellow Armenian
toxicity was a great album. almost all their other albums are full of screaming shit with a decent song or two thrown in

DJR210
08-25-2014, 11:18 PM
Female rappers :lol

Lil Kim was the only good female rapper of all-time. Gotta admit she killed it on Get Money and Queen Bitch

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But any other good female rappers? Fuck Latifah. Yes you are a bitch and a hoe. Yo-Yo was embarrassing. MC Lyte sucked. Foxxy Brown was no talent and a pair of tits. Da Brat was the gayist fucking shit ever. Fuck Missy Eliott and her can't stand the rain because she was too fat to get off the couch and go outside. Lauryn Hill and the Fugees were wack. Worst rap song ever was done by a "female"

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Lil' Kim is 100x better than fucking Salt N Pepa.. Either way, riding around in the passenger seat of my Mom's car jamming women talking bout sucking off black men and having niggas sprung..smh

Malik Hairston
08-25-2014, 11:23 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0e/Littlebitofmambo.JPG

Reck
08-26-2014, 12:09 AM
Paging Shadowflames...



Dishwalla - Pet Your Friends
Enya - Shepherd Moons (fuck you, this album is awesome)

Every album that I've bought I liked. At least at the time.

But I must say, I've bought a few of the WWF soundtracks when I was into that whole wrestling thing.

I've worked in a few music stores in my days so I got pretty much everything real low so I always took advantage of the employee discount.

:lol Good times
http://i57.tinypic.com/ml17bt.jpg

HI-FI
08-26-2014, 12:11 AM
Forceable Entry should've been Kobe's debut album.

baseline bum
08-26-2014, 12:26 AM
Forceable Entry should've been Kobe's debut album.

Not even an alpha rapist like Neal. Nothing more beta than going and jerking off in the bathroom when you can't finish in rape tbh.

lakerhaterade
08-26-2014, 12:35 AM
oh ma gosh look at her butt guyz! :cry

lakerhaterade
08-26-2014, 12:35 AM
Forceable Entry should've been Kobe's debut album.
:lol

Buddy Mignon
08-26-2014, 12:43 AM
I'm not surprised at all that you fags went out and spent money on garbage music. Just a glaring reflection of the way you pussies post. Who the fuck buys bitch rap... lol!!!

DJR210
08-26-2014, 12:48 AM
I'm not surprised at all that you fags went out and spent money on garbage music. Just a glaring reflection of the way you pussies post. Who the fuck buys bitch rap... lol!!!

I today am still paying for my mistake

DMC
08-26-2014, 12:48 AM
I've never bought an album.

DJR210
08-26-2014, 12:49 AM
Every album that I've bought I liked. At least at the time.

But I must say, I've bought a few of the WWF soundtracks when I was into that whole wrestling thing.

I've worked in a few music stores in my days so I got pretty much everything real low so I always took advantage of the employee discount.

:lol Good times
http://i57.tinypic.com/ml17bt.jpg

I had a couple of WWF theme CD's, back when the themes were worth a fuck.

Huey Freeman
08-26-2014, 01:38 AM
Ganksta NIP - Psychic Thoughts (http://www.amazon.com/Psychic-Thoughts/dp/B00008FLSJ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1409022382&sr=8-1&keywords=ganksta+nip+psychic+thoughts)
Shit sounds like it was written by Trill tbh

http://www.rapmusicguide.com/amass/images/inventory/1783/Ganksta%20NIP%20-%20Psychic%20Thoughts.jpg

Ala5W3CRIsg

The guy's rapping is wack and his beats are shit. Plus it has faggot preaching from that piece of shit Quannel X.

Wtf :wow

Reck
08-26-2014, 01:49 AM
I had a couple of WWF theme CD's, back when the themes were worth a fuck.

True.

That Anthology one has pretty much all the classics. 3 discs, compiled from old to newest and some theme songs even have the improved version like the Kurt Angle's theme song when they had to change it because everyone was singing the you suck chant. :lol

spurraider21
08-26-2014, 01:52 AM
a vast majority of albums i possess were bought before my time tbh :lol... old man handed em down and they went straight to itunes. probably less than 10 albums i've bought that i really think i'd call myself "proud" of owning or whatever the fuck. i dont exactly buy many anyway

leemajors
08-26-2014, 06:34 AM
Slippery When Wet and Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em

baseline bum
08-26-2014, 07:19 AM
Slippery When Wet and Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em

What's embarrassing about that? Here Comes the Hammer and Can't Touch This are great.

benefactor
08-26-2014, 07:32 AM
http://images.junostatic.com/full/CS1703124-02A-BIG.jpg

DJR210
08-26-2014, 07:43 AM
http://images.junostatic.com/full/CS1703124-02A-BIG.jpg

:lol Da Last Don was the last MP I purchased..He insists on the same freestyle on every track, he makes sure to let you know he's "bout it bout, rowdy rowdy" at least once per track.

leemajors
08-26-2014, 08:01 AM
What's embarrassing about that? Here Comes the Hammer and Can't Touch This are great.

Prefer Soft and Wet and Let's Go Deeper tbh

cantthinkofanything
08-26-2014, 08:07 AM
I seriously doubt that anyone can top this...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/40/Touch_Me_album_cover.jpg/220px-Touch_Me_album_cover.jpg

TeyshaBlue
08-26-2014, 08:08 AM
Aha- Hunting High and Low. 1985 or so.
Holy shit.
/Thread.

Drachen
08-26-2014, 08:08 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TKYEP6CAL._SX300_.jpg

I was drunk, by myself, and the gypsy kings sounded good. Talked to the CSR for like 45 minutes, asking repeatedly "it doesn't have that shitty Ricky Martin song on it, does it?"

Fpoonsie
08-26-2014, 08:21 AM
tbh as I've gotten older I've become much less enamored with the whole "angst-ridden white guy" world expressed in movies like Garden State and bands like The Shins. Just seems like it was the natural immature progression of white guys. The Shins offer the same message that Limp Bizkit does, only they package it to appeal to twenty something man-boys who think they've matured, as opposed to appealing to dumb angry teenagers.

:cry I was a Kickstarter backer for Zach's latest flick :cry
:cry got a signed copy of GS :cry
:cry no regrets :cry

leemajors
08-26-2014, 08:25 AM
I seriously doubt that anyone can top this...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/40/Touch_Me_album_cover.jpg/220px-Touch_Me_album_cover.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/DYDY.jpg

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cantthinkofanything
08-26-2014, 08:31 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/DYDY.jpg

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I had that one too. :lol

What about this one?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51jqcGsfOFL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

leemajors
08-26-2014, 08:32 AM
I had that one too. :lol

What about this one?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51jqcGsfOFL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

haha, I'm near the end of mine, but here goes:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/aa/Gonna_Make_You_Sweat_%28cover%29.jpg

cantthinkofanything
08-26-2014, 08:35 AM
haha, I'm near the end of mine, but here goes:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/aa/Gonna_Make_You_Sweat_%28cover%29.jpg

damn...I'm going to throw out one more but I still think Samanta Fox is THE most embarrassing one.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515QPIAWHPL.jpg

Oh, Gee!!
08-26-2014, 09:13 AM
bought an SPM cd like in 1999/2000. it was okay, but the dude turned out to be a child molester. trashed it after that.

ColinB
08-26-2014, 09:17 AM
What's wrong with Aha? Take On Me is a sweet song.

JMarkJohns
08-26-2014, 09:43 AM
As mentioned already, Ace of Base - The Sign

Reality Bites soundtrack - similar to Garden State, but not nearly as good.
Godzilla soundtrack - full of really shitty remakes and even crappier originals
Puddle Of Mudd - the one with Hates Me, Blurry. Shit that sucked.
Hole - Live Through This
Eagles - Greatest Hits, not a bad album, but I've come to discover the Eagles are like the Boyz2Men of classic rock... Lots of catchy hits, but almost no substance.

Lastly, every Sugar Ray album ever...

Fpoonsie
08-26-2014, 09:46 AM
Picked up each and every Creed album in their heyday; not even ashamed.

Also got this, tho'...

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130802074633/dcmovies/images/0/0f/Batman_Robin_Soundtrack.jpg

JMarkJohns
08-26-2014, 09:48 AM
Picked up each and every Creed album in their heyday; not even ashamed.

Also got this, tho'...

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130802074633/dcmovies/images/0/0f/Batman_Robin_Soundtrack.jpg

Forgot about Batman Forever soundtrack... I think I also had Space Jam.

Cry Havoc
08-26-2014, 09:57 AM
No question:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9c/Nelly_-_Nellyville_-_Album.jpg

Fpoonsie
08-26-2014, 09:58 AM
Forgot about Batman Forever soundtrack... I think I also had Space Jam.

You had "Hold Me, Thrill Me..." by U2 and "Kiss From A Rose" by Seal. Not the worst.

I had "Foolish Games" by Jewel and "Gotham City" by R. Kelly. Not the best.

I dunno. It might be a wash.

(And ain't a DAMN thing wrong with owning the Space Jam album. I'd still bump that.)

Ignignokt
08-26-2014, 10:32 AM
Hootie & The Blowfish - Cracked Rear View
Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water
The Garden State Soundtrack

psssh no wonder mono is another mass produced pussified New Age pastel color v neck totin guys from the DFW, with feminist harpies for gfs imho

monosylab1k
08-26-2014, 10:35 AM
psssh no wonder mono is another mass produced pussified New Age pastel color v neck totin guys from the DFW, with feminist harpies for gfs imho

:lol

Don't own any vnecks tbh

monosylab1k
08-26-2014, 10:37 AM
:cry I was a Kickstarter backer for Zach's latest flick :cry
:cry got a signed copy of GS :cry
:cry no regrets :cry

:lol didn't mean to be so dickish, i've quickly become a cranky old man tbh. I do think the Shins are catchy still. Just don't view them in the "this band will change your life" Garden State light.

leemajors
08-26-2014, 10:42 AM
damn...I'm going to throw out one more but I still think Samanta Fox is THE most embarrassing one.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515QPIAWHPL.jpg

looks like she's still got some of it in 09:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/Samantha_Fox_in_Lombardy_crop.jpg/640px-Samantha_Fox_in_Lombardy_crop.jpg

Spurminator
08-26-2014, 11:10 AM
C&C Music Factory
Bon Jovi - Keep the Faith
Winger - Pull
Boston - Walk On
LL Cool J - Mr. Smith
Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise
The Offspring - Americana
Goo Goo Dolls - Dizzy Up the Girl

Spurminator
08-26-2014, 11:13 AM
Oh, and because it's easy to distance from albums you bought a long time ago, I'll break the "recent embarrassing album" ice and admit to buying Macklemore & Ryan Lewis.

Ignignokt
08-26-2014, 11:14 AM
C&C Music Factory
Bon Jovi - Keep the Faith
Winger - Pull
LL Cool J - Mr. Smith
Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise
Goo Goo Dolls - Dizzy Up the Girl

Holee Fuk

This is like a messed up Columbia House order from 1998

leemajors
08-26-2014, 11:14 AM
One of my good friends kept this next to magazines in his bathroom, it always made me laugh:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/Extreme-III_Sides_to_Every_Story.jpg

Spurminator
08-26-2014, 11:16 AM
Holee Fuk

This is like a messed up Columbia House order from 1998

:lol I had a bunch of those. I subscribed, cancelled and resubscribed to BMG a dozen times at least.

baseline bum
08-26-2014, 11:24 AM
C&C Music Factory
Bon Jovi - Keep the Faith
Winger - Pull
Boston - Walk On
LL Cool J - Mr. Smith
Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise
The Offspring - Americana
Goo Goo Dolls - Dizzy Up the Girl

That's why I know my life is out of luck fool!

Worst ending to a song ever. Everyone I knew who scoffed hip hop made fun of that one retarded line. LOL Coolio trying to rap hard.

Spurminator
08-26-2014, 11:26 AM
That's why I know my life is out of luck fool!

Worst ending to a song ever. Everyone I knew who scoffed hip hop made fun of that one retarded line. LOL Coolio trying to rap hard.

It's worse though, I actually bought that album for "1 2 3 4 (Sumpin New)"...

Ignignokt
08-26-2014, 11:35 AM
Oh, and because it's easy to distance from albums you bought a long time ago, I'll break the "recent embarrassing album" ice and admit to buying Macklemore & Ryan Lewis.

confirmed for multi culti cuckold

RD2191
08-26-2014, 11:50 AM
Legit thread, no sign of Chump, Blake, and desperate housewife. And they call xmas a troll. :lol

TeyshaBlue
08-26-2014, 12:12 PM
What's wrong with Aha? Take On Me is a sweet song.

Have you listened to the album? That tune is the only listenable thing on it.:vomit:

TeyshaBlue
08-26-2014, 12:13 PM
Legit thread, no sign of Chump, Blake, and desperate housewife. And they call xmas a troll. :lol

Thanks for the troll post. Good job.

ColinB
08-26-2014, 12:14 PM
Have you listened to the album? That tune is the only listenable thing on it.:vomit:

I honestly haven't. I just remember the music video for it.

TeyshaBlue
08-26-2014, 12:16 PM
Yeah....the video is cool but the album is just awful.

ChumpDumper
08-26-2014, 12:18 PM
Thanks for the troll post. Good job.Snap!

Trying to think back. Most of the embarrassing music choices were CDs my brother already bought so I could have plausible deniability but listen to anyway.

Spurminator
08-26-2014, 01:39 PM
Have you listened to the album? That tune is the only listenable thing on it.:vomit:

I haven't heard it either but I remember seeing it in a copy of "1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die" and wondering about it.

DJR210
08-26-2014, 02:39 PM
bought an SPM cd like in 1999/2000. it was okay, but the dude turned out to be a child molester. trashed it after that.

Pre-molestation SPM isn't embarrassing IMO, anything after is.


Oh, and because it's easy to distance from albums you bought a long time ago, I'll break the "recent embarrassing album" ice and admit to buying Macklemore & Ryan Lewis.

*sign of the cross*

DJR210
08-26-2014, 02:42 PM
Not really embarrassing, but I remember picking up Inner Circle's "Bad Boys" single, and cruising around with my Mom banging the Cops song, and instrumental too.

Spurminator
08-26-2014, 02:53 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/DYDY.jpg

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My brother bought their followup, "Don't Tread"... I made a cassette copy of it.

Brazil
08-26-2014, 03:17 PM
I seriously doubt that anyone can top this...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/40/Touch_Me_album_cover.jpg/220px-Touch_Me_album_cover.jpg

:lol easy to top

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_StG-TzxEvmY/SFh1o9E8aNI/AAAAAAAAAA0/zvqAiUdtZWg/s400/SABRINA+BOYS.jpg

Brazil
08-26-2014, 03:20 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/83453/pp-o.gif

cantthinkofanything
08-26-2014, 03:33 PM
:lol easy to top

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_StG-TzxEvmY/SFh1o9E8aNI/AAAAAAAAAA0/zvqAiUdtZWg/s400/SABRINA+BOYS.jpg

oh shit...I just remembered another one...I don't think I can post it

Brazil
08-26-2014, 03:33 PM
oh shit...I just remembered this one...fuck...nope not going to do it...

:lol

told ya... dat was easy

cantthinkofanything
08-26-2014, 03:34 PM
:lol

told ya... dat was easy

damn...OK...I'm going to go with it...

http://eil.com/images/main/Debbie+Gibson+-+Out+Of+The+Blue+-+3%22+CD+SINGLE-7288.jpg

cantthinkofanything
08-26-2014, 03:36 PM
ldE800eFJps

how the hell can I bitch at my daughter liking Iggy Azalea or Selena Gomez

Brazil
08-26-2014, 03:38 PM
damn...OK...I'm going to go with it...

http://eil.com/images/main/Debbie+Gibson+-+Out+Of+The+Blue+-+3%22+CD+SINGLE-7288.jpg

:lmao

cantthinkofanything
08-26-2014, 03:40 PM
:lmao

No shit :lmao. I can't even justify it on the "she was hot" level now.

Brazil
08-26-2014, 03:44 PM
No shit :lmao. I can't even justify it on the "she was hot" level now.

wtf the tattoo on her knee ? :lmao

Brazil
08-26-2014, 04:24 PM
No shit :lmao. I can't even justify it on the "she was hot" level now.

I have another gem... check mat tbh

http://bp0.blogger.com/_ztr5CGbfM5E/SJGm3IIFBQI/AAAAAAAAAbw/q9DwwLL-zUY/s400/Aqua_barbie_girl_music_cover.jpg

DJR210
08-26-2014, 04:26 PM
Anybody purchase Suzy Q's 'Two of Hearts'?

Spurminator
08-26-2014, 05:11 PM
how the hell can I bitch at my daughter liking Iggy Azalea or Selena Gomez

Give me Debbie Gibson on loop for the rest of eternity before making me hear another minute of Iggy Azalea's schtick.

cantthinkofanything
08-26-2014, 05:15 PM
I have another gem... check mat tbh

http://bp0.blogger.com/_ztr5CGbfM5E/SJGm3IIFBQI/AAAAAAAAAbw/q9DwwLL-zUY/s400/Aqua_barbie_girl_music_cover.jpg

damn...but I don't think that beats Debbie Gibson. for real.

cantthinkofanything
08-26-2014, 05:18 PM
Anybody purchase Suzy Q's 'Two of Hearts'?

Stacey Q. LOL. Yeah...didn't own that one but liked that song and 'We Connect'

Proxy
08-26-2014, 06:45 PM
Creed's Weathered album. Some of Incubus' and Weezer's Maladroit album. While I don't see Nirvana as embarrassing, it's more of the mindset I was in when I went through that phase. "OMG Kurt Cobain, ur so grate." Same shit with the Doors. Garden State OST is around. Fountains of Wayne....

Nothing wrong with the Space Jam soundtrack

Floyd Pacquiao
08-26-2014, 11:32 PM
http://images.hhv.de/catalog/old_detail/00048/48943.jpg:lol i was like in the 2nd grade when this came out, seemed like the cool thing to have at the time