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DARKO POWER
08-23-2005, 01:27 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I am 13, and female. In the shower I started masturbating. I was using the showerhead on a medium blast. I was spraying the water up my vagina and in my anus. I was also rubbing around, and in my vagina. I was rubbing around my anus, but not in it. When I was finished showering, I went in my bedroom and continued rubbing around and in my vagina. Around my anus too. I stopped using my fingers and rolled up a section of the bath towel and was using that also. Then it felt like I had to go to the bathroom even though I just went before I got in the shower. When I started pushing A LOT of water was coming out of my vagina and anus, hard. I thought it would never stop. It felt kind of good though, because it made me feel pretty clean. Nothing burned at all afterward. I felt normal. Is this bad for me? Do you think I should do this again? I enjoyed it, but if it can affect my health I won't continue this. Is it fine how I was masturbating in my bedroom? I was to o embarrassed to tell anyone about this. Thank you for your time.
Signed: Masturbating In Shower Causing Water Coming Out
ChumpDumper
08-23-2005, 01:31 AM
Dear Masturbating In Shower Causing Water Coming Out:
If your name isn't the title of a Japanese porno, it will be soon.
DARKO POWER
08-23-2005, 01:34 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
Is it normal when I masturbate to ejaculate with a white sort of gooey liquid? The first time I masturbated there was a lot of this liquid since I have done this about two weeks and now its just a little bit if this liquid?
Signed: Confused About Masturbation
Dear Confused About Masturbation,
The white liquid is used in a scientific engine called the flux capacitor. Bottle up this precious substance, buy a DeLorean, and experience the wonders of time travel!
Best of luck,
TeenHealthFX
DARKO POWER
08-23-2005, 01:41 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
1. While sleeping, I unconsciously masturbate. How can this be stopped? 2. When I feel like passing out urine, it
appears I can?t hold it as long as I could before now. I have to rush to the toilet immediately. How can this be solved?
Signed: Masturbating While Sleeping
DARKO POWER
08-23-2005, 01:41 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I am a 15-year-old girl and have never had sex. I masturbate by putting a teddy bear into me. Is this normal? Can I
get pregnant or STD?s? Please help me! I will stop if it is dangerous, but it feels so good.
Signed: Teddy Bear to Masturbate
DARKO POWER
08-23-2005, 01:46 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I often hear my parents having sex and many times I get aroused and end up masturbating from the noise. Is this normal?
Signed: Hear Parents Having Sex
AlamoSpursFan
08-23-2005, 01:47 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
Michael won't return any of my phone calls anymore since my voice cracked. Should I be worried?
Signed: MacCauley
Dear TeenHealthFX,
1. While sleeping, I unconsciously masturbate. How can this be stopped?
2. When I feel like passing out urine, it
appears I can?t hold it as long as I could before now. I have to rush to the toilet immediately. How can this be solved?
Signed: Masturbating While Sleeping
Dear Masturbating While Sleeping,
The biggest part of your problem is that you need to masturbate more while you're awake. This will let you fully enjoy your discharge and will cut down on how much your mother bitches about washing your sheets.
And to your second question, instead of rushing to the toilet, just sleep next to it. Learning to sleep comfortably in the bathroom is a vital skill you will need once you learn what Goldschlager is.
Best of luck,
TeenHealthFX
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I am a 15-year-old girl and have never had sex. I masturbate by putting a teddy bear into me. Is this normal? Can I
get pregnant or STD?s? Please help me! I will stop if it is dangerous, but it feels so good.
Signed: Teddy Bear to Masturbate
Dear Teddy Bear to Masturbate,
Unless your brother or dad is wiping himself off with your teddy bear after discharge, you have nothing to fear. In fact, as long as your teddy bear is hypo-allergenic, you're doing him a favor by cleansing him on a routine basis. Keep up the good work!
Happy to help,
TeenHealthFX
TheTruth
08-23-2005, 01:57 AM
this is some funny stuff.
DARKO POWER
08-23-2005, 01:58 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
Hello. I have a friend that I usually masturbate with. We would watch porn together and stuff like that. However he asked me to jerk him off one day so I did with a glove on. I was wondering if this makes me gay? In addition, I do like women and have a girlfriend. Thanks.
Signed: GiG's friend.
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I often hear my parents having sex and many times I get aroused and end up masturbating from the noise. Is this normal?
Signed: Hear Parents Having Sex
Dear Hear Parents Having Sex,
Sex is a wonderful, amazing thing best shared by two loving, caring individuals, like your mom and dad, or your mom and the plumber. But if you have a hard-on and it's their fault, settle for masturbating into your sister's teddy bear.
Best of luck,
TeenHealthFX
DARKO POWER
08-23-2005, 02:01 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
When I see girls my penis goes up every time because of the ass and breast. What can I do?
Signed: Penis Goes Up When I See Girls
TheTruth
08-23-2005, 02:02 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I am a 15-year-old girl and have never had sex. I masturbate by putting a teddy bear into me. Is this normal? Can I
get pregnant or STD?s? Please help me! I will stop if it is dangerous, but it feels so good.
Signed: Teddy Bear to Masturbate
Dear Teddy Bear to Masturbate,
You should probably try using a G.I. Joe.
Signed, TeenHealthFX.
Dear TeenHealthFX,
Michael won't return any of my phone calls anymore since my voice cracked. Should I be worried?
Signed: MacCauley
Dear MacCauley,
Michael is very busy teaching the kid from Blues Clues how to play the skin flute. Bubbles really isn't much help. I'm sure he'll call you sooner or later. You can always go to West Hollywood and find a new King of Pop.
Good luck!
TeenHealthFX
TheTruth
08-23-2005, 02:03 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
Hello. I have a friend that I usually masturbate with. We would watch porn together and stuff like that. However he asked me to jerk him off one day so I did with a glove on. I was wondering if this makes me gay? In addition, I do like women and have a girlfriend. Thanks.
Signed: GiG's friend.
That is sig worthy my friend. :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
DARKO POWER
08-23-2005, 02:04 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I am 14 years old and I am a male. I have a problem ? I think I have a penis but I have boobs. I don?t know what I am. Do I need help? My Dad says I am a guy but my Mom says I am a female. What one am I?!
Signed: Confused Gender
Dear TeenHealthFX,
Hello. I have a friend that I usually masturbate with. We would watch porn together and stuff like that. However he asked me to jerk him off one day so I did with a glove on. I was wondering if this makes me gay? In addition, I do like women and have a girlfriend. Thanks.
Signed: GiG's friend.
Dear G-G's friend,
Michael is worried sick about that glove! Bubbles just cries and cries during his daily proctology exam. But as far as you and your friends scenario, I would just post a video of him on the internet and maybe he'll find someone else to jerk him off from now on. Then you are free to try and bang your girlfriend! Be careful of stray fibers from the teddy bear. They leave a nasty rash.
Hope this helps,
TeenHealthFX
DARKO POWER
08-23-2005, 02:12 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I wanted to know what it was called if you tried to have sex with a tree?
Signed: j-6
Dear TeenHealthFX,
When I see girls my penis goes up every time because of the ass and breast. What can I do?
Signed: Penis Goes Up When I See Girls
Dear Penis Goes Up When I See Girls,
Your penis goes up because sadly, there is too much ass in the world for one man to handle, and he wants you to hang a white flag of surrender from him. Then go rent Wild Things and milk him a few times until he behaves.
Hope this helps,
TeenHealthFX
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I am 14 years old and I am a male. I have a problem ? I think I have a penis but I have boobs. I don?t know what I am. Do I need help? My Dad says I am a guy but my Mom says I am a female. What one am I?!
Signed: Confused Gender
Dear Confused Gender,
You said that you are a male, but your Mom thinks you're female. Take advantage of the situation! You need to move to another school and try out for women's softball, soccer, and golf. One day, you could be worth millions and get to see famous female athletes nekkid in the shower. If that's not incentive enough, I don't know what to tell you!
Good luck,
TeenHealthFX
DARKO POWER
08-23-2005, 02:22 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I am a 14 year-old male who has been masturbating at an average of 6 times a day and even more on weekends. Is this wrong? I have also been getting it up (getting an erection) while looking at my friend?s mother. This is wrong I think or is it? I think she is attractive and when I told my friend, he hit me. I don?t know why?
Signed: ALVAREZ6
DARKO POWER
08-23-2005, 02:23 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
Hey I?m 14 years old, I get very horny sometimes and I can?t help it I just have to masturbate. My friends caught me when I was masturbating in the washroom at the hockey game and another friend caught me with my dick in the vacuum. My dick is very very small. I also think I am gay because I get boner when I talk to this hot guy and I had this dream one night that I was sucking his dick and I cummed in the dream and in real life. Why all of this?
Signed: Public Masturbation
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I wanted to know what it was called if you tried to have sex with a tree?
Signed: j-6
Dear j-6,
I really can't answer your question. I do know if you try to have sex with a sheep next to a bonfire in College Station, that's called intercourse.
Sorry for lack of a better explanation,
TeenHealthFX
Trainwreck2100
08-23-2005, 02:30 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I wanted to know what it was called if you tried to have sex with a tree?
Signed: j-6
Arbornication
TheTruth
08-23-2005, 02:32 AM
if you are writing these yourself you are a very funny kid Darko.
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I am a 14 year-old male who has been masturbating at an average of 6 times a day and even more on weekends. Is this wrong? I have also been getting it up (getting an erection) while looking at my friend?s mother. This is wrong I think or is it? I think she is attractive and when I told my friend, he hit me. I don?t know why?
Signed: ALVAREZ6
You should be proud that your penis works in the presence of older women. That skill will take you far in life! Masturbating six times a day is below average for your age, though. You need to be up to 12 to 15 times a day at the very least. With practice though, you can do this in no time at all. And don't be worried about your friends outburst of violence. In three years when you're bending his mom over the kitchen sick, he'll hit you with a crowbar.
Good luck,
TeenHealthFX
DARKO POWER
08-23-2005, 02:34 AM
if you are writing these yourself you are a very funny kid Darko.
Sadly, I'm not, these are real people haha.
TheTruth
08-23-2005, 02:35 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I'm 12 years old, and I get an erection every time I think about Darko Milicic. I don't think that I am gay, but I just can't help it. WHAT CAN I DO??
signed Infatuated with Darko
DARKO POWER
08-23-2005, 02:38 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
What is masturbation, I have heard about it? How do you do it? I am an 18-year-old male.
Signed: Curious About Masturbation
DARKO POWER
08-23-2005, 02:39 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I think I'm really messed up in the head. I'm 15 and I have fantasies about
girls younger than me. Like 11-12. This probably isn't normal, how do I change?
I don?t want to grow up and be a pedophile.
Signed: Fantasies About Younger Girls
Dear TeenHealthFX,
Hey I?m 14 years old, I get very horny sometimes and I can?t help it I just have to masturbate. My friends caught me when I was masturbating in the washroom at the hockey game and another friend caught me with my dick in the vacuum. My dick is very very small. I also think I am gay because I get boner when I talk to this hot guy and I had this dream one night that I was sucking his dick and I cummed in the dream and in real life. Why all of this?
Signed: Public Masturbation
Dear Public Masturbation,
You are gay. But that's cool! One day you can decorate your dream man's house, and masturbate into his daughter's teddy bear. It's much safer than the vacuum, especially at your abbreviated size. Also, hockey is one of the leading causes of gay male masturbation, so your actions in the locker room were completely natural and worthy of praise.
Best,
TeenHealthFX
DARKO POWER
08-23-2005, 02:42 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
My father recently shared a personal moment with me, but was it inappropriate? He asked me about the size of my penis, and if I would like to watch pornography with him. He is a great dad and I don't believe he would do anything incestual with me, however I'm definately creeped out. Was his behaviors completely inappropriate or was the intentions misconstruin?
Signed: Dad Asked About Size Of Penis
DARKO POWER
08-23-2005, 02:44 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
i am a 19 year old male and i am wondering if i am gay. i don't find men attractive however i do like a lot of anal pleasure. i have been known to use household items to pleasure myself anally and i have just purchased my girlfriend a strap-on to simulate gay sex. when people meet me they sence i am gay by the way i act and speak, but i just brush it off. is this just curiosity or am i really gay?
Signed: GiG
Cant_Be_Faded
08-23-2005, 02:50 AM
darko make one up for me now
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I'm 12 years old, and I get an erection every time I think about Darko Milicic. I don't think that I am gay, but I just can't help it. WHAT CAN I DO??
signed Infatuated with Darko
Dear Infatuated with Darko,
Did you know that Darko Milicic means "masturbatory material" in Serbian? Your penis is telling you something, and if you're deaf to him, he's saying, "Milk me, you dumb fuck!"
By the time you're fifteen, you'll be averaging a triple-double in jerking off, Serbian curse words, and ages of Michael Jackson's playtime friends. Call him and maybe he'll let you blow bubbles with the rest of the kids.
Best of luck,
TeenHealthFX
Horry For 3!
08-23-2005, 02:53 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
i am a 19 year old male and i am wondering if i am gay. i don't find men attractive however i do like a lot of anal pleasure. i have been known to use household items to pleasure myself anally and i have just purchased my girlfriend a strap-on to simulate gay sex. when people meet me they sence i am gay by the way i act and speak, but i just brush it off. is this just curiosity or am i really gay?
Signed: GiG
:lol thats fucked up.
mavsfan1000
08-23-2005, 02:59 AM
Dear Infatuated with Darko,
Did you know that Darko Milicic means "masturbatory material" in Serbian? Your penis is telling you something, and if you're deaf to him, he's saying, "Milk me, you dumb fuck!"
By the time you're fifteen, you'll be averaging a triple-double in jerking off, Serbian curse words, and ages of Michael Jackson's playtime friends. Call him and maybe he'll let you blow bubbles with the rest of the kids.
Best of luck,
TeenHealthFX
:lol :lol :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
Dear TeenHealthFX,
What is masturbation, I have heard about it? How do you do it? I am an 18-year-old male.
Signed: Curious About Masturbation
Dear Curious About Masturbation,
Masturbation is like the Civil War except the South wins. The South, after a long period of dormancy, has risen up and claimed the flag of patriotism, democracy, and service for the entire country! Ask your dad if you want to learn how to masturbate. He's had a lot of practice since your mom met the plumber.
Best wishes,
TeenHealthFX
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I think I'm really messed up in the head. I'm 15 and I have fantasies about
girls younger than me. Like 11-12. This probably isn't normal, how do I change?
I don?t want to grow up and be a pedophile.
Signed: Fantasies About Younger Girls
Dear Fantasies About Younger Girls,
You are a lucky man, my friend. You realize that the younger crop will always be sweeter than the one that's harvested. You had absolutely no chance of becoming a pedophile with your tendencies until your bitch mother took you to Neverland Ranch instead of the Playboy mansion. But you learned the righteous path, and learned it well. Remember, you might take ridicule now, but the guys will all shut up when you take a 23 year old to your twentieth high school reunion.
Godspeed,
TeenHealthFX
TheTruth
08-23-2005, 04:31 AM
:lmao , good one GiG.
TheTruth
08-23-2005, 08:20 AM
J-6 is absolute comic gold in this thread.
Dear Fantasies About Younger Girls,
You are a lucky man, my friend. You realize that the younger crop will always be sweeter than the one that's harvested. You had absolutely no chance of becoming a pedophile with your tendencies until your bitch mother took you to Neverland Ranch instead of the Playboy mansion. But you learned the righteous path, and learned it well. Remember, you might take ridicule now, but the guys will all shut up when you take a 23 year old to your twentieth high school reunion.
Godspeed,
TeenHealthFX
F*ing hilarious!!!
batman2883
08-23-2005, 08:27 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I am 11 years old, am straight, but am worried about my sex life. I have never gotten any. Hell, I havent even hit puberty yet. Instead of focusing girls, I cheer for the Detroit Pissons. My favorite player is the shittiest on the team, not to mention the whole league. He is arguably the worst draft pick in NBA history. He never gets playing time, but when he does, he breaks his hand but it turns me on like no other. Do you think the only way I can get some is if Darko rides my little pecker? Please help.
Signed,
DARKO POWER
:lol
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Dear TeenHealthFX,
My father recently shared a personal moment with me, but was it inappropriate? He asked me about the size of my penis, and if I would like to watch pornography with him. He is a great dad and I don't believe he would do anything incestual with me, however I'm definately creeped out. Was his behaviors completely inappropriate or was the intentions misconstruin?
Signed: Dad Asked About Size Of Penis
Dear Dad Asked About Size Of Penis,
You are very lucky that your father is trying to shepherd you into manhood by asking how big your member is. He's just making sure that you inherited something from him since he's spent his life savings on strippers, coke and bondage racks.
And watching pornography with your dad is a time honored American tradition, like baseball's opening day and Michael Jackson's legal issues. Be thankful that Dad is sharing a passion for watching gangbangs and double anal penetration with you. How else are you supposed to learn about it?
Warm regards,
Dear TeenHealthFX
Dear TeenHealthFX,
i am a 19 year old male and i am wondering if i am gay. i don't find men attractive however i do like a lot of anal pleasure. i have been known to use household items to pleasure myself anally and i have just purchased my girlfriend a strap-on to simulate gay sex. when people meet me they sence i am gay by the way i act and speak, but i just brush it off. is this just curiosity or am i really gay?
Signed: GiG
Dear GiG,
The only correct way to rectify your problem is for you and your girlfriend to save your money and get her a sex change operation. Then everything that you are experiencing will be completely normal. Besides, how much fun will it be to rename your girl, err, boyfriend?
Be wary of the household items route to pleasure town. You never know what other family member uses that teddy bear for fun.
Regards,
TeenHealthFX
This shit is pretty old, I came across this a year ago......
http://www.puberty101.com/p_isitnormal.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_amigay.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_masturbationguys.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_penissize.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_masturbationgirls.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_erections.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_miscguys.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_malepenisgrowth.shtml
More at:
http://www.puberty101.com
Oh and my favorite question of them all:
Mike (12-14) Asks:
Is it normal to want to jump on a girl and try to have sex with her even if she resists?
Trainwreck2100
08-23-2005, 02:44 PM
Mike (12-14) Asks:
Is it normal to want to jump on a girl and try to have sex with her even if she resists?
Dear, Mike unfortunately there have been many cases of what you have described. However there are easy ways to remedy this problem. This world is loaded with sluts whether they be rich girls wanting to piss off their fathers, or just plain ghetto girls, there are even classes of undocumented sluts. Find one, and they never say no, and they stick together in a pack. So it's like hitting fish in a barrel. The next way is to do the American thing, which is get rich and buy their silence. I in no way condone this, but it's worked in the past......see Kobenthal Bryant.
ObiwanGinobili
08-23-2005, 02:55 PM
j-6:
is that Kinky Freidman in your new avatar??
Slo spurs fan
08-23-2005, 02:55 PM
:lmao :lmao :lmao
You are crazy mo-fo's :lol :lol :lol
mavsfan1000
08-23-2005, 03:15 PM
This thread is going to get better if Serb comes back with some more stories. This shit is hilarious.
Tim (12-14) asks...
When my sister gets out of the shower and goes into her room to change I watch her masturbate. There is a hole in the door and I can see right between her legs and sometimes she sticks things in her vagina. Is it OK for me to do this? Is it normal?
Bob (8 or younger) asks...
I have sex with my little brother. He is 1 year old. Is this wrong?
A Serbian Beast
08-23-2005, 03:24 PM
This shit is pretty old, I came across this a year ago......
http://www.puberty101.com/p_isitnormal.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_amigay.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_masturbationguys.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_penissize.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_masturbationgirls.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_erections.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_miscguys.shtml
http://www.puberty101.com/p_malepenisgrowth.shtml
More at:
http://www.puberty101.com
Oh and my favorite question of them all:
Mike (12-14) Asks:
Is it normal to want to jump on a girl and try to have sex with her even if she resists?
im getting these off a different site. ill do some more later tonite.
j-6:
is that Kinky Freidman in your new avatar??
:tu
I now pimp the Texas Jewboy.
http://www.kinkyfriedman.com
ObiwanGinobili
08-23-2005, 03:57 PM
:tu
I now pimp the Texas Jewboy.
http://www.kinkyfriedman.com
yeah!!! I knew it!
Fucking ay! :smokin
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I am 11 years old, am straight, but am worried about my sex life. I have never gotten any. Hell, I havent even hit puberty yet. Instead of focusing girls, I cheer for the Detroit Pissons. My favorite player is the shittiest on the team, not to mention the whole league. He is arguably the worst draft pick in NBA history. He never gets playing time, but when he does, he breaks his hand but it turns me on like no other. Do you think the only way I can get some is if Darko rides my little pecker? Please help.
Signed,
DARKO POWER
Dear DARKO POWER,
At age eleven you need to be concentrating of perfecting the art of masturbation rather than worrying about not getting any. Make it a game. See if you can rub one out in every room in your house. Then try for every room at your grandma's house. One day, you will be able to jerk off in every seat in the Palace at Auburn Hills, including that last spot on Detroit's sideline you so treasure.
Then reality TV shows and the Guinness Book of World Records will come calling. You'll be more famous than Darko, and he'll come groveling to you for attention!
The glass is always half full,
TeenHealthFX
Marklar MM
08-23-2005, 04:17 PM
One of my testicles hangs lower than the other. Is something wrong?
Tim (12-14) asks...
When my sister gets out of the shower and goes into her room to change I watch her masturbate. There is a hole in the door and I can see right between her legs and sometimes she sticks things in her vagina. Is it OK for me to do this? Is it normal?
Dear Tim,
You should be ashamed of yourself. She's masturbating because your Dad isn't giving her the "special attention" that he used to now that he figured out how to keep the poodle still on the bondage rack without knocking over the Vaseline bottle and the stuffed armadillo.
If all you do is watch your sister, you need to lend a helping hand at the very least. Be a man and take ol' Dad's place. He'll thank you for this later when she isn't complaining about hand cramps at the dinner table.
Best wishes,
TeenHealthFX
Marklar MM
08-23-2005, 04:21 PM
What is cyber sex or phone sex? How do you do it? Is it safe?
batman2883
08-23-2005, 04:23 PM
What is cyber sex or phone sex? How do you do it? Is it safe?
and can you get pregnant from it??
Marklar MM
08-23-2005, 04:27 PM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I'm a 17 year old male. I like wearing women?s underwear. Is this normal or
am I not right in the head.
Signed: Likes Wearing Women?s Underwear
Bob (8 or younger) asks...
I have sex with my little brother. He is 1 year old. Is this wrong?
Dear Bob,
You are such a giving child that tears come to my eyes. Of course it's OK to have sex with your little brother. Just a warning, when you're backing your bare ass up to the crib to allow easier access for your darling angel baby bro, the bars might cause chafing and discomfort.
Oh yeah, and make sure he has his pacifier in. The intense joyous screaming after a baby has an orgasm shatters glass.
Regards,
TeenHealthFX
Brian (15-17) asks...
When I am in Gym, I take a look around at other boys undressing and I get my penis gets stiff. When we are in the shower, it gets even stiffer. I'm not gay, but why is it doing this?
One of my testicles hangs lower than the other. Is something wrong?
Dear Anonymous,
The problem here is a simple one to resolve. When your mother and sister are simulteanously tea-bagging you, Mom has greater suction due to her larger lung capacity. Kindly ask them to switch sides for a while.
Best of luck,
TeenHealthFX
Emily (15-17) asks about masturbation:
This sounds really BAD but I found one of my mom's vibrators, and tried it out, (it felt really good) is this wrong? am i too young?
...and so does Sally (12-14):
When I was watching t.v. a few nights ago I realized I get a nude channel. So I was watching thinking this is sooo funny. Well I got really horny and I started masturbating. This is the first time I've ever tried to masturbate. It was o.k. but I didn't feel comfortable. Is this o.k. and normal?
..and so does Hanna (12-14):
I heard my sisters talking about a vibrator. I am wondering if I am too young to use one.
A concerned father asks:
My 8 year old daughter has started masturbating since we got her to stop sucking her thumb. She seems to be doing it many times a day. She even will spend long periods of time in our swimming pool against the return where the water jets out. Do you have any advice?
David (15-17) asks...
My friend (he's a guy) and I have experimented together. We masturbated each other, rubbed our penises on each other, etc. I really enjoyed it and hope to do it again. I've read that same sex stuff in your teen years is common. Is what we have done okay? I've fantasized about oral sex with him, is that okay to try. I am sure we are both virgins.
Mark (12-14) asks...
One time my brother and I had oral sex. Does this make me a weirdo?
Kyle (15-17) has two questions:
In p.e class we had a soccer game. After our teacher told us to have a shower, so I took off all my clothes and so did other people. I accedentally saw other penises and they looked different. Theirs didn't have any skin at the tip, it was like totally pulled back. Is something wrong with me? After my penis got big people started to look. Am i gay?
Bob (12-14) asks about others:
I was wondering why the other guys masturbate with friends.
Joey (15-17) asks about penis size:
Generally, how old are teenage guys when their penis starts to get bigger?
...and so does Peter (12-14):
My penis when erect is about 3 inches long. Is that normal or big or small?
...and so does Will (20):
I am almost 20 years old, and I still haven't fully matured. Is this ok, do some people take longer to develop, is there a cut-off date for growth or something? My penis size isn't that great, and I don't think it has grown completely or as much as it should have. The only other thing that makes me worry is the fact that everyone says I look like I am 16, and I hate that, it gets to you after awhile. Everything else is ok, the voice changed, and I have all the hair and all. Just the one thing that worries me.
...and so does Nick (15):
What is the normal size of an erect penis for a 15 year old male?
...and so does Jason (14):
I'm 14 and my penis is 4 inches long when it is erected, it this normal, small or big for my age?
...and so does Brian (17):
In the locker room sometimes glancing in the wrong spots I can see other guys' penises. What is the average size for someone who is seventeen years of age? How should I feel about the size of mine compared to others?
...and so does Tianyao (m,13):
I am 13 years old, going to 14. I still do not have any pubic hair although my other friends who are shorter than me already have. My penis is very short, only about 6.5 cm (about 2.5 inches) when erected. Are there any problems with me?
ObiwanGinobili
08-23-2005, 04:43 PM
Brian (15-17) asks...
When I am in Gym, I take a look around at other boys undressing and I get my penis gets stiff. When we are in the shower, it gets even stiffer. I'm not gay, but why is it doing this?
Dear Brian,
You are gay. Let me repeat that ; you are gay.
Embrace your gayness and post some gay porn by your locker.
Rainbow Power,
TeenHealthFX
batman2883
08-23-2005, 04:45 PM
...and so does Peter (12-14):
My penis when erect is about 3 inches long. Is that normal or big or small?
Dear Peter...if you dont get help from your parents, get help somewhere
What is cyber sex or phone sex? How do you do it? Is it safe?
Dear Anonymous,
Phone sex is when you place a telephone into your anus. It's very safe unless you forget to clean it off and your sister is trying to use it to call into American Idol. Then it can be harmful when you're beaten into a bloody pulp using the phone as a blunt weapon.
Cyber sex is a rarity unless you live in Detroit. This act occurs when Robocop answers a distress call and is willing to have intercourse with you. It's very safe considering that Officer Murphy's member is now encased in stainless steel.
Warmest regards,
TeenHealthFX
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I'm a 17 year old male. I like wearing women?s underwear. Is this normal or
am I not right in the head.
Signed: Likes Wearing Women?s Underwear
Dear Likes Wearing Women's Underwear,
It is perfectly normal to enjoy wearing woman's undergarments. The sheerness and design of such clothing puts men's underwear to shame. As long as you acquire them in a righteous manner by not returning them to girls who leave them in the back seat of your car rather than purchasing them, you are a-OK. You and Victoria can share a secret, but don't give that skank any money.
But also remember, once you get to college, you need to wash your newly acquired next-to-nothings before you wear them. College girls are broke and don't have their mothers around to do their laundry.
Best of luck,
TeenHealthFX
mavsfan1000
08-23-2005, 06:51 PM
Dear DARKO POWER,
At age eleven you need to be concentrating of perfecting the art of masturbation rather than worrying about not getting any. Make it a game. See if you can rub one out in every room in your house. Then try for every room at your grandma's house. One day, you will be able to jerk off in every seat in the Palace at Auburn Hills, including that last spot on Detroit's sideline you so treasure.
Then reality TV shows and the Guinness Book of World Records will come calling. You'll be more famous than Darko, and he'll come groveling to you for attention!
The glass is always half full,
TeenHealthFX
:lmao
The sone
08-23-2005, 09:00 PM
if you are writing these yourself you are a very funny kid Darko.
or very very sick...but still funnie :lol
Trainwreck2100
08-23-2005, 09:08 PM
Bob (12-14) asks about others:
I was wondering why the other guys masturbate with friends.
Dear Bob,
Those other guys are gay, but don't worry about those guys, they will grow up to have excellent fashion sense and a crap load of disposable income.
David (15-17) asks...
My friend (he's a guy) and I have experimented together. We masturbated each other, rubbed our penises on each other, etc. I really enjoyed it and hope to do it again. I've read that same sex stuff in your teen years is common. Is what we have done okay? I've fantasized about oral sex with him, is that okay to try. I am sure we are both virgins.
That is just nasty..........Come on Dave why would you want to rub your penis on a male? Or better yet why would you let him rub HIS penis on you. :vomit
A Serbian Beast
08-23-2005, 09:26 PM
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hussker
08-23-2005, 09:35 PM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I wanted to know what it was called if you tried to have sex with a tree?
Signed: j-6
I think it means you are a Limb Dick..... :hat
A Serbian Beast
08-23-2005, 09:36 PM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I was having sex with my girlfriend, when right before I "orgasm" I pee?d inside her. I knew it was pee when I withdrew and it was still dripping. Will everything be all right with her?
Signed: Useruser666
hussker
08-23-2005, 09:37 PM
Dear Anonymous,
Phone sex is when you place a telephone into your anus. It's very safe unless you forget to clean it off and your sister is trying to use it to call into American Idol. Then it can be harmful when you're beaten into a bloody pulp using the phone as a blunt weapon.
Cyber sex is a rarity unless you live in Detroit. This act occurs when Robocop answers a distress call and is willing to have intercourse with you. It's very safe considering that Officer Murphy's member is now encased in stainless steel.
Warmest regards,
TeenHealthFX
Also, Avoid the cordless phone or the cellular!
Trainwreck2100
08-23-2005, 09:39 PM
Mark (12-14) asks...
One time my brother and I had oral sex. Does this make me a weirdo?
Dear Mark,
You're not a weirdo, YOU'RE AN INCESTUAL FREAK AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
that is all.
TheTruth
08-24-2005, 12:04 AM
^ :lmao
: I am almost 20 years old, and I still haven't fully matured. Is this ok, do some people take longer to develop, is there a cut-off date for growth or something? My penis size isn't that great, and I don't think it has grown completely or as much as it should have. The only other thing that makes me worry is the fact that everyone says I look like I am 16, and I hate that, it gets to you after awhile. Everything else is ok, the voice changed, and I have all the hair and all. Just the one thing that worries me.
OK, I'm liquored up enough to offer advise now.
Dear Will,
You are one of the luckiest men alive. Do you realize as long as you leave your ID at home, you can chase down high school girls? Just say that HS wasn't challenging enough for you, so you dropped out, got a GED, went to community college, and now is about to leave for whatever well known party university is in your region. Regardless of the size of your penis, you'll keep him busy enough.
The other piece of luck you have is looking like you're 25 when you're 30 and 30 when you're 40. You will bang every stripper worth your time and trouble soon. So get in the practice with the high school girls while you still can.
Live strong,
TeenHealthFX
My 8 year old daughter has started masturbating since we got her to stop sucking her thumb. She seems to be doing it many times a day. She even will spend long periods of time in our swimming pool against the return where the water jets out. Do you have any advice?
Dear A Concerned Father,
If you play your cards right, your little concern is going to be your little trip to riches. With a love for sucking flesh and masturbating multiple times in a day has been established in her fertile young mind, a career in the lucrative pornographic arts is right around the corner.
Since she's eight, you have ten years to implement your plan. Leave copies of Showgirls and Striptease in her Dora DVD boxes for starters. Have her walking in clear 4" heels as quickly as possible. Enroll her in gymnastics to perfect her pole techniques. Purchase body spray by the case. Encourage boyfriends with legal issues to loosen up her mind, body, and spirit.
And make sure she keeps up the thumb sucking and masturbation. One day, she'll graduate from adult club entertainer to adult film entertainer. Then you'll never have to count $1 bills again.
Happy retirement,
TeenHealthFX
batman2883
08-24-2005, 07:52 AM
Dear A Concerned Father,
If you play your cards right, your little concern is going to be your little trip to riches. With a love for sucking flesh and masturbating multiple times in a day has been established in her fertile young mind, a career in the lucrative pornographic arts is right around the corner.
Since she's eight, you have ten years to implement your plan. Leave copies of Showgirls and Striptease in her Dora DVD boxes for starters. Have her walking in clear 4" heels as quickly as possible. Enroll her in gymnastics to perfect her pole techniques. Purchase body spray by the case. Encourage boyfriends with legal issues to loosen up her mind, body, and spirit.
And make sure she keeps up the thumb sucking and masturbation. One day, she'll graduate from adult club entertainer to adult film entertainer. Then you'll never have to count $1 bills again.
Happy retirement,
TeenHealthFX
ha ha ha ah aha h holy shit that was fucking funny clear heels are always the way to signal whores
mavsfan1000
08-24-2005, 03:57 PM
bump
A Serbian Beast
08-25-2005, 01:10 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I am a female. It seems like a lot of guys I have talked to lately just want to get to know me to have sex. Is this common in guys or have I just been hanging around the wrong people?
Signed: Guys Want Me For The Wrong Reasons
mavsfan1000
08-25-2005, 01:12 AM
that one is lame
A Serbian Beast
08-25-2005, 01:16 AM
yea, but the girl is stupid.
A Serbian Beast
08-25-2005, 01:18 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I'm 15 when I tried to have sex with my girlfriend I could not get hard enough to stick my thing inside of her. Tell me what is wrong - this is my first time too
Signed: ALVAREZ6
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Cmon guys, we gotta help ALVAREZ6 out.
A Serbian Beast
08-25-2005, 01:21 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
My balls itch. What Can I do to make it stop? Also, there are little bugs crawling around them.
Signed: mouse
A Serbian Beast
08-25-2005, 01:22 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
Last year I noticed a slightly smaller penis growing beneath my "original" one. Is it normal for a guy to grow a second penis? I asked my friends about this but none of them take me seriously. Should I see a doctor?
Signed: Two Penises
TheTruth
08-25-2005, 01:27 AM
Hey serb, WTF were you doing on TeenHealthFX anyway?
You got some problems you want to tell us about?
Shit, I'd give my left nut for a second penis.
A Serbian Beast
08-25-2005, 01:30 AM
its my bible...jk. nah, someone sent me the link and i thought most of the things people wrote in were funny as hell.
Trainwreck2100
08-25-2005, 01:30 AM
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I'm 15 when I tried to have sex with my girlfriend I could not get hard enough to stick my thing inside of her. Tell me what is wrong - this is my first time too
Signed: ALVAREZ6
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Cmon guys, we gotta help ALVAREZ6 out.
Dear Alvy either you don't have any sexual attraction to your girlfriend or you're a homosexual, and she is your unwitting beard.
Yous in Christ
TR2100
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I am a female. It seems like a lot of guys I have talked to lately just want to get to know me to have sex. Is this common in guys or have I just been hanging around the wrong people?
Signed: Guys Want Me For The Wrong Reasons
Dear Guys Want Me For The Wrong Reasons,
You have it all wrong, my dear. Guys are talking to you so their friends don't figure them out for the cross-dressing queens they aspire to become. The only reason they are talking about sex with you is to learn more about the straight variety of intercourse to lie about in the locker room.
But you, young lady, are God's great equalizer. Do you realize that the more of these young men that you speak of you actually have sex with, the more they will savor and embrace the straight experience? They'll grow up and drive their Tahoes through the suburbs with their happy families, and will have you to thank. Your best plan is to sleep with as many of them, just one time per salvation project, as often as possible. God put you on this planet to eradicate homosexuality. Open your legs and do something about it.
Happy to help,
TeenHealthFX
Dear TeenHealthFX,
I'm 15 when I tried to have sex with my girlfriend I could not get hard enough to stick my thing inside of her. Tell me what is wrong - this is my first time too
Signed: ALVAREZ6
Dear Alvarez,
This is the type of thing you should really be telling your Dad, or if he's serving a term in prison, the new uncle your mom introduced you to. Showing you what you're doing wrong is easier to outline than to follow written directions. Besides, you'd look like a tool trying to hump her while reading this letter.
Take Dad or another father figure to begin the act of intercourse with your girlfriend. Then start masturbating. Whenever you're hard enough to perform, ask Dad to put his penis in her mouth and you take over downstairs. When you are ready to ejaculate, ask him to vacate her mouth. He'll be so glad that he's helping out, he'll do anything you ask of him. Precious father-son moments such as these are not to be passed up.
With fondness,
TeenHealthFX
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