View Full Version : Prayer Group for xmas1997 - suicide watch
Brazil
08-27-2014, 12:13 PM
It appears xmas reached defcon 1 meltdown... he is all over the place since yesterday.
He wish everybody death, insult at the pace of a kalashnikov in sub saharian rebel region, post endless moronic posts while his wife is at the hospital, makes a nervous breakdown about a thread derailed by cheese talk... I am worried about him. For real, I think we are all underestimating the amount of energy and emotion he is putting on all the back and forth.
We all are for the most part mentally stable meaning all the shit does not affect us (Including Avante, Mystix and Robert) but I'm afraid this is not the case for our favorite mascott xmas tbh... Once can fear he does something stupid...
DJR had a brilliant idea in one of the entertaining threads we have first page: create a prayer group to help him out in this difficult time.
I am not a specialist so I hope you won't mind if I use a prayer I found on the web
Lord I lift my friend to You
I've done all that I know to do
I lift my friend, to You
Complicated circumstances
have clouded his view
Lord I lift my friend up to You
I fear that I won't have the words
that he needs to hear
I pray for Your wisdom, oh God
And a heart that's sincere
And Lord I lift my friend up
to You
Link: http://www.vagalume.com.br/casting-crowns/prayer-for-a-friend-traducao.html#ixzz3Bc64caq8
Amen
Blizzardwizard
08-27-2014, 12:17 PM
:lol
Jesus, heal this man and rid him of his sinful thoughts.
Brazil
08-27-2014, 12:20 PM
:lol
Jesus, heal this man and rid him of his sinful thoughts.
you are a good man
god bless son
Amen
xmas1997
08-27-2014, 12:21 PM
It appears xmas reached defcon 1 meltdown...
Oh, look the atheist troll wants to pray to fantasyland.
And Using my description of chumps melt down!
Can't you come with anything original, troll?
Avante
08-27-2014, 12:22 PM
Brazil
Nobody seems to really give a shit about you, wait until a gang of dumb fucks start following you around, then you'll get it.
Blizzardwizard
08-27-2014, 12:22 PM
This thread will be absent of sinful feelings, it shall only be used by those who wish to cleanse their mind and soul of anger.
Blizzardwizard
08-27-2014, 12:23 PM
Too late.
May God have mercy on your souls.
Brazil
08-27-2014, 12:24 PM
Oh, look the atheist troll wants to pray to fantasyland.
And Using my description of chumps melt down!
Can't you come with anything original, troll?
:cry
My son we are here for you
You can cry on my shoulder
The sad trolls will pay for their sins
Meanwhile please don't do anything stupid...
I know all of that is important and meaningful and you are sincerely hurt
But you are better than that
I will pray for you twice a day everyday during one week
God bless you and your family
Brazil
08-27-2014, 12:27 PM
Brazil
Nobody seems to really give a shit about you, wait until a gang of dumbfucks start following you around, then you'll get it.
Oh noes... a gang of dumbfucks in the Internet following me around ? man... that's harsh, I won't survive. I need help my good man. Will you protect me when the wolves will smell my blood ?
leemajors
08-27-2014, 12:27 PM
needs to take a deep breath, or the xanax he is so fond of talking about. tilting at windmills tbh
Blizzardwizard
08-27-2014, 12:28 PM
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!”
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son.
Oh lord forgive these men of their sinful past and let them begin life anew.
Brazil
08-27-2014, 12:28 PM
needs to take a deep breath, or the xanax he is so fond of talking about. tilting at windmills tbh
Amen
god bless
DisAsTerBot
08-27-2014, 12:52 PM
lol now he's decided to post random thoughts as responses. Dude is losing it
xmas1997
08-27-2014, 01:14 PM
lol now he's decided to post random thoughts as responses. Dude is losing it
You have me mixed up with Random Guy, but confusion is a simple fix.
spurraider21
08-27-2014, 01:29 PM
on behalf of my people :cry
Հայր մեր որ յերկինս ես,
Hayr mer, vor hergeens yes,
Our Father, who art in heaven,
սուրբ եղիցի անուն Քո։
Soorp yegheetsee anoon ko
hallowed be Thy name.
Եկեսցէ արքայութիւն Քո։
Yeghetze arkayootyoon ko
Thy kingdom come.
Եղիցին կամք Քո
Yegheetsee gamk ko
Thy will be done,
որպէս յերկինս և յերկրի։
Vorbes hergeens ev hergree
on earth as it is in heaven.
Զհաց մեր հանապազորդ տուր մեզ այսօր։
Z Hats mer hanabazor door mez aysor
Give us this day our daily bread;
և թող մեզ զպարտիս մեր,
Ev togh mez zbardeez mer,
Forgive us our trespasses,
որպէս և մեք թողումք մերոց պարտապանաց։
Vorbes ev menk toghoonk merotz bardabanats
as we forgive those who trespass against us;
և մի տանիր զմեզ ի փորձութիւն։
Ev mee daneer uz mezee portsootyoon
and lead us not into temptation,
այլ փրկեա զմեզ ի չարէն։
Ayl prgea zmezee chare
but deliver us from evil.
զի Քո է արքայություն և զորություն
Zee ko eh arkayootyoon ev zorootyoon
For the kingdom, the power,
և փառք յավիտյանս.
ev park haveedyants haveedeneets
and the glory forever
Ամեն: - Amen
silverblk mystix
08-27-2014, 03:41 PM
Sometimes one thinks that a place can't get any worse...
We thought this shitty cesspool of troll faggots was the worst place on the internet....
then the OP starts posting...
yup...
Things went downhill fast.
Brazil
08-27-2014, 03:42 PM
Sometimes one thinks that a place can't get any worse...
We thought this shitty cesspool of troll faggots was the worst place on the internet....
then the OP starts posting...
yup...
Things went downhill fast.
:cry me a river
silverblk mystix
08-27-2014, 03:44 PM
^ rest my case ^
JudynTX
08-27-2014, 03:45 PM
There's no proof his wife was in the hospital.
DJR210
08-27-2014, 05:04 PM
God, if you are listening, please shine your blessing on my brother xmas1997, aka Glen. He is a good person, a great husband, and a beloved member of the Spurstalk family. Sometimes good people are touched by evil, and we need your holy light to show him the way back to good graces. Please forgive him of his sins, and understand the tough times he is going through.
Amen.
DJR210
08-27-2014, 05:10 PM
on behalf of my people :cry
Հայր մեր որ յերկինս ես,
Hayr mer, vor hergeens yes,
Our Father, who art in heaven,
սուրբ եղիցի անուն Քո։
Soorp yegheetsee anoon ko
hallowed be Thy name.
Եկեսցէ արքայութիւն Քո։
Yeghetze arkayootyoon ko
Thy kingdom come.
Եղիցին կամք Քո
Yegheetsee gamk ko
Thy will be done,
որպէս յերկինս և յերկրի։
Vorbes hergeens ev hergree
on earth as it is in heaven.
Զհաց մեր հանապազորդ տուր մեզ այսօր։
Z Hats mer hanabazor door mez aysor
Give us this day our daily bread;
և թող մեզ զպարտիս մեր,
Ev togh mez zbardeez mer,
Forgive us our trespasses,
որպէս և մեք թողումք մերոց պարտապանաց։
Vorbes ev menk toghoonk merotz bardabanats
as we forgive those who trespass against us;
և մի տանիր զմեզ ի փորձութիւն։
Ev mee daneer uz mezee portsootyoon
and lead us not into temptation,
այլ փրկեա զմեզ ի չարէն։
Ayl prgea zmezee chare
but deliver us from evil.
զի Քո է արքայություն և զորություն
Zee ko eh arkayootyoon ev zorootyoon
For the kingdom, the power,
և փառք յավիտյանս.
ev park haveedyants haveedeneets
and the glory forever
Ամեն: - Amen
Ultimate classy post. :toast my brother
xmas1997
08-27-2014, 05:14 PM
God, if you are listening, please shine your blessing on my brother xmas1997, aka Glen. He is a good person, a great husband, and a beloved member of the Spurstalk family. Sometimes good people are touched by evil, and we need your holy light to show him the way back to good graces. Please forgive him of his sins, and understand the tough times he is going through.
Amen.
:lmao
Amen,
brother Ben,
shot a hen,
and killed a hog!
xmas1997
08-27-2014, 05:15 PM
There's no proof his wife was in the hospital.
Are you seriously asking for proof?
ohmwrecker
08-27-2014, 05:23 PM
Are you seriously asking for proof?
It's spurstalk policy. For the records.
I'm praying for you Xmas. May God have mercy on your soul as you scrape the bottom here in your darkest moments.
DJR210
08-27-2014, 05:28 PM
I'm praying for you Xmas. May God have mercy on your soul as you scrape the bottom here in your darkest moments.
:lol
Leetonidas
08-27-2014, 05:29 PM
ah fuck it
Brazil
08-28-2014, 08:07 AM
^ rest my case ^
I will pray for you too brother
God bless you and your family
May your anger slow down
May your time in jail for 50K$ a year bring joy in your heart
Amen
Brazil
08-28-2014, 08:07 AM
ah fuck it
:tu solid prayer here
Blizzardwizard
08-28-2014, 08:13 AM
Hopefully these men have been touched by the word of God, and have seen the error of their ways.
We welcome you back to Spurstalk society.
Brazil
08-28-2014, 08:22 AM
:lol
I'm liking this I'm a good christian shtick
DJR210
08-28-2014, 08:27 AM
Last night my 6 year old prayed for Grandma, Grandpa, and Glen before bed. The power of prayer is so strong in this thread!
Brazil
08-28-2014, 08:33 AM
The power of love and compassion is strong in dat thread
Last night my 6 year old prayed for Grandma, Grandpa, and Glen before bed. The power of prayer is so strong in this thread!
Ole devil get thee behind me! The lord on high even made you a poet!
spurraider21
08-28-2014, 10:55 AM
:lol
I'm liking this I'm a good christian shtick
you should have a chat with Kobe4Life
xmas1997
08-28-2014, 11:19 AM
Ole devil get thee behind me! The lord on high even made you a poet!
I thought you were an atheist.
Praying to imaginary deities now?
:lol
Brazil
08-28-2014, 11:31 AM
you should have a chat with Kobe4Life
:cry pls stp raider
Brazil
08-28-2014, 03:18 PM
Dear all
despite our prayers and efforts... situation is getting worst... he is now talking and mentioning a guy he wants to ignore on each and every post...
:depressed
could you all pray a bit harder please ?
xmas mom will be grateful
DJR210
08-28-2014, 03:22 PM
Dear all
despite our prayers and efforts... situation is getting worst... he is now talking and mentioning a guy he wants to ignore on each and every post...
:depressed
could you all pray a bit harder please ?
I'm taking a leave early from work, and I'm going straight to the nearest Church.
Brazil
08-28-2014, 03:23 PM
I'm taking a leave early from work, and I'm going straight to the nearest Church.
that's very christian of you
thanks tbh
DJR210
08-28-2014, 03:24 PM
that's very christian of you
thanks tbh
We have one of our own in need..what other option do I have?
xmas1997
08-28-2014, 04:57 PM
Dear all
despite our prayers and efforts... situation is getting worst... he is now talking and mentioning a guy he wants to ignore on each and every post...
:depressed
could you all pray a bit harder please ?
xmas mom will be grateful
My Mom is dead.
Thanks for reminding me.
Brazil
08-28-2014, 04:59 PM
My Mom is dead.
Thanks for reminding me.
mine too... so ?
I don't think my post was whatsoever offensive towards your mom
xmas1997
08-28-2014, 05:23 PM
mine too... so ?
I don't think my post was whatsoever offensive towards your mom
It wasn't, I was just kidding you by throwing a guilt trip on you.
Brazil
08-28-2014, 05:56 PM
It wasn't, I was just kidding you by throwing a guilt trip on you.
:lol that's because your forgot I'm an heartless atheist
xmas1997
08-28-2014, 06:08 PM
:lol that's because your forgot I'm an heartless atheist
And a wino. :lol
Isn't he like in his late 70s? Is abit pointless to commit suicide at that point. Might as well go in your sleep because it will come sooner rather later, imo.
Leetonidas
08-28-2014, 06:36 PM
Let's all hold hands in prayer
and then molest some church boys
spurraider21
08-28-2014, 07:02 PM
i pray xmas doesnt continue down his dark path of being a confirmed troll. i hope he sees the Light and finds his savior jesus christ.
amen
Brazil
08-28-2014, 07:16 PM
And a wino. :lol
Ya that too
amen
DJR210
08-28-2014, 07:17 PM
xmas1997, you feeling any better? You have a bunch of people pulling for you buddy.
xmas1997
08-28-2014, 07:51 PM
xmas1997, you feeling any better? You have a bunch of people pulling for you buddy.
Feeling wonderful, thanks.
It's a miracle! Hallelujah!
silverblk mystix
08-28-2014, 08:24 PM
In this - 2 page thread so far
TROLLS
brazil
blizzard
leemajors
disasterbot
spermraider21
judyslut
djr210
ohmwrecker
dmc
leetonidas
reck
nah - not to much circle jerking - at all
:lmao:lmao
silverblk mystix
08-28-2014, 08:24 PM
two pages!
xmas1997
08-28-2014, 08:26 PM
In this - 2 page thread so far
TROLLS
brazil
blizzard
leemajors
disasterbot
spermraider21
judyslut
djr210
ohmwrecker
dmc
leetonidas
reck
nah - not to much circle jerking - at all
:lmao:lmao
:lmao
RsxPiimp
08-28-2014, 08:29 PM
Xmas is good peeps
DJR210
08-28-2014, 09:02 PM
In this - 2 page thread so far
TROLLS
brazil
blizzard
leemajors
disasterbot
spermraider21
judyslut
djr210
ohmwrecker
dmc
leetonidas
reck
nah - not to much circle jerking - at all
:lmao:lmao
So if we're circle jerking, then you and the other poster you claim are on "the other side" are in a 69 then? Is it a standing 69? If so, who holds who up?
Xmas is good peeps
Has he given you grief over a deceased child yet?
xmas1997
08-28-2014, 09:09 PM
So if we're circle jerking, then you and the other poster you claim are on "the other side" are in a 69 then? Is it a standing 69? If so, who holds who up?
Has he given you grief over a deceased child yet?
What the hell are you talking about a deceased child?
Are you making shit up?
DJR210
08-28-2014, 09:10 PM
Went to the Grotto off of Blanco today to offer up group prayers for our brothers Glen and Tino. We had communion, and some members of the congregation played music in their honor. Life is precious Glen, even yours. Don't do it.
http://www.thecatholictravelguide.com/Lourdes_grotto_SA_before_Mass.jpg
DJR210
08-28-2014, 09:11 PM
What the hell are you talking about a deceased child?
Are you making shit up?
I think you know what I'm talking about. Does a certain prescription anxiety med help refresh your memory?
xmas1997
08-28-2014, 09:12 PM
So if we're circle jerking, then you and the other poster you claim are on "the other side" are in a 69 then? Is it a standing 69? If so, who holds who up?
Has he given you grief over a deceased child yet?
It's plain you have nothing better to do but lie about people here.
Just fuck off from now on, you sick turd!
xmas1997
08-28-2014, 09:18 PM
two pages!
And nothing of significance!
Nothing to see here.
Move along, folks.
Blizzardwizard
08-28-2014, 09:28 PM
:lol
Mhmm, praise our holy father.
xmas1997
08-28-2014, 09:29 PM
:lol
Mhmm, praise our holy father.
Another atheist praying to Me.
RsxPiimp
08-28-2014, 09:29 PM
So,Has he given you grief over a deceased child yet?
Nah. I do enjoy his humor though.
xmas1997
08-28-2014, 09:36 PM
Nah. I do enjoy his humor though.
You do realize he is lying, and maybe a couple of meatballs short of an Italian plate to boot.
Blizzardwizard
08-28-2014, 09:36 PM
Another atheist praying to Me.
Atheist? Maybe sometimes, but other times I am a holy disciple of the true Christianity that was formed by none other than Henry VIII himself.
xmas1997
08-28-2014, 09:39 PM
Atheist? Maybe sometimes, but other times I am a holy disciple of the true Christianity that was formed by none other than Henry VIII himself.
Anglican.
Who would have thought?
Blizzardwizard
08-28-2014, 09:47 PM
Anglican.
Who would have thought?
Preach it.
Is there something wrong with being a follower of the split path between catholic and protestant?
xmas1997
08-28-2014, 09:50 PM
Preach it.
Is there something wrong with being a follower of the split path between catholic and protestant?
Not criticizing you, dude, you have every right to believe how ever you want.
Blizzardwizard
08-28-2014, 09:51 PM
Not criticizing you, dude, you have every right to believe how ever you want.
As do you sir, that is the beauty of Christianity.
RsxPiimp
08-28-2014, 10:45 PM
You do realize he is lying, and maybe a couple of meatballs short of an Italian plate to boot.
I figured. You still cool in my book.
Spur|n|Austin
08-28-2014, 11:48 PM
Let our prayers soar to the heavens like an F14
http://picchore.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pastor-flying-gif.gif
Blake
08-28-2014, 11:54 PM
http://www.flippingsocial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/thanks-jesus-food-de-nada.jpg
Brazil
09-04-2014, 03:42 PM
My Lord
Have mercy for our friend xmas
Forgive him for discussing futilities while world is in danger because of ISIS
Amen
DJR210
09-04-2014, 04:16 PM
God bless the soul of isis1997
xmas1997
09-04-2014, 04:23 PM
God bless the soul of isis1997
I am blessed, thank you very much.
And I send my prayers back to all of you because you all certainly need them way more than I do!
:rollin
silverblk mystix
09-04-2014, 06:32 PM
My Lord
Have mercy for our friend xmas
Forgive him for discussing futilities while world is in danger because of ISIS
Amen
^ still fagging up threads ^
xmas1997
09-04-2014, 06:39 PM
^ still fagging up threads ^
Yes, and it is very revealing to the intelligent decent posters on here that most of these retarded mentally demented trolls are less than worthless.
These trolls will continue to get back what they put out, and more of it.
And even chump has admitted that most of them including him are gay caballeros that pull trains on each other on a regular basis with kinky rubber/glue shit.
Geez, too much information IMHO.
:lmao
Clipper Nation
09-04-2014, 06:45 PM
Dear God, pretend like you exist for a minute so you can get xmas to shut the fuck up. Amen.
xmas1997
09-04-2014, 07:51 PM
Dear God, pretend like you exist for a minute so you can get xmas to shut the fuck up. Amen.
Why does an atheist pray to something he doesn't think exists, fool? :lol
You better quite a few for yourself and your fellow trolls because otherwise you're hell bound, :lol
Brazil
09-09-2014, 08:51 AM
:depressed
we are all failing brothers...
dude is no gonna make it imo
DJR210
09-09-2014, 09:03 AM
Yeah, after his ally drew the line in the sand in the doorbell thread, it becomes apparent that no amount of prayer can save our brother Glen. I expect the news of his tragic passing by the end of the day.
Brazil
09-09-2014, 10:12 AM
told ya
mrsmaalox
09-09-2014, 12:32 PM
I remember when SBM died in that fire, courageously saving a woman and her children. So sad he wasn't around to save xmas :cry
DJR210
09-09-2014, 01:39 PM
I called that shit, per my sources.
anakha
09-09-2014, 04:18 PM
I called that shit, per my sources.
Waiting for tspence to confirm.
DJR210
09-09-2014, 04:33 PM
Waiting for tspence to confirm.
He is my source. Don Harris already contacted me via Twitter
anakha
09-09-2014, 04:38 PM
He is my source. Don Harris already contacted me via Twitter
Did he threaten you with anything?
DJR210
09-09-2014, 04:47 PM
Did he threaten you with anything?
Yeah, he did actually. He gave me his desk phone and asked me to call him by 6 PM CST.
DJR210
09-09-2014, 08:08 PM
I remember when SBM died in that fire, courageously saving a woman and her children. So sad he wasn't around to save xmas :cry
:lol
Brazil
09-09-2014, 08:56 PM
I called dat shit tbh
:lol
DJR210
09-09-2014, 09:35 PM
I called dat shit tbh
:lol
Nah, I broke the story of the expected announcement. My sources are much better than yours, I'm in SA.
hehateme
09-09-2014, 10:29 PM
praise jeebus they were answered
Brazil
09-10-2014, 07:28 AM
Nah, I broke the story of the expected announcement. My sources are much better than yours, I'm in SA.
:lol
DJR210
09-10-2014, 07:33 AM
The forum has lost our brother Glen, but now we have his brother Victor in his place
johnsmith
09-10-2014, 08:17 AM
The forum has lost our brother Glen, but now we have his brother Victor in his place
Lol
spurraider21
09-26-2014, 12:14 PM
it worked
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 12:16 PM
it worked
It did, My son!
You are to be commended for your faith even though an atheist!
Go, and spread the WORD!
:lol:toast:hat
Brazil
09-26-2014, 01:40 PM
2 weeks for that ?
:lmao
now you're reaching pathetic goat level
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 01:52 PM
2 weeks for that ?
:lmao
now you're reaching pathetic goat level
You know not what you say so you are forgiven.
Confess, and become liberated!
silverblk mystix
09-26-2014, 02:01 PM
trolls had no one else to hate on ...
the next logical step for shitty human beings was to turn on each other - since they cannot stand the ugliness they carry inside -
so they should thank you for coming back before they tear each other to sub-shit -
Shit
sub-shit
scum-sub-shit
on & on & on
this is their only path...
but now they have a common enemy and can resume their pathetic shitty ways!
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 02:04 PM
trolls had no one else to hate on ...
the next logical step for shitty human beings was to turn on each other - since they cannot stand the ugliness they carry inside -
so they should thank you for coming back before they tear each other to sub-shit -
Shit
sub-shit
scum-sub-shit
on & on & on
this is their only path...
but now they have a common enemy and can resume their pathetic shitty ways!
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
And their transgressions will be forgiven as they accept me more and more as their ONE true Troll God.
Otherwise they will be cast down to eternal damnation to a life in Hell on earth!
silverblk mystix
09-26-2014, 02:05 PM
And their transgressions will be forgiven as they accept me more and more as their ONE true Troll God.
Otherwise they will be cast down to eternal damnation to a life in Hell on earth!
In other words -
"trolltalk bizness as usual"
:lol:lol
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 02:08 PM
In other words -
"trolltalk bizness as usual"
:lol:lol
But they will reap "instant karma" this time!
That is the difference.
Brazil
09-26-2014, 02:33 PM
But they will reap "instant karma" this time!
That is the difference.
any new tweet from Raiders owner tbh ?
:lmao
fucking retard
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 02:37 PM
any new tweet from Raiders owner tbh ?
:lmao
fucking retard
I can provide you with a link if you desire.
But here is a little secret, it really is a parody.
Blizzardwizard
09-26-2014, 02:55 PM
Please tell me The Club isn't going to return to the arguing crap again. I actually enjoyed the couple of weeks in which it was tolerable here :lol
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 03:00 PM
Please tell me The Club isn't going to return to the arguing crap again. I actually enjoyed the couple of weeks in which it was tolerable here :lol
It is all good, there will be none of the former as I am their Troll God now and they best show their worship of me by their trollish ridiculing ways, rather than their senseless back and forth arguments.
So you may relax.
:hat
Brazil
09-26-2014, 04:27 PM
But here is a little secret, it really is a parody.
:lmao
no shit sherlock....
not sure what it is worst that or the playboy mansion
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 04:41 PM
Some do not understand simple sarcasm on here, I'll go back and edit blue font for the simple minded on here.
That make you feel better?
silverblk mystix
09-26-2014, 04:43 PM
Please tell me The Club isn't going to return to the arguing crap again. I actually enjoyed the couple of weeks in which it was tolerable here :lol
It sucked even worse because you morons were so uncomfortable pretending to be civil to each other and were talking about the most mundane, boring shit -
the only bad thing about xmas coming back is that I don't get to watch you assholes turn on each other.
Now you can whine and troll and unite in your shittiness crusade against a common foe - who is beginning to own you again.
:rollin:rollin:rollin
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 04:48 PM
It sucked even worse because you morons were so uncomfortable pretending to be civil to each other and were talking about the most mundane, boring shit -
the only bad thing about xmas coming back is that I don't get to watch you assholes turn on each other.
Now you can whine and troll and unite in your shittiness crusade against a common foe - who is beginning to own you again.
:rollin:rollin:rollin
I own them because of their devoted trollish ridicule toward me and others, thus serving me as their Troll God.
benefactor
09-26-2014, 05:19 PM
:lol faking your own death online
:lol threats of legal action
:lol no one believed you
:lol returning with some lame troll god shtick
:lol took you two weeks to come up with it
:lol flaky, awkward, attention hungry old man
ChumpDumper
09-26-2014, 05:22 PM
I can provide you with a link if you desire.
But here is a little secret, it really is a parody.You posted to it seriously a dozen times.
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 05:25 PM
You posted to it seriously a dozen times.
You love making things up, you always have, but it is still "make-believe".
I guess sarcasm goes right over your head more often than not.
It would explain much, why you ask so many trollish questions for one.
Please, keep up your devotion to me via your trollish ridicule.
Blizzardwizard
09-26-2014, 05:53 PM
It sucked even worse because you morons were so uncomfortable pretending to be civil to each other and were talking about the most mundane, boring shit -
the only bad thing about xmas coming back is that I don't get to watch you assholes turn on each other.
Now you can whine and troll and unite in your shittiness crusade against a common foe - who is beginning to own you again.
:rollin:rollin:rollin
...You're such a twat :lol
ChumpDumper
09-26-2014, 06:41 PM
You love making things up, you always have, but it is still "make-believe".No, they were full on serious posts to his twitter.
Way too serious to be sarcasm.
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 06:54 PM
No, they were full on serious posts to his twitter.
Way too serious to be sarcasm.
Oh no, you misuderstand again.
I was quite serious with him on twitter.
However such was not the case on ST because I was playing along with the parody account.
Not here though.
Now do you understand, or do you prefer to make up your own scenario again.
Either is fine with me.
:tu
ChumpDumper
09-26-2014, 06:56 PM
Oh no, you misuderstand again.
I was quite serious with him on twitter.Then I understand perfectly.
Fine with me!
Thanks again! :tu
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 07:01 PM
Then I understand perfectly.
Fine with me!
Thanks again! :tu
Glad to be of service.
Now please trollishly ridicule me some moore so you can show more of how much you worship me.
Thank you in advance.
ChumpDumper
09-26-2014, 07:08 PM
Glad to be of service.
Now please trollishly ridicule me some moore so you can show more of how much you worship me.
Thank you in advance.Why do you think this shtick is more effective than the other shticks you tried before, or better than no shtick at all which was clearly an option?
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 07:46 PM
Why do you think this shtick is more effective than the other shticks you tried before, or better than no shtick at all which was clearly an option?
More and more questions.
All will be revealed to you in due course as the need becomes necessary.
For now in your case it is on a need to know basis.
You are welcome to keep misunderstanding like you did with the worship issue until then.
ChumpDumper
09-26-2014, 07:48 PM
More and more questions.
All will be revealed to you in due course as the need becomes necessary.
For now in your case it is on a need to know basis.
You are welcome to keep misunderstanding like you did with the worship issue until then.You should have just led with the normal posting.
The new shtick only hurt you. It won't get any better.
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 07:51 PM
You should have just led with the normal posting.
The new shtick only hurt you. It won't get any better.
There is no schtick.
And unless you are pstchic then you have no knowledge what will or will not get better.
Whereas I, your Troll God who has resurrected, have all the answers of the universe at my command.
And I have your salvation and redemption on ST in hand.
ChumpDumper
09-26-2014, 07:52 PM
There is no schtick.
And unless you are pstchic then you have no knowledge what will or will not get better.
Whereas I, your Troll God who has resurrected, have all the answers of the universe at my command.
And I have your salvation and redemption on ST in hand.^bad shtick
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 07:53 PM
^bad shtick
Translation: No schtick!
ChumpDumper
09-26-2014, 07:54 PM
Translation: No schtick!^Avante's shtick
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 07:56 PM
^Avante's shtick
Further translation: No schtick.
ChumpDumper
09-26-2014, 07:58 PM
Further translation: No schtick.^Avante's shtick with an adjective added in an attempt to disguise it.
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 08:00 PM
^Avante's shtick with an adjective added in an attempt to disguise it.
Everything is completely above board.
It is only in your imagination.
Your worship is appreciated.
ChumpDumper
09-26-2014, 08:02 PM
Everything is completely above board.
It is only in your imagination.
Your worship is appreciated.I don't worship you.
If it's not a shtick, you've truly lost your mind.
I'll believe either one.
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 08:05 PM
I don't worship you.
If it's not a shtick, you've truly lost your mind.
I'll believe either one.
You do not know what you say and I forgive you for it.
Yes, you worship me as your Troll God.
You just do not know it consciously yet.
That is as it should be for now.
ChumpDumper
09-26-2014, 08:06 PM
You do not know what you say and I forgive you for it.
Yes, you worship me as your Troll God.
You just do not know it consciously yet.
That is as it should be for now.^terrible shtick or mental illness
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 08:09 PM
^terrible shtick or mental illness
You know not what you say.
I forgive you your ignorance.
ChumpDumper
09-26-2014, 08:12 PM
You know not what you say.
I forgive you your ignorance.I know exactly what I say.
You made a mistake.
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 08:14 PM
I know exactly what I say.
You made a mistake.
You do not know what you say, but you "think" you do.
I understand your confusion.
It is forgiven you.
ChumpDumper
09-26-2014, 08:16 PM
You do not know what you say, but you "think" you do.
I understand your confusion.
It is forgiven you.
^terrible shtick or mental illness
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 08:20 PM
Are you ready to pray to ME, your Troll God yet?
ChumpDumper
09-26-2014, 08:23 PM
Are you ready to pray to ME, your Troll God yet?If you satisfactorily explain why you claim to be a God and how that fits in with Christianity, I will consider it.
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 08:26 PM
If you satisfactorily explain why you claim to be a God and how that fits in with Christianity, I will consider it.
It is on a need to know basis for you right now.
Your intellectual level is not yet up to par where you could wrap your mind around it.
I know this because you are still so very very confused about the worship issue.
Do not fear, it will all be made clear soon enough.
ChumpDumper
09-26-2014, 08:27 PM
It is on a need to know basis for you right now.
Your intellectual level is not yet up to par where you could wrap your mind around it.
I know this because you are still so very very confused about the worship issue.
Do not fear, it will all be made clear soon enough.Yep. Terrible shtick or mental illness.
You can't even attempt to prove otherwise. :tu
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 08:30 PM
Yep. Terrible shtick or mental illness.
You can't even attempt to prove otherwise. :tu
You have not the mental capacity to understand at this point in time.
And your poor misbegotten soul is anguished and confused.
Have patience.
ChumpDumper
09-26-2014, 08:32 PM
You have not the mental capacity to understand at this point in time.
And your poor misbegotten soul is anguished and confused.
Have patience.You'll leave again soon enough.
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 08:37 PM
You'll leave again soon enough.
If you think so, then fine, but you will see the truth soon enough, your fantasy world has no basis in reality.
ChumpDumper
09-26-2014, 08:38 PM
If you think so, then fine, but you will see the truth soon enough, your fantasy world has no basis in reality.Great, so you admit you have a grand plan.
Thanks for admitting you are incredibly butthurt.
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 08:40 PM
Great, so you admit you have a grand plan.
Thanks for admitting you are incredibly butthurt.
Do not let it bother you so much, your imagination has gone haywire, but I understand.
You are forgiven.
ChumpDumper
09-26-2014, 08:41 PM
Do not let it bother you so much, your imagination has gone haywire, but I understand.
You are forgiven.You didn't say "you're welcome."
Made a liar of yourself again.
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 08:45 PM
You didn't say "you're welcome."
Made a liar of yourself again.
Thank you for continuing to ridicule me.
It gives me more opportunities to forgive you your ignorance and confusion.
ChumpDumper
09-26-2014, 08:46 PM
Thank you for continuing to ridicule me.
It gives me more opportunities to forgive you your ignorance and confusion.It's not ridicule.
It's a simple statement of fact.
spurraider21
09-26-2014, 09:20 PM
:lmao Glen Hobart
xmas1997
09-26-2014, 09:54 PM
:lmao Glen Hobart
And ...................
DJR210
12-12-2014, 11:24 PM
:lol
benefactor
12-13-2014, 12:38 AM
This was a good time.:lol
DJR210
12-13-2014, 02:16 AM
This was a good time.:lol
It really was..too bad he didn't know when to quit with Kori, his sustained meltdown was just a few clicks away anytime I needed amusement.
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