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Avante
08-27-2014, 08:12 PM
I think it's time we all dropped the bullshit and started dealing with reality.
I'll start it off...
Yep, long time lifter, 6-2 277 (today). In a word...thick.
Yes I own a ton of music/books/football cards....TONS!
The legit master of football, track, pro rasslin', blues, sci fi ...who/what/where/when. The real deal!
Hung like an Arkansas mule, with those magic dimples.
There finally got that off my chest, ok you're turn. Time to get real.
Oh yeah, that's 6-2 277 of....twisted railroad steel.
DJR210
08-27-2014, 08:15 PM
Magic dimples? Cellulite?
Avante
08-27-2014, 08:17 PM
Magic dimples? Cellulite?
Enought about me, we want to learn about you.
DJR210
08-27-2014, 08:20 PM
Enought about me
Hell has frozen over
I stopped eating lettuce and spinach as a result of the putrid shit I was subjected to overseas...it's not uncommon for me to go a day without shitting now, but each BM is an awesome, satisfying experience
Avante
08-27-2014, 08:22 PM
Hell has frozen over
So tell us a little about you.
Avante
08-27-2014, 08:24 PM
I stopped eating lettuce and spinach as a result of the putrid shit I was subjected to overseas...it's not uncommon for me to go a day without shitting now, but each BM is an awesome, satisfying experience
So you have a hard time actually conversing with others so you take the silly approach...ok.
I didn't involve myself in any prostitution rings, although to be fair the Bosnian Brothel all had 18+ talent from what I heard
TheSanityAnnex
08-27-2014, 08:30 PM
For the last 5 years if I decided I wanted to rub one out it was strictly blowjob porn, mainly POV. I've now slowly worked in lesbian porn as an alternative. I'd say its 50/50 now.
DJR210
08-27-2014, 08:32 PM
For the last 5 years if I decided I wanted to rub one out it was strictly blowjob porn, mainly POV. I've now slowly worked in lesbian porn as an alternative. I'd say its 50/50 now.
:lol POV is the best
Avante
08-27-2014, 08:34 PM
I didn't involve myself in any prostitution rings, although to be fair the Bosnian Brothel all had 18+ talent from what I heard
Nobody really cares about shit like that. Just internet bullshit which is what we need to dump.
Avante
08-27-2014, 08:35 PM
For the last 5 years if I decided I wanted to rub one out it was strictly blowjob porn, mainly POV. I've now slowly worked in lesbian porn as an alternative. I'd say its 50/50 now.
Love it when people come real.
leemajors
08-27-2014, 09:43 PM
:lol POV is the best
meh, never liked it.
TheSanityAnnex
08-27-2014, 10:47 PM
meh, never liked it.
Black salami :lol
Franklin
08-28-2014, 12:50 AM
going one or two days without shitting ain't nothing abnormal imho, when I was a kid I only shitted every two days.
spurraider21
08-28-2014, 01:10 AM
i had a mini panic attack/reality check when i formally accepted my most recent student loan and took a good look at the figures
chunticakes
08-28-2014, 01:36 AM
I stopped eating lettuce and spinach as a result of the putrid shit I was subjected to overseas...it's not uncommon for me to go a day without shitting now, but each BM is an awesome, satisfying experience
No greater feeing in the world than cuming, pissing, and shitting.
On a side note, I recommend you up your fiber intake d.
spurraider21
08-28-2014, 02:14 AM
No greater feeing in the world than cuming, pissing, and shitting.
in that order
Avante
08-28-2014, 02:20 AM
Talk about some real interesting people here, wow!
Avante
08-28-2014, 03:59 AM
Biggest difference between black and white women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWlLRezG7uI
benefactor
08-28-2014, 07:41 AM
Kori Ellis, Slomo. Reported for spamming.
Avante
08-28-2014, 01:59 PM
Kori Ellis (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6), Slomo (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=121). Reported for spamming.
Talk about pouting, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grow up little fella, ok?
cantthinkofanything
08-28-2014, 02:14 PM
look slugger...I just admitted to the board on Monday that I once owned a copy of Debbie Gibson's, Out of the Blue cassette. What fucking more do you want?
Avante
08-28-2014, 02:16 PM
look slugger...I just admitted to the board on Monday that I once owned a copy of Debbie Gibson's, Out of the Blue cassette. What fucking more do you want?
That'll work.
silverblk mystix
08-28-2014, 02:24 PM
Biggest difference between black and white women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWlLRezG7uI
Which of those was white?
Avante
08-28-2014, 02:38 PM
Which of those was white?
None, that's the point.
silverblk mystix
08-28-2014, 02:39 PM
None, that's the point.
Oh...
Awesome race though - home girl blew away a world class field - impressive!
cantthinkofanything
08-28-2014, 02:46 PM
Biggest difference between black and white women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWlLRezG7uI
Which of those was white?
that actually got me to click the link...
Avante
08-28-2014, 02:50 PM
Oh...
Awesome race though - home girl blew away a world class field - impressive!
Very impressive considering she's only like 5-3 or so, which means her turnover is off the charts, lacking a stride.
Brazil
08-29-2014, 09:35 AM
I think it's time we all dropped the bullshit and started dealing with reality.
I'll start it off...
Yep, long time lifter, 6-2 277 (today). In a word...thick.
Yes I own a ton of music/books/football cards....TONS!
The legit master of football, track, pro rasslin', blues, sci fi ...who/what/where/when. The real deal!
Hung like an Arkansas mule, with those magic dimples.
There finally got that off my chest, ok you're turn. Time to get real.
Oh yeah, that's 6-2 277 of....twisted railroad steel.
serious question
why don't you use all your useless knowledge on a board that actually gives a shit ?
DAF86
08-29-2014, 09:38 AM
I actually like Tony Parker. :oops
Brazil
08-29-2014, 09:41 AM
I actually like Tony Parker. :oops
god bless you and your family !
DAF86
08-29-2014, 09:42 AM
Messi bless son.
Brazil
08-29-2014, 09:43 AM
I actually like Messi... it is just that I prefer Diego
xmas1997
08-29-2014, 09:52 AM
serious question
why don't you use all your useless knowledge on a board that actually gives a shit ?
Just curious, why the use of your adjective that I made bold instead of just asking the simple question?
By the use of that adjective, "useless", it implied some sarcasm, or derision, involved IMHO, and your tone could be taken as "provocative" by the recipient, rather than a simple serious question.
So one would want to know if you were really interested in an honest serious answer, or if you just wanted to poke fun in order to make a sarcastic point, i.e. a rhetorical question.
Just saying, and thus asking.
Brazil
08-29-2014, 09:56 AM
Just curious, why the use of your adjective that I made bold instead of just asking the simple question?
By the use of that adjective, "useless", it implied some sarcasm, or derision, involved IMHO, and your tone could be taken as "provocative" by the recipient, rather than a simple serious question.
So one would want to know if you were really interested in an honest serious answer, or if you just wanted to poke fun in order to make a sarcastic point, i.e. a rhetorical question.
Just saying, and thus asking.
no harm intended
What I meant is that his knowledge is useless here on this board because again nobody gives a shit thus my question why don't use it on another board that would actually give a shit.
SnakeBoy
08-29-2014, 12:13 PM
Oh yeah, that's 6-2 277 of....twisted railroad steel.
Arnold was 6'2" and weighed 235 in his prime. Old fat Arnold 250 lbs.
So even in your fake internet description of yourself you confessed that your a fat fuck.
xmas1997
08-29-2014, 12:31 PM
no harm intended
What I meant is that his knowledge is useless here on this board because again nobody gives a shit thus my question why don't use it on another board that would actually give a shit.
I see, then actually you never expected an answer because it was a rhetorical question. :tu :lol
By the way, what happened to the wine/cheese thread?
I thought it was really interesting.
Brazil
08-29-2014, 12:38 PM
I see, then actually you never expected an answer because it was a rhetorical question. :tu :lol
By the way, what happened to the wine/cheese thread?
I thought it was really interesting.
of course I'm expecting an answer
I don't understand why people continue to post about topics nobody bothers to read
the wine and cheese will be back
xmas1997
08-29-2014, 12:53 PM
of course I'm expecting an answer
I don't understand why people continue to post about topics nobody bothers to read
the wine and cheese will be back
Since you used the word "useless" I doubt he will see it the same as you do, but will interpret that as being sarcastic and thus give you a sarcastic reply in return, if he even bothers to reply at all..
Good, about the wine/cheese thread, for me it was an interesting topic and it gave me some new wines to try, thanks.
Brazil
08-29-2014, 12:58 PM
Since you used the word "useless" I doubt he will see it the same as you do, but will interpret that as being sarcastic and thus give you a sarcastic reply in return, if he even bothers to reply at all..
Good, about the wine/cheese thread, for me it was an interesting topic and it gave me some new wines to try, thanks.
it's a free world, he will do as he wants :lol
RD2191
08-29-2014, 01:26 PM
of course I'm expecting an answer
I don't understand why people continue to post about topics nobody bothers to read
the wine and cheese will be back
Bro you're turning into a faggot like Chump/Blake. You're a good poster and I hate to see that happen to you. As I said before, if you're going to bitch about threads then start some of your own on topics that you find interesting. Not that hard to do. Remove Avante from the club and this place would be boring as shit. At least he is good for laughs. :lol
Brazil
08-29-2014, 01:30 PM
Bro you're turning into a faggot like Chump/Blake. You're a good poster and I hate to see that happen to you. As I said before, if you're going to bitch about threads then start some of your own on topics that you find interesting. Not that hard to do. Remove Avante from the club and this place would be boring as shit. At least he is good for laughs. :lol
:lol you guys are becoming hyper sensitive tbh
I'm not bitching about anything, just asking
RD2191
08-29-2014, 01:31 PM
:lol you guys are becoming hyper sensitive tbh
I'm not bitching about anything, just asking
I don't even know what you were talking about, tbh. I just figured you were bitching about crappy threads. :lol
xmas1997
08-29-2014, 03:08 PM
:lol you guys are becoming hyper sensitive tbh
I'm not bitching about anything, just asking
I wasn't trying to be offensive or anything, I was just asking because of a certain word you used that could easily be considered to be inciting is all.
Brazil
08-29-2014, 04:24 PM
I wasn't trying to be offensive or anything, I was just asking because of a certain word you used that could easily be considered to be inciting is all.
that is fine
and I explained what I meant
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