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whitemamba
08-28-2014, 11:18 AM
He is #27 behind Choke Paul, everyone else on the list is a PG...

:downspin:

Double-Up
08-28-2014, 11:23 AM
When you ball hog as much as he has for the past 18 years it's no surprise.

spurraider21
08-28-2014, 11:36 AM
He is #27 behind Choke Paul, everyone else on the list is a PG...

:downspin:
where is he on shot attempts? where is he on field goals missed? he's also 5th all time in turnovers.

Donkeybong
08-28-2014, 11:43 AM
where is he on shot attempts? where is he on field goals missed? he's also 5th all time in turnovers.

so is john stockton and jason kidd, but no one holds it against them.

spurraider21
08-28-2014, 11:44 AM
so is john stockton and jason kidd, but no one holds it against them.
they are also #1 and 2 in assists

point guards/passers tend to rack up turnovers as well as assists. kobe is near the top of turnovers and field goal attempts. the fact that he's in the top 30 in assists on top of being REALLY high up there in field goal attempts and turnovers just implies that he is ridiculously ball dominant

Buddy Mignon
08-28-2014, 11:48 AM
Being ball dominant is what alpha males do.

Cry Havoc
08-28-2014, 11:49 AM
The most overrated athlete in the history of American sports.

spurraider21
08-28-2014, 11:50 AM
its also why i think its a stretch to say the chris paul trade would have worked out the way lakerfans imagine. kobe wouldn't allow him to run the offense

lefty
08-28-2014, 11:50 AM
so is john stockton and jason kidd, but no one holds it against them.
Stock and Kidd were point guards

spurraider21
08-28-2014, 11:54 AM
Being ball dominant is what alpha males do.
u did pretty good in last year's award ceremony tbh. a lot of votes for most improved poster

http://www.narutoforums.com/showthread.php?t=819984

Clipper Nation
08-28-2014, 11:55 AM
Most bricks in NBA history, behind no one

:downspin:

kobe4life
08-28-2014, 12:00 PM
God proves all the haters wrong again by being one of the top passers of all times. Its amazing God is 27th in all time assists considering he had to take a lot of FGs to help the Lakers win games. If God wanted to he could have averaged more assists per game than Magic Johnson but that would have resulted in losses for the Lakers because to win the Lakers needed God's scoring.

lefty
08-28-2014, 12:01 PM
God proves all the haters wrong again by being one of the top passers of all times. Its amazing God is 27th in all time assists considering he had to take a lot of FGs to help the Lakers win games. If God wanted to he could have averaged more assists per game than Magic Johnson but that would have resulted in losses for the Lakers because to win the Lakers needed God's scoring.
Whenever I doubt Kobe, Kobe4life comes here and reminds me how wrong I was
Thank you for showing me the light

:worthy: Koballah

Brazil
08-28-2014, 12:02 PM
u did pretty good in last year's award ceremony tbh. a lot of votes for most improved poster

http://www.narutoforums.com/showthread.php?t=819984

:lol

actually he has more votes on most funny poster

spurraider21
08-28-2014, 12:02 PM
Most bricks in NBA history, behind no one

:downspin:
when you include postseason. i think he still has to pass elvin hayes for reg season iirc

jeebus
08-28-2014, 12:06 PM
#boldWM

whitemamba
08-28-2014, 12:24 PM
Stop deflecting you fucks, hes a shooting gaurd. Lets look at the definition of a SG shall we?

A shooting guard's main objective is to score points for his team. Some teams ask their shooting guards to bring up the ball as well; these players are known colloquially as combo guards.


Kobe is masterful tbh, he needs to score to win, but somebow still cracked top 30 all time assists. Impressive.

moisaenz
08-28-2014, 12:26 PM
so when are you guys going to start laying the foundations for the Church of Kobe...

spurraider21
08-28-2014, 12:35 PM
Stop deflecting you fucks, hes a shooting gaurd. Lets look at the definition of a SG shall we?

A shooting guard's main objective is to score points for his team. Some teams ask their shooting guards to bring up the ball as well; these players are known colloquially as combo guards.


Kobe is masterful tbh, he needs to score to win, but somebow still cracked top 30 all time assists. Impressive.
if you're that high in assists and field goals and turnovers it stops being impressive and just becomes high volume

whitemamba
08-28-2014, 12:35 PM
if you're that high in assists and field goals and turnovers it stops being impressive and just becomes high volume


ok, duncan has been playing for ever, where is that nigga?

spurraider21
08-28-2014, 12:39 PM
ok, duncan has been playing for ever, where is that nigga?
volume =/= longevity

he's nowhere near as ball-dominant as kobe

whitemamba
08-28-2014, 12:40 PM
volume =/= longevity

no

Medvedenko
08-28-2014, 03:30 PM
If Kobe's assist #'s were shitty the same retarded fat neck posters on here would be saying the same shit. When is it going to sink in that no matter what his accomplishments there will be critics on either side. These threads prove nothing and everything at the same time.

DAF86
08-28-2014, 06:22 PM
With the amount of years he has played and his usage% being only 27th on the all-time assist list is pretty bad, tbh.

Leetonidas
08-28-2014, 06:39 PM
When you play almost half your career with a guy who you literally pass to in the post and get an assist because he can't be stopped, well shit you better have a good amount of assists. Kirby is a good passer and playmaker tbh too but he also likes to chuck his teams out of Finals wins and hog the ball all the time

:lol "I'd rather go 0-30 than 0-9"
:lol selfish chucker
:lol bragging about his assist totals
:lol 10 > 8
:lol tired old snitchbag

Leetonidas
08-28-2014, 06:41 PM
oh and I forgot LMAO positional definitions :lmao

ElNono
08-28-2014, 07:00 PM
http://i58.tinypic.com/2ugfmdl.png

Medvedenko
08-28-2014, 09:42 PM
Yup, called it earlier on this thread.

Joseph Kony
08-28-2014, 09:45 PM
Yup, called it earlier on this thread.

shut the fuck up canada

Dex
08-28-2014, 09:47 PM
Kobe is a great player.

But he is no Duncan. :stirpot:

whitemamba
08-28-2014, 10:45 PM
Yup, called it earlier on this thread.

Fat necks going ape shit.

lefty
08-29-2014, 01:09 PM
http://i58.tinypic.com/2ugfmdl.png
http://37.media.tumblr.com/3f69c4158b3999ab777d1d6b6347d9df/tumblr_mrjfyaP9bT1sa9jv8o1_500.gif