A patient of ours woke up from a 3 year coma and asked me how the Lakers are doing

[Thebesteva]

True story. He's a die hard Laker fan for over 20 years, we're instructed not to stress him out so I keep telling him everythings going well. He was around to see the Lakers lose to the Mavs in 11, but he doesnt know anything other than that.

[kobe4life]

Tell him God is going to comeback with a vengeance and that the Lakers are primed for a championship run.

[Uriel]

This would be absolutely hilarious if it were true. :lol

[DD]

Put me back in the coma

[elmanutres]

I want to believe!

[BlackSwordsMan]

Kobe ran off all the talent and sat on the bench for the past two years. I hope he logs on and sees this

[Thebesteva]

Tell him God is going to comeback with a vengeance and that the Lakers are primed for a championship run.

Just another day in your life


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVdXoVUNkhg

[kobe4life]

Just another day in your life


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVdXoVUNkhg

I feel like that everyday when I come across hostile people who don't respect the Koballah faith.

[Franklin]

He would rather die than wake up only to hear the gruesome news that the Lakers are done, that's what a die-hard fan meas tbh.

[Thebesteva]

I feel like that everyday when I come across hostile people who don't respect the Koballah faith.

My nigga, I listen to this song everyday at 12 and pray, Kobeallah Ahkbar! Kobeallah Ahkbar!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_2cFityc4

[Buddy Mignon]

Tell him him Jim was outed as a cuck, then turned around and won his 5th ring. Bet he'd never believe the winning another ring part.

[baseline bum]

True story. He's a die hard Laker fan for over 20 years, we're instructed not to stress him out so I keep telling him everythings going well. He was around to see the Lakers lose to the Mavs in 11, but he doesnt know anything other than that.

Tell him you guys traded for Chris Paul and Dwight Howard. Better yet, I could bring him a Howard jersey.

[Calispursfan11]

True story. He's a die hard Laker fan for over 20 years, we're instructed not to stress him out so I keep telling him everythings going well. He was around to see the Lakers lose to the Mavs in 11, but he doesnt know anything other than that.

Lie to him holmes. You must; else he may slip back into the netherworld.

[Kool Bob Love]

:rollin:rollin:rollin

[Dex]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/teamsites/images/legacy/lakers/ts_131125kobe_extension670.jpg

[Thebesteva]

:rollin:rollin:rollin

damn bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

[Kool Bob Love]

I can't believe homie ask about dem lakers tho. He don't got family or something?

also did you hold back them tears knowing that your lakers are fucking garbage now?

[ElNono]

What was the first thing you told him when he woke up? "wow, I'm glad you didn't pull a Jerry Buss on us"?

[Mugen]

is it cobbler? I hope it's cobbler.

[ElNono]

det moment when you told him everything was ok...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh9a8nhXdv1qbc2ry.gif

:lol

[Thebesteva]

:rollin:rollin:rollin

The song I hear everytime you post. Creepy ass nigga


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrlF46tZiQo

[Thebesteva]

det moment when you told him everything was ok...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh9a8nhXdv1qbc2ry.gif

:lol

Actually, my colleague who doesnt know shit said the Lakers might be getting Lebron and Carmelo. This is the average consensus of Laker fans who just show up in June. This was my face when he said that

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm219/williamcoreycharles/dc_zps2f4ca374.gif

[100%duncan]

Let the fucker die

[monosylab1k]

Tell him that things have gone so well that the front office rewarded Kobe with a massive contract extension.

[HI-FI]

hopefully the city has removed this....
http://rockets.clutchfans.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dwight-howard-lakers-billboard.jpg

[Spurs9]

Tell him basketball reasons.

[ambchang]

Are you a male nurse?

[Raven]

quality stuff :lol:lol:lol

[Kool Bob Love]

The song I hear everytime you post. Creepy ass nigga


http://youtu.be/hmhGzTEGa70

[Kool Bob Love]

hopefully the city has removed this....


Yeah that got cover up with this,

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/XaWAQvm-Txc/0.jpg

[The Reckoning]

then he drained his IV when he heard the news and went back to a long nap

[Franklin]

Has the OP mentioned what caused the 3yr coma in the first place? I guess the fan was mad after witnessing the lakers getting swept, he hit himself hard in the head and injured himself bad which left him in coma for 3 years.