Jeff Ayres statue

[ElNono]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/.element/media/2.0/teamsites/spurs/imgs/131010_ayres_roster.jpg

any time now...

[jeebus]

( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

[Mugen]

Need one of his signature move tbh

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Blake+Griffin+San+Antonio+Spurs+v+Los+Angeles+VaSn WSDjSnMl.jpg

[Bill_Brasky]

i would shit on it

[littlecoyotecoin]

Need one of his signature move tbh

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Blake+Griffin+San+Antonio+Spurs+v+Los+Angeles+VaSn WSDjSnMl.jpg

I admit I chuckled. Poor bastard will never live his stone hands down.

Nono, this was totally unecessary.

[DapDaGenius]

Need one of his signature move tbh

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Blake+Griffin+San+Antonio+Spurs+v+Los+Angeles+VaSn WSDjSnMl.jpg

:lmao

He's like "What happened? The ball was just here a second ago".

[Texas_Ranger]

Need one of his signature move tbh

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Blake+Griffin+San+Antonio+Spurs+v+Los+Angeles+VaSn WSDjSnMl.jpg

I still hope that one of those quick passes by Manu will somehow break his fingers.

[ElNono]

I admit I chuckled. Poor bastard will never live his stone hands down.

Nono, this was totally unecessary.

A lil bit of humor is always necessary in the offseason, IMO

[Brazil]

Stop posting retarded threads you dumb fuck

[jeebus]

Best thread of the week, easily. imo

[gospursgojas]

Id vote for a statue of him clapping hands in disgust with himself...ball 3 feet from him on ground.

[SupremeGuy]

He sucked in the fucking summer league, the fucking summer league. Meanwhile, Baynes eating up and shitting out international competition...

Fuck.

[littlecoyotecoin]

A lil bit of humor is always necessary in the offseason, IMO

Ok, Ok, if you insist. But, I hope some of you guys kicking him while he's down accidentally kick him in the hand and break your feet.

[spurs10]

Can't wait for the unveiling of this statue. I heard it's all going made of bronze......except for the hands.

[littlecoyotecoin]

Id vote for a statue of him clapping hands in disgust with himself...ball 3 feet from him on ground.

I think some low hanging fruit has been missed, here.

Ayres *is* a statue. Just have him stand outside the ATT and have kids throw passes to him. When they sail by, pigeons will even be convinced. Condition the hand-clapping response out of him and, boom, $1.8 million dollar statue. Hang a brass plaque: "St. Ayers - Manos de Piedra". Puro San Antonio. Ayer, the perfect saintly name for him, for if you wanted him to catch a pass today, you would have had to tell him yesterday.

[spurs10]

What's the difference between the Jefferson Monument and Jeff Ayres?

[bob bass sucks]

jeff sucks ass

[spurs10]

What's the difference between the Jefferson Monument and Jeff Ayres? There's a chance Jefferson will catch the ball if thrown directly to him.

[Obi Juan Kenobi]

Will attract plenty of pigeons in a hurry...

[Embedded]

Man, I love Ayers, but damn, that was funny. I am hoping that during the offseason somehow his hand-eye coordination is improved.

[ElNono]

More rings than TMac.... :lobt2:

[-21-]

Just put the actual Jeff Ayres on a pedestal. Works exactly like a statue.

[wildcardX]

What's the difference between the Jefferson Monument and Jeff Ayres?

Which Jefferson? Al or Richard?

[Spur|n|Austin]

What's the difference between the Jefferson Monument and Jeff Ayres?

This sounds like the start of a good joke.

[cd021]

Get it done

[spurs10]

This sounds like the start of a good joke. Jeff Ayres, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar...seriously I like Ayres and he seems to poke fun at himself as well.

[rudwick]

There's a chance Jefferson will catch the ball if thrown directly to him.
Roflmao

[99 Problems]

Sounds great. Gets one before Kirby gets his in LA.

[spursparker9]

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[spursparker9]

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[jeebus]

There you have it folks. 82 game season plus playoffs and preseason...he caught the ball 10 times.