Anyone have any experiences with escorts?

[Thebesteva]

This seems to be a common thread in every lightly moderated forum but this one. I know you guys are out there, any positive or negative experiences?

[spurraider21]

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[Thebesteva]

paging DD

I got head from a stripper at Vegas, but Im wondering if anyone has had a girl friend experience type story. Im not interested, but this thread has potential

[RD2191]

Answer my questions.

[DD]

later it gets, more you can haggle

[Thebesteva]

Answer my questions.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlZc5Pp6kss

[RD2191]

You bastard.

[Bill_Brasky]

I thought i had a positive experience once, thankfully the test came back negative.

[DJR210]

This seems to be a common thread in every lightly moderated forum but this one. I know you guys are out there, any positive or negative experiences?

http://eccie.net/

[Brazil]

:tu I like the girl friend experience tbh

[baseline bum]

:tu I like the girl friend experience tbh

Is that when they ask for a tip tbh?

[Brazil]

Is that when they ask for a tip tbh?

they usually announce the price in advance brah

[Buddy Mignon]

:tu I like the girl friend experience tbh

You cant afford the gf experience.

[DJR210]

Can't see why anyone would want to pay for a simulated GF. Cuddled up and kissing a broad who has probably sucked at least a dozen dicks within the last day or so..no thanks

[RD2191]

Can't see why anyone would want to pay for a simulated GF. Cuddled up and kissing a broad who has probably sucked at least a dozen dicks within the last day or so..no thanks

[kobe4life]

Cuddled up and kissing a broad who has probably sucked at least a dozen dicks within the last day or so..no thanks

That describes the majority of american woman :lol.

[The Gemini Method]

Pretty much. ^^ Most ladies you'll come across has already had at least one strange penis in an orifice not that much of a stretch that a girl you be taxing might have upwards of 5-20 being that is the range of plausibility.

[baseline bum]

they usually announce the price in advance brah

Girl friend experience would be to ask for more at the end to be authentic tbh. Do you pay them to bitch when you leave too?

[mrsmaalox]

So you guys are virgins who only get with other virgins?

[Koolaid_Man]

So you guys are virgins who only get with other virgins?

Hey baby.....Do you smoke weed?

[Buddy Mignon]

Can't see why anyone would want to pay for a simulated GF. Cuddled up and kissing a broad who has probably sucked at least a dozen dicks within the last day or so..no thanks

Your paying regardless. Unless you have a broad that takes care of you its costing you to date a woman... especially a good looking one. The dinners... the movies... the gifts... the concerts... the vacations... it's all for the pussy. Unless you are a smooth operator like myself that can entice them, fuck them and leave them, then it will cost you.

[Buddy Mignon]

Is that when they ask for a tip tbh?

The girlfriend experience is typically a service thats offered to discreet wealthy men that want the experience of having a gf without having to take her home or talk to her everyday. If you can afford it these are the best experiences that a man can have with a woman. She'll cook for you, shop for you, travel with you, fuck and suck you at any given moment. Then once you're done with her you never hear from her until you call her again. These girls are normally high end... $2000 an hour or a weekend package for like $15k. You'll find a lot of cheap escorts offering the gf experience but its hardly worth your time or money. Thats like buying a $50 rib eye at Dennys... no one should be that stupid.

[xmas1997]

So you guys are virgins who only get with other virgins?

They use blow-up dolls.

[The Gemini Method]

Just the tip. I promise.

[Koolaid_Man]

The girlfriend experience is typically a service thats offered to discreet wealthy men that want the experience of having a gf without having to take her home or talk to her everyday. If you can afford it these are the best experiences that a man can have with a woman. She'll cook for you, shop for you, travel with you, fuck and suck you at any given moment. Then once you're done with her you never hear from her until you call her again. These girls are normally high end... $2000 an hour or a weekend package for like $15k. You'll find a lot of cheap escorts offering the gf experience but its hardly worth your time or money. Thats like buying a $50 rib eye at Dennys... no one should be that stupid.

You my homie. .but this shit is funny as fuck....I just can't do it man...not when I can get it for free...lol a weekend package at 15k. LMFAO....Just how much fucking is that. Lol ain't worth it to me...I'm not dropping that coin bro...lol....if I get hungry imma hit up a Waffle house. ...

[Brazil]

Girl friend experience would be to ask for more at the end to be authentic tbh. Do you pay them to bitch when you leave too?

the more is already included in the gf experience

[Brazil]

You cant afford the gf experience.

:lol like you have a clue dummy

[DJR210]

That describes the majority of american woman :lol.


Pretty much. ^^ Most ladies you'll come across has already had at least one strange penis in an orifice not that much of a stretch that a girl you be taxing might have upwards of 5-20 being that is the range of plausibility.

Look at the original post..

"within the last day or so"

:lol what kind of women are you two associating with?

[The Gemini Method]

Look at the original post..

"within the last day or so"

:lol what kind of women are you two associating with?

The easy kind. No I didn't take into account the OPs usage of time--I meant overall in general.

[DJR210]

Your paying regardless. Unless you have a broad that takes care of you its costing you to date a woman... especially a good looking one. The dinners... the movies... the gifts... the concerts... the vacations... it's all for the pussy. Unless you are a smooth operator like myself that can entice them, fuck them and leave them, then it will cost you.

Fake internet life

[Koolaid_Man]

Fake internet life

You a real internet life....your 8 STD's and all :lmao

[baseline bum]

What's the most roses you niggas ever paid?

[ohmwrecker]

Luva's fag hag roommate is an escort.

[DJR210]

You a real internet life....your 8 STD's and all :lmao

:lol rush to the aid of your paki girlfriend faggot

[DD]

What's the most roses you niggas ever paid?

Are we factoring in the price of the yayo beforehand?

In Dubai you can can 2 persian broads for 1400 dirhams (around 400usd)

[DJR210]

I'd like to hit the red light district in Amsterdam tbh, best in the world. Smoke some grade A in a coffee shop, then head over and view the merchandise in the windows..

[Koolaid_Man]

I'd like to hit the red light district in Amsterdam tbh, best in the world. Smoke some grade A in a coffee shop, then head over and view the merchandise in the windows..

with what money? :lmao keeping dreaming Mexican

[DJR210]

with what money? :lmao keeping dreaming Mexican

:lol fake internet life

[RD2191]

Had one back in early 2000s. Good gas mileage.

[DJR210]

Had one back in early 2000s. Good gas mileage.

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

I'd like to hit the red light district in Amsterdam tbh, best in the world. Smoke some grade A in a coffee shop, then head over and view the merchandise in the windows..

At The Bulldog? Very nice. But I don't recall seeing anything but real pale waifish Anne Frank looking girls. But there's tons of gorgeous tourists from all over the world who want some fun too, so why bother with those chicks? The sex shows have much more attractive girls than the windows.

[Koolaid_Man]

At The Bulldog? Very nice. But I don't recall seeing anything but real pale waifish Anne Frank looking girls. But there's tons of gorgeous tourists from all over the world who want some fun too, so why bother with those chicks? The sex shows have much more attractive girls than the windows.

So you like pussy too? I knew you were a closet fucking freak babe...

[baseline bum]

Are we factoring in the price of the yayo beforehand?

In Dubai you can can 2 persian broads for 1400 dirhams (around 400usd)

Can't say I'm a big fan of two at a time; it doesn't seem like a good deal since I'm paying two bitches full price but only fucking them half as hard tbh.

[mrsmaalox]

So you like pussy too? I knew you were a closet fucking freak babe...

No I don't. But that's why I can objectively look at those women and tell him which girls are more attractive.

[baseline bum]

At The Bulldog? Very nice. But I don't recall seeing anything but real pale waifish Anne Frank looking girls. But there's tons of gorgeous tourists from all over the world who want some fun too, so why bother with those chicks? The sex shows have much more attractive girls than the windows.

Woooaaahhhhh! They have 14 year-old girls!?!?!?!

[mrsmaalox]

Woooaaahhhhh! They have 14 year-old girls!?!?!?!

Wait what? Did I say 14 somewhere cuz I'm not seeing it. Or was that AF's age?

[Koolaid_Man]

No I don't. But that's why I can objectively look at those women and tell him which girls are more attractive.

You don't have to front for me babe...I don't think there's nothing wrong at all with you muff diving and shit...you probably know how to eat that shit very well :lol

[pubic hair]

http://www.pascha.de/en/
This place is a fucking buffet. 50 Euro. Any-ting yoo want. party long time.

just stay off the 7th floor.

[DJR210]

At The Bulldog? Very nice. But I don't recall seeing anything but real pale waifish Anne Frank looking girls. But there's tons of gorgeous tourists from all over the world who want some fun too, so why bother with those chicks? The sex shows have much more attractive girls than the windows.

Convenience and the experience really

[Buddy Mignon]

You my homie. .but this shit is funny as fuck....I just can't do it man...not when I can get it for free...lol a weekend package at 15k. LMFAO....Just how much fucking is that. Lol ain't worth it to me...I'm not dropping that coin bro...lol....if I get hungry imma hit up a Waffle house. ...

I've never paid for it, homie. I grew up around the game... so my mouthpiece is all I need. You already know how i get down. I can talk a bitch up out those panties real quick.

[Koolaid_Man]

I've never paid for it, homie. I grew up around the game... so my mouthpiece is all I need. You already know how i get down. I can talk a bitch up out those panties real quick.


Fosho man...I already know the deal with you...got dam muthafucking Pimp....these cats are so far left with that Nuru shit till it ain't even funny :lol

[Buddy Mignon]

Fosho man...I already know the deal with you...got dam muthafucking Pimp....these cats are so far left with that Nuru shit till it ain't even funny :lol



Lol... actually, I'm down with Nuru... google that and find you a girl that's down for that. A Nuru massage will run you about $250. And its worth every dime.

[DD]

Can't say I'm a big fan of two at a time; it doesn't seem like a good deal since I'm paying two bitches full price but only fucking them half as hard tbh.

Oh they'll both be getting it full-throttle if you hit up the pharmacy that's literally right next to the York (the go-to hotel if you're just passing through).

[baseline bum]

Oh they'll both be getting it full-throttle if you hit up the pharmacy that's literally right next to the York (the go-to hotel if you're just passing through).

I still feel like it's a rip off when the bitch only has to work half as hard, being that I can only be in one at a time.

[DJR210]

Lol... actually, I'm down with Naru...

FIFY

[DD]

I still feel like it's a rip off when the bitch only has to work half as hard, being that I can only be in one at a time.

Dude, you're passing through an international brothel and you're most likely drunk and having a good time...you ain't crunching #'s