Women vs Men

[Avante]

You spill a little drink on the rug......

men...big fucking deal!
women...you ruined the rug!!!!!!!

HDTV

men...I need a Samsung 48inch 1440p at least.
women....yawn!

Sex

men....I'm horny.
women....you ignore me all week, don't meet my emotional needs and really think I'm going to want to make love to someone that selfish with their time?
men...:rolleyes


$$$$$$

men...it's tight this month, ok?
women...I need my hair and nails done, ya know.

son comes in crying, been in a fight.

men....good, don't take no shit.
women...my poor poor baby, what can mama do?

[ChumpDumper]

Even women know that a 1440p television would be useless for broadcast purposes.

[DJR210]

Avante: I want to watch football, it's opening kickoff!

Judy: Bullshit you fucking little bitch, put your flowered skirt back on and get out there and do your chores. Those hummingbirds aren't gonna feed themfuckingselves!

[DJR210]

Even women know that a 1440p television would be useless for broadcast purposes.

:lol even women know TV's don't come in 48 inch models

[ChumpDumper]

Avante's got some work to do spinning this one.

"I said at least, dummy!

[Venti Quattro]

Avante: I want to watch football, it's opening kickoff!

Judy: Bullshit you fucking little bitch, put your flowered skirt back on and get out there and do your chores. Those hummingbirds aren't gonna feed themfuckingselves!
:lmao :lmao

[Avante]

Avante: I want to watch football, it's opening kickoff!

Judy: Bullshit you fucking little bitch, put your flowered skirt back on and get out there and do your chores. Those hummingbirds aren't gonna feed themfuckingselves!

mommy....do you ever do anything besides sit in front of that thing?
DJR210...but it's fun, especially Avante.
mommy....Avante, Avante, that's all you ever talk about.

[Avante]

:lol even women know TV's don't come in 48 inch models

What is that I'm watching?

[DJR210]

Avante: My chores are done, can I please watch football now?

Judy: You shut your fucking mouth you pussy. Now I need you to clean underneath the refridgerator, then take this check down to Bank to make the mortgage payment. And when you're done with that, Mommy needs her toenails clipped and painted. Tell your little online friends you're gonna have a busy day today bitch.

Avante: Yes ma'am, I'm sorry

[DJR210]

What is that I'm watching?

50 inch corner to corner presumably, but I truly believe you're on a Montgomery Wards CRT console with the woodgrain panel tbh.

[ChumpDumper]

What is that I'm watching?Not a 1440p TV.

[Franklin]

general definition of a woman: life supporting system of a pussy
strict definition (excluding young girls and dotards): Human beings who don't have dicks but can reproduce.

[Avante]

Avante: My chores are done, can I please watch football now?

Judy: You shut your fucking mouth you pussy. Now I need you to clean underneath the refridgerator, then take this check down to Bank to make the mortgage payment. And when you're done with that, Mommy needs her toenails clipped and painted. Tell your little online friends you're gonna have a busy day today bitch.

Avante: Yes ma'am, I'm sorry


Little man we all have things we are good at and things we suck at, ok? Trust me, that sort of thing you suck at.,....ok?

[Avante]

50 inch corner to corner presumably, but I truly believe you're on a Montgomery Wards CRT console with the woodgrain panel tbh.

Big silver letters....SAMSUNG...and I could have swore it said 48 inch at Target.

[DJR210]

Little man we all have things we are good at and things we suck at, ok? Trust me, that sort of thing you suck at.,....ok?

I'm glad I'll be able to enjoy opening kickoff this weekend :tu


Big silver letters....SAMSUNG...and I could have swore it said 48 inch at Target.

Trust me, you suck at this....ok? It's 50.

[Avante]

I'm glad I'll be able to enjoy opening kickoff this weekend :tu

Opening kickoff tomorrow night:toast

[DJR210]

Opening kickoff tomorrow night:toast

Chores, chores, chores.

[ChumpDumper]

Hey Avante, which stations broadcast in 1440p?

[Avante]

Hmmmmm?

Big Savings on 48 inch samsung TV Free 2-Day Shipping w/Amazon Prime!

[Jeff Leppard]

general definition of a woman: life supporting system of a pussy
strict definition (excluding young girls and dotards): Human beings who don't have dicks but can reproduce.

You have the worst schtick in the history of the internet.

[Avante]

Chores, chores, chores.

Whoa whoa whoa....chores? Are you kidding me?

The first NFL game of the year comes before everything but a death in the family/child birth, and then I'd have to DVR it.

[ohmwrecker]

You've already done this thread.

[Avante]

You've already done this thread.

Dude, stop worrying about posters...ok? If you don't want to talk about the topic, then don't be here....ok? I might make another thread just like this one tomorrow..ok?

Little man what's with this chronic wahwahwah of yours?

[bigzak25]

Dementia.

[Avante]

Dementia.




to medicate, or not to medicate...that is the question.

if i don't medicate, then i must exercise extreme self control, which i have been unable to do in the past.

if i do medicate, then i feel uncomfortable in my own skin. very eerie feeling.

last resort is pot which i know would get many votes on this site, but is not an option as i don't want to be a bad example for my son and i need to get a jobby job.



advice asshole....take your meds,ok?

[bigzak25]

Asshole dementia.

[Avante]

Asshole dementia.

Don't mess with me ya sick bitch, got it?

[bigzak25]

No children, no women, no elderly.

[DJR210]

Dementia.

Alzheimer's too




Big Savings on 48 inch samsung TV Free 2-Day Shipping w/Amazon Prime!

Only confirmed pussies shop for less than a 50 inch TV

[Avante]

Alzheimer's too



Only confirmed pussies shop for less than a 50 inch TV

Only total morons say stupid shit like...


even women know TV's don't come in 48 inch models

[Avante]

No children, no women, no elderly.

Why not hunt CN or Chump down ok slick, they are more on your level. Now scram.

[bigzak25]

You scram mr. Wilson.

[TheyCallMePro]

I just don't understand why women don't seem to enjoy life. They're always so fucking depressed. And it's every fucking day. I always make a point to tell them that I'm SO FUCKING HAPPY TODAY and they can't stand it. It's like they want to be always emotionally wrecked by something. Even by the smallest things.

I wish I was gay. I'm fucking serious. That line about "Can't live with em, can't live without em" is so true. Fucking Michael Sam is so lucky he never has to deal with this shit.

[Avante]

I just don't understand why women don't seem to enjoy life. They're always so fucking depressed. And it's every fucking day. I always make a point to tell them that I'm SO FUCKING HAPPY TODAY and they can't stand it. It's like they want to be always emotionally wrecked by something. Even by the smallest things.

I wish I was gay. I'm fucking serious. That line about "Can't live with em, can't live without em" is so true. They drive me absolutely nuts.


My mom and sisters and other women I've known, not so much Judy seem to struggle with degrees. They have no sense of importance. There is no.....no big deal....everything is a..... big deal.

[Avante]

You scram mr. Wilson.

Dude, did you really say......you scram mr. Wilson...?

I apologze my friend, I see how things are, good luck.

[Red Hawk #21]

Avante: My chores are done, can I please watch football now?

Judy: You shut your fucking mouth you pussy. Now I need you to clean underneath the refridgerator, then take this check down to Bank to make the mortgage payment. And when you're done with that, Mommy needs her toenails clipped and painted. Tell your little online friends you're gonna have a busy day today bitch.

Avante: Yes ma'am, I'm sorry

:rollin

[lebomb]

Kool_aid.......... hey guhl get dem purty lil white lips ova hurr and gobble deez nuts
Missy Ann........ No problem baby, anything for my niggra. I dont even care if M>S finds out his g/f is lickin Kools ball sack.
Kool_aid ........ its all to tha good, everyone knows at least one cuck, and M>S is the king of cuckage. Now gets ta work hoe.
Missy Ann....... gobble, gobble, smmurfff, errrr, cough, cough, cough, hack.......
Kool-aid......... dets enough hoe. Let me call my boy now, cuz we gonna DP det ass!!!!
Missy Ann .......... (in a whiney voice) Ohhhhhhhh Kooool....my big black mandingan warrior!!!

[Buddy Mignon]

The same cocksuckers that derail thread after thread with worthless jibberish are the same people that call for the ban of other posters. Fucking ST paparazzis. Lol... that's the new name I've coined for these absolute losers... ST Paparazzis... where ever you go... here they come.