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Joseph Kony
09-04-2014, 12:57 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-i-learned-at-the-creation-museum

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr08/6/10/enhanced-22040-1391701707-11.jpg

:lmao

Chinook
09-04-2014, 01:20 PM
:rollin

baseline bum
09-04-2014, 01:25 PM
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http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr06/5/1/enhanced-29019-1391582176-4.jpg

spurraider21
09-04-2014, 01:43 PM
2. Animals used logs from trees knocked down by the great flood as rafts to get to different continents.

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr07/6/10/enhanced-2246-1391701685-2.jpg

baseline bum
09-04-2014, 01:45 PM
2. Animals used logs from trees knocked down by the great flood as rafts to get to different continents.

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr07/6/10/enhanced-2246-1391701685-2.jpg

That was good, but I still don't think it trumps using Skyrim and Game of Thrones as a source for what happened to the dinosaurs tbh

Joseph Kony
09-04-2014, 01:46 PM
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr05/6/10/enhanced-4651-1391701986-7.jpg



T-Rex eating a salad :lmao :lmao

RD2191
09-04-2014, 01:46 PM
2. Animals used logs from trees knocked down by the great flood as rafts to get to different continents.

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr07/6/10/enhanced-2246-1391701685-2.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/k4omNCD.gif

Joseph Kony
09-04-2014, 01:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/k4omNCD.gif

Even this nigga Rob laughing at this shit :lol

baseline bum
09-04-2014, 01:49 PM
If I was a billionaire I'd buy the land right next to that museum, build a LOL Creationists Museum, and have exactly the same exhibits tbh.

spurraider21
09-04-2014, 01:56 PM
can't believe Tom Hanks in Castaway is their theory for distribution of species :lol

baseline bum
09-04-2014, 02:00 PM
can't believe Tom Hanks in Castaway is their theory for distribution of species :lol

Because of the Flood the waters were moving faster though. The tree rafts were like hopping onto a 737 back 4300 years ago.

cantthinkofanything
09-04-2014, 02:05 PM
Because of the Flood the waters were moving faster though. The tree rafts were like hopping onto a 737 back 4300 years ago.

a 737...or...A G6!!!!!!

9e38RxaeMmo

spurraider21
09-04-2014, 02:08 PM
Because of the Flood the waters were moving faster though. The tree rafts were like hopping onto a 737 back 4300 years ago.
http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/09/evil_eye_baby-81189.gif

Blake
09-04-2014, 02:12 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17c04yoshvss8jpg/original.jpg

DJR210
09-04-2014, 02:21 PM
:lol My mom gets so angry when I question the church

RD2191
09-04-2014, 02:31 PM
Yeah, most of that shit is plain retarded. Tbh. :lol

Chinook
09-04-2014, 02:44 PM
I'd rather they act like some of my relatives and just pretend that dinosaurs didnt exist and that their bones are the devil's way to temp people toward blasphemy. I can understand people living with their heads in the sand. I can't understand them just making things up and saying them with a straight face.

Chinook
09-04-2014, 02:47 PM
2. Animals used logs from trees knocked down by the great flood as rafts to get to different continents.

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr07/6/10/enhanced-2246-1391701685-2.jpg

Lol and the mystery as to why conservatives deny global warming is solved. The whole concept of climate and how that affects species is lost on them.

spurraider21
09-04-2014, 02:56 PM
i can imagine hordes of kangaroos rafting towards australia together

cantthinkofanything
09-04-2014, 02:59 PM
i can imagine hordes of kangaroos rafting towards australia together

yeah...constantly kicking each other off the raft. but their tail would be an awesome rudder

cantthinkofanything
09-04-2014, 03:00 PM
http://www.worlddreambank.org/P/PEGDRIM2.JPG

cantthinkofanything
09-04-2014, 03:00 PM
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/123/a/f/spore__prehistoric_tundra_ulie_by_threecats0430-d4ydng3.jpg

cantthinkofanything
09-04-2014, 03:01 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bEKkXkACk4g/UxlcuohiRiI/AAAAAAAAFxY/qNX4OsaivGY/s400/baby+sacrifice+paraspiracy.com%EF%80%A2home%EF%80% A2%EF%80%A5p=2360.jpg

cantthinkofanything
09-04-2014, 03:02 PM
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0zaD2bTY7x60VJdCH9L4MOCGf4x4fo Z2_HcmrWz7idKbHsx3nkQ

xmas1997
09-04-2014, 05:47 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17c04yoshvss8jpg/original.jpg

:lmao
Surfing dinosaurs!

xmas1997
09-04-2014, 05:50 PM
I'd rather they act like some of my relatives and just pretend that dinosaurs didnt exist and that their bones are the devil's way to temp people toward blasphemy. I can understand people living with their heads in the sand. I can't understand them just making things up and saying them with a straight face.

I can, it goes on here at this site by the trolls on a consistent basis!

Chinook
09-04-2014, 05:57 PM
I can, it goes on here at this site by the trolls on a consistent basis!

You're seriously turning this thread into another battleground? Everyone was agreeing so nicely...

SnakeBoy
09-04-2014, 05:59 PM
https://i.imgflip.com/81ttk.jpg

Blake
09-04-2014, 06:01 PM
4% "it's just an allegory"

RD2191
09-04-2014, 06:02 PM
https://i.imgflip.com/81ttk.jpg

Rofl

SnakeBoy
09-04-2014, 06:07 PM
4% "it's just an allegory"

You have some cum on your face.

RD2191
09-04-2014, 06:20 PM
You have some cum on your face.

:lmao

xmas1997
09-04-2014, 08:56 PM
You have some cum on your face.


:lmao

:rollin

xmas1997
09-04-2014, 08:58 PM
You're seriously turning this thread into another battleground? Everyone was agreeing so nicely...

Not really, just stating the truth.

It's on them if they can't handle the truth.

Blake
09-04-2014, 08:59 PM
You have some cum on your face.

How can you tell with all that shit on yours

Flawless
09-04-2014, 10:35 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17c04yoshvss8jpg/original.jpg

:lmao

Joseph Kony
09-05-2014, 01:07 AM
Hey queers keep your latent homosexual feelings out of my thread and go whine about trolls or whatever in a different thread kthx :tu