Joan Rivers Bit It

[Fpoonsie]

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/joan-rivers-dead-81/story?id=25160389

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[cantthinkofanything]

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/joan-rivers-dead-81/story?id=25160389

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RIP to the Queen of Comedy. She was a true original.

[Fpoonsie]

RIP to the Queen of Comedy.

lol You mixin' it up, fam? http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sass2.png

[cantthinkofanything]

she was the comedic inspiration for many after her...Mitch Hedberg, Hannible Burress, Lucille Ball, and Deborah Messing.

[DD]

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[Fpoonsie]

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[cantthinkofanything]

one little known fact is that Joan was one of the pioneers of scat porn.

[Pauly D]

OP: :cry "She said mean and insensitive things! Good riddance! !! :cry

[CosmicCowboy]

I'm just surprised people are surprised.

Your heart stops when you are a mile from the closest hospital in New York traffic and you are fucked.

[DJR210]

Literally seconds after scat porn is mentioned, a certain poster appears from thin air..

[cantthinkofanything]

in her spare time, she also experimented printing up little soldiers on her 3D printer

[Darth_Pelican]

It would suck to die just hours before the beginning of the NFL season.

[Fpoonsie]

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[cantthinkofanything]

It would suck to die just hours before the beginning of the NFL season.

Joan had a sweet tooth for NFL football. Her favorite team was the Batshit Lucifers.

[cantthinkofanything]

and yes...her death was caused by...yep...

JONAh063x70

[lefty]

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[lefty]

But srsly,











Did she dieded?

[cantthinkofanything]

But srsly,





Did she dieded?

YESSS. HER HEARTS SHOOSTED A VEIN AND SHE DIEDED

[leemajors]

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[The Gemini Method]

Cantthink is illuminati. R.I.P

[Brazil]

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:lol

stolen

[DisAsTerBot]

rip legend

[TeyshaBlue]

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[cantthinkofanything]

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[cantthinkofanything]

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[cantthinkofanything]

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[cantthinkofanything]

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[cantthinkofanything]

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[SupremeGuy]

She was a funny bitch and truly original. RIP

[lefty]

4chan, get to work !!!!

[cantthinkofanything]

One of my favorite "Joanisms" is passing out in the drivethrough at 2 AM.

[hater]

She was supposed to be funny?

Did she die getting her face stretched?

[Infinite_limit]

Arguably the funniest & ballsiest comedian on American National Television

[cantthinkofanything]

She was supposed to be funny?

Did she die getting her face stretched?


:lol

[cantthinkofanything]

Arguably the funniest & ballsiest comedian on American National Television

one of my favorite scenes is when she was ghost hunting and knocked over the candelabra and caught the drapes on fire. the thought of her jumping up and down on the fire with that crazy look still makes me laugh.

[unforeseen]

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[Pauly D]

I'm confused by cantthinkofanything and OP's weird obsessive bitterness towards her. I've literally never seen her perform in any way but when every comic in the business praises someone, and I mean even before today, I tend to believe they're probably pretty damn good

[xmas1997]

I'm confused by cantthinkofanything and OP's weird obsessive bitterness towards her. I've literally never seen her perform in any way but when every comic in the business praises someone, and I mean even before today, I tend to believe they're probably pretty damn good

She was a wit, and very innovative for her time.

She wasn't one of my favorites, but she was still funny.

We have some really sick and demented trolls on here who were never taught a shred of respect for their elders by their demented sick parents unfortunately.

Some on here, SBM has listed them a few times already in a couple of threads, give one a great justification to back abortions. :lol

[SnakeBoy]

I'm confused by cantthinkofanything and OP's weird obsessive bitterness towards her. I've literally never seen her perform in any way but when every comic in the business praises someone, and I mean even before today, I tend to believe they're probably pretty damn good

Her schtick was that she never showed any respect towards anyone or anything. What goes around...

[hater]

I still have a hard time believing she was considered a comedian :lol

[leemajors]

I still have a hard time believing she was considered a comedian :lol

She did stand up off and on for about 50 years.

[bigzak25]

Rip.

[Pauly D]

Her schtick was that she never showed any respect towards anyone or anything. What goes around...

That's a funny statement considering every comic out there is singing their praises all over social media today. But look out for those message board posters!!!

[mrsmaalox]

That's a funny statement considering every comic out there is singing their praises all over social media today. But look out for those message board posters!!!

Well on a message board such as this, where the age span covers about 50 years, there are going to be a lot of people that just don't know her enough to give a fuck, or will judge her from when they've been aware of her, only for the last 5 or 10 years. Just like there's always the "music these days sucks" and "black and white movies suck" crowds. Doesn't mean anything really except that there is no appreciation for anything that isn't relative to their current lives. That's fine, we all do it to a certain extent.

I was never a big fan but I can appreciate her contributions to stand up comedy and especially the trails she blazed for women in show business. RIP

[xmas1997]

Well on a message board such as this, where the age span covers about 50 years, there are going to be a lot of people that just don't know her enough to give a fuck, or will judge her from when they've been aware of her, only for the last 5 or 10 years. Just like there's always the "music these days sucks" and "black and white movies suck" crowds. Doesn't mean anything really except that there is no appreciation for anything that isn't relative to their current lives. That's fine, we all do it to a certain extent.

I was never a big fan but I can appreciate her contributions to stand up comedy and especially the trails she blazed for women in show business. RIP

Bravo for you, well said IMHO.

[Pauly D]

Well on a message board such as this, where the age span covers about 50 years, there are going to be a lot of people that just don't know her enough to give a fuck, or will judge her from when they've been aware of her, only for the last 5 or 10 years. Just like there's always the "music these days sucks" and "black and white movies suck" crowds. Doesn't mean anything really except that there is no appreciation for anything that isn't relative to their current lives. That's fine, we all do it to a certain extent.

I was never a big fan but I can appreciate her contributions to stand up comedy and especially the trails she blazed for women in show business. RIP

I'm 25. I'm one of those people who doesn't know shit about her. But I'll put my belief in people like Jim Norton, Opie and Anthony, Sherrod Small, Ron White, Robert Kelly, Jesse Joyce, and I'm sure a bunch of bigger names that I don't follow


She was a wit, and very innovative for her time.

She wasn't one of my favorites, but she was still funny.

We have some really sick and demented trolls on here who were never taught a shred of respect for their elders by their demented sick parents unfortunately.

Some on here, SBM has listed them a few times already in a couple of threads, give one a great justification to back abortions. :lol

We're coming from different angles here. I was just saying they're lame as shit cause they're either completely ignorant or bitter towards her cause she said some super honest stuff

[HI-FI]

women by nature aren't that funny, similar to children. but Rivers was actually funny and had bigger balls than most in the business. Rest in Peace.

[TDMVPDPOY]

2 comedic greats RIP this year :(

[SnakeBoy]

That's a funny statement considering every comic out there is singing their praises all over social media today. But look out for those message board posters!!!

What's really funny is message board posters getting all sensitive about Joan Rivers death. She made a living making fun of other peoples deaths, including her own husbands suicide. If she could speak from the grave, she make raunchy jokes about how she died.

[leemajors]

What's really funny is message board posters getting all sensitive about Joan Rivers death. She made a living making fun of other peoples deaths, including her own husbands suicide. If she could speak from the grave, she make raunchy jokes about how she died.

very true

[Koolaid_Man]

Joan Rivers deserves to be dead....and I for one don't feel sorry....am I being insensitive? well just ask her..I know I don't have no sympathy for this bitch just as she had none for the innocent civilians of Palestine

Joan Rivers: Palestinians deserve to die, they started this war (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2719688/Youre-dead-deserve-dead-started-Joan-Rivers-astonishing-attack-stupid-Palestinians.html)tIibX4Drzxs

[Pauly D]

What's really funny is message board posters getting all sensitive about Joan Rivers death. She made a living making fun of other peoples deaths, including her own husbands suicide. If she could speak from the grave, she make raunchy jokes about how she died.

I agree. I hope you're not including me in that category


Joan Rivers deserves to be dead....and I for one don't feel sorry....am I being insensitive? well just ask her..I know I don't have no sympathy for this bitch just as she had none for the innocent civilians of Palestine

Joan Rivers: Palestinians deserve to die, they started this war (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2719688/Youre-dead-deserve-dead-started-Joan-Rivers-astonishing-attack-stupid-Palestinians.html)tIibX4Drzxs

:lmao replace "Drake" with "Joan Rivers" in your sig and that's you

[Heath Ledger]

Oh well at least she died doing what she loved. (surgery)

[Heath Ledger]

very true

She has a very valid point. The jews are sick of being fucked with they want peace, you fuck with them they carry a big stick in return. The continue to prop up Hamas who does not have anyones best interest or safety in mind.

[Joseph Kony]

She has a very valid point. The jews are sick of being fucked with they want peace, you fuck with them they carry a big stick in return. The continue to prop up Hamas who does not have anyones best interest or safety in mind.

what a completely retarded and misinformed opinion. aren't you like 50? lmao :cry the jews just want peace :cry

[Heath Ledger]

what a completely retarded and misinformed opinion. aren't you like 50? lmao :cry the jews just want peace :cry


I suggest you take some history lessons. And also learn about the motives of Hamas. They don't give a fuck about the safety of the citizens of Palestine. They co ntinue to fire rockets each and every time there has been a peace or ceasefire agreement. Israel dropped leaflets and also called every known phone # in palestine telling people to get the fuck out. Hamas encouraged people to stay knowing there would be mass civillian casualties to prop up the anti Israel agenda.

[Pauly D]

Oh boy. This thread could get out of hand

[Joseph Kony]

:lmao

You act like I'm defending those towel heads. I'm not. But to suggest Israel is just some misunderstood jews who want nothing but peace is a laughable and demonstrably false assertion

[cantthinkofanything]

:lmao

You act like I'm defending those towel heads. I'm not. But to suggest Israel is just some misunderstood jews who want nothing but peace is a laughable and demonstrably false assertion

what do you think the Jews want? they're just trying to go about their business. regardless of being surrounded by countries that would like to wipe them off the earth. they show an amazing amount of restraint under the circumstances. with the unprovoked rocket attacks, they'd be totally justified in destroying Palestine.

[Brazil]

what do you think the Jews want? they're just trying to go about their business. regardless of being surrounded by countries that would like to wipe them off the earth. they show an amazing amount of restraint under the circumstances. with the unprovoked rocket attacks, they'd be totally justified in destroying Palestine.

dear god

[CosmicCowboy]

Oh well at least she died doing what she loved. (surgery)

:lmao

rack

[CosmicCowboy]

:lmao

You act like I'm defending those towel heads. I'm not. But to suggest Israel is just some misunderstood jews who want nothing but peace is a laughable and demonstrably false assertion

If New Jersey was lobbing missiles into New York I guarantee they would blow the fuck out of New Jersey.

[Joseph Kony]

y'all are some seriously dumb brainwashed motherfuckers :lol

fuck jews. a group of people thinking they're ordained by god as the chosen ones? with the apartheid? yeah how on earth could anyone not like them :rolleyes

:lol "unprovoked" missile attacks

[cantthinkofanything]

y'all are some seriously dumb brainwashed motherfuckers :lol

fuck jews. a group of people thinking they're ordained by god as the chosen ones? with the apartheid? yeah how on earth could anyone not like them :rolleyes

:lol "unprovoked" missile attacks

doesn't matter what they are. they're a generally peaceful people who just happened to settle in a shitty place. but they also happen to be able to defend themselves. I guess you also think when a woman is raped, she deserves it because she is wearing dance panties.

[bigzak25]

Jews need to learn to build up and not out.

[CosmicCowboy]

Why do the blacks (or alleged blacks) in here side with Hamas?

[tlongII]

Why do the blacks (or alleged blacks) in here side with Hamas?

Black muslims tbh.

[SnakeBoy]

Jews need to learn to build up and not out.

Muslims need to learn they can't fight worth a damn and stop doing things to provoke getting their ass kicked.

[Heath Ledger]

y'all are some seriously dumb brainwashed motherfuckers :lol

fuck jews. a group of people thinking they're ordained by god as the chosen ones? with the apartheid? yeah how on earth could anyone not like them :rolleyes

:lol "unprovoked" missile attacks


Aren't you even a little curious at how Israel even exists? All of the conflicts, so overwhelmingly outmanned for all of those years yet there they are. Tough sonsabitches. There just may be something to them being the chosen ones...

[cantthinkofanything]

as a final fuck you to Joan, her funeral will be private which is directly opposite of what she wanted.

[hater]

She did stand up off and on for about 50 years.

sorry guy but this is not funny. This is supposed to be her best jokes :lol she sucked

How Joan Rivers is keeping us laughing Joan Rivers: Queen of Comedy
- My mother never told me a thing. I asked my mother, "Where am I from? She gave me a fake address in Cleveland."
- I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- I was so flat, I used to put Xs on my chest and write, "You are here."
On home life:
- I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later, you have to start all over again.
- I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get off my property."
- Grandchildren can be annoying -- how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.

[leemajors]

sorry guy but this is not funny. This is supposed to be her best jokes :lol she sucked

How Joan Rivers is keeping us laughing Joan Rivers: Queen of Comedy
- My mother never told me a thing. I asked my mother, "Where am I from? She gave me a fake address in Cleveland."
- I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- I was so flat, I used to put Xs on my chest and write, "You are here."
On home life:
- I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later, you have to start all over again.
- I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get off my property."
- Grandchildren can be annoying -- how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.

so you've never seen her do stand up, got it. gmafb quoting one liners.

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao

rack

aren't you too fucking old to be saying shit like that old man....

[Joseph Kony]

Aren't you even a little curious at how Israel even exists? All of the conflicts, so overwhelmingly outmanned for all of those years yet there they are. Tough sonsabitches. There just may be something to them being the chosen ones...

If Hitler wasn't so retarded from shooting up meth on the regular those hooked nose rats would be extinct. They exist still because America is their bitch and they control the banks. In a strictly combative sense they are indeed some tough as nails mofos but that doesn't really detract from my statement. Jews are a plague on the earth