For you Obiwan

[batman2883]

Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. "I finished the Oreo's."

16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."

15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby."

14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever."

13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the SuperBowl."

12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."

11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."

10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"

9. "I'm jealous. Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"

8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"

7. "Get your *own* ice cream."

6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."

5. "Got milk?"

4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."

3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"

2. "Retaining water ? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."

And the Number 1 Fatal Thing To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant..

1. "You don't have the guts to pull that trigger."

[Horry For 3!]

17. "I finished the Oreo's."
That would piss me off.

[Marklar MM]

It hurts to pass kidney stones... :(.

Glad I have none.

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao :lmao :lmao


Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. "I finished the Oreo's." :makemyday

11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt." :flipoff

8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?" :depressed

7. "Get your *own* ice cream." :makemyday

3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!" :oops

1. "You don't have the guts to pull that trigger."

[batman2883]

13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect

[1Parker1]

13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect


ALL VERY TRUE!

[batman2883]

Man ive got the most pimped out avatar now.....can anyone guess what its from?

[Ishta]

You know if my husband would have said, or done any of those things when I was pregnant with my first child, we wouldn't have out other two daughtershttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smiangel.gif

[Horry For 3!]

Man ive got the most pimped out avatar now.....can anyone guess what its from?
The Raven or some shit....I think I know. Isn't it from a movie?

[batman2883]

Yeah its from the best movie of all time.....you were close but no cookie

[Horry For 3!]

The Crow and I am right.

[Horry For 3!]

Bruce Lee's son died while he was doing a gun scene in The Crow, I think...

[batman2883]

Yeah you are right it is the Crow, he got shot by a blank bullet but the velocity of a shell that was lodged in the barrell of the pistol actually shot him like a real bullet and killed him.....such a tragedy part 1 was the only good one

[Horry For 3!]

Yeah you are right it is the Crow, he got shot by a blank bullet but the velocity of a shell that was lodged in the barrell of the pistol actually shot him like a real bullet and killed him.....such a tragedy part 1 was the only good one
Yeah, they did something on E! about him and I remember them talking about that.

[batman2883]

Yeah i love that movie, thats what my signature is from too

[Horry For 3!]

Time to eat some lunch :elephant

[batman2883]

hell yes i brought tuna

[Horry For 3!]

hell yes i brought tuna
I ate my Turkey sandwich :king

[batman2883]

I ate my tuna it was delicious i stayed up at 11 pm last night boiling eggs for this moment

[cherylsteele]

7. "Get your *own* ice cream."

And pickles too!!