The door bell rings......

[Avante]

......I open the door.

Doug...guess what I got?
Avante...the clap?
Doug...naw man....check it out (holding up a DVD.."The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari")
Avante....wow!!! cool!!! That for me?
Doug...ya think?
Avante...hey thanks man.
Doug...guess what else I got for ya?
Avante....hmmmm?
Doug...(holds up a CD...Jerry Jeff Walker 20th Century Masters)
Avante....what's the special occasion, my birthday was in July and you didn't give me shit.
Doug....just repaying the favor, remember loaning me Ron Thompson, Musselwhite and Uncle Tupelo.
Avante....oh yeah. How about Shawn Mullins, Griffen House?
Doug...never heard of them, cool!
Avante...cool!

[Jeff Leppard]

Imaginary friends are cool.

[Avante]

Imaginary friends are cool.

Dude, not everything is a lie, ok? That happened about an hour ago. And it's not the first time.

[DJR210]

Pics or it didn't happen

[Jeff Leppard]

Cool, man. Whatever.

[illusioNtEk]

Pics or it didn't happen

[Clipper Nation]

......I open the door.

Doug...guess what I got?
Avante...the clap?
Doug...yes, from you.

fify

[chunticakes]

fify

:lol

[benefactor]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10600465_919343284748048_4560079883011679757_n.jpg ?oh=6b6860cb0e5a7ac49177fa98c980ed16&oe=54983119&__gda__=1415235216_ca60ebce168b55135db9d1cd1ec0f30 c

[DD]

^lol

[hehateme]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10600465_919343284748048_4560079883011679757_n.jpg ?oh=6b6860cb0e5a7ac49177fa98c980ed16&oe=54983119&__gda__=1415235216_ca60ebce168b55135db9d1cd1ec0f30 c

:lol

[Avante]

Pics or it didn't happen

I met Doug at my old job. He played bass in a local heavy metal band. They played some bars around here in the valley.

Anyway....

He pulled up next to me in the parking lot one morning and heard me playing some of that old blues. At break time he asked me what was that I was listening to. That's what started it.

He had tons of movies, I had tons of CD's. A win win situation.

He also had a lot of CD's, but I'm not into The Ramones, The Clash, Metallica etc.

He had a lot of classic silent movies, just not Dr.Caligari, but....his new girlfriend does.

[Avante]

I do get a kick out of the above little shits, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[ohmwrecker]

:cry See! People like me! :cry

[xmas1997]

I do get a kick out of the above little shits, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

That is obvious!

You own them most of the time, but they will never admit the TRUTH of that especially that gay boy and quote changer "benefagtor".

[Avante]

It is entertaining:lol

[benefactor]

That is obvious!

You own them most of the time, but they will never admit the TRUTH of that especially that gay boy and quote changer "benefagtor".
I don't change quotes old man. Link to where I did?

Oh and :lol you having me on your ignore list but still talking about me. You are a dumb blonde in an old man suit.

Edit: You are talking about the one I did this morning. That's fine. Still...:lol you not being able to ignore me after putting me on ignore.

[xmas1997]

It is entertaining:lol

It is, and I love bashing and making fools of some of them more than others, especially the more moronic ones like chump and benefagtor as well as laughing at them for trying to make a fool of me, and yet only succeeding in making bigger total fools of themselves, that is the funniest of all. :lmao :rollin :lol

[benefactor]

:lol flaky old man
:lol still paying attention to me

[ChumpDumper]

lol ignore

Keep posting about us, xmas. We know you can't help it. Be real defensive about it, too. You'll look great.

[Avante]

I don't change quotes old man. Link to where I did?

Oh and :lol you having me on your ignore list but still talking about me. You are a dumb blonde in an old man suit.

Edit: You are talking about the one I did this morning. That's fine. Still...:lol you not being able to ignore me after putting me on ignore.


Dude, why not just stay out of my threads...ok? You are a grade A asshole and unlike the others not entertaining at all. You're obviously a fucked up individual so go away.....ok?

This...boohoohoohoohoo...of yours is really getting old. ok faggot?

[ChumpDumper]

You don't own your stupid threads.

[Avante]

It is, and I love bashing and making fools of some of them more than others, especially the more moronic ones like chump and benefagtor as well as laughing at them for trying to make a fool of me, and yet only succeeding in making bigger total fools of themselves, that is the funniest of all. :lmao :rollin :lol

We agreed to totally ignore Chump, so why aren't you? Bro, guys like Chump/Prick are only here to bug people so why do you keep responding to them? You make it real obvious you .....want to....so they win and you lose. Stop responding to them, can you do it.....no you can't because you like it.

I will never ever ever respond to Chump again, he's a sick little freak as we all can see, look at how the faggot ///STILL/// follows me around. Yep....sick!

[ChumpDumper]

We agreed to totally ignore Chump, so why aren't you? crofl

[Clipper Nation]

Dude, why not just stay out of my threads...ok? You are a grade A asshole and unlike the others not entertaining at all. You're obviously a fucked up individual so go away.....ok?

This...boohoohoohoohoo...of yours is really getting old. ok faggot?
Liar, welcher

[Avante]

What is really wrong with this Chump guy? Why would anyone follow others around who refuse to talk to them because they think they are mentally retardeda nd fucked up? What is wrong with this guy? The guy follows me to every forum I post on. Is there a name fror this sickness?

Xmas, go and talk to the freak, forget the ignore thing, he has no pride or self respect so ya might as well kick his ass as you have been. He's going to follow you around anyway, he's that fucked up. I simply can't be seen going down than many levels to his.

[Avante]

Liar, welcher

Not at all, the guy never showed any video.

[xmas1997]

We agreed to totally ignore Chump, so why aren't you? Bro, guys like Chump/Prick are only here to bug people so why do you keep responding to them? You make it real obvious you .....want to....so they win and you lose. Stop responding to them, can you do it.....no you can't because you like it.

I will never ever ever respond to Chump again, he's a sick little freak as we all can see, look at how the faggot ///STILL/// follows me around. Yep....sick!

Referring to him is different than replying to him, but I can stop referring to him too.

Benefagtor is on my "ignore" list too along with anauka, cantstopblahblahblah, and one other total moron, but no doubt benefag can't quit begging me to take him off, he is a child and a glutton for punishment.

[ChumpDumper]

What is really wrong with this Chump guy? Why would anyone follow others around who refuse to talk to them because they think they are mentally retardeda nd fucked up? What is wrong with this guy? The guy follows me to every forum I post on. Is there a name fror this sickness?

Xmas, go and talk to the freak, forget the ignore thing, he has no pride or self respect so ya might as well kick his ass as you have been. He's going to follow you around anyway, he's that fucked up. I simply can't be seen going down than many levels to his.Why aren't you ignoring me, Avante?

[xmas1997]

Now Blake on the other hand is not on ignore, I still like to give him a hard time, but even though he acts like a child most of the time, he at least is more mature than the others and displays more intellegince than those other moronic kids I mentioned above.

He makes a fool of himself on a regular basis, but nothing compared to how retarded and moronic those other fools make themselves look. :lmao

[DJR210]

fuck, xmas1997 derailing another thread with his trolling bs

[xmas1997]

fuck, xmas1997 derailing another thread with his trolling bs

You trolls are total idiots and morons, blaming me for what you trolls have already done.

Do you really ignore the TRUTH that much and do nothing on this site except lie, liar?

Your parents need to send you to your room without dinner or whip you with a switch once in a while to teach you some respect and manners. :lmao

[DJR210]

You trolls are total idiots and morons, blaming me for what you trolls have already done.

Do you really ignore the TRUTH that much and do nothing on this site except lie, liar?

Your parents need to send you to your room without dinner or whip you with a switch once in a while to teach you some respect and manners. :lmao

Your kids (assuming a woman was stupid enough to allow you to reproduce) need to put you in a home already.

[silverblk mystix]

lol

These idiot trolls are just like bitches -

you ignore them and they can't stay away



:lmao:lmao

[xmas1997]

Your kids (assuming a woman was stupid enough to allow you to reproduce) need to put you in a home already.

Your parents would have done us all a service by aborting you in the first place. :lol

[ChumpDumper]

lol troll "bashers" totally sprung on trolls!

[xmas1997]

lol
These idiot trolls are just like bitches - you ignore them and they can't stay away
:lmao:lmao

:lmao

The more stupid and foolish they get, the funnier they are! :rollin

Who would have thought they were this dumb and ignorant?

Dumber than three bags of rocks ..................... with every post they make!

:lol

[ChumpDumper]

How could you judge how stupid a poster is if you are ignoring his posts?

[Blizzardwizard]

fuck, xmas1997 derailing another thread with his trolling bs

There's no point trying to argue with a brick wall man, it's just a waste of typing :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Not at all, the guy never showed any video.

You welched, end of story.

[benefactor]

Your kids (assuming a woman was stupid enough to allow you to reproduce) need to put you in a home already.
:lol

[Avante]

You welched, end of story.

I didn't do anything and neither did he.

[Clipper Nation]

I didn't do anything and neither did he.

Welching faggot

[xmas1997]

I didn't do anything and neither did he.

Everyone would have been a lot better off if both their parents had aborted them because they are useless leeches on humanity.

[Blizzardwizard]

Everyone would have been a lot better off if both their parents had aborted them because they are useless leeches on humanity.

That's nice.

[DJR210]

That's nice.

Right? What a sick, demented fuck. xmas1997 reminds me a lot of a young Jeffrey Dahmer.

[xmas1997]

Right? What a sick, demented fuck. xmas1997 reminds me a lot of a young Jeffrey Dahmer.

We all know what a demented troll you are too, no surprise you would say that, troll, your parents obviously neglect you too when they should have aborted you instead.

Would have saved us all having to put up with your constant ignorance. :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

There goes xmas, wishing death on message board posters again.

It's a good thing he doesn't take any of this seriously.

Let's watch his meltdown.

[xmas1997]

It's a good thing I don't take any of this seriously.

You all would be well to take this same advice.

Learn to laugh a little.

Or you could take the Doctor Kevorkian route, if all else fails.

I understand that a certain poster here with over 86,000 posts is considering it.

:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

Learn not to wish death on people every day.

[xmas1997]

But he will no doubt fail at that too! :lmao

Like he fails at everything. :rollin

[ChumpDumper]

Damn xmas, what's with all the death talk these days?

[xmas1997]

And also no doubt I will still be accused of taking things way too seriously along with being too morbid.

All in good fun, unless of course you are the type of personality who takes everything too "serious" and refuses to see the humor in everything.

Be a glass half full person, instead of a glass half empty, you will live longer and healthier, is my advice.

And learn to laugh things off, it's all about the "quality of life".

:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

I just want to know why wishing death on posters is your go-to move now.


Also why it's important for you to act like you aren't reading my posts.

[xmas1997]

When "the door bell rings ......" there will always be "changes" to deal with, a fact of life.

It is "how" you deal with those changes that determine our ability to cope with life.

We can get all upset and melt down like a certain over 86,000 post troll on here, or we can slough things off, laugh at our folly, and court those changes, like I do, or you can wither up inside, become an 86,000 post troll, and stay reclusive.

Changes require choices to be made.

Laugh, grab those changes, and enjoy being alive, whether you are a genius, a mental midget (like the trolls on here), or just a regular joe.

:lol

[ChumpDumper]

So is wishing death on posters your folly or is it your "courting changes"?

Try to answer while pretending not to read this.

[xmas1997]

And if nothing else works, try reading Kahlil Gibran, it could change life.

Just a friendly "word to the wise" on here.

[ChumpDumper]

Will it make me wish death on other posters every day?

No thanks.

[xmas1997]

:lmao:rollin:lol
I notice chump still following me around on here after every post I make like a long lost puppy, no doubt crying and begging me to take him off "ignore" some more. :lmao

Don't wonder, Avante, I won't, read, reply, or acknowledge his begging. :lmao

[DJR210]

:lmao what a stupid mother fucker. Making fun of someone's post count when you're sitting at nearly 12k. There was a time where we had the same post count xmas1997, look at you now.

How many posts per you averaging these days? You putting up some serious numbers. :toast

[ChumpDumper]

You just acknowledged me, Ivy.

I just had some questions about your wishing death on posters. I know you are reading them regardless. You'll probably stop wishing death on posters since I brought this up.

Or maybe you'll just limit it to me to act like I haven't influenced you.

[DJR210]

Hard to believe a guy with a wife assbleeding all over the sofa during TV night would wish harm on anyone. Sick son of a bitch tbh.

[xmas1997]

Hard to believe a guy with a wife assbleeding all over the sofa during TV night would wish harm on anyone. Sick son of a bitch tbh.

:lmao

Calm down, calm down! jk

Aren't you taking things on a message board a little too seriously again? :lmao

It isn't the first time for you, and definitely won't be the last.

Plus you're still making shit up again and spewing wild overly exaggerated assertions too, just like a child. :lmao

You need to calm down, quit melting down, and take a lighter attitude IMHO.

It doesn't take anything at all to get your dander in an uproar! :lmao

:rollin

[ChumpDumper]

Five emoticons?

Very convincing.

Try not to acknowledge this, OK?

[xmas1997]

I didn't do anything and neither did he.

Have you noticed who keeps following me around and posting right after I do, Avante? :lmao

If that isn't "begging" ................... :rollin

[ChumpDumper]

We agreed to totally ignore Chump, so why aren't you? Bro, guys like Chump/Prick are only here to bug people so why do you keep responding to them? You make it real obvious you .....want to....so they win and you lose. Stop responding to them, can you do it.....no you can't because you like it.lol Avante owned xmas

[DJR210]

Making up your wife's assbleeding? You're the one who went on record with those details..

[unforeseen]

Assbleeding? Wtf?

[DJR210]

Yeah, he happily divulged the details of his wife bleeding out her ass. He says she's a nurse, and she doesn't care that her personal health information is being leaked (no pun) on ST. What ass..I mean class.

[anakha]

We agreed to totally ignore Chump, so why aren't you? Bro, guys like Chump/Prick are only here to bug people so why do you keep responding to them? You make it real obvious you .....want to....so they win and you lose. Stop responding to them, can you do it.....no you can't because you like it.


:lmao :lmao :lmao

Old man Christmas troll got blasted for pursuing his e-vendetta by his supposed ally.

[DJR210]

Avante reaming that little bitch a new bleeding asshole..it's because he lifts weights

[cantthinkofanything]

Making up your wife's assbleeding? You're the one who went on record with those details..

He didn't make that part up. Just the reason why.

[cantthinkofanything]

Or maybe it was his wife.

Xmas: honey why is your ass bleeding?
Genelle: that hard anal sex.
Xmas: you don't let me do that?!?
Genelle: oh right. Uhh...it might be liver cancer. You know...from the Tylenol or something. Oh...I also might have to go to the hospital every so often to get it looked at.
Xmas: of course. I'll go with you.
Genelle: uh...no...you just stay here and do your posting thing.

Later that night
Genelle: fuck me in the ass again baby
CTOA: ugh, you're ugly. Give me twenty bucks first.
Genelle: ok

[benefactor]

I didn't do anything and neither did he.
You are fat, that's why you didn't do anything.

[Avante]

You are fat, that's why you didn't do anything.

Quit crying around like a little bitch, ok asshole? Quit acting like a 13 year old that didn't get her way....ok bitch?

[xmas1997]

Quit crying around like a little bitch, ok asshole? Quit acting like a 13 year old that didn't get her way....ok bitch?

Wow, you sure got all the trolls moaning, bitching, and whining with this thread. :lmao

They can't quit, you have them all trained. :lmao

I think I got them primed and riled up for you. :lmao

[silverblk mystix]

Hard to believe a guy with a wife assbleeding all over the sofa during TV night would wish harm on anyone. Sick son of a bitch tbh.


Dick Jr back and worse than ever now that he is a troll semen shield all over again



What an asshole -


just keep lowering yourself lower and lower -


smh

[xmas1997]

Dick Jr back and worse than ever now that he is a troll semen shield all over again



What an asshole -


just keep lowering yourself lower and lower -


smh


I'm quite sure he can debase himself even more than he already has without much effort.

He is pretty good at it, as opposed to anything else he does, except making a total fool of himself of course.

:lmao

[Avante]

Wow, you sure got all the trolls moaning, bitching, and whining with this thread. :lmao

They can't quit, you have them all trained. :lmao

I think I got them primed and riled up for you. :lmao

It's so fucking easy I'm actually bored with it. Notice how it's...ALWAYS...the same dummies?

[ChumpDumper]

:cry so easy :cry

[xmas1997]

It's so fucking easy I'm actually bored with it. Notice how it's...ALWAYS...the same dummies?

Yeah, the same boring dummies, plus they pretty much pile on too, and they are so predictable and never have anything creative or humorous to say.

You can pretty much predict exactly what they'll say, the same old worn out routine.

It is meh, ho hum, complain, bitch, moan, whine, lie, twist the truth, write others dialogs, falsely accuse, ridicule, insult, and ask the stupidest most redundant questions.

Yup, same old worn out troll routine.

Boring!

:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

I have a legitimate question about your wishing death on other posters, but I'm sure you'll have to continue pretending you don't read my posts and just bitch about your troll crusade.

You can PM me if you are too proud to respond here.

[xmas1997]

Avante, have you noticed how a certain troll keeps following us around after every one of our posts?

Even more Boring!

:lmao

We've both got him trained. :lmao

[silverblk mystix]

Still waiting to see how much these bots are paid to troll here...


crickets - since I last asked -

[xmas1997]

Still waiting to see how much these bots are paid to troll here...


crickets - since I last asked -


Watch out, he'll be following you around too!

:lmao

[Avante]

Avante, have you noticed how a certain troll keeps following us around after every one of our posts?

Even more Boring!

:lmao

We've both got him trained. :lmao

I totally own the boy and always have, hell, the guy follows me from forum to forum. Yep, he's a sick little shit. Trust me without you/me he goes to bed ......wahwahwahwahboohooboo.....and it's real obvious.

But........you really do need to just let the freak die, stop talking about him. Act as if he never existed....ok?

It's really is obvious the guy has nothing going on at all. A fucking retard. I don't want this sick freak around me.

[silverblk mystix]

I totally own the boy and always have, hell, the guy follows me from forum to forum. Yep, he's a sick little shit. Trust me without you/me he goes to bed ......wahwahwahwahboohooboo.....and it's real obvious.

But........you really do need to just let the freak die, stop talking about him. Act as if he never existed....ok?

It's really is obvious the guy has nothing going on at all. A fucking retard. I don't want this sick freak around me.



The saddest part is that EVERYONE knows EXACTLY who you are referring to!!!!!!!!


:lmao:lmao:lmao

[xmas1997]

I totally own the boy and always have, hell, the guy follows me from forum to forum. Yep, he's a sick little shit. Trust me without you/me he goes to bed ......wahwahwahwahboohooboo.....and it's real obvious.

But........you really do need to just let the freak die, stop talking about him. Act as if he never existed....ok?

It's really is obvious the guy has nothing going on at all. A fucking retard. I don't want this sick freak around me.

I think SBM put him on "ignore" too.

:lmao

[Avante]

The saddest part is that EVERYONE knows EXACTLY who you are referring to!!!!!!!!


:lmao:lmao:lmao

I realize you enjoy smacking the dumb little shit around, so did I. But......if you let the freak die......just a thought.

[xmas1997]

The saddest part is that EVERYONE knows EXACTLY who you are referring to!!!!!!!!


:lmao:lmao:lmao

I guess you, Avante, Rob, me, and maybe just a few others are the only normal posters on here anymore, the rest are trolls, sad to say.

No wonder we are despised.

Probably we are envied when you get past all their issues.

:lmao

[silverblk mystix]

I think SBM put him on "ignore" too.

:lmao


Both he and his retard boyfriend tbh



:rollin:rollin

[ChumpDumper]

lol you're all still talking about me

[xmas1997]

Both he and his retard boyfriend tbh
:rollin:rollin

You mean Blake, or benefagtor?
:lol

Peaceful, huh?

No more lies, etc., etc., all the diarrhea he spreads all over this forum.

:lmao

What ever happened to SA210?

[benefactor]

Quit crying around like a little bitch, ok asshole? Quit acting like a 13 year old that didn't get her way....ok bitch?
:lol still playing the "you didn't get your way" card

Again, you are fat and don't lift. All the name calling and deflecting in the world won't change that.

[xmas1997]

I actually have the dumbest, most unintelligent retarded boring and demented trolls of the lot on "ignore", and I do totally ignore them, but I just bet they are whining and begging for us to take them off since they NEED us to pay attention to them, that is their only reason for existence.

Notice how they follow us around?

:lmao

[benefactor]

smh

You are one weird ass old man.

[xmas1997]

^ See?

There is one now?

:lmao

[benefactor]

What's funny about this whole exchange is I wasn't even talking to him, yet he makes a post claiming I'm following him just because I posted in this thread. Now you tell me who needs who?:lol

[xmas1997]

Both he and his retard boyfriend tbh



:rollin:rollin

I think you are right, they are all gay, geez, gay trolls.

[ChumpDumper]

lol xmas backs off the death rhetoric.

Proof he reads my posts.

Now he'll try to wok it back in.

[xmas1997]

^ Look!

Another one!

:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

^ ignoring me by incessantly posting about me!

[xmas1997]

^ follows me around.

He must miss me!

This is truly funny!

:lmao:rollin:lol

[ChumpDumper]

This is truly funny:
We agreed to totally ignore Chump, so why aren't you? Bro, guys like Chump/Prick are only here to bug people so why do you keep responding to them? You make it real obvious you .....want to....so they win and you lose. Stop responding to them, can you do it.....no you can't because you like it.

[xmas1997]

Both he and his retard boyfriend tbh



:rollin:rollin

What happened to SA210?

[ChumpDumper]

What happened to SA210?Speaking of retarded boyfriends.....

[Avante]

:lol still playing the "you didn't get your way" card

Again, you are fat and don't lift. All the name calling and deflecting in the world won't change that.

Been lifting since I was fifteen little guy, that why I own those weights. That's why I can talk delts, traps, reps, sets, pecs, abs, alternate body parts, cardio conditioning, Sergio Olivia, Eugene Sandow, Bill Pearl, Reg Park, Dave Draper, Franco Columbo, Frank Zane, Larry Scott, Steve Reeves.....stuff all fat slobs know about, hahahaha!!!!!!

Sorry little guy but just because I;'m not wasting my time with an obvious freak like you doesn't mean I don't lift.

Want me to copy my routine?

[benefactor]

No, fat guy...I don't need the workout routines you googled. I'm doing pretty good on my own.

[mrsmaalox]

I didn't do anything and neither did he.

Yes he did. I have his video. Post yours, I'll post his. Or you can just send me yours and I will vouch for you without posting it if you prefer.

[mrsmaalox]

Your kids (assuming a woman was stupid enough to allow you to reproduce) need to put you in a home already.

It's really sad, nursing homes are full of guys like him. Families just get tired of listening to their bs and dump them. Unfortunately, the cheaper method is to just give them a computer---every hour the old coot is online is an hour the family is relieved of their suffering.

[Avante]

No, fat guy...I don't need the workout routines you googled. I'm doing pretty good on my own.

So I just have a bench press sitting there for no reason, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got all those football trophies as a fat slob.....hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, I was a running back/defensive back/kick returner/sprinter in high school, got into weight training for football, been into it ever since. I alternate body parts, working upper body M/W/F. Lower body and abs T/T/S, Sun-off.

Your.....you didn't make a video, you must not lift...hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trust me guy no matter what I do it will always be...."that's not yours"..."ok who was that, a friend"....so why mess with it? I learned my lesson on that sort of thing, not worth the effort.

[ChumpDumper]

lol football trophies

[Avante]

Yes he did. I have his video. Post yours, I'll post his. Or you can just send me yours and I will vouch for you without posting it if you prefer.

Here's the deal, I don't look anything like a 65 year old guy. When people find out my age it's always....bullshit!...no way!...why lie? I look like I'm in my 40's. If I post a video nobody is going to believe that's really me. I'm tired of....

...you Googled that. Got that out of an Almanac. Those aren't yours (after posting pictures)

Hell I miss one football game and we see threads over it, totally ignoring my 44-2 record. No matter what I do it ..MUST..be..."yeah right"...so why mess with it?

[ChumpDumper]

You're afraid.

We understand.

[benefactor]

Seriously, how many circles are we going to walk around in before you just admit you are fat?:lol

Once again...it's incredibly easy to do something to verify it's you. Just say "ST" or "Avante" or something like that before you do the lift. The only legit reason someone who is 65 but claims to look like "they are in their 40's" and is in good enough shape to bench 400lbs would be hesitant to post a video or pic of himself is because that person is not in shape at all.

Well, round is a shape, so there's that.

[Blake]

So I just have a bench press sitting there for no reason, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got all those football trophies as a fat slob.....hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, I was a running back/defensive back/kick returner/sprinter in high school, got into weight training for football, been into it ever since. I alternate body parts, working upper body M/W/F. Lower body and abs T/T/S, Sun-off.

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/194/files/2011/05/tumblr_kr2j2galNL1qz9bc4.jpg

[xmas1997]

Here's the deal, I don't look anything like a 65 year old guy. When people find out my age it's always....bullshit!...no way!...why lie? I look like I'm in my 40's. If I post a video nobody is going to believe that's really me. I'm tired of....

...you Googled that. Got that out of an Almanac. Those aren't yours (after posting pictures)

Hell I miss one football game and we see threads over it, totally ignoring my 44-2 record. No matter what I do it ..MUST..be..."yeah right"...so why mess with it?

Oh look?

Some more of the gay trolls are coming out of the woodwork just like clockwork.

They infest this site.

:lol

[benefactor]

ST is full of trolls? Never heard of such.

[xmas1997]

^ and another one right there! following me around as usual.

:lmao

[benefactor]

:lol...yep, it's funny alright...and we are definitely laughing at you and not with you.

[xmas1997]

Here's the deal, I don't look anything like a 65 year old guy. When people find out my age it's always....bullshit!...no way!...why lie? I look like I'm in my 40's. If I post a video nobody is going to believe that's really me. I'm tired of....

...you Googled that. Got that out of an Almanac. Those aren't yours (after posting pictures)

Hell I miss one football game and we see threads over it, totally ignoring my 44-2 record. No matter what I do it ..MUST..be..."yeah right"...so why mess with it?

Avante, considering "what" they are, they will never believe anything you say.

Plus all they can do is lie, they've probably never told the truth in their miserable pathetic little lives, not just on here.

So trying to explain anything to them is useless, they won't understand it anyway.

Plus they support each other's lies, and laugh at stupid unfunny things.

Boring.

:lol

[Avante]

Avante, considering "what" they are, they will never believe anything you say.

Plus all they can do is lie, they've probably never told the truth in their miserable pathetic little lives, not just on here.

So trying to explain anything to them is useless, they won't understand it anyway.

Plus they support each other's lies, and laugh at stupid unfunny things.

Boring.

:lol

Bingo~~~~~~

You had to have seen one, it was classic.


I talk about South Carolina beating Tex A&M over on the college board. I lost, yep here they come...."you dummy, you idiot, you......" so I pick 45 more games, going 44-1..................crickets.....hahahaha!!!!!!!! Ending up 44-2...not a word...hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

I push an NFL game and it's...you lost it, you lost it...hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! That how bad these little shits have Avanteitist. They just can't stand it that I know all this stuff, bugs the fuck out of them.

[xmas1997]

Bingo~~~~~~

You had to have seen one, it was classic.


I talk about South Carolina beating Tex A&N over on the college board. I lost, yep here they come...."you dummy, you idiot, you......" so I pick 45 more games, gp 44-1..................crickets.....hahahaha!!!!!!!! Ending up 45-2...not a word...hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup, it is so easy to "sucker" them into anything on this forum.

I have "suckered" them over and over again.

All I have to do is say something against any one of them and like roaches they all come out to defend each other.

Or I post something that reads like I am pissed off, or something that reads like an attack on trolls using words they don't understand and "here they come" in droves.

Upstairs all I have to do is mention the word "troll" and bums like anaka and benefit get all upset and start accusing me of derailing when the truth is they are the ones guilty of it.

This is truly hilarious beyond belief!

:lol

[ChumpDumper]

Well, Avante and xmas continue to not ignore "trolls."

I'm sure they'll continue.

[cantthinkofanything]

Well, Avante and xmas continue to not ignore "trolls."

I'm sure they'll continue.

knock knock

[xmas1997]

Avante, I just made a thread where I get the trolls to do as I tell them to do.

This is too funny because they are so dumb and retarded they actually do it.

I tell them to "post" and they do exactly what I say!

:lmao

[Avante]

Avante, I just made a thread where I get the trolls to do as I tell them to do.

This is too funny because they are so dumb and retarded they actually do it.

I tell them to "post" and they do exactly what I say!

:lmao


I gotta be honest bro, while that is fun, it is just the same old dummies day in and day out.....Chump, DJWHATEVER, Blake, CN and a few other assorted riff raff. After awhile it hits you...."these guys are stupid"...then it gets boring. None of that gang has a brain among them, if they aded up their combined brain power...what....17/18 year old faggot?

[xmas1997]

I gotta be honest bro, while that is fun, it is just the same old dummies day in and day out.....Chump, DJWHATEVER, Blake, CN and a few other assorted riff raff. After awhile it hits you...."these guys are stupid"...then it gets boring. None of that gang has a brain among them, if they aded up their combined brain power...what....17/18 year old faggot?

True, so true.

Makes one wonder how those morons get along in real life, something outside this forum they probably don't have.

They are what they are, and that isn't much.

It is funny making an obvious "troll" thread like you did, and then watching as they fall for the bait and post in it like a total ignoramus, you have to admit.

I even command them to post, and surprise, surprise, they do!

Who would have thought?

:lmao

[Avante]

True, so true.

Makes one wonder how those morons get along in real life, something outside this forum they probably don't have.

They are what they are, and that isn't much.

It is funny making an obvious "troll" thread like you did, and then watching as they fall for the bait and post in it like a total ignoramus, you have to admit.

I even command them to post, and surprise, surprise, they do!

Who would have thought?

:lmao

I could just post...BOO~~~~~~~....and here they come.

But.....

I do appreciate the support you've shown me and it was cool you slapping around the dummies/trolls./riff raff, but it really is getting old now and it is time you moved on.....ok? All you seem interested in here is....you bad bad trolls. Don't you have some other interests?

Bro, I;m a.....troll, just an intelligent one who does it a little differently but make no mistake....a troll. Instead of following people around, entering threads to bug them I start theads totally designed to cause a reaction, yep....trolling.

So, how about we both let it go, leave it alone, it really is getting boring....ok?

[ChumpDumper]

lol Avente with the intervention.

[DJR210]

Avente becoming a man right before our eyes. How bad is it when Avente gives you legitimate life skill coaching for behavior on a forum..

[DJR210]

:lmao xmas1997
:lmao even Avante is tired of your shit
:lmao how is he going to spin this
:lmao you've been enrolled into Avante's "big brother/big sisters" program
:lmao :cry you trolls blah blah blah trolls bump every single troll discussion in the last two weeks begging to stay relevant on a message board troll wah wah :cry

[benefactor]

:lol

[DisAsTerBot]

boom goes the dynamite.

[DJR210]

:rollin :rollin :rollin

[anakha]

but it really is getting old now and it is time you moved on.....ok?




All you seem interested in here is....you bad bad trolls. Don't you have some other interests?


Kinda pathetic when the old man Christmas troll's e-vendetta gets blasted by his supposed ally.



Bro, I;m a.....troll, just an intelligent one who does it a little differently but make no mistake....a troll. Instead of following people around, entering threads to bug them I start theads totally designed to cause a reaction, yep....trolling.




So, how about we both let it go, leave it alone, it really is getting boring....ok?

Wonder if Avante gets put on the old man's e-vendetta list for admitting that he's a troll.

[mrsmaalox]

I could just post...BOO~~~~~~~....and here they come.

But.....

I do appreciate the support you've shown me and it was cool you slapping around the dummies/trolls./riff raff, but it really is getting old now and it is time you moved on.....ok? All you seem interested in here is....you bad bad trolls. Don't you have some other interests?

Bro, I;m a.....troll, just an intelligent one who does it a little differently but make no mistake....a troll. Instead of following people around, entering threads to bug them I start theads totally designed to cause a reaction, yep....trolling.

So, how about we both let it go, leave it alone, it really is getting boring....ok?

Thanks Avante for saying what everyone on the board has been thinking for a long time! Sadly, it seems that this board is all xmas has in his life, so your excellent advice will probably go unheeded. Unlike you, he's not a man of multiple interests and talents so we really shouldn't expect much because he just doesn't have much to offer. :toast

[ChumpDumper]

lol he just made a whore thread.

I won't enable him in that one.

[anakha]

Old man dementia meltdown in progress.

[mrsmaalox]

:lol "investigators"

[leemajors]

:lol "investigators"

prob pinkertons tbh

[ChumpDumper]

:lol "investigators"I'm still waiting to hear from SBM's investigation and legal teams.

[ChumpDumper]

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Am I being ignored....or investigated?:spless:

[anakha]

Oh, you too?

[ChumpDumper]

lol just waiting in his thread, wishing for a reply.

[Avante]

Thanks Avante for saying what everyone on the board has been thinking for a long time! Sadly, it seems that this board is all xmas has in his life, so your excellent advice will probably go unheeded. Unlike you, he's not a man of multiple interests and talents so we really shouldn't expect much because he just doesn't have much to offer. :toast

I like xmas but he's starting to lose and I hate to see that. He's losing because it's becoming too obvious that without us trolls he has nothing to say. That's not good.

[mrsmaalox]

lol just waiting in his thread, wishing for a reply.

It's getting pretty sad in there.

[Avante]

Old man dementia meltdown in progress.

Shut the fuck up ya little freak.....got it?

[DJR210]

I like xmas but he's starting to lose and I hate to see that. He's losing because it's becoming too obvious that without us trolls he has nothing to say. That's not good.

You know Avante, I can give a shit less about jazz, track, rasslin, but I like you.

[anakha]

Shut the fuck up ya little freak.....got it?

And deprive you of another poster who will talk about rasslin'? I think not.

[Avante]

You know Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=33483), I can give a shit less about jazz, track, rasslin, but I like you.

Ah shucks.

[Avante]

And deprive you of another poster who will talk about rasslin'? I think not.

I have yet to find anyone who can really talk rasslin'. Just kids into the WWE.

Unless ya can talk....Czaya Nandor....ya got nothing.

[cantthinkofanything]

I have yet to find anyone who can really talk rasslin'. Just kids into the WWE.

Unless ya can talk....Czaya Nandor....ya got nothing.

let's talk some rasslin'

buddy and me at gun show in Dallas in 1993:

Me: hey...look...that's the Junkyard Dog
Buddy: damn, I think you're right

[Avante]

let's talk some rasslin'

buddy and me at gun show in Dallas in 1993:

Me: hey...look...that's the Junkyard Dog
Buddy: damn, I think you're right

The guy was an x-Green Bay Packer named Slyvester Ritter, had to give up pro football because of a knee injury. Great player at Fayatteville State.

Here ya go the black pro rassler, that made some impact.

Junlyard Dog
Bobo Brazil....first black world champion.
Bearcat Wright
Sweetdaddy Siki
Rufus R. Jones
Sailor Art Thomas.....first real muscleman in rasslin'
Tony "Mr. USA" Atlas
Earl "Mr. Universe" Maynard
Ernie Ladd.....played in the NFL.
Dory Dixon
Too Cold Scorpio
Brickhouse Brown
Booker T
Stevie Ray
Ron Simmons....huge NCAA football star FSU
Rocky Johnson....father of The Rock
The Rock
Iceman King Parsons
Shaska Whatley
Shag Thomas
Luther Lindsey
Koko B. Ware
Mabel
Big E. Langston
Mark Henry

In the beginning black rasslers had to be a babyface, no way we could have....you fucking N........going on.

[DJR210]

I have yet to find anyone who can really talk rasslin'. Just kids into the WWE.

Unless ya can talk....Czaya Nandor....ya got nothing.

I'll talk wrestling with you all day, but not independent territory "rasslin" from the 50's and 60's that nobody gives a shit about anymore. I like it all, Lucha, Puroresu, American, Garbage wrestling, you name it.

[Avante]

I'll talk wrestling with you all day, but not independent territory "rasslin" from the 50's and 60's that nobody gives a shit about anymore. I like it all, Lucha, Puroresu, American, Garbage wrestling, you name it.

Keep in mind you'd be talking to me and I'm not..."nobody gives a shit".....ok? I look at the big picture not just the right now.

I grew up watching Freddie Blassie, Ray Stevens, Lou Thesz, Pepper Gomez etc and had the magazines talking about Bruno Sammartino, 'Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers, Killer Kowalski etc.

I want it all, all except....Lucha Libra, Puroresu.....nay!!!!!!!!!

[DJR210]

I grew up watching Freddie Blassie, Ray Stevens, Lou Thesz, Pepper Gomez etc and had the magazines talking about Bruno Sammartino, 'Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers, Killer Kowalski etc

All have not a semblance of athleticism and had 5 moves tops. Boring tbh.

[anakha]

I want it all, all except....Lucha Libra, Puroresu.....nay!!!!!!!!!

Then you're not a fan of the entirety of wrestling.

There's a shitload of stuff there that would blow your mind if you were open to it.

[Avante]

All have not a semblance of athleticism and had 5 moves tops. Boring tbh.

Be honest......how many of those I mentioned did you see rassle? Then there's Antonio Rocca, Edouard Carpentier who makes most these guys today look sluggish.

[Avante]

Then you're not a fan of the entirety of wrestling.

There's a shitload of stuff there that would blow your mind if you were open to it.

Who hasn't seen Lucha Libra? It's simply....tumbling.

Trust me if you've seen...Sabu....nothing in rassling will blow your mind.

[DJR210]

Be honest......how many of those I mentioned did you see rassle? Then there's Antonio Rocca, Edouard Carpentier who makes most these guys today look sluggish.

I've seen clips. Seriously, Superfly was the first old school wrestler that was remotely interesting looking back. He was ahead of his time. You watch an old school match and it's literally 25 arm drags, 15-30 knife edge chops, and a shitload of playing to the crowd. Thank god I grew up in the 80's.

[ohmwrecker]

Having a conversation with Avante is the equivalent of having a farting contest with the dude in the stall next to you.

[Avante]

I've seen clips. Seriously, Superfly was the first old school wrestler that was remotely interesting looking back. He was ahead of his time. You watch an old school match and it's literally 25 arm drags, 15-30 knife edge chops, and a shitload of playing to the crowd. Thank god I grew up in the 80's.

I've seen it all from around 58 up til Monday night (tonight on DVR). It was far far far better than what we see today, far more interesting characters, storylines. Today is all about the kids, that wasn't the case back before PPV/selling dolls/games etc. There was a more mature audience, so we saw a more mature brand of rasslin'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZrQ1cJFjzw

[Avante]

Having a conversation with Avante is the equivalent of having a farting contest with the dude in the stall next to you.

That coming from a guy who has farting contests with strangers in restroom stalls...hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Oh hell yes, you're a real winner alright, so do you win or lose.....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[anakha]

Who hasn't seen Lucha Libra? It's simply....tumbling.

Trust me if you've seen...Sabu....nothing in rassling will blow your mind.

I was referring primarily to puro.

[Avante]

I was referring primarily to puro.

Trust me there is not going to be any..."WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"....coming from me over any rassln', seen it all.

[cantthinkofanything]

Trust me there is not going to be any..."WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"....coming from me over any rassln', seen it all.

Did you see Mad Dog Tim Brooks shove a tampon in Von Erich's poopshoost?

[anakha]

Trust me there is not going to be any..."WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"....coming from me over any rassln', seen it all.

Then I say again, you're missing out.

[Avante]

Did you see Mad Dog Tim Brooks shove a tampon in Von Erich's poopshoost?

Thats...."Killer" Tim Brooks, goes by....Killer Brooks. Missed that.

[Avante]

Then I say again, you're missing out.

Well if you've never seen the original "Nature Boy" you're missing out. If you've never seen Gorgeous George.....missing out.

[ohmwrecker]

That coming from a guy who has farting contests with strangers in restroom stalls...hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Oh hell yes, you're a real winner alright, so do you win or lose.....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you own any blues records that explain what a metaphor is?

[Avante]

Do you own any blues records that explain what a metaphor is?

Do you have any writings on restroom stalls that explain what........sarcasm....is?

[ohmwrecker]

Do you have any writings on restroom stalls that explain what........sarcasm....is?

Yeah. You should probably read them.

[cantthinkofanything]

Do you have any writings on restroom stalls that explain what........sarcasm....is?

"Here I sit broken hearted
Had to shit but only farted."

[Avante]

Yeah. You should probably read them.

You might find those writings fascinating, I won;t.

[ohmwrecker]

You might find those writings fascinating, I won;t.

You must be lost without your #1 lap dog. A whole lotta "duh" going on.

[cantthinkofanything]

You must be lost without your #1 lap dog. A whole lotta "duh" going on.

I wanna whole lotta duh
whhhhheewwwwwww
wanna whole lotta duh
whehhehhhhhhhhhhhhw
wanna whole lotta duh
ba na na na nt
na na nt
na na nt
ba na na na nt
na na nt
na na nt

[Avante]

You must be lost without your #1 lap dog. A whole lotta "duh" going on.

There is always a whole lotta..."duh"...when you arive,

[ohmwrecker]

There is always a whole lotta..."duh"...when you arive,

Duh.

[Avante]

Duh.

Dude, what are you 13? That was sad even for you. Are you really this hard up to criticize, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!