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IronMexican
09-08-2014, 07:34 PM
>in store, shopping for regular shit
>see this fancy tequila-flavored beer at $0.99
>grab it, pay for everything and head home
>drink beer and eat, browse the internet
>urge to piss develops but i'm too lazy to go to the bathroom
>i somehow manage to piss in the bottle and fill it halfway
>sister walks into room
>what's this, anon? blurblur!! lurlurblur?
>i was wearing headphones so i couldn't hear
>*lifts bottle before i could react*
>*takes a huge fucking mouthful*
>*SPITS ALL OVER MY FUCKING LAPTOP*
>YOU'RE SO DISGUSTING ANON
>*storms out of room*

fml. I have no idea what to do.
2pac > Kobe
09-08-2014, 07:35 PM
dude if its ur sister wgaf unless ur tryin to hit it, me and my bro used to leave bottles off piss in our sisters room bruh
tlongII
09-08-2014, 07:55 PM
:lmao
IronMexican
09-08-2014, 07:58 PM
dude if its ur sister wgaf unless ur tryin to hit it, me and my bro used to leave bottles off piss in our sisters room bruh

That's true. I'll just cary on with life. Maybe next time she wont be to grab something she shouldn't be grabbing.
DJR210
09-08-2014, 08:07 PM
Was it the clear, healthy piss, or the pungent, dark yellow, toxin rich piss?
mrsmaalox
09-08-2014, 08:11 PM
Was it the clear, healthy piss, or the pungent, dark yellow, toxin rich piss?

Well he drank a 99cent beer...
xmas1997
09-08-2014, 08:32 PM
Was it the clear, healthy piss, or the pungent, dark yellow, toxin rich piss?

Too much information, not surprised you would want to know though. :lol
DJR210
09-08-2014, 08:33 PM
Go wipe your wife's ass Hobart
xmas1997
09-08-2014, 08:35 PM
Go wipe your wife's ass Hobart

You don't know me, or my wife.
ChumpDumper
09-08-2014, 08:36 PM
Watch out, he's going to ask you to a GTG.
DJR210
09-08-2014, 08:39 PM
Oh noes, the dreaded "gtg"
DJR210
09-08-2014, 08:41 PM
You don't know me, or my wife.

I know your wife has ass leakage, you told us.
xmas1997
09-08-2014, 08:43 PM
I know your wife has ass leakage, you told us.

Not anymore, she has been well for a while now.

So you don't know very much, do you? :lmao

I know you are interested in someone's piss though.

Golden showers maybe?

:lmao
ChumpDumper
09-08-2014, 08:45 PM
We all know too much about your wife.
xmas1997
09-08-2014, 08:53 PM
That's true. I'll just cary on with life. Maybe next time she wont be to grab something she shouldn't be grabbing.

Or ........

She might be back for more.
Venti Quattro
09-09-2014, 11:30 PM
:lol :lol :lol