If The Rapture Happened Today...

[Buddy Mignon]

And you were lucky enough to get into heaven... after realizing you left all your friends and family behind God gifted you just one pass to invite someone to heaven, but that person has to be a member of Spurstalk... who would it be? Sorry Kool, but id invite Chumper just so I can beat his motherfucking ass. Who would you invite?

[cantthinkofanything]

can I go to hell instead?

[ChumpDumper]

And you were lucky enough to get into heaven... after realizing you left all your friends and family behind God gifted you just one pass to invite someone to heaven, but that person has to be a member of Spurstalk... who would it be? Sorry Kool, but id invite Chumper just so I can beat his motherfucking ass. Who would you invite?What makes you think you would make it to heaven?

[pubic hair]

The party in hell is going to a lot more fun. Booze, Bitches,Drugs and tons of spurstalk members. There'll be no fighting in Heaven.

[Buddy Mignon]

What makes you think you would make it to heaven?

I think I qualify.

[DJR210]

I think I qualify.

Aren't you mooslum? It's not the same heaven.

[ChumpDumper]

I think I qualify.What are your qualifications?

[Koolaid_Man]

And you were lucky enough to get into heaven... after realizing you left all your friends and family behind God gifted you just one pass to invite someone to heaven, but that person has to be a member of Spurstalk... who would it be? Sorry Kool, but id invite Chumper just so I can beat his motherfucking ass. Who would you invite?

Waiting at the pearly gates for me as my first option would be a naked and soft Maalox because i would be in double heaven as she smothers me with her double D's in the clouds.

[Koolaid_Man]

My 2nd option would be DPG so he can see what being high up there is all about.

[Koolaid_Man]

I would never invite DJR210 his dick needs to suffer eternally in hell with its 8 STDs...

[ChumpDumper]

Maybe xmas is calling one of us up right now....http://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/t/tombstone-1896.gif

[CosmicCowboy]

Waiting at the pearly gates for me as my first option would be a naked and soft Maalox because i would be in double heaven as she smothers me with her double D's in the clouds.

I see Kool has a new cyberstalking target. Can't wait to see the PM's.

[Blake]

And you were lucky enough to get into heaven... after realizing you left all your friends and family behind God gifted you just one pass to invite someone to heaven, but that person has to be a member of Spurstalk... who would it be? Sorry Kool, but id invite Chumper just so I can beat his motherfucking ass. Who would you invite?

Oh a fight between two spirits. That makes sense.

[spurraider21]

if the rapture happened today i'd be royally fucked

[Koolaid_Man]

if the rapture happened today i'd be royally fucked

busted on some homo shit right? :lol

[spurraider21]

busted on some homo shit right? :lol
busted on that non-believing shit

[Blake]

if the rapture happened today i'd be royally fucked

if you can make it through 7 years of tribulation shit, you'll be ok

I think Nicholas Cage is making a new movie about it....

[Buddy Mignon]

if you can make it through 7 years of tribulation shit, you'll be ok

I think Nicholas Cage is making a new movie about it....


Dry food... stored water and plenty of ammo takes care of the 7 year tribulation.

[cantthinkofanything]

Dry food... stored water and plenty of ammo takes care of the 7 year tribulation.

7 years' worth? Ugh...that sounds expensive and inconvenient. No thanks.