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Avante
09-11-2014, 01:05 AM
...the phone rings.

you....hello
her...I need you baby, can you come over?
you...it's getting late
her..sorry, please
you...I;m on my way

So ya spash on a little Brut and head out the door.

As ya hit the freeway (she's 30 miles away) you put some...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75gbVyhxdIQ

...in the stereo.

Reck
09-11-2014, 01:09 AM
In the stereo. lol

Avante
09-11-2014, 01:18 AM
In the stereo. lol

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You try too hard little guy.

ChumpDumper
09-11-2014, 01:18 AM
I would listen to something blascker myself.

DJR210
09-11-2014, 01:20 AM
In the stereo. lol

:lol Brut

Avante
09-11-2014, 01:21 AM
After the above song was over, ya needed a little more, ah....bounce.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aobIboK_z34

Avante
09-11-2014, 01:22 AM
:lol Brut

You're kidding right?


https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTp0JrnAs3GmdDsYuK1w-hNZzBZkMt77_ygxfJqFVPNa4hXcsRPIlvio-Q (http://www.google.com/url?url=http://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Faberge/Brut-Passion-15307.html&rct=j&frm=1&q=&esrc=s&sa=U&ei=1j8RVJiWDavFiwK7noHYAw&ved=0CCgQ9QEwCQ&usg=AFQjCNHAXm-DSBGQsXxx5ONLn419jX8I4A)

ChumpDumper
09-11-2014, 01:25 AM
After the above song was over, ya needed a little more, ah....bounce.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aobIboK_z34That's pretty blasck tbh.

Avante
09-11-2014, 01:30 AM
As ya get on the outskirts of town...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPJHcdhqojQ

ChumpDumper
09-11-2014, 01:31 AM
Not blasck at all.

Avante
09-11-2014, 01:36 AM
Now you're just a few miles away, time for some....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUEiKZ64iug

spurraider21
09-11-2014, 01:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5Z6_Vsw_mo

Avante
09-11-2014, 01:45 AM
As you put your shoes back on and grab your keys, you hear her...."I'll miss you" You smile and blow her a kiss.

As you pull out of her driveway....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKgCLVl-bGY

DJR210
09-11-2014, 01:49 AM
:lol Aqua Velva

Avante
09-11-2014, 01:52 AM
:lol Aqua Velva

Do ya ever take it easy enjoy the music and chill?

Just for you littlle fella.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In8eHXq1mP8

DJR210
09-11-2014, 01:54 AM
Do ya ever take it easy enjoy the music and chill?

Yeah, but not in your threads.

Avante
09-11-2014, 01:57 AM
Yeah, but not in your threads.

You mean the ones you spend most your time in, got it.

ChumpDumper
09-11-2014, 02:01 AM
If you quit jerking off in the car to all that blasck and white music, you might be able to satisfy a woman, Avante.

Avante
09-11-2014, 02:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A

DJR210
09-11-2014, 02:05 AM
You mean the ones you spend most your time in, got it.

Don't flatter yourself guy. You wanna act like your shit don't stink because you just learned how to post a YouTube video.

Avante
09-11-2014, 02:06 AM
After ya get out of the shower ya put on your robe, grab a beer and turn on the tv.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPlFrmkXlE

Avante
09-11-2014, 02:09 AM
Don't flatter yourself guy. You wanna act like your shit don't stink because you just learned how to post a YouTube video.

Dude, do you just not pay attention? I posted tons and tons of youtube videos here ask anyone. There is another way to do....really. So stop acting retarded, ok? I did find out there is another way of doing it, no big deal.

Dude, be cool, shit!

DJR210
09-11-2014, 02:10 AM
Dude, do you just not pay attention? I posted tons and tons of youtube videos here ask anyone. There is another way to do....really? So stop acting retarded, ok? I did find out there is another way of doing it, no big deal.

:lol "ask anyone"

Avante
09-11-2014, 02:18 AM
:lol "ask anyone"

That's right ask anyone. Posted tons of threads just like this one.

Little man, you ever get tired of acting like a little punk? Relax little guy...ok?

DJR210
09-11-2014, 02:23 AM
After your crappy excuse at pleasing a woman, and never hearing from her again..


http://youtu.be/MkEATnHMYIs

Avante
09-11-2014, 02:27 AM
After your crappy excuse at pleasing a woman, and never hearing from her again..


http://youtu.be/MkEATnHMYIs

Shorty, why is everything such a negative with you? You ever just relax and chill and enjoy yourself? You seem so on the edge all the time, always needing to pester and bug, calm down down little guy....ok? I'll go find something for ya, be right back.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-fvh0wTYis

I don't know why but I can actually see you in fishnet pantyhose....hmmmmmm?

silverblk mystix
09-11-2014, 08:28 PM
You mean the ones you spend most your time in, got it.



:lmao:lmao:lmao


dick and his infamous bleeding vagina!

Avante
09-11-2014, 08:34 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao


dick and his infamous bleeding vagina!

It's kinda like.....I hate buttermilk everytime I drink it.

Malik Hairston
09-11-2014, 11:40 PM
:lmao Brut, tho..

DJR210
09-12-2014, 12:42 AM
:lmao:lmao:lmao


dick and his infamous bleeding vagina!

:rollin :rollin :rollin

benefactor
09-12-2014, 06:06 AM
:lmao:lmao:lmao


dick and his infamous bleeding vagina!
:lol:rollin:lol:rollin:lol

silverblk mystix
09-12-2014, 10:16 AM
dick's on the rag


:lmao:lmao

Blake
09-12-2014, 10:18 AM
So ya spash on a little Brut and head out the door.

:lol :lol Brut :lol :lol

The Gemini Method
09-12-2014, 10:31 AM
Brut? Really?

Clipper Nation
09-12-2014, 10:34 AM
:lol Brut
:lol Faggot

Avante
09-12-2014, 10:48 AM
"Brut"

it comes in a cool
green bottle
smells unique
women love it
when ya don't stink

it's called Brut
which tells it all
it smells great
summer winter spring
and fall

it's not too expensive
which is cool
any man not using it
is a fool

Clipper Nation
09-12-2014, 10:54 AM
"Brut"

it comes in a cool
green bottle
smells unique
women love it
when ya don't stink

it's called Brut
which tells it all
it smells great
summer winter spring
and fall

it's not too expensive
which is cool
any man not using it
is a fool


:lol Brut
:lol Faggot

benefactor
09-12-2014, 11:59 AM
dick's on the rag


:lmao:lmao
:lol:rollin:lol:rollin:lol

Blake
09-12-2014, 12:23 PM
it's not too expensive
which is cool
any man not using it
is a fool

So what you're saying here is that you're poor.

ChumpDumper
09-12-2014, 12:30 PM
dick's on the rag


:lmao:lmao:lol:rollin:lol:rollin:lol

DJR210
09-12-2014, 05:15 PM
dick's on the rag


:lmao:lmao

:lmao :lmao :lmao :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lmao:lmao :lmao

DJR210
09-12-2014, 05:17 PM
any man not using it
is a fool

Or younger than 60

Avante
09-12-2014, 10:20 PM
So what you're saying here is that you're poor.

Dirt poor, thank God for TV dinners and Ripple.

Avante
09-12-2014, 10:20 PM
Or younger than 60

How do you know this?

DJR210
09-13-2014, 02:38 AM
Because I'm younger than 60

Avante
09-13-2014, 02:50 AM
Because I'm younger than 60

And it's real real obvouis.