It was pushin 11:45pm

[SnakeBoy]

you walk into the bar and immediately a sweet 13 year old says "Me love you longtime, 50 dolla". You only have $25 but her prepubescent body is so fine. So you break out the sweet talk and she says "ok 25 dolla me love you good". You know it's wrong but you just can't resist her boy like body. Then it dawns on you that you can molest her and just say that nobody told you it was wrong.

[Malik Hairston]

:lol..

Poor girl, left the scene smelling like Brut, tbh..

[Clipper Nation]

:lol..

Poor girl, left the scene smelling like Brut, tbh..

Plus she spent the whole time being asked by an old faggot whether or not he looked like Lorenzo Neal :lol

[DJR210]

:lmao Inb4

Ok..I'll go slow..are you this fucking dumb, ok? All the sailors did it, hahahaha haha ok? Zooooooooooooo mmm mmm mm

[Avante]

ClipperNation walks into the bar around midnight, he's all alone (has no friends). None of the girls run over to him because he's too short and those zits....yuck! So CN grabs a bar stool and orders a "Shirley Temple". The mamasan sees that none of the girls are working the midget, so she evil eyes Sue. Sue shakes her head, mamasan insists....

Sue...buy me drink shortysan
CN..."you're a faggot"
Sue..what?
CN..."you're a faggot"
Sue...hauls off and slaps the shit out of CN, he falls off his bar stool and just lays there, yep...out cold.

[ChumpDumper]

Why did you follow him into this thread, Avante?

Quit humping his leg, dummy.

[TDMVPDPOY]

probably has a bastard child in asia he never knew...

[cantthinkofanything]

Quality thread. Needs to be stickied.

[Clipper Nation]

ClipperNation walks into the bar around midnight, he's all alone (has no friends). None of the girls run over to him because he's too short and those zits....yuck! So CN grabs a bar stool and orders a "Shirley Temple". The mamasan sees that none of the girls are working the midget, so she evil eyes Sue. Sue shakes her head, mamasan insists....

Sue...buy me drink shortysan
CN..."you're a faggot"
Sue..what?
CN..."you're a faggot"
Sue...hauls off and slaps the shit out of CN, he falls off his bar stool and just lays there, yep...out cold.
^ Leech humping my leg

[chunticakes]

:lol..

Poor girl, left the scene smelling like Brut, tbh..


:lmao Inb4

Ok..I'll go slow..are you this fucking dumb, ok? All the sailors did it, hahahaha haha ok? Zooooooooooooo mmm mmm mm

LMFAO!!!

[silverblk mystix]

ClipperNation walks into the bar around midnight, he's all alone (has no friends). None of the girls run over to him because he's too short and those zits....yuck! So CN grabs a bar stool and orders a "Shirley Temple". The mamasan sees that none of the girls are working the midget, so she evil eyes Sue. Sue shakes her head, mamasan insists....

Sue...buy me drink shortysan
CN..."you're a faggot"
Sue..what?
CN..."you're a faggot"
Sue...hauls off and slaps the shit out of CN, he falls off his bar stool and just lays there, yep...out cold.






:rollin:rollin:rollin

[DJR210]

:rollin:rollin:rollin

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[The Gemini Method]

I bet Brut hasn't had this much exposure on the internet before! Used in two threads...

[Brazil]

:lol solid thread

[Avante]

^ Leech humping my leg

translation

Wish I could do that, yep, too dumb.

[benefactor]

:rollin:rollin:rollin
:lol:rollin:lol:rollin:lol