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benefactor
09-12-2014, 06:27 AM
With a gasp you awaken because the sleep apnea caused by the excess fat around your neck has cut off your breathing yet again. A glance at the clock...."Well, might as well get up hahahahaha!!!!!!" The old hardwood floors groan under your large, obese frame as you make your way to the bathroom. A minute or so of search and struggle and you have found your equipment just before you urinate on your underbelly again. "Gonna be a good day! No piss on the gut! Time to go see what all those small frys are doing." As you walk back into the bedroom you retrieve the football from the dresser and tuck it under your arm. You slide a chair in front of your full length mirror and put your right foot up on it. You stick out your left arm and tuck the football close with your right. "Those fucks will see the Heisman winner zooooommmmmm all over them today!" A box of cereal and dozen donuts later, you are stationed in your chair...coffee in hand and laptop resting comfortably on your gut table.

The brower is open...

Life begins again...

Clipper Nation
09-12-2014, 07:35 AM
:lmao

chunticakes
09-12-2014, 07:53 AM
let us proceed...

lefty
09-12-2014, 08:25 AM
:lol football fans

Blake
09-12-2014, 09:02 AM
:lol football fans

Yeah, rioting soccer fans are better

lefty
09-12-2014, 09:12 AM
Yeah, rioting soccer fans are better
At least they are not fat fucks who sit in front of their TV for 10 hours of commercials and 2 minutes of actual play :lol

Rioting = exercise

DJR210
09-12-2014, 09:50 AM
:lol football fans

Zooooooooooooo mmm mmm

Clipper Nation
09-12-2014, 09:51 AM
At least they are not fat fucks who sit in front of their TV for 10 hours of commercials and 2 minutes of actual play :lol

Rioting = exercise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTweo1eI1E4

DJR210
09-12-2014, 09:52 AM
:lmao first line had me :rollin

lefty
09-12-2014, 10:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTweo1eI1E4
really?

You want to play this game, are you sure ?


cuz .... good luck :lol

silverblk mystix
09-12-2014, 10:22 AM
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lefty
09-12-2014, 10:25 AM
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Welcome to the circle :lol

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09-12-2014, 10:25 AM
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SnakeBoy
09-12-2014, 10:27 AM
:lol

Nice work benefactor

DJR210
09-12-2014, 10:27 AM
Welcome to the circle :lol

Plenty of room for more! Make yourselves comfortable!

:rollin :rollin :rollin :lol :rollin :rollin :rollin

DJR210
09-12-2014, 10:29 AM
:lol

Nice work benefactor

Welcome to the troll circle jerk! Would you care for some lotion, or would you prefer to dry dock it today?

SnakeBoy
09-12-2014, 10:39 AM
Welcome to the troll circle jerk! Would you care for some lotion, or would you prefer to dry dock it today?

You smiled when you read that first line. Don't lie.

The Gemini Method
09-12-2014, 10:42 AM
Circleee Jerkkkk

lefty
09-12-2014, 10:43 AM
lol he said "jerk"

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09-12-2014, 10:49 AM
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Avante
09-12-2014, 11:07 AM
It was pushin' 6am in the morning when the big guy crawled out of bed, after taking a leak, a shave and a shower he got dressed and headed out the door, a quick 2 miles and then some orange juice, a banana and some vits. The big game will be on in a few hours so he has time to knock out some weights. But before that he checks out the internet.

He sits there staring at a little freak who spends most his time on these sites crying like a little bitch, he can only laugh. The little freak is always....wahwahwhawah you didn't wahwahwah post a video wahwahwah. He can only laugh.

Then he hears.."hey baby, how about coming back to bed...ok"...he smiles to yourself, feeling sorry for wahwahwah but he has better things to do than worry about internet pouters.

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09-12-2014, 11:56 AM
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DJR210
09-12-2014, 04:58 PM
Jerking is always more fun in circle fashion, especially with other trolls

DJR210
09-12-2014, 04:59 PM
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lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896) - Why didn't you get a cool nickname?

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