Brut - the poem

[cantthinkofanything]

If you wear Brut
You smell like toot
You wear a cheap suit
And play the skin flute

You like to root
In the greasy poopshoot
of a dude that's hirsute
while playing the lute

[Blake]

I'm waiting for Brut the Broadway musical

[Avante]

"Brut"

she was long and lean
fine as could be
she came over
sat down by me

I was about to leave
call it a day
then I smelled your Brut
I think I'll stay

so after a drink or two
she took me by the hand
whispered in my ear
wanna screw

I'd like to say
I was surprised
but that would be untrue
ya see every night I wear Brut
I get a free screw

[ChumpDumper]

Y'know, your poetry is really quite terrible.

[Blake]

"Brut"

she was long and lean
fine as could be
she came over
sat down by me

I was about to leave
call it a day
then I smelled your Brut
I think I'll stay

so after a drink or two
she took me by the hand
whispered in my ear
wanna screw

I'd like to say
I was surprised
but that would be untrue
ya see every night I wear Brut
I get a free screw

I can see how in 1972 in Olongapo how Brut might be popular among the young girls

[DMC]

Y'know, your poetry is really quite terrible.
Yeah but it doesn't take him long to make it. I don't think he ever has a second thought. If he's using a pencil, the eraser is new.

[Avante]

I can see how in 1972 in Olongapo how Brut might be popular among the young girls

"Olongapo"

it's far away
across the bridge
at Subic Bay

a lot of bars
hotels and monkey meat
everything a sailor needs
drinks, a bed, and something to eat

tons of girls
all around
some all tall and thin
others short and round

but their cheap
and want to please
they'll do it all
even on their knees

Olongapo is so dirty
and glum
but tons of cute girls
to make ya cum

[Clipper Nation]

OP's poem >>>>>>>>>> any of Avante's faggot-ass poetry

[Avante]

OP's poem >>>>>>>>>> any of Avante's faggot-ass poetry

When you criticize...EVERY SINGLE THING I SAY...it sorta loses something.,

Little man I've had my poems read to the class by college professors more than once....ok?

[ChumpDumper]

When you criticize...EVERY SINGLE THING I SAY...it sorta loses something.,

Little man I've had my poems read to the class by college professors more than once....ok?http://www.mpict.org/images/ict_ed/CA/sequoias/sequoias01.jpg

Doesn't count tbh.

[Clipper Nation]

When you criticize...EVERY SINGLE THING I SAY...it sorta loses something.,
Cry more, faggot


Little man I've had my poems read to the class by college professors more than once....ok?
"Class, this is an example of what not to do when writing poetry...."

[Avante]

Cry more, faggot


"Class, this is an example of what not to do when writing poetry...."

Dude, you never ever get anything right, wow!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your level of stupidity should be illegal.

Even had my poems in the local newspaper.

Give me a topic.

[ChumpDumper]

Why do you feel you have to prove yourself to every stranger who laughs at you on a message board, Avante? That was like 12 exclamation marks.

And what commercial paper posts user submitted poems?

[Clipper Nation]

Give me a topic.

Why Avante is an old, fat faggot who sucks at betting

[ChumpDumper]

Give me a topic.Almanac lists.

[Avante]

Why Avante is an old, fat faggot who sucks at betting

"Avante"

built like a Greek God
hung like a mule
that's the mighty Avante
he ain't nobody's fool

a man among boys
a legend in his on time
he can do it all
nothing he can't rhymn

he likes to kick
CN around
the guys a midget
a little clown

Avante is cool
and bad to the bone
he just wishs ChumpStupid
would leave him alone

[Blake]

Avante is cool
and bad to the bone
he just wishs ChumpStupid
would leave him alone

You can't say you're cool and bad to the bone in one sentence and then cry :cry leave me alone!!!!!! :cry

[Clipper Nation]

"Avante"

built like a Greek God
hung like a mule
that's the mighty Avante
he ain't nobody's fool

a man among boys
a legend in his on time
he can do it all
nothing he can't rhymn

he likes to kick
CN around
the guys a midget
a little clown

Avante is cool
and bad to the bone
he just wishs ChumpStupid
would leave him alone
Write a poem about the topic I requested, faggot....

[Avante]

Write a poem about the topic I requested, faggot....

"faggot"

he followed everyone around
a little pest
a total clown
yep, a faggot

he was short
bout 5 foot 4
his dad was a drunk
his mama a whore
yep. a faggot

he went by ClipperNation
is that dumb or what
talk about a pussy
talk about a twat
yep, a faggot

he spent all his time
humping away
it didn't matter
night or day
yep, a faggot

the guy was an moron
and it was as obvious
as could be
he spent most his time
worried about me
yep, a faggot

[Blake]

"

the guy was an moron
and it was as obvious
as could be
he spent most his time
worried about me
yep, a faggot

No, the stupid poems make it obvious who spends their time worried about other posters

[Avante]

No, the stupid poems make it obvious who spends their time worried about other posters


Do you see me following anyone around?


"Blake"

he was always a grump
totally bummed
he'd make a laughing hyena
begin quiet and glum

he never had
a nice thing to say
just a little prick
each and every day

he'd spoil any party
as he does here
nobody wants him around
that's very clear

the guy is a freak
dumb as can be
what a shame he is here
and not in some infirmary