Happy Programmer's day

[ElNono]

I think it was yesterday?

Here's the source code for Windows 95 to celebrate:

#‎include‬ <windows.h>
#include <system_errors.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

main(){if (detect_cache())disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

printf(”Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \
or just call it Chicargo)\n”);

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open(”a:\swp0001.swp”, O_CREATE);

while(1) {
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
if (rand() < 0.9)
crash(complete_system);
}
return(unrecoverable_system);

}

[baseline bum]

I thought that was the src for Windows 98. I like using 8 for an error code and then the variable D so in C, C++, Java, etc I can write



if (8==D) {
error("you're fucked tbh\n");
}

[baseline bum]

Can't believe Windows 95 wasn't written with the Win32 API and all that fucked up Hungarian notation tbh.



INT nIndex;

/*
...
...
...


...
*/


LRESULT CALLBACK WndProc(LPCSTR lpszErrMsg, INT nErrcode)
{
for (nIndex=1; nIndex <= 1<<31; nIndex++) {
printf("shit crashed with error %s son\n", *lpszErrMsg);
}
return BlueScreen(nErrcode);
}

[ElNono]

:lol

[SnakeBoy]

I've never met a happy programmer tbh.