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AchillesHeel
09-14-2014, 03:18 PM
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SupremeGuy
09-14-2014, 04:43 PM
Please be healthy by the cowboys game rg3!

Avante
09-15-2014, 06:02 AM
Let's take all those 'chimps" off the Pats and see how they do, ok slick?

I wish all those 'chimps" would boycott the NFL, would love to see all you fucking redneck racists watching 4.6 guys playing the game, hahaha!!!!!

chunticakes
09-15-2014, 06:05 AM
It'd be a beautiful game.

Avante
09-15-2014, 06:13 AM
It'd be a beautiful game.

A bunch of slow white guys, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spurraider21
09-15-2014, 10:05 AM
A bunch of slow white guys, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
though an all-white offense would probably still beat an all-black offense simply based on the QB choices right now

Raven
09-15-2014, 10:12 AM
A bunch of slow white guys, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amendola, edelman, decker, rodgers, gronkowski, graham, woodhead doesn't sound that bad tbh

spurraider21
09-15-2014, 10:13 AM
amendola, edelman, decker, rodgers, gronkowski, graham, woodhead doesn't sound that bad tbh
jordy nelson too

Raven
09-15-2014, 10:14 AM
jordy nelson too

i hate him tbh :lol

spurraider21
09-15-2014, 10:17 AM
i hate him tbh :lol
:wow he's my favorite WR in the league... dude makes ballerina catches on the sidelines like no other. couldn't find a better clip but this was from last year's opener. he makes plays like this all the time, but not necessarily to that degree. when rodgers targets him on the sidelines he usually just throws it out of bounds and nelson reaches out and gets the feet in


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K50vBa1oUj8

AchillesHeel
09-15-2014, 11:07 AM
Let's take all those 'chimps" off the Pats and see how they do, ok slick?

I wish all those 'chimps" would boycott the NFL, would love to see all you fucking redneck racists watching 4.6 guys playing the game, hahaha!!!!!

What's your problem with white people? Calling them rednecks? That's racist.

Spur-Addict
09-15-2014, 11:43 AM
amendola, edelman, decker, rodgers, gronkowski, graham, woodhead doesn't sound that bad tbh

Garrett Graham? :lol

Raven
09-15-2014, 12:07 PM
:wow he's my favorite WR in the league... dude makes ballerina catches on the sidelines like no other. couldn't find a better clip but this was from last year's opener. he makes plays like this all the time, but not necessarily to that degree. when rodgers targets him on the sidelines he usually just throws it out of bounds and nelson reaches out and gets the feet in


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K50vBa1oUj8

there's plenty of good players that i despise tbh...

Raven
09-15-2014, 12:08 PM
Garrett Graham? :lol

you can even add a. hernandez if you want to add some spiciness... who says it wouldn't be entertaining :lol

Spur-Addict
09-15-2014, 12:13 PM
you can even add a. hernandez if you want to add some spiciness... who says it wouldn't be entertaining :lol

This isn't The Longest Yard :lol

Raven
09-15-2014, 12:28 PM
This isn't The Longest Yard :lol

well, it's a fact that you can't be called an nfl team nowadays if you don't have at least one murderer, rapist or child beater tbh :lol

Spur-Addict
09-15-2014, 12:31 PM
well, it's a fact that you can't be called an nfl team nowadays if you don't have at least one murderer, rapist or child beater tbh :lol

Can't forget gun charges, drug charges, vehicular manslaughter and/or hit and runs or any combination therein :lol

chunticakes
09-16-2014, 12:42 AM
ALL WHITE TEAM
QB: Peyton Manning/Aaron Rodgers/Drew Brees
RB: Toby Gerhart/Danny Woodhead/Peyton Hillis
FB: John Kuuuuuuuhhhhhhnnnnnn
WR: Jordy Nelson, Eric Decker, Julian Edelman, Glowstick Welker
TE: GRONK, Jason Witten
T: Joe Thomas, Jake Long
G: Logan Mankins, Chris Snee
C: Nick Mangold
DE: J.J. Watt, Chris Long, Jared Allen
DT: Justin Smith, Shaun Cody
OLB: Clay Matthews, Jarrett Johnson
ILB: Luke Kuechly, Brian Cushing
CB: Eric Weddle, Craig Steltz
SS: Sean Considine
FS: Chris Conte
K: Matt Prater
P: Patt McAfee
KR/PR: Julian Edelman

As you can see the All White Team has the best overall offensive (Manning) and defensive (Watt) players in the NFL. The only weakness I see is the secondary which would be masked by a beast pass rush as well as inept qb play by the All Black Team. So go ahead Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=33483) I challenge you to put forth an all black team that would beat the white boys. You can't.

spurraider21
09-16-2014, 12:48 AM
weddle can't play corner and who the fuck is steltz :lol

chunticakes
09-16-2014, 12:54 AM
weddle can't play corner and who the fuck is steltz :lol

who else do you wanna play @ cb? Jason sehorn?!

spurraider21
09-16-2014, 01:26 AM
who else do you wanna play @ cb? Jason sehorn?!
and u cant count that asian safety as white he's yellow :lol

chunticakes
09-16-2014, 01:37 AM
and u cant count that asian safety as white he's yellow :lol

ok you're right. we can however plug in chis conte at fs. he's white as snow.

how about schweigert? does he still play for you all?

Spur-Addict
09-16-2014, 12:04 PM
Maybe Chris Maragos can get some burn. Damn, the whole white secondary is trash. :lol

Jeff Van Gundy
09-16-2014, 12:18 PM
Maybe they can ask John Lynch to come out of retirement :lol

Avante
09-16-2014, 03:25 PM
ALL WHITE TEAM
QB: Peyton Manning/Aaron Rodgers/Drew Brees
RB: Toby Gerhart/Danny Woodhead/Peyton Hillis
FB: John Kuuuuuuuhhhhhhnnnnnn
WR: Jordy Nelson, Eric Decker, Julian Edelman, Glowstick Welker
TE: GRONK, Jason Witten
T: Joe Thomas, Jake Long
G: Logan Mankins, Chris Snee
C: Nick Mangold
DE: J.J. Watt, Chris Long, Jared Allen
DT: Justin Smith, Shaun Cody
OLB: Clay Matthews, Jarrett Johnson
ILB: Luke Kuechly, Brian Cushing
CB: Eric Weddle, Craig Steltz
SS: Sean Considine
FS: Chris Conte
K: Matt Prater
P: Patt McAfee
KR/PR: Julian Edelman

As you can see the All White Team has the best overall offensive (Manning) and defensive (Watt) players in the NFL. The only weakness I see is the secondary which would be masked by a beast pass rush as well as inept qb play by the All Black Team. So go ahead Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=33483) I challenge you to put forth an all black team that would beat the white boys. You can't.

You can't be serious, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who in the hell is going to cover....Calvin Johnson, Brandon Marshall, Larry Fitzgerald, A.J. Green? You got nobody!

Those white backs compared to....Adrian Peterson, LeSeun McCoy, Jamaal Charles, Marshawn Lynch...hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On defense,,,,,,Patrick Willis, Navarro Bowman, Robert Quinn, Cameron Wake, Carlos Dunlap, Justin Tuck, Aldon Smith, Terrell Suggs, Jerod Mayo, Von Miller and on and on and.....

Dude, you don't have the overall team speed. Who is cacthing any of those receivers/backs once out in space, what, a 4.6 white guy..hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude give me a white guy who belongs in with.....Barry Sanders, Eric Dickerson, Jim Brown, Walter Payton?

or.....Jerry Rice, Terrell Owens, Randy Moss, Chris Carter?

or...Deion Sanders, Rod Woodson, Ronnie Lott, Darrel Green?

or....Bruce Smith, Reggie White, Michael Strahan. Deacon Jones?

The bottom line is there are no white defensive backs, and the difference in speed is ridiculous at every position.

There aren't 32 white running backs in (NCAA level) the world, I could rattle off 500 black one (college/pros) right now.


Check out this All Time Black Defense

"Mean" Joe Green
Reggie White
Willie Davis
Bruce Smith
Deacon Jones
Michael Strahan
Patrick Willis
Mike Singletary
Willie Lanier
Bobby Bell
Deion Sanders
Rod Woodson
Ronnie Lott
Darrell Green
Willie Brown
DicK "Night Train" Lane
Emlen Tunnell

All in the HOF except Willis who will be.

Match that!

spurraider21
09-16-2014, 03:34 PM
the white running game would suck but they would just be slinging it all game with those weapons, quarterbacks, and linemen. With both Watt and Justin Smith, they would dominate any offensive linemen on the other side.

however, the white team is paper thin in the secondary and that's where the great athletes will be on the other side. however QB is a concern to deliver the ball

Avante
09-16-2014, 03:40 PM
the white running game would suck but they would just be slinging it all game with those weapons, quarterbacks, and linemen. With both Watt and Justin Smith, they would dominate any offensive linemen on the other side.

however, the white team is paper thin in the secondary and that's where the great athletes will be on the other side. however QB is a concern to deliver the ball

The black team has a SB winning QB in Russell Wilson, a fantastic stable of playmakers. A far faster defense and special teams. This would get ugly fast.

Chinook
09-16-2014, 03:49 PM
ALL WHITE TEAM
QB: Peyton Manning/Aaron Rodgers/Drew Brees
RB: Toby Gerhart/Danny Woodhead/Peyton Hillis
FB: John Kuuuuuuuhhhhhhnnnnnn
WR: Jordy Nelson, Eric Decker, Julian Edelman, Glowstick Welker
TE: GRONK, Jason Witten
T: Joe Thomas, Jake Long
G: Logan Mankins, Chris Snee
C: Nick Mangold
DE: J.J. Watt, Chris Long, Jared Allen
DT: Justin Smith, Shaun Cody
OLB: Clay Matthews, Jarrett Johnson
ILB: Luke Kuechly, Brian Cushing
CB: Eric Weddle, Craig Steltz
SS: Sean Considine
FS: Chris Conte
K: Matt Prater
P: Patt McAfee
KR/PR: Julian Edelman

As you can see the All White Team has the best overall offensive (Manning) and defensive (Watt) players in the NFL. The only weakness I see is the secondary which would be masked by a beast pass rush as well as inept qb play by the All Black Team. So go ahead Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=33483) I challenge you to put forth an all black team that would beat the white boys. You can't.


All right, let's try for an All Black and All (everything else) team:

First, the All Blacks

QB: Wilson/Kaep/Manuel (:depressed The black QB position has really gone down hill. There were much better players at this position seven year ago.)
HB: Peterson/Charles/G. Bernard
FB: Leach is still the best in the game, but he's not playing as far as I know. Maybe Walker from Tenn?
WR: Megatron/A. Johnson/Green/Boldin for toughness
TE: Graham/Davis/Gates still
T: Clady/Okung
G: Oselmele/Grubbs
C: Do the Pouncies count? If not, I guess we're down to Zuttah
DE: Quinn/Wake
DT: McCoy/Wilkerson
OLB: David/Smith
ILB: Willis/Bowman
CB: Revis/Sherman
FS: Thomas
SS: Byrd
K::lol
P: Don't the Raiders have one?
KR/PR: Jones/Ginn

Avante
09-16-2014, 03:50 PM
If we look at the All Time lists it's comical as to just how weak white players stack up.

Of the top 50 rushers all time...47 are black.

Of the top 50 receivers in receptions....45 are black. If talking yards....45 are black.

INTS...40 are black

Sacks...44 are black

Touchdowns..42 are black

Hell, Warren Moon is number 8 in TD passes and number 6 in yards.

I won't even talk about kick/punt returns.

spurraider21
09-16-2014, 03:52 PM
The black team has a SB winning QB in Russell Wilson, a fantastic stable of playmakers. A far faster defense and special teams. This would get ugly fast.
good point. i'd be very interesting in seeing Wilson with weapons... guys who are going to beat 1 on 1 coverage with regularity. he's never had that luxury

All right, let's try for an All Black and All (everything else) team:

First, the All Blacks

QB: Wilson/Kaep/Manuel (:depressed The black QB position has really gone down hill. There were much better players at this position seven year ago.)
HB: Peterson/Charles/G. Bernard
FB: Leach is still the best in the game, but he's not playing as far as I know. Maybe Walker from Tenn?
WR: Megatron/A. Johnson/Green/Boldin for toughness
TE: Graham/Davis/Gates still
T: Clady/Okung
G: Oselmele/Grubbs
C: Do the Pouncies count? If not, I guess we're down to Zuttah
DE: Quinn/Wake
DT: McCoy/Wilkerson
OLB: David/Smith
ILB: Willis/Bowman
CB: Revis/Sherman
FS: Thomas
SS: Byrd
K::lol
P: Don't the Raiders have one?
KR/PR: Jones/Ginn
Marquette King. he's solid, will probably be on the team for a decade. he's not lechler, but then again nobody is :depressed

Chinook
09-16-2014, 03:59 PM
good point. i'd be very interesting in seeing Wilson with weapons... guys who are going to beat 1 on 1 coverage with regularity. he's never had that luxury

If you can call what those Weddle and Steltz (or whatever) play "coverage". The AW pass rush would be beastly, but it's not like the AB O-line would suck. Lots of All-Pros on both sides of the trenches for both teams. Would probably be the best match-up. I think the AB offense would destroy the AW defense due to a terrible secondary. The AW offense would have a good chance against the AB defense, but I still give the AB the edge because they have the most talent.

The only way I'd see the AW win is because they should have superior coaching.

Raven
09-16-2014, 04:01 PM
chinook, inbreds don't count tbh

spurraider21
09-16-2014, 04:04 PM
If you can call what those Weddle and Steltz (or whatever) play "coverage". The AW pass rush would be beastly, but it's not like the AB O-line would suck. Lots of All-Pros on both sides of the trenches for both teams. Would probably be the best match-up. I think the AB offense would destroy the AW defense due to a terrible secondary. The AW offense would have a good chance against the AB defense, but I still give the AB the edge because they have the most talent.

The only way I'd see the AW win is because they should have superior coaching.
the AW coaching staff would be an all-star team of its own as opposed to Lovie and Marvin

Avante
09-16-2014, 04:05 PM
I realize a lot of you little shits are racists but don't get stupid-er...ok?

Here's the best All Time white offense.

QB...Joe Montana, Peyton Manning, Tom Brady
RB....John Riggins, Jim Taylor, Hugh "King' McElhenny, Larry Csonka
WR...Steve Largent, Lance Alworth, Fred Biletnikoff, Wes Welker
TE...Jason Witten, Dave Casper, Mike Ditka

While some great players there. Compare that other than QB to...

QB...Warren Moon, Russell Wison, Donovan McNabb
RB...Jim Brown, Barry Sanders, Walter Payton, Gale Sayers
WR...Jerry Rice, Terrell Owens, Randy Moss, Chris Carter
TE...Anthony Gates, Shannon Sharpe, John Mackey, Ozzie Newsome

But.....what other white backs/receivers deserve mention on that level? What, a couple? How about....Emmitt Smith. Eric Dickerson, Marcus Allen, O.J.Simpson, Marshall Faulk, LaDainian Tomlinson, Jerome Bettis, Curtis Martin, Thurman Thomas, Earl Campbell, Edgerrin James, Leroy Kelly and on and on and on and on.....

receivers...Bobby Mitchell, Charley Taylor, Marvin Harrson, Isacc Bruce, Reggie Wayne, Tim Brown, Hines Ward, James Lofton, Henry Ellard, Torry Holt and on and on and....................

spurraider21
09-16-2014, 04:06 PM
dont forget Don Hutson. the babe ruth of football

Avante
09-16-2014, 04:08 PM
dont forget Don Hutson. the babe ruth of football

Yes but he was playing against slow white defenders, Hutson a 9.8 guy while at Alabama.

Avante
09-16-2014, 04:11 PM
Imagine if the SEC was sill segragated. They would be a laughing stock as a conference. Why do they win like they do.....yep, an over abundance of players with that speed/size combo, yep...black athletes.

Chinook
09-16-2014, 04:14 PM
the AW coaching staff would be an all-star team of its own as opposed to Lovie and Marvin

Hue Jackson and Ray Horton would make pretty good coordinators, and there are plenty of good positional coaches to choose from. But I don't like any of the HC options.

The All-Brown (/Red/Yellow) Team is really horrible, though. I tried making the list, but once I realized that Sanchez would be at worst the second-best QB on the team, I didn't think it was worth it. It would be even worse if Samoans didn't pick up American football.

The Gemini Method
09-16-2014, 04:46 PM
Would Scott Fujita or maybe Hines Ward be the best part-Yellow players to ever exist in the NFL?

Avante
09-16-2014, 04:55 PM
This All Black team from those HBCU schools.

QB....Steve McNair, Doug Williams
RB...Walter Payton, Leroy Kelly, Willie Galimore, JD Smith, Clem Daneils
WR...Jerry Rice, Jimmy Smith, Charlie Joiner, Otis Taylor, Harold Carmicael
TE...Shannon Sharpe, Richard Caster

Chinook
09-16-2014, 05:19 PM
Would Scott Fujita or maybe Hines Ward be the best part-Yellow players to ever exist in the NFL?

Dat Nguyen :cry

FkLA
09-16-2014, 05:32 PM
Some white people can be such faggots.

The Gemini Method
09-16-2014, 05:39 PM
Dat Nguyen :cry

Totally forgot he was an NFL player...Dat Nguyen indeed!

Avante
09-16-2014, 05:49 PM
Some white people can be such faggots.

Imagine if the south stil had nothing but white players, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think most white people really understasnd the HUGE MASSIVE different between black and white athletes. It's that .....size with speed...combo we only find in those athletes with roots to westen Africa, We see it no other place.

Then there's that speed/quicks/elusiveness/agility combo once again "mostly" found in black athletes.

chunticakes
09-16-2014, 05:53 PM
Totally forgot about the coaching advantage too. And lol @ Avante highjacking another thread with his track and field bullshit and historical lists. Go take that up your "spot" old man.

Avante
09-16-2014, 05:59 PM
Totally forgot about the coaching advantage too. And lol @ Avante highjacking another thread with his track and field bullshit and historical lists. Go take that up your "spot" old man.


Never said shit about track and field and I mentioned all those 'current" black players FAR FAR superior to their white counterparts so how about cooling your bullshit ok?

Give me four white players on a par with.....Adrian Peterson, Calvin Johnson, Darrell Revis, LeSean McCoy...ok?

Hey stupid, do this.....look at the last five drafts and how many white players were taken in round one compared to black players, ok?

spurraider21
09-16-2014, 06:15 PM
Hue Jackson and Ray Horton would make pretty good coordinators, and there are plenty of good positional coaches to choose from. But I don't like any of the HC options.
solid point. i actually thought Hue Jackson was a good head coach too... the best we've had since Jon Gruden. he got fired because he was the worst interim-gm i've ever seen