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bigzak25
08-24-2005, 02:25 AM
i have 4.

beer. :drunk
(miller lite preferably, but, fuck it, if it's cold, i'll drink it, but blonde beer fo sure)

weed. :smokin
(i don't think i need it anymore, i might stop, but that's easy to say cuz i don't have any currently. we'll see when i get tempted.)

pretty girls. :hat (self explanatory)

cursing....fuck, i wasn't gonna say that one...:angel

and lastly....having multiple 1/2 gallon, rocky road ice cream benders...in my car, while driving home...while i cry softly to myself. :cry

i come home looking like i blew a chocolate snowman.

i guess that's 5 then, it's a long road ahead. :oops

step right up peeps, the flo is all yours. :elephant

i need to go find a toke and see if there's any fuckin beer in the fridge....oh shit...i just remembered my secret stash of hagendazz in my glove compartment....fuck, surely the shit has melted by now...eh, i'll go check anyway...brb.

bigzak25
08-24-2005, 02:33 AM
FUCKIN MUTHERFUCKIN SHIT. :pctoss


ceremonial pouring out of my chocolate nutty friend in 3, 2, ......:cry :depressed

TheTruth
08-24-2005, 02:34 AM
1) Crown and Cook
2) Gambling
3) Michelob Ultra
4) Women
5) Oriental Food in large quantaties. (Damn you mom)

bigzak25
08-24-2005, 02:35 AM
i hear that, i was too embarrassed to list my General Tso's chicken fetish.

Trainwreck2100
08-24-2005, 02:36 AM
I too have cried myself to sleep whilst feasting on a culinary item. Only mine was $1 Totinos party pizza, that's a good amount of pizza for a buck.

bigzak25
08-24-2005, 02:40 AM
damn trainwreck, i'm a fat guy, i'll feel your pain.

i used to eat a totino's six pack....they cooked quick in the micro and you could fold them in half for that authentic NY Pizza experience. :tu.......:cry

TheTruth
08-24-2005, 02:48 AM
damn...the six pack

I just had an order of fried rice and orange chicken I brought to work with me from The Panda.

bigzak25
08-24-2005, 02:53 AM
damn...the six pack

I just had an order of fried rice and orange chicken I brought to work with me from The Panda.



why you trying to torture me man?
damn, now i have to add envy as a vice. FUCK! :pctoss


not to mention i'm running out of computer monitors on my end....

TheTruth
08-24-2005, 02:57 AM
i like mixing the rice and the orange chicken together. gets the rice stuck to the sides of chicken. MMMMMM GOOD.

bigzak25
08-24-2005, 03:03 AM
you heartless bastard.

bigzak25
08-24-2005, 03:05 AM
fuck it, i'm high and on my second beer already anyway, time for a joyride to desflood's neighborhood on the way to a latenight tc's run. Fuck Yah! :elephant

bigzak25
08-24-2005, 03:07 AM
shit, i just saw the remains of my chocolate deceased friend again....:cry :cry

bigzak25
08-24-2005, 03:09 AM
i just can't handle this rollercoaster ride of death and despair in the valley of fatness, i better just call it right now. Goodnight you late night peeps. I gotta get up in 4 hours. yippidy fuckin do. peace, love and laughs, i'm out...okay one more for fun...:pctoss.

:tu

timvp
08-24-2005, 03:13 AM
Still on Chicago time, I see.

Get crunk.

:drunk

baseline bum
08-24-2005, 04:03 AM
Dowutchyalike... who the fuck cares? You only live once, so do whatever feels good and let others worry about it.

bigzak25
08-24-2005, 08:23 AM
Dowutchyalike... who the fuck cares? You only live once, so do whatever feels good and let others worry about it.


i always KNEW you were a wise muthafucka, dawg. props. :tu


and ONLY 14 minutes late for me today....that's a record. :elephant

KEDA
08-24-2005, 08:47 AM
http://www.ex414.com/images/crunk.jpg


shocker

bigzak25
08-24-2005, 08:50 AM
i like this one...


http://www.business-supply.com/product_images/image/EB043428_low-carb-energy-boosting-drink-16-oz.gif

KEDA
08-24-2005, 08:53 AM
ok, here goes



1. Cologne - I cant so much as even WALK by Sephora without going in and looking around, and probably buying something. I have a Macy's story that happened this past weekend, I wont get into it now. If you look in my bathroom, It could double as a cologne counter at Foley's

2. Gambling - Cards, football, bowling it dosent matter!

3. Cars - Classics to Italians, dosent matter, attendng as many car shows as either a judge, or a competitor, it is still a vice for me!

KEDA
08-24-2005, 08:55 AM
I guess this counts too.

http://www.viseinserts.com/yearbook-ad.jpg


since I use Vise Grips in my bowling balls!!!

Dex
08-24-2005, 09:16 AM
1) My girlfriend
2) Basketball (watching, playing, talking...you name it)
3) Spurstalk (naturally)
4) PartyPoker
5) Full House Sesame Chicken
6) The occasional drink or cigarette
7) Anything overloaded with chocolate
8) Apple Jacks

batman2883
08-24-2005, 09:17 AM
Corona
Hurricanes
Martinis
Gambling
Hot bitches
Spurstalk
Basketball

Clandestino
08-24-2005, 09:36 AM
ok, here goes



1. Cologne - I cant so much as even WALK by Sephora without going in and looking around, and probably buying something. I have a Macy's story that happened this past weekend, I wont get into it now. If you look in my bathroom, It could double as a cologne counter at Foley's

2. Gambling - Cards, football, bowling it dosent matter!

3. Cars - Classics to Italians, dosent matter, attendng as many car shows as either a judge, or a competitor, it is still a vice for me!

Are you a guy or a girl?

duncan_21
08-24-2005, 09:50 AM
In no particular order:

mexican food
pron
michelob light
computers
video games
football, basketball, baseball
fantasy sports
kinda breakin into a new one, poker
women

KEDA
08-24-2005, 09:52 AM
Cologne = Guy



if I would have said Perfume that would have implied that I was a girl, correct?

Clandestino
08-24-2005, 09:54 AM
I cant so much as even WALK by Sephora without going in and looking around, and probably buying something. I have a Macy's story that happened this past weekend, I wont get into it now. If you look in my bathroom, It could double as a cologne counter at Foley's


but this equals GIRL or GAY, not GUY. i can just see you fluttering around like a little butterfly spraying yourself! :lmao

Clandestino
08-24-2005, 09:55 AM
and:

What is the difference between Perfume, Eau de Parfum, Eau de Toilette, and Eau de Cologne?

The differences are simply a matter of the amount or concentration of oils in the fragrance. These oils are called "juice." The highest concentration of "juice" is in perfume (or parfum). Next would be Eau de Parfum, then Eau de Toilette, and finally Eau de Cologne.

Actually, Eau de Toilette and Eau de Cologne are generally interchangeable, particularly in Men's fragrances. After Shave has the least amount of oils. The higher the concentration of "juice" the longer your fragrance will last, and the less you need to apply.

KEDA
08-24-2005, 09:58 AM
but this equals GIRL or GAY, not GUY. i can just see you fluttering around like a little butterfly spraying yourself! :lmao

yes, as a matter of fact I am gay!


is there a problem with that?!

are you homaphobic?

or are you discriminating against me!

either way I dont think its funny one bit and you should apologize for it!

Clandestino
08-24-2005, 09:59 AM
:lmao

Duff McCartney
08-24-2005, 10:01 AM
Buffalo Wings
Women
Beef Jerky

bigzak25
08-24-2005, 10:09 AM
Still on Chicago time, I see.

Get crunk.

:drunk


thanks dawg. lets all do this.



http://extremeskins.com/forums/images/smilies/djsmilie.gif


c'mon ladies,....bend ova to da front, tuch yo toes, back it up a lil bit and get lllloooowww. :smokin


hey, not you, ....i said LADIES tpark....

MiNuS
08-24-2005, 10:32 AM
diet coke,Vanilla Cappuchino,regular tea,diet pepsi,diet dr pepper,esspresso shots.

oh and regular Columbian coffee.

ObiwanGinobili
08-24-2005, 10:35 AM
vices....... hmmmmmm. I'm thinking.

right now all mine are pretty much food.

pork fried rice
fresh oranges
fanta
ice cream
steak

I can't stop myself, I must have these items and I will go to great lengths to eat them.
other than that I don't bet (except vbookie$$), I quit smoking beofre I even turned 18, I hardly ever get drunk, I quit doing drugs before i turned 18 also.......I'm kinda vice free I guess.

Horry For 3!
08-24-2005, 10:57 AM
Are you a guy or a girl?
:lol

KEDA
08-24-2005, 11:03 AM
Just for the record, Im not gay, I just have a cologne addiction

Clandestino
08-24-2005, 11:06 AM
:lmao

i'm not the queer eye for the straight guy, who can't walk by a sephora... and i'm stilling fucking laughing about the, "macys, oh don't get me started!"

hahah... too fuckng gay!

KEDA
08-24-2005, 11:08 AM
guess what, Krista picked out the shirt, and the cologne.


life must be lonley living under the bridge!

Clandestino
08-24-2005, 11:13 AM
guess what, Krista picked out the shirt, and the cologne.


life must be lonley living under the bridge!

did your mother dress you too?

KEDA
08-24-2005, 11:15 AM
no, your mom did

after she dressed herself!

Clandestino
08-24-2005, 11:18 AM
no, your mom did

after she dressed herself!

:lmao how did i know your lame ass would say that? :lmao

KEDA
08-24-2005, 11:31 AM
cause my lame ass is allways thinking about the special people in my life!

sa_butta
08-24-2005, 11:36 AM
1.my daughter
2.basketball (have to play at least once a week)
3.Cars (A day does not go by where I do not talk about cars)

Clandestino
08-24-2005, 12:13 PM
#1 fucking with people on the internet too stupid to know i am fucking with them

MannyIsGod
08-24-2005, 12:15 PM
Billy, for the record...

never admit to being a straight man addicted to colgne. WTF?

Tres_Till_it_MHz
08-24-2005, 12:41 PM
Let's smoke that bowl, hit the bong
And then take that finger off of that hole
Plug it, unplug it, don't straaaain
I love you Mary Jane
http://x2.putfile.com/8/23512332280.jpg
and a phat ass turkey sangwitch from Rudy's BBQ

Damn how could I forget Midget pr0n and Tecmo Bowl!!

tlongII
08-24-2005, 12:45 PM
I prefer to look at them as opportunities rather than vices.

bigzak25
08-24-2005, 12:54 PM
vices....... hmmmmmm. I'm thinking.

right now all mine are pretty much food.

pork fried rice
fresh oranges
fanta
ice cream
steak



i love me some fanta, and i'd love me some fantana girls.
i had a hard time picking a favorite, but i settled on Lola.
she's so dayum hawt, she's :smokin.


http://fanta.com/downloads/english/ecard04_pvw1.jpg



http://fanta.com/downloads/english/desktop04_pvw1.jpg (http://fanta.com/downloads/english/desktop04a.jpg)
^click for free wallpaper playas^

and check out the bio...wow. :tu

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/bigzak25/lolafantana.jpg

extra candy...

http://www.visualintrigue.net/postimages/fanta2.jpg


now your are on your own fellas....here's the website...i like ALL the flavors. they need diet though. www.fanta.com :smokin

KEDA
08-24-2005, 12:54 PM
Manny, Id rather have an addiction and admit to it, than smell like Clandestino.

besides, if I was really worried about what the other people of the world thought, I wouldnt have posted it!

Besides, Clanny must have me in high regards to be picking on me, since I have never said anything to him in my life, I guess having an addiction to cologne is a bad thing in his eyes, go figure.

bigzak25
08-24-2005, 12:54 PM
:lmao

hahah... too fuckng gay!



you're the expert. :blah

samikeyp
08-24-2005, 12:55 PM
Breakfast Tacos

South Park

watching football/basketball

posting here

Unsweet ice tea

batman2883
08-24-2005, 12:55 PM
Big Red
Red Kool-Aid
Fried Chicken
Biscuts and Gravy
Chitlin
Malt liqour

bigzak25
08-24-2005, 12:56 PM
besides, the reason KEDA likes calogne in the 1st place, i would imagine, is to attract the honey's. So that's actually a hetero thing, but I wouldn't expect you to figure that out by yourself chump....er, champ. :tu

JackLalanne
08-24-2005, 12:59 PM
Excercise
Pimping my juice machine
Bodysuits

bigzak25
08-24-2005, 12:59 PM
Let's smoke that bowl, hit the bong
And then take that finger off of that hole
Plug it, unplug it, don't straaaain
I love you Mary Jane
http://x2.putfile.com/8/23512332280.jpg
and a phat ass turkey sangwitch from Rudy's BBQ

Damn how could I forget Midget pr0n and Tecmo Bowl!!


yeah dude, we really need to hang. you got hot girl friends? :angel

you of age to goto bars? :drunk

baseline bum
08-24-2005, 01:08 PM
It's all about Kiki

http://fanta.com/downloads/english/desktop01a.jpg

samikeyp
08-24-2005, 01:19 PM
actually being a bowler...KEDA has the best pickup line....

"Wanna see my 16 pound balls?" :lol

Triumph
08-24-2005, 02:30 PM
It's all about Kiki

you have good taste baseline, i bet she tastes great as well...the orange soda i mean... :angel

allow me to interject nice people of Spurstalk and say that first of all, i've noticed a poster with me as his avatar also, and i'd like to say, Thanks man, it's good to have fans...

2ndly, i've been reading alot of Clandestino's posts, and i must say, i like his conservative views and his contant fellatio acts on any law enforcement officials, so I think his post are really really great...















FOR ME TO POOP ON! :king

2Blonde
08-24-2005, 02:45 PM
#1 My Husband
#2 Mark Harmon (Navy NCIS)
#3 Jon Stewart (The Daily Show)
#4 Diet Pepsi

...2Blonde

thispego
08-24-2005, 02:58 PM
beer
weed
bbq'ing
basketball
spurstalk
what else.... making good grades?? lol yah right

Clandestino
08-24-2005, 04:43 PM
besides, the reason KEDA likes calogne in the 1st place, i would imagine, is to attract the honey's. So that's actually a hetero thing, but I wouldn't expect you to figure that out by yourself chump....er, champ. :tu

i think he needs some more cologne then! :lmao

Clandestino
08-24-2005, 04:45 PM
Manny, Id rather have an addiction and admit to it, than smell like Clandestino.

besides, if I was really worried about what the other people of the world thought, I wouldnt have posted it!

Besides, Clanny must have me in high regards to be picking on me, since I have never said anything to him in my life, I guess having an addiction to cologne is a bad thing in his eyes, go figure.

:lmao where the fuck did you come up with this? the 3rd grade? :lmao dude, i was just fucking with you and now your panties are in a wad.. chill...

samikeyp
08-24-2005, 04:52 PM
sounds like KEDA is just fucking with you too. You do it, its funny...he does it, his panties are in a wad? Its all in good fun.

Besides...like I said earlier...he doesn't need the cologne when he has the "16 pound balls" line.

KEDA
08-24-2005, 05:27 PM
actually Mikey, they are 15#

Dude, Clanny, cummon, this board was founded on smack talking.

"if you cant take the heat, get out da kitchen"



But bring some more of that food your mom was cooking for me the other night, it was AWESOME


I think it was sooo good because she made it with LOVE

bigzak25
08-24-2005, 05:29 PM
Clans momma is a REAL nice lady, we should ALL get off her. just sayin. :lol

samikeyp
08-24-2005, 05:33 PM
actually Mikey, they are 15#

my bad, bro. Still....the ladies will still go for it! As long as you "mark"! :lol

KEDA
08-24-2005, 05:34 PM
I had this custom stamp made of me leaving her house the other day, I liked it so much I had to put it in my sig!

It was nice of her to see me on my way!

KEDA
08-24-2005, 05:35 PM
my bad, bro. Still....the ladies will still go for it! As long as you "mark"! :lol


I allways have a "clean game"

samikeyp
08-24-2005, 05:36 PM
so if you do a girl doggie...do you yell "Brooklyn"? :lol

KEDA
08-24-2005, 05:38 PM
Lmao!!!!

Jekka
08-24-2005, 05:45 PM
1. Food, in general.
2. Shoes (this one seems to be getting worse as time goes on - I might as well get the entire Fornarina line)
3. Kid's books (i.e. Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl)

samikeyp
08-24-2005, 05:47 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/817573/14224721_F_tn.jpg

:lol :lol

The sone
08-24-2005, 06:17 PM
coffee
carbs
beer
choco-anything
garlic

needless to say i dont get laid much...no ladies wanna hang out with a wired up-carb loaded-drunk who reeks of garlic and has choco-skiddies on his face

tsb2000
08-24-2005, 11:13 PM
Vices- where to begin?

I'm happy to say I gave up the worst one- 6 months without a Camel. I'm done with that shit forever.

That being said, I passed the 230# mark last week. Good thing I'm tall and can hide it a bit! Food is truly my friend, and probably my #1 vice. Pei Wei, PF Changs & In-and-Out Burger are the best!

2. Coffee- black. It gets me going so I can eat! lol!

3. The Spurs- I live and die with this team. There's no question about it. I can get on with my life if any of my other teams lose, but if the Spurs lose, it truly ruins my day. God bless Tim Duncan & co!

4. News. I'm pretty much a news addict. My wife says all I watch on tv is news, sports, and news about sports.

5. Coca-cola. Sweet red-canned nectar! Who said water couldn't be improved upon? :)

Faccia di Angelo
08-25-2005, 07:52 AM
My Cds
Guys who's names start with "J" :depressed I'll never learn
Strawberry shakes (yum)
collector's items
Spurs/Colts

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-25-2005, 08:29 AM
4) Women
5) Oriental Food in large quantaties. (Damn you mom)

At first, I read that as Oriental Women in large quantites. :lol

TheTruth
08-26-2005, 02:20 AM
At first, I read that as Oriental Women in large quantites. :lol
only when I go back home.

bigzak25
08-31-2005, 08:02 AM
i have 4.

beer. :drunk
(miller lite preferably, but, fuck it, if it's cold, i'll drink it, but blonde beer fo sure)

weed. :smokin
(i don't think i need it anymore, i might stop, but that's easy to say cuz i don't have any currently. we'll see when i get tempted.)

pretty girls. :hat (self explanatory)

cursing....fuck, i wasn't gonna say that one...:angel

and lastly....having multiple 1/2 gallon, rocky road ice cream benders...in my car, while driving home...while i cry softly to myself. :cry

i come home looking like i blew a chocolate snowman.

i guess that's 5 then, it's a long road ahead. :oops

step right up peeps, the flo is all yours. :elephant

i need to go find a toke and see if there's any fuckin beer in the fridge....oh shit...i just remembered my secret stash of hagendazz in my glove compartment....fuck, surely the shit has melted by now...eh, i'll go check anyway...brb.


I've QUIT weed and rocky road.

I'm down to beer (in moderation), pretty girls(to wifey's dismay), and Fuckin Cursing. (it's a tool) :tu

SpursWoman
08-31-2005, 08:07 AM
I'm down to nothing but cigarettes, and those need to go, too. :depressed

batman2883
08-31-2005, 08:08 AM
man i can't help it im addicted to chinese food i cant stop eating it, im going to turn asian pretty soon

bigzak25
08-31-2005, 08:08 AM
well SW, you've had some stressful times in your life...

but you got your Man, Your Kids, Your Friends, Your God...

you'll quit when your ready. :tu

bigzak25
08-31-2005, 08:10 AM
i LOVE General Tso's, but i've cut out the Rice so I don't feel any guilt anymore. :tu

batman2883
08-31-2005, 08:11 AM
Damn Big Zak is all spiritual now......are you sure your not leaving to become a budhist monk?

batman2883
08-31-2005, 08:11 AM
i LOVE General Tso's, but i've cut out the Rice so I don't feel any guilt anymore. :tu


Man shrimp fried rice, and honey walnut shrimp have got me hooked for life

bigzak25
08-31-2005, 08:12 AM
i blame bubbagump.

batman2883
08-31-2005, 08:13 AM
those bastards, and crab legs, oh man crab legs are the shiznit

bigzak25
10-13-2005, 11:36 PM
I've QUIT weed and rocky road.

I'm down to beer (in moderation), pretty girls(to wifey's dismay), and Fuckin Cursing. (it's a tool) :tu

well,

i've quit drinking alcohol, stopped over eating, and stopped lusting over everything and anything, money, girls, etc etc.

the only thing left is the occasional curse word that slips out, but i'm working on it and also trying to stop eating meat.

not gloating, just sharing. Thanks. :tu

Dos
10-14-2005, 07:26 AM
granzin's bar b que (new braunfels)

adult swim

chocolate

starbucks carmel machiotto's

listening to good music while driving around town..