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Avante
09-23-2014, 03:57 AM
...Middle East, hmmmm? How about an Olympics?

I'd like to go over there and roam around in the blood the guts and the beer, oh yeah, they don't drink beer. I don't think.

Being 6-2 275 pounds of twisted railroad steel I doubt I could get lost in the crowd not that I'd want to. I'd like to meet some of these badasses, see how they act when they aren't sneaking around like deranged worms.

I do doubt any of them could hold my interest, what do they know? They don't know shit and that's the problem.. What do they talk about? What....goats, soccer, camels, oil, sand..? They don't talk women, football, basketball, blues, rock, jazz, MMA, rasslin', TV shows. What do they talk about? Well if I were over there it would be that big bad American. Hell I could change my name....Ali Avante Alli Baba Ali...........nay!

Being they always seem so depressed about everything, they'd love.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzeXMt9mghU
Strange Love
09-23-2014, 04:25 AM
275 pounds worth of Pork chops.
Avante
09-23-2014, 04:27 AM
275 pounds worth of Pork chops.

Don't fuck with me ya little shit, got it? Now scram asshole.
DJR210
09-23-2014, 04:45 AM
275 lbs of washed up and ED
Clipper Nation
09-23-2014, 09:24 AM
275 pounds of pure, gelatinous fat :lol
ChumpDumper
09-23-2014, 09:34 AM
275 pounds of pure, bigoted ignorance.


And fat.
scanry
09-23-2014, 09:38 AM
Qatar (which is in the M East) is spending north pf $200 Billion on the 2022 world cup. Brazil in comparison spent $11 billion this year.

What makes you think them sand niggas can't host the Olympics or an NFL match? I think alcohol is banned in only a few of the M Eastern countries. Pretty sure UAE & Dubai has plenty of bars.
DJR210
09-23-2014, 09:42 AM
275 lbs of washed up and ED

No bone, no cartilage, no soul..just pure, gelatinous fat.
cantthinkofanything
09-23-2014, 10:34 AM
I think we'll probably only see 1 more Winter and Summer Olympics at best. Things will fall to shit before the Middle East can bid on one past 2020.
benefactor
09-23-2014, 11:08 AM
Sup tubby...how's your pretend internet day going?
KoolAid Mans Brother
09-23-2014, 11:13 AM
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q45/gospelrapper/Screenshot_2013-10-08-12-00-32-1_zps44d574b3.png
AlexJones
09-23-2014, 12:48 PM
I guess 6'2 275 is better than being the rumored 5'8 275
lefty
09-23-2014, 12:52 PM
275 pounds worth of Pork chops.


275 lbs of washed up and ED


275 pounds of pure, gelatinous fat :lol


275 pounds of pure, bigoted ignorance.


And fat.


No bone, no cartilage, no soul..just pure, gelatinous fat.
:lol
DJR210
09-23-2014, 03:26 PM
Sup tubby...how's your pretend internet day going?

:lol
hehateme
09-23-2014, 04:01 PM
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q45/gospelrapper/Screenshot_2013-10-08-12-00-32-1_zps44d574b3.png

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Avante
09-23-2014, 11:54 PM
275 lbs of washed up and ED

translation

Hey Avante, how do you know so damn much?

Good question shorty. I have a lot of interests and a need to know all I can about those interests.
Avante
09-23-2014, 11:55 PM
275 pounds of pure, gelatinous fat :lol

Ever see a fat guy who was a sprint fan?
Avante
09-23-2014, 11:56 PM
Qatar (which is in the M East) is spending north pf $200 Billion on the 2022 world cup. Brazil in comparison spent $11 billion this year.

What makes you think them sand niggas can't host the Olympics or an NFL match? I think alcohol is banned in only a few of the M Eastern countries. Pretty sure UAE & Dubai has plenty of bars.

They haven't done it so far and it's not about $$$$$$$.
Clipper Nation
09-23-2014, 11:56 PM
Ever see a fat guy who was a sprint fan?
Yes, you....
Avante
09-23-2014, 11:59 PM
Sup tubby...how's your pretend internet day going?

Not bad. After me and the pretend wife had pretend sex I took a pretend shower then pretended to jog two miles. Got home took some pretend vit/min and had a glass of pretend orange juice. Then pretended to paint the garage in my pretend house.

Now here I sit on this pretend computer, drinking a pretend beer.
Avante
09-24-2014, 12:00 AM
Yes, you....

Well since you can see me what color is my hair? Do I have any hair?
Avante
09-24-2014, 12:01 AM
I guess 6'2 275 is better than being the rumored 5'8 275

I was 5-8 in 6th grade.
Avante
09-24-2014, 12:03 AM
These little kids are cute, aren't they, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clipper Nation
09-24-2014, 12:19 AM
These little kids are cute, aren't they, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#ShitAvanteSaysInOlongopo
scanry
09-24-2014, 12:44 AM
They haven't done it so far and it's not about $$$$$$$.

It sure is. Qatar is going to run out of oil by 2023 and the spectacle they're putting up is all for marketing. Pretty dumb I might add but they're trying to mimic Dubai.
Avante
09-24-2014, 01:07 AM
#ShitAvanteSaysInOlongopo

I've never seen anyone try and talk about so many things they know...0....about as you do.

Hey stupid, you do know those working ladies had to have shots to get their license....right? Now think ya fucking moron.
Avante
09-24-2014, 01:09 AM
It sure is. Qatar is going to run out of oil by 2023 and the spectacle they're putting up is all for marketing. Pretty dumb I might add but they're trying to mimic Dubai.

When did Qatar become the entire Middle East?
benefactor
09-24-2014, 06:08 AM
Not bad. After me and the pretend wife had pretend sex I took a pretend shower then pretended to jog two miles. Got home took some pretend vit/min and had a glass of pretend orange juice. Then pretended to paint the garage in my pretend house.

Now here I sit on this pretend computer, drinking a pretend beer.
You left out the part where you sucked a big, pretend black dong. Oh wait, you actually do that for real. Nevermind.