Least believable TV and Movie Tough guys

[Fabbs]

Yes i know he used to be a pimp (aka as extreme cowardice) and or someother criminal bullshit. Whatever. Soo phony on the Law and Order show.
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[UZER]

Ice cube. "Gangsta" sayin fuck tha police...turnt to playin police on movies :lol

[Thebesteva]

Apparently the new villain of walking dead is this one direction looking mofo. This guy reeks of beta male, no way he could be a bad ass

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[Fabbs]

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[CosmicCowboy]

Tom Cruise

[baseline bum]

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The nigga who was a stick-up guy in the Colombo family in real life?

[cantthinkofanything]

decent thread.
I used to watch Walker Texas Ranger because he was so bad. He cannot deliver a single line that is believable.

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[cantthinkofanything]

sorry for the big ass pic...but it's Chuck Norris motherfucker

[lefty]

Now this is a tough guy

Hasselhoff as Nick Fury :worthy:

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[RsxPiimp]

Joe Pesci

[cantthinkofanything]

Joe Pesci

Damn...that's pretty good. And I always liked Joe Pesci. But in hindsight...not a bad choice.

[RsxPiimp]

Damn...that's pretty good. And I always liked Joe Pesci. But in hindsight...not a bad choice.
He was pretty convincing in goodfellas, but was laughable playing the same role in Casino. It's funny because for a short period of time, Pesci and his 5'4 frame was the epitome of badass .

[cantthinkofanything]

He was pretty convincing in goodfellas, but was laughable playing the same role in Casino. It's funny because for a short period of time, Pesci and his 5'4 frame was the epitome of badass .

I think you hit the nail on the head. He played the same role in almost everything else he ever did which ended up making him a caricature. He went to Lethal Weapon which was a comedy/drama and played the same guy. Which makes everything he does seem like comic relief.

[Thread]

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From the television series "Jericho." He goes from town loser to A&P owner, murderer and financial wizard as nuclear winter settles in. He also gets a fine piece of local tail...his most impressive accomplishment.

[leemajors]

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From the television series "Jericho." He goes from town loser to A&P owner, murderer and financial wizard as nuclear winter settles in. He also gets a fine piece of local tail...his most impressive accomplishment.

that dude is in Continuum now, pretty good show. He's a genius in it, too.

[CosmicCowboy]

Hell. Katie Holmes could probably kick his ass...

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[Thread]

Hell. Katie Holmes could probably kick his ass...

http://3guys1movie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tom-cruise-short.jpg

Tom goes on Oprah:::

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[baseline bum]

He was pretty convincing in goodfellas, but was laughable playing the same role in Casino. It's funny because for a short period of time, Pesci and his 5'4 frame was the epitome of badass .

The real life mafia guy he was playing in Casino, Tony Spilotro, was only 5'6", and was as nasty as the character Pesci played.

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[baseline bum]

The real life guy Pesci played in Goodfellas, Tommy DeSimone, was way more of a sociopath than Pesci's character in the movie.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/DeSimoneGangster.jpg

[benefactor]

Hell. Katie Holmes could probably kick his ass...

http://3guys1movie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tom-cruise-short.jpg
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[JoeTait75]

I don't know about tough guys, but I had a tough time buying Damon Wayans as an ex-NFL quarterback in The Last Boy Scout, tbh.

[baseline bum]

I don't know about tough guys, but I had a tough time buying Damon Wayans as an ex-NFL quarterback in The Last Boy Scout, tbh.

What about when he was playing T-Bone in Colors?

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[lefty]

Di Caprio in Departed

He is a very telented actor but I didnt buy the tough street guy character`; maybe because he still looks like he is 12 years old

[JoeTait75]

What about when he was playing T-Bone in Colors?

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Most believable as the banana-selling swish in Beverly Hills Cop, tbh.

[ohmwrecker]

David Caruso.

[MultiTroll]

The nigga who was a stick-up guy in the Colombo family in real life?
I'll give that in the 1960s Tony Sirco certainly must have had more then the others mentioned in this thread. :lol
That having been said, as far as the Grandpa Munster 2000s version of him on the Sopranos, a joke.
And i lean twoards he being in real life very much like Pussy Paulie on the Soaps was.
Tattle Telling to Johny Sacks about Ralphies mole joke re Ginny.
'Member when he almost got his ass kicked by his moms 80 yr old friend Minn Matrone? The one who kneed him in the nutts? I would pay money to have had the producer write it in that she finished him right then and there. :lmao
This is the only picture Google produces of Minn Matrone. Gross. Paulie must have paid Google show only this pic.
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[MultiTroll]

Di Caprio in Departed

He is a very telented actor but I didnt buy the tough street guy character`; maybe because he still looks like he is 12 years old
He was the only one in the group i could tolerate. Altho no arguments about his look.
The F.A.G. bunch (Film Actors Guild) in The Departed:
Marky Mark Wahlberg
Alec Baldwin
couple more fags. Ya that movie casting for "tough" guys. :lol

[Biernutz]

Roger Moore as James Bond....What a joke.....

[JoeTait75]

David Caruso.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

[baseline bum]

Roger Moore as James Bond....What a joke.....

Winner

[Aztecfan03]

Roger Moore as James Bond....What a joke.....

Better than Timothy Dalton.

[MultiTroll]

Roger Moore.

Better than Timothy Dalton.
You guys don't find Pierce to be the least believable Bond? :lol

[ChumpDumper]

Roger Moore.

You guys don't find Pierce to be the least believable Bond? :lolhttp://www.filmmisery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bond-octopussy-e1362969312220.jpg

The least believable thing was how quickly he got into the full clown outfit.

He was actually more badass in Ffolkes.

[Koolaid_Man]

Steven fucking Seagal is the worst actor in Hollywood :lol

[DMC]

Mark Wahlberg as a SEAL
Mark Wahlberg as a Marine Scout Sniper
Charlie Sheen also as a SEAL.
Vin Diesel as anything

[DMC]

Steven fucking Seagal is the worst actor in Hollywood :lol

Yeah but he's believable as a badass because he is one. At least compared to other actors.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

George Clooney's attempt to be an action star was thankfully short lived but I bought Juliette Lewis as a badass more readily than I did him as one in Dusk Til Dawn. Or as any sort of special ops leader in The Peacemaker. I'll give him a pass for Batman and Robin as that movie somehow even managed to make a pussy out Schwarzenegger.

[DMX7]

S.L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction. #BAMF

[lefty]

David Caruso.
:lol Caruso