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xmas1997
09-26-2014, 10:11 AM
* I AM THAT I AM *

I have Risen from the dead.

I am the God of all ST Trolls, your "TROLL GOD" come back to redeem all of you trolls and atheists on ST.

Bow down and give thanks and worship ME, your Troll God.

I am your salvation.

Pray to me all you sick and wrong depraved worthless and ignoble trolls, as well as you who deign to troll the trolls:

ChumpDumper,
benefactor,
mrsmaalox,
Blake,
DMC,
anoukha,
ohmwrecker,
DJR210,
leemajors,
cantthinkofanything,
johnsmith,
Brazil,
spurraider21,
Cry Havok,
Leetonidas,
Clipper Nation,
hehateme,
Trainwreck2100,
Aztecfan03,
DisAsTerBot,
TheWriter,
RandomGuy,
fuzzylumpkins,
Avante,
SBM,
Koolaid_Man,
Wok,
et al.

All of you ST trolls and atheists, I have come back, RISEN, from the dead, to redeem you from your evils, transgressions, and sins here on ST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Confess to me and ask your forgiveness and I will forgive you!

I died, I arose bodily to Heaven, and became One with God, and I have been sent back to redeem all of you.

(Those of you already within your respective Faiths have your own Redeemer other than me.)

I am here as your Troll God for you sick and depraved ignorant trolls and atheists on ST specifically.

*REJOICE* *Hallelujah* I am come for you!

If you do not confess, then consign yourself to your eternity in damnation and Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*GLORY* *GLORY* * GLORY*

:king

Blizzardwizard
09-26-2014, 10:21 AM
Hey, I thought we agreed that I was off your troll list :lol

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 10:23 AM
Hey, I thought we agreed that I was off your troll list :lol

You are forgiven and now off.

:lol

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 10:27 AM
The trolls and atheists above are now MY disciples!

Go forth!

Spread MY WORD!

I am the Troll God!

pubic hair
09-26-2014, 10:30 AM
We're do I sign in?

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 10:33 AM
We're do I sign in?

You just did, my son, by replying to this thread!

:lmao

mrsmaalox
09-26-2014, 10:35 AM
Just when I thought his situation couldn't get more pathetic.....

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 10:36 AM
Just when I thought his situation couldn't get more pathetic.....

My daughter, mrsmaalox, confess your transgressions to me, that you may be SAVED on ST.

You are my disciple!

pubic hair
09-26-2014, 10:44 AM
You seem like you need a hug.

pubic hair
09-26-2014, 10:45 AM
Or get laid.

Trainwreck2100
09-26-2014, 10:49 AM
For a guy who isn't an atheist you did quality work commiting sacrilege against the catholic faith in op

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 10:55 AM
You seem like you need a hug.

All of us trolls do.


For a guy who isn't an atheist you did quality work commiting sacrilege against the catholic faith in op

No sacrilege, I AM THAT I AM, for ST trolls and atheists.

:hat

Aztecfan03
09-26-2014, 10:59 AM
I am not a troll or an athiest.

And you should leave. It was better without your trolling.

Trainwreck2100
09-26-2014, 11:01 AM
No sacrilege, I AM THAT I AM, for ST trolls and atheists.

:hat

catholics believe in one God anyone proclaiming to be a God of anything is therefore commiting sacrilege. Especially because you proclaim yourself God and not god. Note the capitalization

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 11:02 AM
I am not a troll or an athiest.

And you should leave. It was better without your trolling.

You are forgiven your ST sins!

You are my disciple if you are an atheist, but you are most certainly a troll, even in your ignorance!

Thank you for posting.

:lmao

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 11:04 AM
catholics believe in one God anyone proclaiming to be a God of anything is therefore commiting sacrilege. Especially because you proclaim yourself God and not god. Note the capitalization

I forgive you your ignorance in this matter!

You know not what you do!

What was said was said and no contradictions occurred regardless of your misunderstandings.

:hat

Trainwreck2100
09-26-2014, 11:14 AM
I forgive you your ignorance in this matter!

You know not what you do!

What was said was said and no contradictions occurred regardless of your misunderstandings.

:hat

There is no misunderstanding ask your priest if proclaiming yourself God is sacrilege or not? Dont forget to mention the capitalization of the G usually reserved for the christian God. If you're not christian than you're at least American so feel free to continue to blaspheme which is your right as an American

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 11:15 AM
A few of my websites when I lived the first time:

http://www.60sgaragebands.com/grimreaper.html

You'll find four original songs on Page 2:

http://nextdoordownpublishing.webstarts.com/page_f_o_u_r.html

spurraider21
09-26-2014, 11:19 AM
i called this a while ago in the death thread

Blake
09-26-2014, 11:25 AM
Cringe worthy thread

RandomGuy
09-26-2014, 11:29 AM
I am the God of all ST Trolls, your "TROLL GOD" come back to redeem all of you trolls and atheists on ST.

Bow down and give thanks and worship ME, your Troll God.

Personally I don't believe you exist.

Does that make me an atrolltheist?

DJR210
09-26-2014, 11:39 AM
:lmao


Just when I thought his situation couldn't get more pathetic.....

:lol

Brazil
09-26-2014, 11:55 AM
:lol :lol :rollin :lol :lol :rollin

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 12:05 PM
i called this a while ago in the death thread


As did SBM, only you two BELIEVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Cringe worthy thread

My son, the atheist troll, are my disciple. Ask your forgiveness and it shall be given thee.



Personally I don't believe you exist.

Does that make me an atrolltheist?

No, my son, your transgressions on ST make you the troll that you are. There must always be the Doubting Thomas, I forgive you.



:lmao

Pray for your forgiveness and the Father will grant it.


I am sorry.

I forgive you, as does the Father.

:lolI am sorry too.

I forgive you too, you are redeemed as per the Father.


:lol :lol :rollin :lol :lol :rollin I also bow down to you and apologize.

Go, and sin no more!

All of you trolls and/or atheists are forgiven and are my disciples.

:lol

DJR210
09-26-2014, 12:05 PM
:lol :lol :rollin :lol :lol :rollin

Our prayers have been answered brother, rejoice in his name!

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 12:08 PM
Our prayers have been answered brother, rejoice in his name!

One of My grandest disciples, go, and spread the WORD!

Amen,

Brother Ben,

shot a hen,

killed a pig!

:lol

RD2191
09-26-2014, 12:15 PM
:wow

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 12:18 PM
:wow

You are on the right track.

Forgive chump, he knows not what he does!

:lmao
:toast
:hat

JudynTX
09-26-2014, 12:33 PM
God you're fucking pathetic.

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 12:35 PM
God you're fucking pathetic.

I AM THAT I AM.

No more than the other trolls on here, like you!

I am here to redeem you!

Confess some more of your sins!

And go and sin no more!

:lol

ColinB
09-26-2014, 12:39 PM
Honestly, what is this?

RD2191
09-26-2014, 12:41 PM
You are on the right track.

Forgive chump, he knows not what he does!

:lmao
:toast
:hat
:lol:tu

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 12:52 PM
:lol:tu

Check your PMs.

You are a great soul on ST.

I hope to redeem the other ones who need it most.

I do not come to redeem the decent posters, but the sick and pathetic ones on here!

I am their Troll God come back from the dead to bring the trolls and/or atheists to salvation! :king

:rollin

silverblk mystix
09-26-2014, 02:11 PM
this thread delivers


:flypig :meeting:


:toast:toast

Blake
09-26-2014, 02:32 PM
this thread delivers


:flypig :meeting:


:toast:toast

Fluff krew

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 02:36 PM
Fluff krew

Bow down and worship me as your Troll God.

Your troll buddy chump is already doing it.

And you will be redeemed!

:lmao

manufan10
09-26-2014, 02:39 PM
http://www.exboyfriendrecovery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/drama-queen.jpg

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 02:41 PM
http://www.exboyfriendrecovery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/drama-queen.jpg

Wonderfully said!

manufan10
09-26-2014, 02:43 PM
http://coachingcommons.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/RIP-347-x-300.jpg

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 02:44 PM
http://coachingcommons.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/RIP-347-x-300.jpg

I did, but had to come back to redeem the trolls and atheists of ST such as chump, and he is progressing quite nicely.

:lmao

manufan10
09-26-2014, 02:46 PM
I did, but had to come back to redeem the trolls and atheists of ST such as chump, and he is progressing quite nicely.

:lmao

http://24.media.tumblr.com/643c46f06128486557e775fe9e7c24f1/tumblr_miskt8W29P1rc0luco1_r2_400.gif

Blake
09-26-2014, 02:51 PM
Bow down and worship me as your Troll God.

Your troll buddy chump is already doing it.

And you will be redeemed!

:lmao

This shtick is awful.

how long before you drop it and begin your usual 20 line meltdown

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 02:54 PM
This shtick is awful.

how long before you drop it and begin your usual 20 line meltdown

Good, goood!

Keep up the ridicule, that is how you best serve me, as a troll, since I am your troll God.

:lol

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 04:01 PM
Hey, where are my devoted followers and ridiculers like chump?

The Reckoning
09-26-2014, 04:06 PM
everyone forgot about you

hehateme
09-26-2014, 04:06 PM
I wanted to apologize for pulling the ol' bowling ball trick on your wife, while you were out getting her Subway, and making her bleed profusely from the anus again. Please forgive me as it was not my intention to turn her into a human sprinkler.

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 04:10 PM
I wanted to apologize for pulling the ol' bowling ball trick on your wife, while you were out getting her Subway, and making her bleed profusely from the anus again. Please forgive me as it was not my intention to turn her into a human sprinkler.

???

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 04:14 PM
everyone forgot about you

None of you can "ignore" your Troll God, by the very act of trolling you show your devotion and worship, and thus give me power over you.

I command you all to ridicule me and ridicule others!

That way I can forgive you moore, and make you my devoted disciples, because none of you know what you do.

:hat

Spur|n|Austin
09-26-2014, 05:19 PM
Mental issues? If so I guess this is just sad more than anything else.

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 05:40 PM
Mental issues? If so I guess this is just sad more than anything else.

Not with me, this was a troll creation.

Clipper Nation
09-26-2014, 06:40 PM
:lol Two fucking weeks to come up with this schtick.... as bad as Capri is, it only takes him maybe an hour tops to come up with similar quality schticks....

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 06:48 PM
:lol Two fucking weeks to come up with this schtick.... as bad as Capri is, it only takes him maybe an hour tops to come up with similar quality schticks....

Hey, I do not make the rules, God the Father does, and when He says jump, you jump.

Plus I'm not Jesus Christ either.

:hat

spurraider21
09-26-2014, 08:00 PM
I have a feeling xmas' wife died and he snapped :depressed

truly sorry for your loss man

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 08:03 PM
I have a feeling xmas' wife died and he snapped :depressed

truly sorry for your loss man

No, I died, and was resurrected to lead you all to your redemption and salvation.

Leetonidas
09-26-2014, 08:59 PM
:lol everyone forgetting about you and not caring that you were "dead"

Strange Love
09-26-2014, 09:02 PM
My daughter, mrsmaalox, confess your transgressions to me, that you may be SAVED on ST.

You are my disciple!

This new shtick is fucking gay dude.

Strange Love
09-26-2014, 09:05 PM
:lol everyone forgetting about you and not caring that you were "dead"

Shit, people barely care for quality posters when they leave for a long time and come back let alone some old dude that's actually managed to be worse than Avante. AVANTE for god's sake. :lmao

Leetonidas
09-26-2014, 09:06 PM
Wonder how long he'll keep this wannabe christfag schtick up before he gets bored

ChumpDumper
09-26-2014, 09:08 PM
Shit, people barely care for quality posters when they leave for a long time and come back let alone some old dude that's actually managed to be worse than Avante. AVANTE for god's sake. :lmaoWell, Avante did shame him into dying. Maybe he can again.

Chinook
09-26-2014, 09:11 PM
So now we have the Pet Cemetery version of Xmas. Oh good.

xmas1997
09-26-2014, 09:51 PM
So now we have the Pet Cemetery version of Xmas. Oh good.

:lmao

DJR210
09-27-2014, 03:10 AM
So now we have the Pet Cemetery version of Xmas. Oh good.

http://exploitnation.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/pet_sematary2_1.jpg

koriwhat
09-27-2014, 04:58 AM
pathetic

mouse
09-27-2014, 11:13 AM
I would love to someday maybe touch the him of your untouched garment to praise your name and see the light you shine upon us daily.

http://rs125.pbsrc.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-21/passion-of-the-chump_zpsd1c80688.jpg~c200

anakha
09-27-2014, 11:16 AM
I would love to someday maybe touch the him of your untouched garment to praise your name and see the light you shine upon us daily.

http://rs125.pbsrc.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-21/passion-of-the-chump_zpsd1c80688.jpg~c200

You could use this to fix up that pic:
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/512045157273706496/ZZz7JMni.jpeg

mouse
09-27-2014, 11:20 AM
You could use this to fix up that pic:
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/512045157273706496/ZZz7JMni.jpeg

You could maybe try this to fix what is eating your ass.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081009221633/uncyclopedia/images/0/0c/Gerbil_up_the_ass.JPG



The question is...at what price?



how far are you willing to dig for the truth?




















http://i.imgur.com/rR0t0Tl.gif

anakha
09-27-2014, 11:25 AM
Nothing to dig for, since the old man is willing to share his Twitter account and personal details with the world.

He really could have done with a few troll accounts, though.

mouse
09-27-2014, 11:31 AM
Nothing to dig for, since the old man is willing to share his Twitter account and personal details with the world.

He really could have done with a few troll accounts, though.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/jesus-chip.gif

anakha
09-27-2014, 12:17 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/jesus-chip.gif

The Jesus Christ account hasn't been active for a while though.

m>s
09-27-2014, 12:23 PM
Question:

How big of a faggot do you have to be to fake your own death on a messageboard? One would of thought with all that time away you would have found something better to do than shitpost here with other homosexuals Chump and whoever else you go round and round with.

xmas1997
09-28-2014, 12:34 PM
Transparency, just like RobDiaz.

Nothing to hide, never has been, and never will be.

No reason to lie on here either, never has been, never will be. What? Lie to perfect strangers who rarely even post who they really are? What is the point in that?

Who really gives a shit what strangers think, really,.......... most of whom are two bit trolls?! Get real!!!! :lol

I have a facebook account too that anyone (seems like everyone since I only know maybe 1/8 of those who count me as friends on there) can join, but I only go there maybe once a year.

My music links are already posted as I promised to do months ago but never got around to it until now.

pubic hair
09-28-2014, 12:39 PM
Oh Please Xmas God I will worship you if you can please just give me these tits for one night. I just want to rub them and tittie fuck them for one night and rest me weary head on them thank you o lord xmas.

http://i.imgur.com/uCuMH19.gif

xmas1997
09-28-2014, 12:46 PM
Oh Please Xmas God I will worship you if you can please just give me these tits for one night. I just want to rub them and tittie fuck them for one night and rest me weary head on them thank you o lord xmas.

http://i.imgur.com/uCuMH19.gif


You have been a good soul, my son.

I will work on this for you!

xmas1997
09-28-2014, 07:57 PM
Chumps and anakhas cries for help cannot be ignored, they must be forgiven because they know not what they do even though they think they do.

As their Troll God, I forgive them!

ChumpDumper
09-28-2014, 07:58 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs6/2564232_o.gif

DMC
09-28-2014, 08:00 PM
I seriously doubt the OP has had a real erection in 20 years.

anakha
09-28-2014, 08:00 PM
:lmao runs down to the Club to bitch after getting humiliated upstairs



Your account has run it's course. You need to put a wooden stake through it's heart and start over. This is never going to end, and you can't just wait it out, and hope that it will blow over.


:lmao blue font when he was so excited to post a tweeted response in the first place
:lmao 'Surprisingly he tweeted back' (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=237965&p=7599167&viewfull=1#post7599167)
:lmao hiding his fuck up behind 'sarcasm'
:lmao bought hook line and sinker into a parody account
:lmao begging for more attention from an account he thought was real (https://mobile.twitter.com/xmas1997glen?original_referer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spu rstalk.com%2Fforums%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D237965% 26page%3D58&tw_p=tweetembed&tw_i=512030579404341248)
:lmao royally fucks up on his first day back
:lmao humiliated by Avante
:lmao melted down and faked his own death
:lmao railing against trolls when he is one by his own definition
:lmao so dumb he can't even follow specific instructions regarding posting E/N articles
:lmao so pathetic he keeps coming back to the forum that makes fun of him on a daily basis
:lmao lies about going to Ivy League schools
:lmao Stockholm Syndrome relationship with Avante

xmas1997
09-28-2014, 08:01 PM
I hate myself for demeaning you.

All succeding mishaps of yours toward me are forgiven.


I seriously doubt the OP has had a real erection in 20 years.


You are also forgiven your trollish ignorance too, my son!

anakha
09-28-2014, 08:04 PM
:lmao blue font when he was so excited to post a tweeted response in the first place
:lmao 'Surprisingly he tweeted back' (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=237965&p=7599167&viewfull=1#post7599167)
:lmao hiding his fuck up behind 'sarcasm'
:lmao bought hook line and sinker into a parody account
:lmao begging for more attention from an account he thought was real (https://mobile.twitter.com/xmas1997glen?original_referer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spu rstalk.com%2Fforums%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D237965% 26page%3D58&tw_p=tweetembed&tw_i=512030579404341248)
:lmao royally fucks up on his first day back
:lmao humiliated by Avante
:lmao melted down and faked his own death
:lmao railing against trolls when he is one by his own definition
:lmao so dumb he can't even follow specific instructions regarding posting E/N articles
:lmao so pathetic he keeps coming back to the forum that makes fun of him on a daily basis
:lmao lies about going to Ivy League schools
:lmao Stockholm Syndrome relationship with Avante
:lmao no answer to all of his fuckups so he hides behind his newest shtick

ChumpDumper
09-28-2014, 08:04 PM
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Crazy_d0f51f_375133.gif

xmas1997
09-28-2014, 08:08 PM
:lmao blue font when he was so excited to post a tweeted response in the first place
I am a pathetic ignorant trollish wimp desiring your forgiveness.

It is yours, my son!


I need to worship you as my one true Troll God.

And so you shall the more you post.

ChumpDumper
09-28-2014, 08:10 PM
http://meme-lol.com/wp-content/uploads/meme/2014/04/GIF-Parrot-FAIL.gif

anakha
09-28-2014, 08:11 PM
I am a pathetic ignorant trollish wimp desiring your forgiveness.


:lmao at the sad old man forgetting his shtick, melting down and descending to insults once again

xmas1997
09-28-2014, 08:12 PM
Help me, please, this is all I can do, all I am reduced to.

You are forgiven this and all subsequent trollish ridiculing directed at me.

ChumpDumper
09-28-2014, 08:13 PM
http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/09/Parrot-Music-GIF.gif

DMC
09-28-2014, 08:17 PM
All succeding mishaps of yours toward me are forgiven.




You are also forgiven your trollish ignorance too, my son!


Incarnate Word up.

mouse
09-29-2014, 04:19 AM
I will be in San Antonio today anyone for a mini gtg ?

xmas1997
09-30-2014, 06:51 PM
I will be in San Antonio today anyone for a mini gtg ?

Today, or did I miss it?

xmas1997
10-05-2014, 06:39 PM
Where are all my troll and/or atheists disciples.

Post a trollish statement!

xmas1997
10-05-2014, 07:30 PM
And if you have a problem with the posts down here, then keep it down here like an adult and quit childishly posting your immature BS upstairs where it does not belong!

Anakha and benefag are afraid to keep their soiled pants down here because they won't be taken credibly, but would rather ruin their credibility upstairs with their shitting in their pants.

I get it! :lmao

m>s
10-05-2014, 07:44 PM
playing dead online is for fags

DJR210
10-05-2014, 09:29 PM
:lol editing nearly every post you make..how many times did you rehearse that one before you got it perfect, Waylon?

DMC
10-05-2014, 11:58 PM
Where are all my troll and/or atheists disciples.

Post a trollish statement!
You cannot have an atheist disciple unless you are an atheist leader.

I guess they didn't teach you that while you were class hopping at Incarnate Word... errr. I mean that Ivy League school you attended.

DMC
10-06-2014, 12:14 AM
http://www.60sgaragebands.com/images/Grim_Reaper_Run_and_Hide_.mp3


Pop tart.. lol

100%duncan
10-06-2014, 02:51 AM
wow

xmas1997
10-06-2014, 10:02 AM
You cannot have an atheist disciple unless you are an atheist leader.

I guess they didn't teach you that while you were class hopping at Incarnate Word... errr. I mean that Ivy League school you attended.

No, I am here to redeem all of you atheists as well as the trolls on here.

Because the alternative is all of you who do not will be condemned to an eternity of hell and brimstone fire for not confessing your transgressions on here, you will be damned and shamed and consigned to repeat your lives over and over again until you get it right, you will be allowed to maintain lives in mediocrity and unhappiness.

Leetonidas
10-06-2014, 11:48 AM
:lol faggot edits every single post he makes

DJR210
10-06-2014, 12:51 PM
:lol editing nearly every post you make..how many times did you rehearse that one before you got it perfect, Waylon?


:lol faggot edits every single post he makes

He's clearly a half a fag. Only a fag rehearses their posts on a forum. He is a huge, old, faggoty ball of uncertainty, second guessing every shitty haiku he posts. His conscience gets the best of him every time he posts :lmao

Expert
10-07-2014, 08:28 AM
Few things are more pathetic than an old man who felt he was on the cusp of greatness; he will lie, cheat and steal just to feel some of the sunshine his talents never achieved.

xmas1997
10-07-2014, 07:49 PM
You are all forgiven.

Too bad chump is going to hell though.

He is a lost puppy.

xmas1997
10-07-2014, 09:21 PM
Man, I am laughing my ass off about some of the worthless dumb pitiful trolls on here!

I can't stop laughing!

:lmao

ChumpDumper
10-07-2014, 09:23 PM
Thanks for reminding everyone you faked your own death after you had a meltdown.

xmas1997
10-07-2014, 09:27 PM
Can't read your post, sorry.

Ever heard of the "ignore" function?

I guess not, but you are so ignorant it is hard not to laugh at you no matter whatever drivel and nonsense you had to say, I'm sure I didn't miss much.

:lmao

ChumpDumper
10-07-2014, 09:29 PM
I just like watching you respond to every post you claim to ignore.

It's fun because you aren't ignoring anyone. You're just that butthurt.

xmas1997
10-07-2014, 09:33 PM
?

ChumpDumper
10-07-2014, 09:36 PM
Yep, just like that.

Keep it up. :tu

xmas1997
10-07-2014, 09:36 PM
I often wonder how it must feel to be such a pathetic lump of shit not worth a plug nickel such as you.

And then I have pity on you and forgive you because you are so pathetic!

Thank God I am not you!

:lmao

ChumpDumper
10-07-2014, 09:38 PM
lol you're just the guy who can't ignore the guy you claim to be so much better than.

xmas1997
10-07-2014, 09:43 PM
I don't know you are talking to me but if you are, ever here of the "ignore" function?

:lmao:lmao:lmao

ChumpDumper
10-07-2014, 09:45 PM
I don't know you are talking to me but if you are, ever here of the "ignore" function?

:lmao:lmao:lmaolol ever "here" of actually ignoring someone?

mouse
10-07-2014, 09:46 PM
Few things are more pathetic than an old man who felt he was on the cusp of greatness; he will lie, cheat and steal just to feel some of the sunshine his talents never achieved.

So your admitting he has talents?

DMC
10-07-2014, 09:51 PM
So you had a high school band and you guys broke up before you graduated. Still you think you're a professional artist and you lied about your education for what, glory among trolls? Come on Glen, fess up pal.

anakha
10-07-2014, 09:55 PM
So your admitting he has talents?

Well, it takes talent to lie about where one graduated and that one actually died.

...or maybe I'm confusing 'talent' with 'insanity'.

xmas1997
10-07-2014, 11:10 PM
So your admitting he has talents?

Actually now they are jealous and envious especially the two lowlifes chump and anakha, they wish they were me and had my life, and I don't blame them, I am their Troll God after all.

And they hate it that I laugh AT them all the time because they take all of this Internet forum junk so seriously.

The joke is and has always been on them the whole time.

This is how it should be, and how it will always be the more they pay attention to me, the more they prove it so!

:lmao

anakha
10-07-2014, 11:26 PM
:lmao still talking about posters you're supposedly ignoring
:lmao obsessed
:lmao still won't address the fact that he lied about his school and being dead

xmas1997
10-07-2014, 11:34 PM
Anagha, the lost soul who never has anything to say worth saying, so sad for him.

His life surely is a reflection of his terrible pathetic posts on this site.

He is by far the most jealous of all.

You never have a single word of meaningfulness to say, just banality and also constant lies because he just may well be the biggest liar on this site by far, even more so than the idiot chump.

ChumpDumper
10-07-2014, 11:36 PM
Keep posting about us.

xmas1997
10-07-2014, 11:39 PM
?

Must be admitting that I am speaking the truth about him.

So sad, so very very sad.

ChumpDumper
10-07-2014, 11:42 PM
Yup, the truth about me is you can't stop posting about me.

So sad, so very very sad.

But keep doing it.

lol

xmas1997
10-07-2014, 11:43 PM
All I can say to chump and anagha, is thank you for worshipping me.

The more you post, the more you worship me!

ChumpDumper
10-07-2014, 11:45 PM
You're the one who said you are ignoring us.

Why aren't you ignoring us?

All this troll god worship crap is just a continuation of your mental breakdown and faked death.

Tripling down on this hasn't been the best idea.

Now spout some more stupid old man stick about being God.

anakha
10-07-2014, 11:52 PM
:lmao 5-hour sustained meltdown
:lmao old man can't stop talking about the people he's 'ignoring'
:lmao reverts back to ad hominems because he can't talk his way out of a paper bag

xmas1997
10-07-2014, 11:55 PM
Glad to know that I have your attention even though I am paying no attention to whatever nonsense you must be posting.

Just proves I am your Troll God and that you really believe and I have your undivided attention to every word I say.

Thank you for your devotion and worship.

You are forgiven.

DMC
10-08-2014, 12:00 AM
Jesus came to my door and I denied him thrice...

Jesus needs to get a fucking job.

anakha
10-08-2014, 12:09 AM
Now spout some more stupid old man stick about being God.


Glad to know that I have your attention even though I am paying no attention to whatever nonsense you must be posting.

Just proves I am your Troll God and that you really believe and I have your undivided attention to every word I say.

Thank you for your devotion and worship.

You are forgiven.

:lmao sad old man has nothing left but regurgitation of old shticks
:lmao 5 hours and counting
:lmao devolving to ad hominems and 'troll god' bullshit because he can't avoid the crap he spewed

Leetonidas
10-08-2014, 12:29 AM
continuously replying to someone you supposedly have on your ignore list... :lmao

this dude seriously needs some psychiatric help

DJR210
10-08-2014, 11:10 AM
I pray for the day Glen Hobart legitimately takes his own life

xmas1997
10-09-2014, 08:58 AM
I pray for the day Glen Hobart legitimately takes his own life

I forgive you for being so ignorant, it probably isn't your fault like it isn't for the four douchebags whose initials start with, a, b, s, & e.

The more you try to ridicule me and respond to me, the more power you give me over you and the more you worship me in the troll manner making me your one true Troll God, thank you.

I feel sorrow and pity for your mothers that they never had any kids.

:lmao

mouse
10-13-2014, 02:28 PM
I never really was sold on the ChumpDumper being a TRoll since he's been posting here for many years but I'm convinced his screen name is being shared one day he has facts does research and can somewhat hold a conversation then the next day he post like a 17 year old with his "lol this" and "lol that" he doesn't get that's how the young people post.

Unless Chump has finally lost it and just slipped back into his teen years in any case I want to give him props and start a new "ChumpDumper photoshop" topic in his honor.

Let's see how many "lol" 's we get.

ChumpDumper
10-13-2014, 03:44 PM
i give that post two lols

DMC
10-13-2014, 09:47 PM
I never really was sold on the ChumpDumper being a TRoll since he's been posting here for many years but I'm convinced his screen name is being shared one day he has facts does research and can somewhat hold a conversation then the next day he post like a 17 year old with his "lol this" and "lol that" he doesn't get that's how the young people post.

Unless Chump has finally lost it and just slipped back into his teen years in any case I want to give him props and start a new "ChumpDumper photoshop" topic in his honor.

Let's see how many "lol" 's we get.
He needs 200 more alt accounts, a book with all the user names and PWs and then he can sit and make cheese dick remarks and Bozo the fucking clown type retorts using whatever name suits the conversation.

xmas1997
10-14-2014, 08:53 AM
Chump is a lost cause of over 87,000 posts of worthlessness and an accident waiting to happen.

As for DJR 210, he should just go ahead and off himself, put himself out of his own misery.

That is the only way he will ever find peace.

Blake
11-24-2014, 09:32 AM
* I AM THAT I AM *

I have Risen from the dead.

I am the God of all ST Trolls, your "TROLL GOD" come back to redeem all of you trolls and atheists on ST.

Bow down and give thanks and worship ME, your Troll God.

I am your salvation.

Pray to me all you sick and wrong depraved worthless and ignoble trolls, as well as you who deign to troll the trolls:

ChumpDumper,
benefactor,
mrsmaalox,
Blake,
DMC,
anoukha,
ohmwrecker,
DJR210,
leemajors,
cantthinkofanything,
johnsmith,
Brazil,
spurraider21,
Cry Havok,
Leetonidas,
Clipper Nation,
hehateme,
Trainwreck2100,
Aztecfan03,
DisAsTerBot,
TheWriter,
RandomGuy,
fuzzylumpkins,
Avante,
SBM,
Koolaid_Man,
Wok,
et al.

All of you ST trolls and atheists, I have come back, RISEN, from the dead, to redeem you from your evils, transgressions, and sins here on ST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Confess to me and ask your forgiveness and I will forgive you!

I died, I arose bodily to Heaven, and became One with God, and I have been sent back to redeem all of you.

(Those of you already within your respective Faiths have your own Redeemer other than me.)

I am here as your Troll God for you sick and depraved ignorant trolls and atheists on ST specifically.

*REJOICE* *Hallelujah* I am come for you!

If you do not confess, then consign yourself to your eternity in damnation and Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*GLORY* *GLORY* * GLORY*

:king

not so much.

pgardn
11-24-2014, 09:48 AM
Mouse and Rob did not make the grade.
Too bad.

Half of my ignore list is gone, which feels like Spring cleaning in Fall.
Kinda wanted a clean sweep.

Blake
11-24-2014, 10:22 AM
As for DJR 210, he should just go ahead and off himself, put himself out of his own misery.



Pretty horrible thing for a Christian to say, tbh.

mrsmaalox
11-24-2014, 10:55 AM
Pretty funny bumping these old threads; for some reason I picture xmas1997 lurking the Club having a tantrum like when Yosemite Sam says "Oooh I'm hopping mad!" :madrun

:lmao

JudynTX
11-24-2014, 10:58 AM
Pretty funny bumping these old threads; for some reason I picture xmas1997 lurking the Club having a tantrum like when Yosemite Sam says "Oooh I'm hopping mad!" :madrun

:lmao

He's probably already registered a new name. Pissed off that Kori won't approve it. :rollin

anakha
11-24-2014, 04:41 PM
He's probably already registered a new name. Pissed off that Kori won't approve it. :rollin

I'm almost 100% sure the old man tried registering a new account after the fake death shtick and came up with this after waiting for two weeks with no approval. :lol

The Reckoning
11-24-2014, 05:20 PM
lol Kori nailing this false prophet to the cross

Jabba
07-03-2015, 01:59 PM
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DJR210
07-31-2020, 04:27 AM
:lmao that one time Glen Hobart faked his own death on ST

DJR210
07-31-2020, 04:28 AM
Just when I thought his situation couldn't get more pathetic.....

:lmao they wouldn't believe us if we couldn't bump this shit