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cantthinkofanything
09-29-2014, 09:55 AM
I'm concerned now. At first I thought it was kind of cool that when I was sucking on pubic hair's mom's nipple, a piece of corn shot into my mouth. But now...how did that corn get there? Did some gay guy originally eat the corn and then when he was getting buttfucked, the corn kernal got lodged in his boyfriend's pee hole? Did that fag then fuck pubic hair's mom and shoost the corn into her vagina? or maybe she sucked the corn from the gay guy's weenie? but now, I sucked the corn through her nipple. I'm kind of grossed out thinking that that corn could have come from the butthole of a gay guy and the pee hole of another gay guy. (no home)

CosmicCowboy
09-29-2014, 09:57 AM
9/29/2014 Spurstalk just hit an all time low.

worst post ever.

pubic hair
09-29-2014, 09:59 AM
The other nipple provides jalapeno's. It's a nice 1-2 punch.

pubic hair
09-29-2014, 10:04 AM
You completely forgot Rob hauled the corn.

RD2191
09-29-2014, 10:15 AM
:wakeup

pubic hair
09-29-2014, 10:19 AM
:wakeup

Stop drinking coffee and go haul some corn ya fuckin corn hauler.:lol

DeadlyDynasty
09-29-2014, 10:21 AM
9/29/2014 Spurstalk just hit an all time low.

worst post ever.

RD2191
09-29-2014, 10:26 AM
Stop drinking coffee and go haul some corn ya fuckin corn hauler.:lol
Moisture is too high. Can't cut yet. Gotta wait til tmrw. :wakeup

pubic hair
09-29-2014, 10:37 AM
Moisture is too high. Can't cut yet. Gotta wait til tmrw. :wakeup

I respect that your panties are the unbunchable kind.

cantthinkofanything
09-29-2014, 11:16 AM
The other nipple provides jalapeno's. It's a nice 1-2 punch.

oooh. Daddy like.

If I could learn to spooge tomatoes and onions, I could create a nice pico mix on her chest.

pubic hair
09-29-2014, 01:56 PM
oooh. Daddy like.

If I could learn to spooge tomatoes and onions, I could create a nice pico mix on her chest.

No Garlic? Cilantro?

cantthinkofanything
09-29-2014, 03:58 PM
No Garlic? Cilantro?

How the fuck do I accomplish that? Tbh, I don't know how many people will eat nipple corn peephole pico. If it takes off, I'll work on pooping cilantro and garlic.