Lakers: Kobe Looking Vintage Folks!!!! [Archive]

phoenix219

10-01-2014, 05:52 PM

m>s

10-01-2014, 05:54 PM

hes like the washington version of jordan..but shittier. because he was always shittier to begin with.

Malik Hairston

10-01-2014, 05:55 PM

:lol OP is a moron, tbh..

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10-01-2014, 05:57 PM

If the Lakers ruined their chances of maximizing BOTH their point guards by firing the undermined coach.

you heard it here first, if the Lakers surprise anyone this year and overachieve, it will be because of a team style employed by a resurgent Nash/Lin pairing. Steve gets his grove going, the game changes.

;)

You motherfucker, standing there at O & 46 and casting us down. If I didn't like you I'd hunt you down this evening and leave you where I found ya.

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10-01-2014, 05:58 PM

hes like the washington version of jordan

Nobody is like that.

tee, hee.

Kool Bob Love

10-01-2014, 05:59 PM

U think they can pull off 35 wins Kool?

As long as the pick stays in PHX.

benstanfield

10-01-2014, 05:59 PM

:lol black hole

Koolaid_Man

10-01-2014, 06:02 PM

U think they can pull off 35 wins Kool?

I'm cautiously optimistic...if the basketball gods decide to be fair this year we'll win it all

phoenix219

10-01-2014, 06:04 PM

You motherfucker, standing there at O & 46 and casting us down. If I didn't like you I'd hunt you down this evening and leave you where I found ya.

:D

hey, you should be agreeing on the coach issue, no?

anyways, i am actually rooting for you guys this year, as long as i can apply the appropriate credit... ;) its probably more a hope then a prediction, but on the off chance that it happens, i had to predict it here. Steve deserves to go out on a high note, and I really hope that LA ends up getting *something* out of Nash during these 3 years.

I'll keep my mouth shut about future draft considerations....;)

Koolaid_Man

10-01-2014, 06:06 PM

Check out this pass from Kobe to Nash who sinks the jumper

https://vine.co/v/OmvejbatnEq

Koolaid_Man

10-01-2014, 06:07 PM

then Kobe connects from the top of the key

https://vine.co/v/OmvhK2DKnUV

m>s

10-01-2014, 06:13 PM

Nobody is like that.

tee, hee.
your kobe is, except we'll have to see if he can even put up 20ppg

Koolaid_Man

10-01-2014, 06:20 PM

one thing about Byron is he's very honest...

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Clipper Nation

10-01-2014, 06:21 PM

"Vintage" as in "old"....

Koolaid_Man

10-01-2014, 06:22 PM

his rings are old too but they do exist :lol

Koolaid_Man

10-01-2014, 06:23 PM

Lakers Practice Report: Kobe, ‘I’ve NEVER Run This Much In An NBA Practice’

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10-01-2014, 06:24 PM

your kobe is

No.

Kool Bob Love

10-01-2014, 06:26 PM

No.

You're done. DONE!

m>s

10-01-2014, 06:32 PM

No.

my predictions next season for the kobester:

17ppg
37% shooting

Koolaid_Man

10-01-2014, 06:35 PM

my predictions next season for the kobester:

17ppg
37% shooting

21 ppg 8 assists 8 rbs, 2 steals, 2 blocks, on 70% shooting :toast

illusioNtEk

10-01-2014, 06:37 PM

Lakers won't even win 40 games

Koolaid_Man

10-01-2014, 06:38 PM

Lakers won't even win 40 games

settle down man..he's baaaacckkkkk!!!!!

Koolaid_Man

10-01-2014, 06:38 PM

my predictions next season for the kobester:

17ppg
37% shooting

how does that pic in my sig make you feel brother? :lol

Koolaid_Man

10-01-2014, 06:39 PM

I really hope Swaggy P will develop into Kobe's Pippen this season...if so we're gonna be special

Splits

10-01-2014, 06:42 PM

Check out this pass from Kobe to Nash who sinks the jumper

https://vine.co/v/OmvejbatnEq

terrible pass

RsxPiimp

10-01-2014, 06:42 PM

Not gonna lie, I cringed when he landed his feet on the ground, 82 games next year, It's going to be an uneasy feeling watching him on the floor :(

Jumper looks good tho. Cant take that away from him.

m>s

10-01-2014, 06:46 PM

how does that pic in my sig make you feel brother? :lol
i havent had sigs activated in years

Koolaid_Man

10-01-2014, 06:53 PM

i havent had pussy in years

FIFY

RsxPiimp

10-01-2014, 07:03 PM

Nash also looking good. Cant put my hopes up though.

m>s

10-01-2014, 07:06 PM

its like being in jr high all over again with kool around. except last time a kid tried to mess with me i beat him up and had to run after practice.

Franklin

10-01-2014, 07:14 PM

I feel it too and it's fun that's why I don't want Kool banned tbh.

kobe4life

10-01-2014, 07:28 PM

This video just confirms what I have been saying for a while that God is going to win the MVP this season. Spur fans be afraid be very afraid because God is going to dethrone you guys.

xellos88330

10-01-2014, 08:14 PM

Check out this pass from Kobe to Nash who sinks the jumper

https://vine.co/v/OmvejbatnEq

Obviously a fake. Everyone know Kobe doesn't pass.

hyhy

10-01-2014, 08:24 PM

who is going to play defense on this team?

Splits

10-01-2014, 08:31 PM

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elmanutres

10-01-2014, 09:00 PM

*bookmarks page for future laughs*

KaiRMD1

10-01-2014, 10:06 PM

Let's all remember something, Kobe is playing this way against his own teammates. Wait until the ol' sport plays against another NBA team

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10-01-2014, 10:33 PM

Let's all remember something, Kobe is playing this way against his own teammates. Wait until the ol' sport plays against another NBA team

Battier whipped Duncan's ass, anything is possible.

ElNono

10-01-2014, 11:19 PM

He should've retired after the Achiles, tbh... He's just hurting whatever legacy he had at this point... Same with Nash

SpurSwag

10-01-2014, 11:26 PM

I really hope Kobe comes back near the level he was at, say what you want about Kobe but he's fun to watch

Mark in Austin

10-01-2014, 11:33 PM

Check out this pass from Kobe to Nash who sinks the jumper

https://vine.co/v/OmvejbatnEq

That wasn't a pass. That was Kobe bouncing the ball off his shoe.

ElNono

10-01-2014, 11:58 PM

I really hope Kobe comes back near the level he was at, say what you want about Kobe but he's fun to watch

Kobe the trainwreck and franchise killer from the last 2-3 years has been entertaining as fuck, no doubt about it.

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10-02-2014, 12:03 AM

Kobe the trainwreck and franchise killer from the last 2-3 years has been entertaining as fuck, no doubt about it.

Especially that pass to Artest. tee, hee. You and every other hump thought he was gonna jack that howitzer.

Uh, uh.

ElNono

10-02-2014, 12:09 AM

Especially that pass to Artest. tee, hee. You and every other hump thought he was gonna jack that howitzer.

Uh, uh.

it probably felt as good as Duncan nailing OKC to the tree of woe en route to 5...

But, as I said, Kobe followed it up by digging Dr Buss and the Lakers grave... It got so bad he left you carrying the bag all summer...

Uh, uh

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10-02-2014, 12:35 AM

it probably felt as good as Duncan nailing OKC to the tree of woe en route to 5...

But, as I said, Kobe followed it up by digging Dr Buss and the Lakers grave... It got so bad he left you carrying the bag all summer...

Uh, uh

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

TDMVPDPOY

10-02-2014, 01:53 AM

fit or injured kobe doesnt make a difference

as long spurs continue to take a shit on the laker franchise is all it matters, especially under this clowns regime

Sean Cagney

10-02-2014, 02:07 AM

Nobody is like that.

tee, hee.
Yes, getting over 20 ppg at damn near 40 years old is just horrible, nobody is like that? FEW can do that, few are like that man.

Tee hee.
Battier whipped Duncan's ass, anything is possible.

4-0 in 04 playoffs and 4-1 in this years playoffs where the clown got retired. Duncan got him first and LAST SIR..... That is all that matters.
This video just confirms what I have been saying for a while that God is going to win the MVP this season. Spur fans be afraid be very afraid because God is going to dethrone you guys.

^^^^^^ Here is the most delusional fucker on the planet chiming in with his normal bullshit :lol:lol

Mori Chu

10-02-2014, 08:50 AM

The pride before the fall.

Lakers will win fewer than 40 games and will miss the playoffs. If you're depending on Achilles, a 41-year-old (!) Nash, Lin, Swaggy P, and Carlos Boozer, it's going to be a long season.

At least my SUNS get your first-round sure to be lottery draft pick. Oops! Oh me, oh my.

SpurSwag

10-02-2014, 09:17 AM

In a perfect world for me, Kobe averages 25, 5, and 5 throughout the regular season and looks like the old kobe to an extent, the lakers somehow sneak into the playoffs and match up with the spurs, and we sweep them while kobe plays like complete dog shit cuz of leonard.

Killakobe81

10-02-2014, 09:47 AM

He should've retired after the Achiles, tbh... He's just hurting whatever legacy he had at this point... Same with Nash

I disagree completely. Who would want to go out on that note, even if he he stayed to hit the FT's? If he can still play at a high level (TBD) why would he leave now? I prefer you play until you feel you cannot then the false retirement of other icons like Magic and Jordan. Again remember El, many were thinking duncan's best days were long gone and though far from prime Duncan, he has had backtoback strong seasons.

If he looks like last year's Kobe (before he got hurt) all season, then I would say this season should be his las,t extension or not. But if he is "close" to what he was two years ago. that is still a highly effective player.

Killakobe81

10-02-2014, 09:48 AM

lefty

10-02-2014, 09:48 AM

This video just confirms what I have been saying for a while that God is going to win the MVP this season. Spur fans be afraid be very afraid because God is going to dethrone you guys.
:worthy:

Killakobe81

10-02-2014, 09:49 AM

As for the vid it was nice to see but are we talking about PRACTICE? Not a game ...but PRACTiCE?!

I'll wait for 20 games before I decide how Kobe is playing ...

lefty

10-02-2014, 09:51 AM

I'll wait for 20 games before I decide how Kobe is playing ...
Very optimistic

313

10-02-2014, 10:00 AM

nigga guarding Kobe is like 5'11

Killakobe81

10-02-2014, 01:18 PM

Very optimistic

more than people saying on twitter and youtube "he is back" after a scrimmage?

Splits

10-02-2014, 03:56 PM

You should hope we do make playoffs or get close (40+ wins) pick is top 7 protected ...

Top 5

Killakobe81

10-02-2014, 04:04 PM

Top 5

You are probably right ...
Did you see Zack Lowe's article about them tweaking the lottery so teams at the end of it have a better shot?
Lol if it works i our favor the conspiracy nuts will be talking mad shit ...

At this point the draft looks weak and this last one will prove to be overrated.

Indazone

10-03-2014, 12:54 AM

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Lakers first scrimmage 5 on 5. Kobe looks good out there and has picked up some of Hakeem's moves posting up.

spurraider21

10-03-2014, 01:36 AM

kdZ48zOZVV0

Lakers first scrimmage 5 on 5. Kobe looks good out there and has picked up some of Hakeem's moves posting up.
anybody can look good on offense against these lakers tbh :lol

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10-03-2014, 01:39 AM

anybody can look good on offense against these lakers tbh :lol

Oh, yeah, just so hilarious.

spurraider21

10-03-2014, 01:42 AM

Oh, yeah, just so hilarious.
cranky, old guy? seems like you need a changing.

see this is exactly the situation where your shitbag would come in handy

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10-03-2014, 01:44 AM

cranky, old guy? seems like you need a changing.

see this is exactly the situation where your shitbag would come in handy

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

RsxPiimp

10-03-2014, 03:33 AM

Clarkson is the real deal. This guys is the steal of the draft. He's far more ready than Randle. If he gets PT which is likely with Nash condition, he's going to make All Rookie Team.

RsxPiimp

10-03-2014, 03:37 AM

kdZ48zOZVV0

Lakers first scrimmage 5 on 5. Kobe looks good out there and has picked up some of Hakeem's moves posting up.

Lin looks lost out there, Randle too.

Swaggy talking trash to Kobe :lol

Killakobe81

10-03-2014, 07:26 AM

Clarkson is the real deal. This guys is the steal of the draft. He's far more ready than Randle. If he gets PT which is likely with Nash condition, he's going to make All Rookie Team.

I agree Clarkson has a calm to him, but I doubt he contributes much early on unless our season hits the "shitter".
It took Randle a while to get going in the NCAA he had a couple really good games early (non-conference) but when SEc play started he struggled (relative) until mid-year I expect similar growth pattern in NBA. This is not high-school. I dont think he will "bust" but he is no savior either. dude has little confidence in his jumper during games. I know because I had the same issue in HS at times. He can play in games drive, board even defend a little ...but no confidence in his jumper even though he hits 'em in practice. . He also doesnt go to the low block enough for a guy as strong as he is. he plays a lot of high and mid post so he can drive ....he has a great drive game but needs to polish that post-game-up.

Indazone

10-03-2014, 11:14 AM

Clarkson looking real good. I think Nash looks as silky smooth as ever.

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10-03-2014, 12:19 PM

Clarkson looking real good. I think Nash looks as silky smooth as ever.

Manoshevitz, it'd be swell to stack 17 onto 16, 6 onto 5, Kobe over the tired old shit bag Theodore. Herself would mostly likely call the EC back from their NAMBLA duties & my goose would be cooked in short order.

I'm willin' though.

Horse

10-03-2014, 12:47 PM

You mean he will score 30 pts a game on 40 attempts and lose by 10?

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10-03-2014, 12:49 PM

You mean he will score 30 pts a game on 40 attempts and lose by 10?

Beats Theodore lettin' Amy clean his pooch.

spurraider21

10-03-2014, 02:21 PM

Beats Theodore lettin' Amy clean his pooch.
what about when tim threw her out, prenup stapled to her forehead

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10-03-2014, 02:47 PM

what about when tim threw her out, prenup stapled to her forehead

She left him, daddy-O. Walked out, tired of Theodore's gayness. Tired of washing his pillow cases, ripped to shreds cause Teddy was bitin' 'em.

LMFAO!!!

spurraider21

10-03-2014, 02:52 PM

She left him, daddy-O. Walked out, tired of Theodore's gayness. Tired of washing his pillow cases, ripped to shreds cause Teddy was bitin' 'em.

LMFAO!!!
yeah but she moved out of the big house. he stayed on his throne

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10-03-2014, 02:57 PM

yeah but she moved out of the big house. he stayed on his throne

Yep, she left him. Then Theodore begged for a delay until after he could conduct business in The Finals. Amy said "no"...Shawn said "yes"...Teddy smacked Florida hardwood.

LMFAO!!!

spurraider21

10-03-2014, 02:58 PM

Yep, she left him. Then Theodore begged for a delay until after he could conduct business in The Finals. Amy said "no"...Shawn said "yes"...Teddy smacked Florida hardwood.

LMFAO!!!
and you know what? he's living in the big house, and he's got the prenup

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10-03-2014, 02:58 PM

and you know what? he's living in the big house, and he's got the prenup

& I got 6.

LMFAO!!!

spurraider21

10-03-2014, 03:00 PM

& I got 6.

LMFAO!!!
And Duncan's got 5, the tiebreaker, and the prenup.

You know the rest

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10-03-2014, 03:39 PM

^
Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

The Third Man

10-03-2014, 04:54 PM

Especially that pass to Artest. tee, hee. You and every other hump thought he was gonna jack that howitzer.

Uh, uh.

Shit, Thread, time to bust out some George Mikan and Gail Goodrich anecdotes!

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10-03-2014, 05:04 PM

Shit, Thread, time to bust out some George Mikan and Gail Goodrich anecdotes!

16 encompasses that.

Arnold Toht

10-03-2014, 05:21 PM

Shit, Thread, time to bust out some George Mikan and Gail Goodrich anecdotes!

Rockets fan:lmao

Kool Bob Love

10-03-2014, 05:38 PM

^
thunderup.

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10-03-2014, 05:40 PM

Rockets fan:lmao

Arn

RsxPiimp

10-03-2014, 05:43 PM

I agree Clarkson has a calm to him, but I doubt he contributes much early on unless our season hits the "shitter".
It took Randle a while to get going in the NCAA he had a couple really good games early (non-conference) but when SEc play started he struggled (relative) until mid-year I expect similar growth pattern in NBA. This is not high-school. I dont think he will "bust" but he is no savior either. dude has little confidence in his jumper during games. I know because I had the same issue in HS at times. He can play in games drive, board even defend a little ...but no confidence in his jumper even though he hits 'em in practice. . He also doesnt go to the low block enough for a guy as strong as he is. he plays a lot of high and mid post so he can drive ....he has a great drive game but needs to polish that post-game-up.
Yeah, Randle is going to be a project. Won't see him break out until his third year IMO. He absolutely looks lost in that princeton offense. Clarkson has an unbelievable feel for the game. I have no idea how he fell that low. He was #17 on some mock drafts months ago. I also like the fact that Scott is assigning him to guard Kobe and he's responding very well.