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pubic hair
10-01-2014, 06:49 PM
and GO!

xmas1997
10-01-2014, 06:51 PM
Neither!

No offense meant to any of you, just preference.

pubic hair
10-01-2014, 06:59 PM
I'm thinking Black. I know my job security wouldn't be as good but the gay thing man... I need my pussy.

DarrinS
10-01-2014, 08:05 PM
Black

Durr

unforeseen
10-01-2014, 08:58 PM
I would rather be black since I would be eventually released on probation. Being gay is a lifetime curse.

SnakeBoy
10-01-2014, 09:07 PM
White gay woman ftw

pubic hair
10-01-2014, 09:31 PM
White gay woman ftw

Yeah but, you wouldn't have a dick and you probably had some dick at one point or another in your life.

illusioNtEk
10-01-2014, 09:54 PM
both sux

DeadlyDynasty
10-01-2014, 10:33 PM
Easy, black...if you can string a sentence together you get a full-ride at any university these days.

You could be a Michael Sam though...double whammy. Or even worse, his twink b/f: A gay jew who loves black cock. That guy is a liberal's wetdream

KoolAid Mans Brother
10-01-2014, 10:41 PM
This is a no brainer. Black

That way I could live off of hard workers' tax dollars, always get a hand out, and use my race as an excuse as to always think someone owes me something that I haven't earned.

spurraider21
10-02-2014, 12:45 AM
Easy, black...if you can string a sentence together you get a full-ride at any university these days.

You could be a Michael Sam though...double whammy. Or even worse, his twink b/f: A gay jew who loves black cock. That guy is a liberal's wetdream
:lmao

Malik Hairston
10-02-2014, 02:07 AM
Easy, black...if you can string a sentence together you get a full-ride at any university these days.

You could be a Michael Sam though...double whammy. Or even worse, his twink b/f: A gay jew who loves black cock. That guy is a liberal's wetdream

What if you were Magic's son, though, tbh?..

Infinite_limit
10-02-2014, 02:11 AM
Gay guys pull more White tail than Black dudes. So

DeadlyDynasty
10-02-2014, 02:36 AM
What if you were Magic's son, though, tbh?..
You mean Precious? Yeah I'd have to inject Drano into my carotids

cantthinkofanything
10-02-2014, 08:40 AM
You mean Precious? Yeah I'd have to inject Drano into my carotids

there's something I learned in 2014. I had no idea Magic had a gay son.

Avante
10-02-2014, 02:35 PM
There is no scenario where I'm sucking cocks...none!

cantthinkofanything
10-02-2014, 02:36 PM
There is no scenario where I'm sucking cocks...none!

Would your rather be Carl Lewis or Greg Louganis?

Avante
10-02-2014, 02:38 PM
Would your rather be Carl Lewis or Greg Louganis?

Carl Lewis easily as fucked up as he is.

Pedophiles and gays....YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cantthinkofanything
10-02-2014, 02:42 PM
Carl Lewis easily as fucked up as he is.

Pedophiles and gays....YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WRONG! You would choose a black Greg Louganis.

Avante
10-02-2014, 02:49 PM
WRONG! You would choose a black Greg Louganis.

Why?

cantthinkofanything
10-02-2014, 03:23 PM
Why?

WRONG! You'd be a terrible diver. You would choose a gay Dick Lane.

Avante
10-02-2014, 03:27 PM
WRONG! You'd be a terrible diver. You would choose a gay Dick Lane.

Dick Lane??? He was an actor who became the voice of that old WWA rasslin' from the Olympic Auditorioum in LA in the 6o's. Classy Fred Blassie, Wild Red Berry, Mr. Moto, Baron Leoni, Count Billy Varga, the big stars.

cantthinkofanything
10-02-2014, 03:33 PM
Dick Lane??? He was an actor who became the voice of that old WWA rasslin' from the Olympic Auditorioum in LA in the 6o's. Classy Fred Blassie, Wild Red Berry, Mr. Moto, Baron Leoni, Count Billy Varga, the big stars.

WRONG!!! Dick Lane is what you call your butthole.

Avante
10-02-2014, 03:37 PM
WRONG!!! Dick Lane is what you call your butthole.

Are you still stuck on that immature/childish shit little guy? And no I;m not wrong, that is who Dick Lane was.

Here ya go little man, ya learned something.


Richard "Dick" Lane (May 28, 1899 – September 5, 1982) was an American television announcer and actor who made his mark broadcasting wrestling (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Wrestling) and roller derby (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Roller_derby) shows on KTLA-TV (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/KTLA), mainly from the Grand Olympic Auditorium (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Grand_Olympic_Auditorium) in Los Angeles (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Los_Angeles), California.

The Gemini Method
10-02-2014, 03:49 PM
I think being black in the hood I grew up in would probably mean I'd be a Crip. That means I would either be playing football for L.B. Polytechnic or shooting at other blacks or Mexicans. Therefore, I'd be in jail or possibly on the back page of the L.B. Press Telegram. I'd have a parade in honor of me choking down dicks and they have a neighborhood kindly referred to the Gay Ghetto in the Eastern part of Long Beach. Touch choice to be honest...

cantthinkofanything
10-02-2014, 03:51 PM
Are you still stuck on that immature/childish shit little guy? And no I;m not wrong, that is who Dick Lane was.

Here ya go little man, ya learned something.


Richard "Dick" Lane (May 28, 1899 – September 5, 1982) was an American television announcer and actor who made his mark broadcasting wrestling (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Wrestling) and roller derby (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Roller_derby) shows on KTLA-TV (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/KTLA), mainly from the Grand Olympic Auditorium (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Grand_Olympic_Auditorium) in Los Angeles (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Los_Angeles), California.

WRONG!!!! Dick Lane, aka what you call your butthole, also is known by black footballers as Pipe Socket and Goober McJustice lives on the Moutain.

DeadlyDynasty
10-02-2014, 09:19 PM
CTOA, have you been watching The McClaughlin Group lately?

pubic hair
10-02-2014, 09:20 PM
CTOA, have you been watching The McClaughlin Group lately?

NO Why?

pubic hair
10-02-2014, 09:21 PM
OH shit.

m>s
10-02-2014, 09:47 PM
they'll both be addressed on the day of the rope

z0sa
10-02-2014, 09:48 PM
Gay is the new black

Venti Quattro
10-03-2014, 12:07 AM
I'd rather be black. Fuck being gay. At least I can make awesome Vines and make money off of them

cantthinkofanything
10-03-2014, 06:57 AM
CTOA, have you been watching The McClaughlin Group lately?

Bingo. Wasn't intending it at first.

cantthinkofanything
10-03-2014, 06:59 AM
OH shit.

Lol. I'm not ready for that you fucker. I've only got one to work with. Pm me something so I can have some fun too.

Franklin
10-03-2014, 08:21 AM
either would sound better than being a gay stinky paki, tbh.

mrsmaalox
10-03-2014, 01:08 PM
I think I'd rather be gay. A decent looking lesbian can pretty much fuck males or females of any color without much difficulty.