Outstanding Clipper Nation Jokes

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol

Q: What do you call an Los Angeles Clippers player with a championship ring?

A: A thief.

Q: What does an Los Angeles Clippers fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?

A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: How do you keep a Clippers fan from masterbating?

A: You paint his dick Los Angeles purple and gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!



Q: What's the difference between the Los Angeles Clippers and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Los Angeles Clippers and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: What is the difference between a Clippers fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?

A: The Los Angeles Clippers.
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and an Los Angeles Clippers fan?

A: The bucket.

Q: How do you casterate an Los Angeles Clippers fan?

A: Kick his sister in the mouth

Q: What should you do if you find three Los Angeles Clippers basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement?

A: Get more cement.

Q: What's the difference between an Los Angeles Clippers fan and a carp?

A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.



Q: What do you call a Los Angeles Clipper in the NBA Finals?

A: A referee.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Capri got these "jokes" from a website that has the same exact ones for every single team:

Lakers: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/losangeleslakersjokes.html

Spurs: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/sanantoniospursjokes.html

Thunder: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/oklahomacitythunderjokes.html

Mavericks: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/dallasmavericksjokes.html

Every Team: http://jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/index.html

This is a new low, even for Capri :lol

[djohn2oo8]

Pathetic

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol Capri got these "jokes" from a website that has the same exact ones for every single team:

Lakers: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/losangeleslakersjokes.html

Spurs: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/sanantoniospursjokes.html

Thunder: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/oklahomacitythunderjokes.html

Mavericks: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/dallasmavericksjokes.html

Every Team: http://jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/index.html

This is a new low, even for Capri :lol


You have ZERO rings so it applies just fine for you :toast

[Clipper Nation]

I'll give you props, you've at least finally realized that your own material is piss-poor, so you've decided to look elsewhere :lol

[AlexJones]

:lol

Q: What do you call an Los Angeles Clippers player with a championship ring?

A: A thief.

Q: What does an Los Angeles Clippers fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?

A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: How do you keep a Clippers fan from masterbating?

A: You paint his dick Los Angeles purple and gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!



Q: What's the difference between the Los Angeles Clippers and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Los Angeles Clippers and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: What is the difference between a Clippers fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?

A: The Los Angeles Clippers.
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and an Los Angeles Clippers fan?

A: The bucket.

Q: How do you casterate an Los Angeles Clippers fan?

A: Kick his sister in the mouth

Q: What should you do if you find three Los Angeles Clippers basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement?

A: Get more cement.

Q: What's the difference between an Los Angeles Clippers fan and a carp?

A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.



Q: What do you call a Los Angeles Clipper in the NBA Finals?

A: A referee.

Christ those were some of the weakest jokes I've ever read. Most of 'em don't even make any sense. Whoever came up with those deserves the gas chamber treatment.

[elmanutres]

:lol Capri got these "jokes" from a website that has the same exact ones for every single team:

Lakers: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/losangeleslakersjokes.html

Spurs: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/sanantoniospursjokes.html

Thunder: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/oklahomacitythunderjokes.html

Mavericks: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/dallasmavericksjokes.html

Every Team: http://jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/index.html

This is a new low, even for Capri :lol

Figures. I was reading them and saying to myself "I think heard these In middle school"

[JohnnyMax]

Look at the score


http://giant.gfycat.com/DelectableUnhappyAsiaticgreaterfreshwaterclam.gif


Clippers won the game by 48 points

http://i.imgur.com/rVoVBS8.png

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Kool Aid Man

[spurraider21]

Look at the score


http://giant.gfycat.com/DelectableUnhappyAsiaticgreaterfreshwaterclam.gif


Clippers won the game by 48 points


http://cdn.rtny.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/cc.jpg
:lmao farmar and meeks getting back on D

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Kool Aid Man

[Kool Bob Love]

Look at the score


http://giant.gfycat.com/DelectableUnhappyAsiaticgreaterfreshwaterclam.gif


Clippers won the game by 48 points

http://i.imgur.com/rVoVBS8.png

:rollin

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Kool Aid Man

[whitemamba]

Kool Aid Man

[Splits]

Look at the score


http://giant.gfycat.com/DelectableUnhappyAsiaticgreaterfreshwaterclam.gif


Clippers won the game by 48 points

http://i.imgur.com/rVoVBS8.png

:lmao a once proud franchise now in perpetual obscurity

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Kool Aid Man

[Silver&Black]

I did :lol at this one:

Q: Why did Kirby buy a dictionary?
A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand.

http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/losangeleslakersjokes.html

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I did :lol at this one:

Q: Why did Kirby buy a dictionary?
A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand.

http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/losangeleslakersjokes.html

You've nary room. Your Neal raped. Don't worry though:::ain't like the girl was worth a spit. Just human debris. You're fine.

[Splits]

Bryant said he stopped having intercourse with her after he asked if he could "cum on her face", and she said no. When the investigator asked him if he always liked to ejaculate on his partner’s face, Kobe said, “That’s my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped. Jesus Christ man.” He said Faber asked him to sign autographs and then left his room once the intercourse ended. He also told investigators that he didn’t ejaculate during the intercourse and instead masturbated in his room after she left.

[Franklin]

Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and an Los Angeles Clippers fan?A: The bucket. :lmao

[DMC]

:lmao a once proud franchise now in perpetual obscurity

Because of two things:

1. Kobe
2. Kobe

[DMC]

Look at the score


http://giant.gfycat.com/DelectableUnhappyAsiaticgreaterfreshwaterclam.gif


Clippers won the game by 48 points

http://i.imgur.com/rVoVBS8.png

DJ was like "awe nigga you give to half breed and dis your boy?"

It was close until that break.