The Offical Lakers LOL & Box Scores Thread for 2014-2015

[DMC]

We know how it's going to go... so why have the entire forum littered with "LOL Lakers" after every game?

Let's kick it off:





Los Angeles Lakers


STARTERS
MIN
FGM-A
3PM-A
FTM-A
OREB
DREB
REB
AST
STL
BLK
TO
PF
+/-
PTS


Carlos Boozer (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/1703/carlos-boozer), PF
17
4-10
0-0
2-2
2
2
4
0
0
0
0
1
-30
10


Jordan Hill (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3994/jordan-hill), PF
21
3-8
0-0
2-2
4
3
7
2
0
1
0
3
-23
8


Wesley Johnson (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4247/wesley-johnson), SF
23
2-7
0-0
0-0
0
1
1
1
0
1
2
3
-26
4


Steve Nash (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/592/steve-nash), PG
12
0-5
0-0
3-3
0
2
2
1
1
0
1
1
-26
3


Kobe Bryant (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/110/kobe-bryant), SG
24
3-13
0-0
0-0
0
1
1
5
4
1
4
2
-39
6

[spurraider21]

i hope there isn't a page limit/post limit on threads... this one will surely test the boundaries

[Splits]

:lmao -39

I went back and looked at Tim's past 6 seasons of game logs and couldn't find anything even close. 2015-16 will be the season that keeps on giving. Kirby's legacy will take a major hit if he doesn't quit by the ASG.

[RsxPiimp]

I swear on my life, if we're healthy, we're making the playoffs this year.

[spurraider21]

Jeanie Buss will be at UCLA tomorrow to be a guest speaker for some sports entertainment class taught by Peter Guber (bigshot in sports media, one of the owners of the warriors). my gf is asking what questions she should ask jeanie :lol

[Splits]

Can we use this thread for tweets too?

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[Splits]

Jeanie Buss will be at UCLA tomorrow to be a guest speaker for some sports entertainment class taught by Peter Guber (bigshot in sports media, one of the owners of the warriors). my gf is asking what questions she should ask jeanie :lol

"When you tell Phillip he can't jizz on your face, does he go jerk off in the bathroom?"

[DMC]

"Did you ever have Kobe at your home after dark, and if so, did you check to see that everything was still there when he left?"

[Splits]

pSnqjEubuU0

[MI21]

Good thread.

That pick and roll defense when opposition runs a 1/4 PNR against Nash/Boozer, lol

[baseline bum]

Jeanie Buss will be at UCLA tomorrow to be a guest speaker for some sports entertainment class taught by Peter Guber (bigshot in sports media, one of the owners of the warriors). my gf is asking what questions she should ask jeanie :lol

Ask her if 48.5 trumps 6 and who Fredo will hire to coach the team next year after Byronn leads them to 31 wins.

[KaiRMD1]

Boozer must feel like a piece of shit for signing with the lakers

[Malik Hairston]

I still can't believe so many old-media analysts(Wilbon, etc) and fans with antiquated views/opinions on basketball actually believe the Lakers can be good this season, tbh:lmao..

On paper, they have one of the 3 worst rosters in the NBA..throw in arguably the worst coach in the league, and ya, you have the 2014-2015 Lakers:lol..

:lmao hyping 3rd string caliber players like Boozer and Lin

[Calispursfan11]

LOL Lakers!

[hsxvvd]

Boozer must feel like a piece of shit for signing with the lakers

Dont think Boozer had a choice did he? Lakers were the highest bidders after he was amnestied.

[Red Hawk #21]

pSnqjEubuU0

This guy has lost more than a step. He can barely get a shot off nowadays.

[Silver&Black]

I didn't even know a +/- of -39 was possible....

[Silver&Black]

pSnqjEubuU0

But he did have back to back steals last game...

[spurraider21]

I didn't even know a +/- of -39 was possible....
http://www.nba.com/games/20140306/LACLAL/gameinfo.html

[illmatic]

Does he think it's gonna get any better when they have to play back to backs? Using training camp for tired legs is an excuse.

[InRareForm]

grandpa kobe looks lost with the fast legs out there

[illmatic]

Over/under Kobe plays 30 games this year?

[Silver&Black]

http://www.nba.com/games/20140306/LACLAL/gameinfo.html

Jodie Meeks with the -45. Wonder what's the worst +/- ever?

[Silver&Black]

Nash....0-5

[Brunodf]

But he did have back to back steals last game...
DPOY

[Baseline]

Jeanie Buss will be at UCLA tomorrow to be a guest speaker for some sports entertainment class taught by Peter Guber (bigshot in sports media, one of the owners of the warriors). my gf is asking what questions she should ask jeanie :lol

Question: Who wrote the check to Kate Faber? Was it you, Jim, or your Dad? And how does it feel to employ a rapist as your marquee player for all those years?

[Jodelo]

So, Kobe in mid-season form. :toast

[FlAVaK]

Jodie Meeks with the -45. Wonder what's the worst +/- ever?

"From Elias: Cavaliers guard Manny Harris set a new low against the Lakers Tuesday night, with his team outscored by 57 points in the 41:17 that he was on the court. That -57 is the worst single-game plus/minus for any player in any game as far back as Elias tracks the statistic (since 1997-98). What's even worse? Although the Cavs were blown out, Harris' -57 plus/minus was 11 points lower than anyone else's on the team. And this means that the Cavs actually outscored the Lakers (by 2 points) in the 6:43 with Harris off the court." http://sportsjabber.net/forums/sjforums/showthread.php?t=75628

&

ESPN's new stat shows Carlos Boozer as one of the worst players in NBA (http://www.chicagonow.com/chicago-bulls-confidential/2014/04/espns-new-stat-shows-carlos-boozer-as-one-of-the-worst-players-in-nba/)

[horsielove]

"From Elias: Cavaliers guard Manny Harris set a new low against the Lakers Tuesday night, with his team outscored by 57 points in the 41:17 that he was on the court. That -57 is the worst single-game plus/minus for any player in any game as far back as Elias tracks the statistic (since 1997-98). What's even worse? Although the Cavs were blown out, Harris' -57 plus/minus was 11 points lower than anyone else's on the team. And this means that the Cavs actually outscored the Lakers (by 2 points) in the 6:43 with Harris off the court." http://sportsjabber.net/forums/sjforums/showthread.php?t=75628

&

ESPN's new stat shows Carlos Boozer as one of the worst players in NBA (http://www.chicagonow.com/chicago-bulls-confidential/2014/04/espns-new-stat-shows-carlos-boozer-as-one-of-the-worst-players-in-nba/)

oh don't worry, i'm pretty sure someone in this laker roster will be breaking that record this season :toast

[AchillesHeel]

Kobe has 7 steals in the last 2 games :wow

look at this shit though http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/holeup.png


https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/6133CBD3F41133269164476485632_2766fef70ee.5.1.1036 6778102478680454.mp4?versionId=j1DS7uk4XTedkse1DXG hxs_rCJLaqzdn

Kobe :lol

http://giant.gfycat.com/TiredPersonalAmericanpainthorse.gif

[Raven]

Kirby was -39 in just 24 minutes :lol

[AchillesHeel]

Kirby was -39 in just 24 minutes :lol

It's only the pre-season, Lakers will win it all come June

:downspin:



:bobo

[Dex]

Can we use this thread for tweets too?

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:lmao expletive deleted

:lmao 3/13

:lmao -39

:lmao 48.5

[Calispursfan11]

You know that somewhere Pringles is laughing maniacally to himself. Could this season be worse than the last even with Kome's return?

[Spurs9]

Boozer always has been terrible, he sticks to that mid range jump shot he almost always bricks.

[SupremeGuy]

tosb sidekick -39? :lol

Yes! Fucking yes!

[da_suns_fan]

Boozer must feel like a piece of shit for signing with the lakers

He didnt have a choice. Was claimed off amnesty.

[da_suns_fan]

Taped the replay and Im watching it right now.

This game was 92 Dream Team vs Angola bad.

[AchillesHeel]

tosb sidekick -39? :lol

Yes! Fucking yes!

Being realistic, Lakers weren't in shape to play the game... Scott's running them to the ground right now to get them conditioned for the season, IIRC, they had a 2-hour practice prior to the game, which is why GSW looked so much quicker/better than them and why so many of Kobe's shots fell short.

I don't think the Lakers are THIS bad, but they're 8-10 seed material when healthy.

[da_suns_fan]

How long will Byron Scott last? Will Laker fans give him a pass no matter how bad he is?

The Lakers were 0-3 from three last night as a team.

[Silver&Black]

"From Elias: Cavaliers guard Manny Harris set a new low against the Lakers Tuesday night, with his team outscored by 57 points in the 41:17 that he was on the court. That -57 is the worst single-game plus/minus for any player in any game as far back as Elias tracks the statistic (since 1997-98). What's even worse? Although the Cavs were blown out, Harris' -57 plus/minus was 11 points lower than anyone else's on the team. And this means that the Cavs actually outscored the Lakers (by 2 points) in the 6:43 with Harris off the court." http://sportsjabber.net/forums/sjforums/showthread.php?t=75628

&

ESPN's new stat shows Carlos Boozer as one of the worst players in NBA (http://www.chicagonow.com/chicago-bulls-confidential/2014/04/espns-new-stat-shows-carlos-boozer-as-one-of-the-worst-players-in-nba/)

After I posted that last night...I did a lil' research myself. Saw a game the Heat lost to the Cavs 148-80 (68 points difference). The game was played on Dec. 17, 1991...and I figured someone for the Heat "had" a pretty awful +/-. But since the game was in 1991...of course they didn't keep up with that stat. :depressed

BTW...on Dec. 17, 1991....SPURS BEAT MAVS!!!!:bobo

[Chris]

Dirty play

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Kobe thinks Lin's defense could improve

mtnjaZYhduA

[SPM]

Jeanie Buss will be at UCLA tomorrow to be a guest speaker for some sports entertainment class taught by Peter Guber (bigshot in sports media, one of the owners of the warriors). my gf is asking what questions she should ask jeanie :lol

lol acting like you have a gf.

[spurraider21]

lol acting like you have a gf.
oh, that's what you got out of that?

[KaiRMD1]

I don't think the Lakers are THIS bad, but they're 8-10 seed material when healthy.

They are 8th seed if every other team not in playoff contention sucks worse than them. This lakers team is a joke and I can only hope it's because it's the preseason

[Malik Hairston]

:lmao Lakers have virtually no chance at the 8th seed..I can't believe there are still people that believe they aren't a bottom-feeder..

[DMC]

People give Kobe more credit that is due. They think he can bring his team up, but he holds them down trying to elevate his own game. He's always done that, but in the past he had enough talent around him to buffer the chucking bullshit and selfishness, now he's the turd in the punch bowl.

[Calispursfan11]

lol turd in punchbowl

[Killakobe81]

Top 3 pick will be lovely ...is what I deserve after watching two plus years of shitty hoops

[Splits]

Top 3 pick will be lovely ...is what I deserve after watching two plus years of shitty hoops

Enjoy building through the draft!


2015 first round draft pick to Phoenix
L.A. Lakers' 1st round pick to Phoenix protected for selections 1-5 in 2015, 1-3 in 2016 and 1-3 in 2017 and unprotected in 2018 [L.A. Lakers-Phoenix, 7/11/2012]


2017 first round draft pick to Orlando
If at least two years after the L.A. Lakers conveyed a 1st round pick to Phoenix, then the L.A. Lakers' 1st round pick to Orlando protected for selections 1-5 in 2017 and 1-5 in 2018 and unprotected in 2019; if the L.A. Lakers have not conveyed a 1st round pick to Phoenix by 2017, then the L.A. Lakers will instead convey their 2017 2nd round pick and 2018 2nd round pick to Orlando [L.A. Lakers-Phoenix, 7/11/2012 then L.A. Lakers-Orlando, 8/10/2012]


Only hope is to suck until 2018

[elmanutres]

2015 first round draft pick to Phoenix
L.A. Lakers' 1st round pick to Phoenix protected for selections 1-5 in 2015, 1-3 in 2016 and 1-3 in 2017 and unprotected in 2018 [L.A. Lakers-Phoenix, 7/11/2012]


2017 first round draft pick to Orlando
If at least two years after the L.A. Lakers conveyed a 1st round pick to Phoenix, then the L.A. Lakers' 1st round pick to Orlando protected for selections 1-5 in 2017 and 1-5 in 2018 and unprotected in 2019; if the L.A. Lakers have not conveyed a 1st round pick to Phoenix by 2017, then the L.A. Lakers will instead convey their 2017 2nd round pick and 2018 2nd round pick to Orlando [L.A. Lakers-Phoenix, 7/11/2012 then L.A. Lakers-Orlando, 8/10/2012]



:lmao Phoenix has the lakers by the balls.

Just for that tosb nash? :lmao

[Splits]

:lmao Phoenix has the lakers by the balls.

Just for that tosb nash? :lmao

Nah... the 2017 1st rounder is for...

http://breannanicoleradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dwight-howard-lakers_00.jpg

:lmao :lmao

[Chris]

lol Fredo

[Calispursfan11]

I don't think this thread alone is going to be able to hold all the LOL Lakers posts this season, tbh. We're gonna need LOL Laker subthreads

[illusioNtEk]

Lol media hyping the fuk outta boozer and I'd rather have fucking bonner tbh

[TDMVPDPOY]

kirby fans only boast kirby>jordan cause they only remember jordans final years as a wizard doing jackshit

but the whole world will remember kirby for 48.5, -39, lol cripple

[DMC]

lol

[Venti Quattro]

lol

Thanks for bumping this up

:lol Lakers

[DMC]

Houston Rockets


STARTERS
MIN
FGM-A
3PM-A
FTM-A
OREB
DREB
REB
AST
STL
BLK
TO
PF
+/-
PTS


Terrence Jones (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/6597/terrence-jones), PF
31
8-16
0-1
0-1
6
7
13
3
2
2
2
4
+14
16


Dwight Howard (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2384/dwight-howard), C
21
3-5
0-0
7-16
3
8
11
1
0
1
1
5
+20
13


Patrick Beverley (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3964/patrick-beverley), PG
31
2-6
2-3
3-6
1
4
5
5
0
0
2
3
+17
9


Trevor Ariza (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2426/trevor-ariza), SG
30
5-10
5-8
1-1
1
2
3
2
2
0
2
3
+10
16


James Harden (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3992/james-harden), SG
31
7-17
3-6
15-16
0
1
1
6
1
0
0
1
+12
32


BENCH
MIN
FGM-A
3PM-A
FTM-A
OREB
DREB
REB
AST
STL
BLK
TO
PF
+/-
PTS


Donatas Motiejunas (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/6464/donatas-motiejunas), PF
14
0-0
0-0
2-4
2
2
4
0
0
0
1
2
-7
2


Kostas Papanikolaou (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4195/kostas-papanikolaou), SF
17
2-6
0-2
0-0
1
4
5
4
2
0
1
4
+14
4


Tarik Black (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2528393/tarik-black), F
21
1-2
0-0
0-0
0
2
2
0
0
0
0
4
+7
2


Isaiah Canaan (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2490589/isaiah-canaan), PG
4
0-1
0-1
0-0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
-5
0


Troy Daniels (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2489530/troy-daniels), SG
6
0-3
0-3
2-2
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
1
-4
2


Jason Terry (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/841/jason-terry), SG
21
3-5
2-3
0-0
0
0
0
1
0
0
1
0
+27
8


Joey Dorsey (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3421/joey-dorsey), PF
Has not entered game


Francisco Garcia (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2755/francisco-garcia), SG
Has not entered game


TOTALS

FGM-A
3PM-A
FTM-A
OREB
DREB
REB
AST
STL
BLK
TO
PF

PTS



31-71
12-27
30-46
14
30
44
22
7
3
10
27

104



43.7%
44.4%
65.2%



Fast break points: 22
Points in the paint: 34
Total Team Turnovers (Points off turnovers): 11 (10)
+/- denotes team's net points while the player is on the court.


Los Angeles Lakers


STARTERS
MIN
FGM-A
3PM-A
FTM-A
OREB
DREB
REB
AST
STL
BLK
TO
PF
+/-
PTS


Carlos Boozer (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/1703/carlos-boozer), PF
28
7-13
0-0
3-3
3
4
7
2
1
0
0
1
-7
17


Jordan Hill (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3994/jordan-hill), PF
23
2-7
0-0
3-4
4
6
10
1
0
1
2
3
-6
7


Wesley Johnson (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4247/wesley-johnson), SF
20
2-4
1-2
0-0
0
1
1
0
0
0
0
4
-7
5


Jeremy Lin (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4299/jeremy-lin), PG
29
1-5
0-1
5-6
1
1
2
6
0
0
4
3
-17
7


Kobe Bryant (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/110/kobe-bryant), SG
29
6-17
0-1
7-8
0
3
3
2
1
0
1
5
-11
19


BENCH
MIN
FGM-A
3PM-A
FTM-A
OREB
DREB
REB
AST
STL
BLK
TO
PF
+/-
PTS


Ed Davis (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4259/ed-davis), PF
22
5-7
0-0
1-2
2
4
6
0
1
2
0
6
-14
11


Julius Randle (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3064514/julius-randle), PF
14
1-3
0-0
0-2
0
0
0
0
0
0
1
1
-18
2


Xavier Henry (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4241/xavier-henry), SF
15
0-4
0-0
0-0
1
0
1
0
0
0
0
1
-9
0


Robert Sacre (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/6620/robert-sacre), C
4
1-4
0-0
0-0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
1
+5
2


Jordan Clarkson (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2528426/jordan-clarkson), PG
17
1-4
1-2
3-4
0
4
4
2
0
0
1
3
-7
6


Ronnie Price (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2807/ronnie-price), PG
24
1-7
1-3
4-4
0
0
0
3
2
0
2
3
-14
7


Ryan Kelly (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2488651/ryan-kelly), PF
Has not entered game


Nick Young (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3243/nick-young), SF
Has not entered game


Steve Nash (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/592/steve-nash), PG
Has not entered game


Wayne Ellington (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3981/wayne-ellington), SG
Has not entered game


TOTALS

FGM-A
3PM-A
FTM-A
OREB
DREB
REB
AST
STL
BLK
TO
PF

PTS



27-75
3-9
26-33
11
23
34
16
5
3
11
31

83



36.0%
33.3%
78.8%



Fast break points: 12
Points in the paint: 40
Total Team Turnovers (Points off turnovers): 13 (17)
+/- denotes team's net points while the player is on the court.


Flagrant Fouls: 1 HOUSTON ( Howard 1 )
Technical Fouls: PLAYERS: 2 HOUSTON ( Howard 1, Harden 1 ), 1 LALAKERS ( Bryant 1 ) - TEAMS: LALAKERS (1) - COACHES: None
Officials: Derek Richardson

[Silver&Black]

19 points on 17 attempts....typical Kirby. (Including 7 points from free throws)
Lin with the -17
Entire Lakers team with three made three-pointers???

Gonna be fun.....

[Red Hawk #21]

Kobe bullied by this man :rollin
http://i60.tinypic.com/2nlv3lz.jpg

[Stalin]

Damn, Rapist looks like shit, scro is moving like an invalid in slow motion.

[pookenstein]

Harden with 16 FT's? :smchode:

[Arcadian]

:lol kobe
:lol legacy rapidly decaying before our eyes
:lol wrecking a once-proud franchise at the tail end of his career
:lol plummeting hard, and dragging the franchise with him
:lol lakers
:lol shitty organization
:lol compare with spurs, the best organization in the NBA
:lol all the laker trolls on this board
:lol faggots

[baseline bum]

:lol 6/17
:lol Kobestan bitching about 40
:lol doing nothing but shooting long twos
:lol Kobe Del Negro
:lol Ewing aged better