Daughters

[Infinite_limit]

http://i.minus.com/iX3lYhAQK5HJU.gif

[RD2191]

Lol, Benefactor sweating bullets.

[Reck]

There is no escape.

[spurraider21]

Lol, Benefactor sweating bullets.
nah, he checks per phone and shit iirc

[benefactor]

One high B away from straight A's on her first report card this year. All honors classes. Pretty proud, tbh.

[IronMexican]

tbh this is why I'm happy I'm having a boy. Niggas gonna be slaying daughter pussy:tu

[IronMexican]

One high B away from straight A's on her first report card this year. All honors classes. Pretty proud, tbh.

Any advice brah? wat r bbs like?

He is due in a month.

[RD2191]

One high B away from straight A's on her first report card this year. All honors classes. Pretty proud, tbh.
:bobo

[DJR210]

:toast to having boys

Would rather worry about 2 dicks, than a neighborhood of them


Any advice brah? wat r bbs like?


He is due in a month.

Here's the number one advice I can give you. Get some fucking sleep. Seriously, sleep all damn day. You're not gonna sleep the same for a long time :lol Congrats too btw, it's worth the lack of sleep.

[IronMexican]

:toast to having boys

Would rather worry about 2 dicks, than a neighborhood of them



Here's the number one advice I can give you. Get some fucking sleep. Seriously, sleep all damn day. You're not gonna sleep the same for a long time :lol Congrats too btw, it's worth the lack of sleep.


I stay medicated, bruh? Sleeping hasn't been a problem for a while.

[NASpurs]

Knowing my luck, I'm going to have nothing but daughters one day. I don't want daughters, never have.

[Chinook]

For some reason, I thought this thread was going to be a throwback to that old Derrick Comedy skit:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bc0mG5omTo

[DJR210]

I stay medicated, bruh? Sleeping hasn't been a problem for a while.

:lol that's all gonna change in a month

[spurraider21]

For some reason, I thought this thread was going to be a throwback to that old Derrick Comedy skit:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bc0mG5omTo
:lmao i had never seen this

[Chinook]

:lmao i had never seen this

Yeah, DC was a great thing back in high school and college. That's not even one of their best skits.

[rogues]

:lmao i had never seen this
Quit sucking that faggot's dick you shameful disgusting Armenian

[spurraider21]

Quit sucking that faggot's dick you shameful disgusting Armenian
are you still looking for attention ever since you lost your gig as harlem's pet? take it out on apalisoc, not me

[Franklin]

It kinda sucks to have a daughter or daughters without having no sons.

[VBM]

A son will put you in an old folk's home. A daughter will let you move in when you're old. http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/yeshrug.png

[benefactor]

A son will put you in an old folk's home. A daughter will let you move in when you're old. http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/yeshrug.png
That's already on my mind.:tu

[Infinite_limit]

It kinda sucks to have a daughter or daughters without having no sons.My good friend found out over the weekend, daughter #3 is on the way. No sons and he's getting tubes tied

[unforeseen]

One high B away from straight A's on her first report card this year. All honors classes. Pretty proud, tbh.

:lol Honors PE.

[Franklin]

My good friend found out over the weekend, daughter #3 is on the way. No sons and he's getting tubes tied
that sucks, I bet he'd rather be a celibate tbh.

[leemajors]

:toast to having boys

Would rather worry about 2 dicks, than a neighborhood of them



Here's the number one advice I can give you. Get some fucking sleep. Seriously, sleep all damn day. You're not gonna sleep the same for a long time :lol Congrats too btw, it's worth the lack of sleep.

I had never really taken many naps before my daughter. Gotta just learn to sleep when you can tbh, those first 6 months are rough. As far as male/female kids, my daughter so far acts up around her mom and not me. I would not want a teenaged son that acted like I did :lol

[The Gemini Method]

Both sexes have their drawbacks...but I would guess having daughters would mean moreso. However, all you can do in the end is give them the keys--it's up to them that they decide what's right for 'em.

[101A]

2 boys (20 & 14), One Girl (16)...the boys take about 5% of my parenting - the rest goes to the girl.

[Malik Hairston]

When it comes to girls, I'm gonna go with the Adrian Peterson approach, tbh..

[The Gemini Method]

When it comes to girls, I'm gonna go with the Adrian Peterson approach, tbh..

AP over RR, eh? Tough one to really pick to be honest.

[Jack Hould]

One high B away from straight A's on her first report card this year. All honors classes. Pretty proud, tbh. lefty, get in here and date benefactor's daughter

[leemajors]

lefty, get in here and date benefactor's daughter

blankman ain't getting it done

[Reck]

lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896), get in here and date benefactor's daughter

What's that nerd faggot's name who loves the lord of the rings movies here? He'd be all up in that shit if he had the chance.

[Jack Hould]

What's that nerd faggot's name who loves the lord of the rings movies here? He'd be all up in that shit if he had the chance.
isn't it cubansucks tbh?

[Reck]

isn't it cubansucks tbh?

Ah yeah that's him.

Aside from his nerdom, dude is a huge pedo.

[unforeseen]

Ah yeah that's him.

Aside from his nerdom, dude is a huge pedo.

Would you also qualify Avante as a pedo?

[Reck]

Would you also qualify Avante as a pedo?

The most dangerous kind.

[RD2191]

The most dangerous kind.
:lol

[The Reckoning]

Ah yeah that's him.

Aside from his nerdom, dude is a huge pedo.


he's been banned for awhile now

[Floyd Pacquiao]

If your sperm can only produce girls, your a beta male cuckold faggot, tbh...

[DJR210]

Ah yeah that's him.

Aside from his nerdom, dude is a huge pedo.

Not just a pedo. Bestiality, scat, watersports, necrophilia.. it's all fair game for Pauly D

[Pauly D]

he's been banned for awhile now

CubanSucks? Yeees, that is what the used to call me. I am CubanSucks the white, and I've come back, at the turn of the tide.

tbh tho I was banned for calling out slomo for being such a bitch. My perversions had nothing to do with it

[Pauly D]

Not just a pedo. Bestiality, scat, watersports, necrophilia.. it's all fair game for Pauly D

None of that's true. Rape porn and girls aged pubescent and up are my two "things"

[DJR210]

None of that's true. Rape porn and girls aged pubescent and up are my two "things"Girls become pubescent as young as 10-11, breh. Sick bastard.

[IronMexican]

http://i59.tinypic.com/30x7rlv.jpg


My son tbh. He's pretty awesome. He was born the 25th. He should be driving pretty soon.

[mrsmaalox]

http://i59.tinypic.com/30x7rlv.jpg


My son tbh. He's pretty awesome. He was born the 25th. He should be driving pretty soon.

Congratulations Iron Mexican :) He's absolutely precious! How are you feeling? Pretty overwhelmed by how incredible it all is?

[Franklin]

^ I thought you were still in college tbh, how fast time has passed :depressed

[NASpurs]

http://i59.tinypic.com/30x7rlv.jpg


My son tbh. He's pretty awesome. He was born the 25th. He should be driving pretty soon.

Congrats bro

[IronMexican]

Congratulations Iron Mexican :) He's absolutely precious! How are you feeling? Pretty overwhelmed by how incredible it all is?

It's pretty amazing. You really don't know what it's like till you see him though. That's when you feel it.

[leemajors]

It's pretty amazing. You really don't know what it's like till you see him though. That's when you feel it.

I was expecting you to say you were exhausted tbh :lol

congrats!

[Blake]

http://i59.tinypic.com/30x7rlv.jpg


My son tbh. He's pretty awesome. He was born the 25th. He should be driving pretty soon.

Congrats on ironmexican jr

[IronMexican]

Thanks, guys. I should be exhausted. She's the one who went through labor :lol


But even a week later, it's crazy seeing how fast they grow.

[lefty]

tbh this is why I'm happy I'm having a boy. Niggas gonna be slaying daughter pussy:tu
What happens if he ends up sucking dicks

Did you think about that?

[DisAsTerBot]

congrats man!

[IronMexican]

Thanks. I said I was done at one kid, but once you see him you definitely want one more.

[lefty]

Please dont turn him into a Lakers and Liverpool fan

Dont make his life miserable

[Blake]

What happens if he ends up sucking dicks

Did you think about that?

Lol

[mrsmaalox]

IM, did you participate in labor and delivery?

[IronMexican]

I did. I tried not to look at her pussy from the front, though. It was for the both of us, otherwise I would never eat her out again.

[The Reckoning]

:vomit:

[The Gemini Method]

Congrats, Iron Mexican!

[leemajors]

I did. I tried not to look at her pussy from the front, though. It was for the both of us, otherwise I would never eat her out again.

:lol As soon as they said my daughter was crowning I went to watch, it was fascinating

[benefactor]

I did. I tried not to look at her pussy from the front, though. It was for the both of us, otherwise I would never eat her out again.
:tu

I didn't watch either. Grats breh.

[Malik Hairston]

Congratulations, IM..

I hope your girl is older than 16 this time, though:lol..

[IronMexican]

19 :lol

Thanks, bene

[Fpoonsie]

I did. I tried not to look at her pussy from the front, though. It was for the both of us, otherwise I would never eat her out again.

http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/deadmanny.png

(Congrats, tho, IM. Happy for you, nikka.)

[Trill Clinton]

congrats on your newborn, fam. he's cute!

i think i'm ready to go half on a babyhttp://i58.tinypic.com/wj70pd.png

[Brazil]

Grats Iron !

Enjoy... time is flying

[IronMexican]

Thanks Gemini, trill and fpoon.


:lmao Mumford and Sons
:lmao liking Friends

[The Gemini Method]

Who'll be the next to pop out a progeny? My money is on Lefty...

[Brazil]

Who'll be the next to pop out a progeny? My money is on Lefty...

:lol

I don't think so tbh... he is too much on transformers, xmen, avengers stuff to have a kid anytime soon

[lefty]

Nah

I banged your GF's tbh




Fuck having kids

[The Gemini Method]

:lol

I don't think so tbh... he is too much on transformers, xmen, avengers stuff to have a kid anytime soon

Probably right...But imagine the payout if he did? You're probably getting 50k to 1 odds on Lefty popping out a daughter.

[The Gemini Method]

Nah

I banged your GF's tbh



Fuck having kids She said you came as fast as Marvel wide released the Ultron trailer once leaked...

[lefty]

She said you came as fast as Marvel wide released the Ultron trailer once leaked...
At least I didnt jerk off before she left

[The Gemini Method]

At least I didnt jerk off before she left

Probably would've been better for her, imho.

[IronMexican]

The payout is higher for lefty to get a girl pregnant TBA it is for him to finish paying off his Sex change and get pregnant.

[Fpoonsie]

Thanks Gemini, trill and fpoon.


:lmao Mumford and Sons
:lmao liking Friends

http://www.thecoli.com/media/icejjdahell.2392/full?d=1413885711

[dirk4mvp]

Congrats IronB3aner, but how upset are you that it doesn't look like Thom Yorke?

[IronMexican]

Very:cry

[lefty]

Probably would've been better for her, imho.
hey fuck you :lol

[DPG21920]

Thanks. I said I was done at one kid, but once you see him you definitely want one more.

Aren't you only like 15?

[DMC]

Congratulations on the new addition to your family.

[IronMexican]

Sons I got her pregnant again. All I did was stick my dick around her clip and I guess it was enough cum. I feel like a stereotype now.

[HI-FI]

Sons I got her pregnant again. All I did was stick my dick around her clip and I guess it was enough cum. I feel like a stereotype now.
:lol
damn son. so no creampie, just precum on her clit? fuck I better stick to condoms.

[NASpurs]

Sons I got her pregnant again. All I did was stick my dick around her clip and I guess it was enough cum. I feel like a stereotype now.

:lmao

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/science/shutterstock_107685965-615px.jpg

[IronMexican]

I was shocked when it happened. We're excited though.

[dirk4mvp]

I was shocked when it happened. We're excited though.

what are you gonna name it tbh?

[IronMexican]

No idea what it is. Jordan if it's a boy :cry

[The Reckoning]

lol why would you cum on her clit? :lmao

[DMC]

I thought Mexican women were born pregnant, but congrats.

[Xevious]

A son will put you in an old folk's home. A daughter will let you move in when you're old. http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/yeshrug.png

More on this point. Girls will call you to check on you, boys will call you when they need something.

[pgardn]

It kinda sucks to have a daughter or daughters without having no sons.

No actually it does not, so far.

[JudynTX]

http://i59.tinypic.com/30x7rlv.jpg


My son tbh. He's pretty awesome. He was born the 25th. He should be driving pretty soon.

Congratulations, he's so cute!

[mrsmaalox]

lol so much for "doctor's orders"

[Infinite_limit]

Atleast she found a job?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUfw0bxmJg8&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube .com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DcUfw0bxmJg8&has_verified=1

[Infinite_limit]

Sidenote:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnEkX8f3M0w

[benefactor]

:lol teenage whore advocate

She's probably fucking all of her boyfriend's friends.

[RD2191]

Atleast she found a job?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUfw0bxmJg8&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube .com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DcUfw0bxmJg8&has_verified=1
There...there is a God. :cry

[leemajors]

There...there is a God. :cry


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMIsR1lVEBA

[RD2191]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMIsR1lVEBA
:depressed

[DJR210]

Wow. If I had a young teen daughter and saw she made a video like that, there would be a part 2 of me beating the living fuck outta her with a wet rope in a basement somewhere.

[Strange Love]

More koolaid material he can fap to. :lol

[Technique]

If your sperm can only produce girls, your a beta male cuckold faggot, tbh...

http://images.politico.com/global/2014/12/24/141224_obama_tiara_wh_1160_956x519.jpg

[RsxPiimp]

Sidenote:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnEkX8f3M0w

Molested by her father that's for sure...

[DJR210]

Sons I got her pregnant again. All I did was stick my dick around her clip and I guess it was enough cum. I feel like a stereotype now.

:lol I feel your pain..I thought smoking a fuck load of weed and drinking Mountain Dew ruined your potency..my girl is 2 months pregnant with my 3rd, so guess not.

[mrsmaalox]

:lol I feel your pain..I thought smoking a fuck load of weed and drinking Mountain Dew ruined your potency..my girl is 2 months pregnant with my 3rd, so guess not.

:lol Damn, who'd a thought that weed and Mountain Dew are not reliable methods of birth control?!

[DJR210]

:lol Damn, who'd a thought that weed and Mountain Dew are not reliable methods of birth control?!

Right??

Tbh, birth control means nothing. My second son was codenamed "Phelps" during the beginning of the pregnancy because he decided he was gonna swim right past the IUD to the promised land. The doctor said the IUD was correctly in place when he removed it..He was the .1%..if only I had that kinda luck with the lottery, we'd be set.

[LkrFan]

http://i59.tinypic.com/30x7rlv.jpg


My son tbh. He's pretty awesome. He was born the 25th. He should be driving pretty soon.

Congrats man. That’s awesome. :tu

[LkrFan]

I thought Mexican women were born pregnant, but congrats.

That's fucked up, even for you DMC. :lol SMDH

[DMC]

That's fucked up, even for you DMC. :lol SMDH

My Mexican BIL told me that.