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Avante
10-17-2014, 02:19 AM
poor little guy
so lonesome and blue
a little midget
around 4 foot 2

not too bright
stupid would work
when he's not being a prick
he's being a jerk

he sucks dick
both night and day
sometimes for free
sometimes for pay

he has a baggy ass
and one knocked knee
so fucked up
he has to squat to pee

poor little shit
but what can we do
his dad dumped him
and his mom dumped him too

so here he is
following me around
acting like a punk
looking like a clown

benefactor's senior photo
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/skylowlow/01.jpg

xmas1997
10-17-2014, 02:28 AM
poor little guy
so lonesome and blue
he just hangs around
but it's the best
he can do

not too bright
stupid would work
when he's not being a prick
he's being a jerk

he sucks dick
both night and day
sometimes for free
sometimes for pay

he has a baggy ass
and one knocked knee
so fucked up
he has to squat to pee

poor little shit
but what can we do
his dad dumped him
and his mom dumped him too

so here he is
following me around
acting like a punk
looking like a clown

This fool is one of the other ones who follows me around too, as does extatic and ohmwrecker.
I must give credit where credit is due, at least ohmwrecker is intelligent enough to know he is being had and begs off, unlike these other stupid and ignorant fools.
Stupid is usually a temporary condition, whereas ignorance is much more permanent.
The dumbest of the lot though is a toss up between chumpussy and anagloser.
I used to think they were smart, but have since revised that opinion in light of their blatant obsessive ignorance.
Now, it is as you say, pure amusement. And it is so easy to egg them on.
Like taking candy from a baby.
:lmao

Franklin
10-17-2014, 02:29 AM
"he has to squat to pee" :lmao

ChumpDumper
10-17-2014, 02:31 AM
chum pushy and anagloserIvy League education hard at work

anakha
10-17-2014, 02:31 AM
:lmao still bitching after three hours
:lmao old man meltdown continues

Avante
10-17-2014, 02:32 AM
This fool is one of the other ones who follows me around too, as does extra tic and ohmwrecker.
I must give credit where credit is due, at least ohmwrecker is intelligent enough to know he is being had and begs off, unlike these other stupid and ignorant fools.
Stupid is usually a temporary condition, whereas ignorant is much more permanent.
The dumbest of the lot though is a toss up between chum pushy and anagloser.
I used to think they were smart, but have since revised that opinion in light of their blatant obsessive ignorance.
Now, it is as you say, pure amusement. And it is so easy to egg them on.
Like taking candy from a baby.
:lmao


When you see those who never post threads and are always looking to talk negative you work them like the little bitchs they are. They are only here to bug others so ya slap them around, that's what the dummies deserve. So I work them like what they are, dumb little shits who don't know anything.

xmas1997
10-17-2014, 02:32 AM
:lmao
Geez, I still own them.
This is too easy!
:lmao

ChumpDumper
10-17-2014, 02:33 AM
:lmao
Geez, I still own them.
This is too easy!
:lmao

Don't know about you but I have two homos following me around and even though I have them on ignore, their initials are "c" and "a".
I own them!
:lmao

Of course I do, it can't be helped, and I can't even read their posts but it is obvious the way they follow me around making fools of themselves that they are talking about me.
They are totally owned, and it is hilarious as they squirm and jabber.

Do you notice the fags who follow me around to every thread just like the ones who follow you?

And I have them on ignore, yet occasionally see their quotes from others on here.
We own these asswipes, lock, stock, and barrel.
:lmao

:owned

^^^ :owned ^^^

I own both those two fools, they follow me everywhere, even while I have them on ignore, fools! :lmao

:owned:clap

:clap:corn::owned

The Reckoning
10-17-2014, 02:36 AM
:lol

xmas1997
10-17-2014, 02:39 AM
Nice poem by the way.
Benefag likes to try to get my goat too but he is also on ignore so I have no idea what he is saying, but it doesn't take much imagination to figure out, just like the other two fools.
They have no humor to speak of, and we already know they have limited intelligence and imagination.
So what is there left to do but make fun of them making fools of themselves.
You would think they would be smart enough to realize they are being had, but they aren't.
:lmao
They get what they deserve so I don't feel sorry for them at all, I know their M.O.s.
Been there, done that.
You should make a poem about all of them if you can, it would be funny.
:lmao

Avante
10-17-2014, 02:44 AM
Nice poem by the way.
Benefag likes to try to get my goat too but he is also on ignore so I have no idea what he is saying, but it doesn't take much imagination to figure out, just like the other two fools.
They have no humor to speak of, and we already know they have limited intelligence and imagination.
So what is there left to do but make fun of them making fools of themselves.
You would think they would be smart enough to realize they are being had, but they aren't.
:lmao
They get what they deserve so I don't feel sorry for them at all, I know their M.O.s.
Been there, done that.
You should make a poem about all of them if you can, it would be funny.
:lmao

The poems just hit me, then it flows. I can't set out to do a poem, weird.

I do like your ability to stir the pot, most would fail at it. I learned the secret long ago, I can see you also know it.

The Reckoning
10-17-2014, 02:46 AM
are yall gonna bum fuck now?

anakha
10-17-2014, 02:49 AM
:lmao old man asking for help because he can't think of anything to say

xmas1997
10-17-2014, 02:50 AM
are yall gonna bum fuck now?

:lmao
Funny, very funny!
Good one.
I'm surprised you didn't say to get a room!
:lmao

Avante
10-17-2014, 02:56 AM
are yall gonna bum fuck now?

What;s this...yall..bullshit, what are you fucking okie?

The Reckoning
10-17-2014, 03:03 AM
What;s this...yall..bullshit, what are you fucking okie?


news flash. you're on a texas message board. first rule of trolling is to know your constituents.

Avante
10-17-2014, 03:05 AM
news flash. you're on a texas message board. first rule of trolling is to know your constituents.

news flash. if you think this board is limited to just Texas I can't help you.

Avante
10-17-2014, 03:26 AM
benefactor today


http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/bullcurry/01.jpg

Reck
10-17-2014, 03:28 AM
This shit was good, cant deny. :lol

Avante
10-17-2014, 03:46 AM
Mrs Benefactor

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/l/lunavachon/05.jpg

Koolaid_Man
10-17-2014, 05:54 AM
poor little guy
so lonesome and blue
a little midget
around 4 foot 2

not too bright
stupid would work
when he's not being a prick
he's being a jerk

he sucks dick
both night and day
sometimes for free
sometimes for pay

he has a baggy ass
and one knocked knee
so fucked up
he has to squat to pee

poor little shit
but what can we do
his dad dumped him
and his mom dumped him too

so here he is
following me around
acting like a punk
looking like a clown

benefactor's senior photo
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/skylowlow/01.jpg

:lmao nice work AV

silverblk mystix
10-17-2014, 07:22 AM
poor little guy
so lonesome and blue
a little midget
around 4 foot 2

not too bright
stupid would work
when he's not being a prick
he's being a jerk

he sucks dick
both night and day
sometimes for free
sometimes for pay

he has a baggy ass
and one knocked knee
so fucked up
he has to squat to pee

poor little shit
but what can we do
his dad dumped him
and his mom dumped him too

so here he is
following me around
acting like a punk
looking like a clown

benefactor's senior photo
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/skylowlow/01.jpg







:rollin:rollin:rollin



:lol benefagtor
:lolthread delivers
:loltrolling trolls

Franklin
10-17-2014, 09:31 AM
:lol didn't know benefactor and DPG are twin brothers tbh

cantthinkofanything
10-17-2014, 10:06 AM
Looks like twisted railroad steel to me.



http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/skylowlow/01.jpg

cantthinkofanything
10-17-2014, 10:10 AM
Just read the poem tho...not bad Avante. The metering is way better in print than your other works.

Blake
10-17-2014, 10:26 AM
Oh look. Avante started a thread about another poster. Didn't see that coming.

:cry leeches to the left of me; small fries to the right :cry :cry

Koolaid_Man
10-17-2014, 10:44 AM
This is Avante's first successful ETHER and it's done to a a mexican dude who so badly wants and craves that white acceptance.

Tony award goes to Avante for this one :lmao

hehateme
10-17-2014, 11:16 AM
:lmao
Funny, very funny!
Good one.
I'm surprised you didn't say to get a room!
:lmao

Don't you have a death thread pt. 2 you should be writing? I don't think any poster has sunk to the level's of faking their own internet death to troll only yourself. You are far beyond fucking retarded, ivy.

TeyshaBlue
10-17-2014, 12:11 PM
Butthurt thread. Nothing to see here.

Avante
10-17-2014, 03:14 PM
Butthurt thread. Nothing to see here.

No little one, nothing to see here.
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=239401

ChumpDumper
10-17-2014, 03:27 PM
No little one, nothing to see here.
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=239401If there's nothing to see, why did you link it?

TeyshaBlue
10-17-2014, 03:29 PM
No little one, nothing to see here.
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=239401

My little fan!

ohmwrecker
10-17-2014, 05:18 PM
:lol "begging off"

Link please?

Avante
10-17-2014, 06:01 PM
My little fan!

Is that really what you got from that?

How about don't talk shit when you post the....nobody cares...that you do, ok?

TeyshaBlue
10-17-2014, 06:20 PM
Is that really what you got from that?

How about don't talk shit when you post the....nobody cares...that you do, ok?
*ESL Post*

Keep it up little fan!

xmas1997
10-17-2014, 06:26 PM
Oh look. Avante started a thread about another poster. Didn't see that coming.

:cry leeches to the left of me; small fries to the right :cry :cry

Are you jealous he is writing poems about someone other than you?

Avante
10-17-2014, 06:30 PM
*ESL Post*

Keep it up little fan!

Don't act retarded ok amigo?

TeyshaBlue
10-17-2014, 07:46 PM
Thanks little fan! :)

Avante
10-17-2014, 07:48 PM
Thanks little fan! :)


It appears you don't have any fans.
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=213416

Dirk Oneanddoneski
10-17-2014, 08:00 PM
This is Avante's first successful ETHER and it's done to a a mexican dude who so badly wants and craves that white acceptance.

Tony award goes to Avante for this one :lmao

wait a minute wait a minute are you saying benefactor is really beanerfactor?

TeyshaBlue
10-17-2014, 08:32 PM
It appears you don't have any fans.
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=213416

I've got you, little fan! :)

silverblk mystix
10-17-2014, 08:33 PM
It appears you don't have any fans.
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=213416



:lmao:lmao:lmao

Avante
10-17-2014, 08:52 PM
I've got you, little fan! :)

Well that's pretty sad then because I think ya suck.

TeyshaBlue
10-17-2014, 09:19 PM
Keep researching my threads, little fan. :)

Avante
10-17-2014, 09:29 PM
Keep researching my threads, little fan. :)

Just don't run your mouth little one when you totally suck at this, ok?

TeyshaBlue
10-17-2014, 09:33 PM
Thanks, little fan! :)

Avante
10-17-2014, 09:50 PM
Thanks, little fan! :)

Poor little shit, talk about retarded.

TeyshaBlue
10-17-2014, 10:14 PM
Enjoy, little fan!

Venti Quattro
10-17-2014, 10:47 PM
:lmao :lmao :lmao

Blake
10-18-2014, 08:27 AM
:lol