Kirby Bryant All Time Bricker watch

[noob cake]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BRICKBE #1

[Mikeanaro]

LOL CROWD IS SO HAPPY!

[baseline bum]

And there's the record on a retarded 18 foot fadeaway off a spin! :lmao

[Sportstudi]

Grizz announcers: There it is!!!! :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Splits]

"There's the record setting miss"

:lmao fadeaway jumper

[Spur-Addict]

:lmao Fade away double teamed

[RD2191]

Wooooooooooooooooooo

[ElNono]

lol Grizzlies announcers, "there's the record-setting miss"... :lmao

[midnightpulp]

HE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats to Kobe Bryant and all his fans!

[RD2191]

:lmao:bobo

[dirk4mvp]

I am a witness

[Clipper Nation]

http://i.imgur.com/dZPzNv6.jpg

[gnsf0946]

checking in

[DarkGinobili]

Congrats Kobe:rollin:rollin

[pgardn]

A fade away.

Too good.

[Sportstudi]

Drink up fellas...this one is for the all-time brick leader in NBA history. Raise your glasses....

http://images.dexknows.com/cms/Glasses-of-Champagne460x300.jpg

:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

This thread shall live in infamy

[noob cake]

We need a gif

[Mikeanaro]

Will the NBA give him an award or something? like a huge brick hitting a rim?

[D12]

Aaaannd Kobe remains a pimp ass millionaire getting det paper while you scrubs celebrate a stupid record that isn't even relevant to his greatness on some obscure messageboard

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Most selfish faggot and biggest bricklaying chucker in NBA HISTORY

[elmanutres]

special thanks for Noob Cake for keeping track of the progress of the record for this wondrous event. :bobo

[Clipper Nation]

http://i.imgur.com/wbeL9G8.png

[Spur-Addict]

All of those terrible chuckers in league history and he tops them all. Quite an achievement :toast

[elmanutres]

http://i.imgur.com/wbeL9G8.png
The Record

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao Most selfish faggot and biggest bricklaying chucker in NBA HISTORY


Do ya dance 0lipper 0ation

[noob cake]

brickbe rises tonight

The end of assistbe, unselfishbe, leaderbe

[Robz4000]

:cry congrats Kirbystan and Laker fan alike on this momentous achievement :cry

[midnightpulp]

:lol On a side note, Memphis is as bad as us closing out games.

[AlexJones]

He's now working extra hard to keep it Melo from taking the crown one day.

[Silver&Black]

special thanks for Noob Cake for keeping track of the progress of the record for this wondrous event. :bobo

Agreed...big props to noob cake. You da real MVP....

[Clipper Nation]

brickbe rises tonight

The end of assistbe, unselfishbe, leaderbe
Kirby Johnson is no more... long live Kirby Havlicek :lol

[noob cake]

He's now working extra hard to keep it Melo from taking the crown one day.

son, Melo can no chance

[baseline bum]

Kirby Johnson is no more... long live Kirby Iverstackhouse :lol

FIFY

[Texas_Ranger]

Congrats to kobe

[ElNono]

damn, think about all those fucking chuckers through the years, and Kirby has them all beat... respect

[benefactor]

:lol Yahoo sent me an update

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t31.0-8/10714011_10201856425012274_6123463424343495988_o.j pg

[King Emmanuel]

:toast Thread DeadlyDynasty Giuseppe Medvedenko @21_blessings Culburn369 DD DrHouse @allanon cobbler lakaluva PGDynasty24 DazedAndConfused

[Spurs 4 The Win]

The Record

?Bricker

[midnightpulp]

:lmao Tony Allen raped Kirby's soul on that play.

[baseline bum]

:lmao Snitch falls on his face

[D12]

:lol Kobe keeping his terrible team in the game, nothing new.

[midnightpulp]

:lol Kobe keeping his terrible team in the game, nothing new.

AND just like that he takes a terrible shot.

[Clipper Nation]

http://i.imgur.com/LoNkneN.png

[hater]

damn Lakers getting jobbed by Stern

[Texas_Ranger]

Conley does what he does best. Gives the ball to the other team in crunch time.

[D12]

AND just like that he takes a terrible shot.
Because the team he has around him is capable of putting up a better shot. Shut the fuck up dude.

[Splits]

Aaaannd Kobe remains a pimp ass millionaire getting det paper while you scrubs celebrate a stupid record that isn't even relevant to his greatness on some obscure messageboard

:lmao dat handle

[Mikeanaro]

Never seen so many 5 sec violations like this season wtf

[Spur-Addict]

Because the team he has around him is capable of putting up a better shot. Shut the fuck up dude.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[midnightpulp]

Because the team he has around him is capable of putting up a better shot. Shut the fuck up dude.

Yeah, as proven by their collectively superior FG% that is a constant every game.

Will Kirby ever shoot 50% in a game again?

[midnightpulp]

:lmao And he misses the final shot of the game on his historic night.

So fuckin' fitting. :lol

[Sportstudi]

And one more brick to end the game :lmao

[noob cake]

+4 all-time brick record holder.

We might need to keep this thread alive for future games

[D12]

None of this is Kobe's fault. This team flat out sucks. Kobe IS the team.

[midnightpulp]

None of this is Kobe's fault. This team flat out sucks. Kobe IS the team.

Bullshit. The game they won Kirby was like the 5th best performer on the team.

[illmatic]

Yes, contested 3 point shots is efficient basketball.

[noob cake]

None of this is Kobe's fault. This team flat out sucks. Kobe IS the team.

6/24

[D12]

Yeah, as proven by their collectively superior FG% that is a constant every game.

Will Kirby ever shoot 50% in a game again?
^All this shitty take confirms is that you are an obsessed pussyboy fag. Nothing new, after all these years.

[Splits]

Because the team he has around him is capable of putting up a better shot. Shut the fuck up dude.

MVPau took a worse roster to 27 wins last year when Kirby quit. What's Kirbs going to "lead" his superior roster to this year without a dominant big to carry him?

:lmao 1-6
:lmao worst start in LA history
:lmao most overrated player in NBA history
:lmao destroying his "legacy" with $48.5, choosing money over preserving his false superstardom
:lmao sociopath being put in his place by his own doing
:lmao history will judge Kirby vs. Pippen, not MJ

[ElNono]

The Brick Mamba forging his own path now...

[baseline bum]

It's a good thing Snitch passed Kareem's playoff record back in 2012 tbh

[Venti Quattro]

The Brick Mamba forging his own path now...

That brick-covered walk is really looking good

[noob cake]

The Brick Mamba forging his own path now...

laying

[Medvedenko]

No one has been #1 option as long as Kobe. Respect, classic spursktalk for being short sighted as usual.

[midnightpulp]

No one has been #1 option as long as Kobe. Respect, classic spursktalk for being short sighted as usual.

He's only been the number one option since 05. Lebron has already got him beat in that regard.

Kobe just loves to miss shots. Accept it, bro.

[AlexJones]

Pretty sure Dirk's been #1 since '01 as well. You can't find him anywhere on that missed FG list.

[manufan10]

Duncan has made a career out of rebounding Kobe misses. :smokin

[Clipper Nation]

No one has been #1 option as long as Kobe.

Kirby has only been the #1 option for four years (of abject failure), tbh - 2005-07, and 2014.

[Splits]

1st in all time bricks
7th in all time makes
Best volume chucking sidekick ever

If you're a superstar (MJ, Duncan, Shaq, Pau) who do you choose as your Robin? Kobe or Pippin? I'd probably take Pip since he wouldn't destroy team chemistry or rape my wife.

[bobcatfan4life]

The record-breaking brick.http://giant.gfycat.com/EasyFlashyGrassspider.gif

[Mal]

The record-breaking brick.http://giant.gfycat.com/EasyFlashyGrassspider.gif

Quality attempt

[RsxPiimp]

Scorers shoot the ball. A lot. They want the ball and they want to take charge of the game offensively. That is precisely what makes a great scorer who he is.

[Sportstudi]

Scorers shoot the ball. A lot. They want the ball and they want to take charge of the game offensively. That is precisely what makes a great scorer who he is.

ESPN showing and making a countdown for all of Kobe's bricks :lmao

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/11862042/kobe-bryant-los-angeles-lakers-sets-nba-record-missed-field-goals

[benefactor]

ESPN showing and making a countdown for all of Kobe's bricks :lmao

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/11862042/kobe-bryant-los-angeles-lakers-sets-nba-record-missed-field-goals
:lol

[baseline bum]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't shoot. And apparently 61% of the ones you do.

[Brazil]

Congratulations for the record Kobe fans !!!

Trully amazing achievement !

[TDMVPDPOY]

apparently the same thread on realgm is locked hahahaha

[ambchang]

Congrats to Kobe. I am ashamed that I had to miss the game because I had to take a red-eye flight to a client site last night, but I still logged on whenever I could to check the scores. Finally got into the hotel 2 in the morning, and it's just too late to post.

Anyways, one thing to point out is whose record Kobe broke, and it was Havlicek.

Havlicek, by all accounts, had a similar career as Kobe.

Both of them were inefficient chuckers.

Both of them started off their careers coat-riding a dominant big man to multiple championships.

Both of them missed the playoffs in their primes without a dominant big man (69-70 for Havlicek, 04-05 for Kobe).

Both of them then won two more championships coat-riding another big man who did not get enough credit (Dave Cowens and MVPau).

Both of them were known to be defensive players due to their early career work, and then lived off of reputation for the rest of their careers.

[Brazil]

Scorers shoot the ball. A lot. They want the ball and they want to take charge of the game offensively. That is precisely what makes a great scorer who he is.

:lmao it's not the eighties anymore buddy
:lmao after 007 license to kill we have 6/24 license to shoot

[Clipper Nation]

Scorers shoot the ball. A lot. They want the ball and they want to take charge of the game offensively. That is precisely what makes a great scorer who he is.
Such a lame excuse, tbh.... you don't see DK, LeBron, Duncan, etc. setting all-time brick records :lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol boozers instincts after passing the ball to the chucker...

[MultiTroll]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't shoot. And apparently 61% of the ones you do.
:lol The Kirby Stat. Based on % of misses.
"Kirbs with a blistering 61%".

[RsxPiimp]

Such a lame excuse, tbh.... you don't see DK, LeBron, Duncan, etc. setting all-time brick records :lol

Those players really have a much rounded game. Kobe's the type of player who takes joy in shooting the ball regardless if it goes in our out.

[313]

:lmao it's not the eighties anymore buddy
:lmao after 007 license to kill we have 6/24 license to shoot
:lol

[Clipper Nation]

Those players really have a much rounded game. Kobe's the type of player who takes joy in shooting the ball regardless if it goes in our out.
Now you're moving the goalposts. Josh Smith enjoys chucking up shots as well, does that make him a great scorer too?

[RsxPiimp]

Now you're moving the goalposts. Josh Smith enjoys chucking up shots as well, does that make him a great scorer too?

Haven't seen him lead the league in scoring so, yeah, answer is no. But that's obvious. No?

[Killakobe81]

Those players really have a much rounded game. Kobe's the type of player who takes joy in shooting the ball regardless if it goes in our out.

True but bad comparison except DK who is also on that list ... i think 7 or 8 spots lower. Lebron and Duncan are great scorers but have never been volume scorers.

[Killakobe81]

Meant at CN, not pimp ^

[ambchang]

http://espn.go.com/blog/los-angeles/lakers/post/_/id/40363/misses-add-up-to-big-part-of-kobes-legacy

Kobe on already helping his minions with the excuses:


Yeah, all the ones where I've had to try to bail the team out at the end of the shot clock. Jesus Christ. It annoys the crap out of me [and] kills my FG percentage.


Well, I'm a shooting guard that's played 19 years. Like I said, 'shooting' guard, 19th year.

When asked about the record, Kobe was still finding ways to defend his inefficient chucking ways, so he lied.


Nah, I don't pay attention to that stuff, man.

Of course, he can't be the ultimate Jordan copycat without dragging Jordan into this.


I remember when I was a kid and I watched Michael [Jordan] shoot 49 times in an NBA Finals game. Can you imagine if I did that -- and lost? Puts things in perspective.

So he didn't know he was closing in on this monumental record, but he remembered that when he was a kid, Jordan shot 49 times in an NBA Finals game?

Really?

And of course, that never happened. Jordan once shot 43 shots in the Finals vs. the Suns, but then of course, the Bulls won the series.

Of all the Lakers games since the 1985-86 season, Kobe owns the top record of firing 47 shots in the loss vs Boston. The next 22 games for a Laker player with the most FGA all belonged to Kobe. Magic came in #24 with 36 FGA in a WIN vs. the Kings. Then there's another 6 Kobe games before Shaq comes in at #31 with a win over the Kings.

Of the top 100 games with the most FG attempts in a game by a Laker, Kobe owns 92 of those games (41.4ppg), Shaq 6 (43.3 ppg), Magic 1 (46 pts) and Cedric Ceballos 1 (50pts). For the ppg stats, keep in mind that Kobe dominated the top rankings. Ceballos finished #92 of those 100 games.

[MultiTroll]

Kobe on already helping his minions with the excuses:
Nice truff bombs!

Anyway in this day and age to prove wrong by stats? His super lame:
"Yeah, all the ones where I've had to try to bail the team out at the end of the shot clock."
Of course it would be subjective. There are thousands of his shots where, yes they were taken during the last few seconds of the shot clock. But, he had 2 3 or even 4 teamates open so no way should that be put in the catagory of *bailed out at end of the clock*

All time piece of sh*t.

[CavsSuperFan]

If Kobe went to collAge...I am pretty sure he would have gone to Ole Miss...

[hater]

http://www.geeksandcleats.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kobe-bryant-practice-geeksandcleats.jpeg

WTF???

:lol

[Hemotivo]

1. 1 MVP in 19 seasons - GOAT! Next to MJ!
2. 2 scoring titles in 19 seasons - Greatest scorer has ever lived!
3. Got his first finals MVP in 6 tries – Self carried the Lakers to Championships!
4. Committed adultery by raping an underage girl - Role model to the kids!
5. Records the most missed shots in season and playoffs – Greatest Laker ever!
6. Missed playoffs & fight for 8th seed during his prime w/ superstar players – Best Athlete of all-time!
7. Sued his own mother for his accomplishments – A great son and Family Man!
8. Still lost when his Team is ahead 3 – 1 in the series – Tremendous Killer Instinct!
9. 6/24 shooting in Game 7 finals - Best clutch player in history!
10. Never averaged higher 50% FG shooting in season, playoffs, finals, olympics – Purest of the pure shooters!

[FkLA]

I got sick of all the media using this stat to antagonize Kobe, so here's my rebuttal.

A comparison of stats between the two greatest shooting guards in NBA history:

Michael Jordan's missed shots versus FGA in 15 seasons
12345/24537

Kobe Bryant's missed shots versus FGA in 19 season
13421/24542

On average, if Jordan missed 823 shots per season, in 19 seasons he would have missed: 15637 shots. Which is well over Kobe's record of 13421 missed shots, and that is a chasm over Havlicek's previous record.

Between Kobe and Jordan, Jordan would have missed 2216 more shots. I only say this because of the monstrous double standard the media has toward Kobe.

And I'm bracing for the fact that people will argue Kobe's first three years doesn't count because he came off the bench.

(missed/attempted)
96'-97' - 246/422
97'-98' - 522/913
98'-99' - 417/779
--------------------
total: 1185/2114

Even if you subtract those three years, you're looking at:

12236/22428

So in 16 seasons
Kobe Bryant - 12236 missed / 22428 fga

in 15 seasons
Michael Jordan - 12345 missed / 24537 fga

So you tell me who was on track for setting the most missed field goal attempts in NBA history?

[Splits]

I got sick of all the media using this stat to antagonize Kobe, so here's my rebuttal.

A comparison of stats between the two greatest shooting guards in NBA history:

Michael Jordan's missed shots versus FGA in 15 seasons
12345/24537

Kobe Bryant's missed shots versus FGA in 19 season
13421/24542

On average, if Jordan missed 823 shots per season, in 19 seasons he would have missed: 15637 shots. Which is well over Kobe's record of 13421 missed shots, and that is a chasm over Havlicek's previous record.

Between Kobe and Jordan, Jordan would have missed 2216 more shots. I only say this because of the monstrous double standard the media has toward Kobe.

And I'm bracing for the fact that people will argue Kobe's first three years doesn't count because he came off the bench.

(missed/attempted)
96'-97' - 246/422
97'-98' - 522/913
98'-99' - 417/779
--------------------
total: 1185/2114

Even if you subtract those three years, you're looking at:

12236/22428

So in 16 seasons
Kobe Bryant - 12236 missed / 22428 fga

in 15 seasons
Michael Jordan - 12345 missed / 24537 fga

So you tell me who was on track for setting the most missed field goal attempts in NBA history?

You're including last year (6 games) and this year (7 games) as entire seasons? Makes sense.

[FkLA]

You're including last year (6 games) and this year (7 games) as entire seasons? Makes sense.

People on this board were talking as if he would be lucky to be a 20 ppg guy. Yeah, so his FG% is lower than usual, that'll go up. I have no doubt. And please leave the inefficient, non-team-ball stuff for those who buy it. He's been the same player all these years. He's not going to change. You want Tim Duncan or LBJ, go watch them for that. When all is said and done. When the hatred fades. When people go back and look at this era, Kobe will be legend, no one else will be. You bemoan his so-called inefficiency all you want. I'll marvel at what he is doing given the circumstances. Have fun.

[MultiTroll]

When people go back and look at this era, Kobe will be legend, no one else will be. You bemoan his so-called inefficiency all you want. I'll marvel at what he is doing given the circumstances. Have fun.
Can we get a Laker emblem put on the uniform of Kobe Krishna FkLA celebrating with fellow Kobe Krishna?
http://static3.demotix.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/a_scale_large/000-7/photos/1246270341-hare-krishna--festival-of-chariots97457_97457.jpg

[Sheriff Hoyt]

Kobe 6-15 in the first half tonight

[Sheriff Hoyt]

8-24

[Seventyniner]

Over/under: 1000 missed shots for Kobe this season. He has 120 through 8 games, an even 15 per game. He'd need 11.9 misses per game over the final 74 (if he plays every game) to crack 1000.

[Seventyniner]

http://i.imgur.com/wbeL9G8.png


Well, I'm a shooting guard that's played 19 years. Like I said, 'shooting' guard, 19th year.

:lol so many bricks the TV crew tries to classify him as a forward, maybe he'll stop shooting

[Splits]

Kobe: 10/28 36%
Rest of team: 25/56 45%

[noob cake]

22 bricks lead now

+18 bricks tonight

[Malik Hairston]

:lol you have to admire that he just doesn't give a fuck anymore, tbh..

Usually when he gets criticized for shooting too much, he follows it up with a couple of games where he's stubbornly over-passing..

[apalisoc_9]

All these Bricks lead to easy transition points..

your typical kobe fan would never admit..

[gambit1990]

what is brick mamba's fg% vs the rest of team's so far this season?

[noob cake]

:lol you have to admire that he just doesn't give a fuck anymore, tbh..

Usually when he gets criticized for shooting too much, he follows it up with a couple of games where he's stubbornly over-passing..

Assistbe always follows a 15+ brick game. Yeah, this year Kirby is done. He doesn't give a fuck.

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol you have to admire that he just doesn't give a fuck anymore, tbh..

Usually when he gets criticized for shooting too much, he follows it up with a couple of games where he's stubbornly over-passing..

:lol I was at the game tonight, and you are spot on.... he just does not care anymore. It was really a sad sight to see. All he did was shoot the ball. Winning the game never crossed his mind. I didn't know whether to just feel sorry for him or to get upset that he was a disgrace the the sport. All I cared about what that his style of play guaranteed a win for my team tonight.

[Splits]

what is brick mamba's fg% vs the rest of team's so far this season?

Lakers: 301/676 = 44.5%

Kirby: 76/196 = 38.8%

Rest of team: 225/480 = 46.8%

League average: 286/638 = 44.9%

Without Kirbs chucking, Lakers would be the 7th best shooting team in the league, instead they are 16th

[Splits]

Another interesting stat, with 120 bricks there are only 19 players in the entire league that have attempted as many shots as Kirbs has bricked. And 7 of those players have played an extra game.

[TDMVPDPOY]

with the missed bricks that lead to transition points, lol all nba defense my ass

[Dex]

The record-breaking brick.http://giant.gfycat.com/EasyFlashyGrassspider.gif

Turnaround fadeaway over a double-team.

Seems fitting.

[SupremeGuy]

:cry thank you sidekick :cry

The Record is forever.

[benefactor]

And a good time was had by all, tbh.

[noob cake]

25 bricks lead

3 bricks tonight

[spurraider21]

shamelessly padding his record

[Splits]

Kawhi blanketing Kirbs, not even letting him get off his chucks

[noob cake]

Turnaround fadeaway over a double-team.

Seems fitting.

Open Lin. Open Price.

[Strange Love]

Another brick for the ages to end the half of game vs the Spurs.

[noob cake]

26 bricks

4 bricks tonight, 0-4 shooting, 3 foodstamps

[Splits]

:lol would be scoreless if refs didn't gift him 3 foodstamps from a half court chuck at the end of the 1st

:lol Duncan outclassing Kirbs in every aspect of this game

[CitizenDwayne]

So just how big of a chucker was Hondo? The fact that he held that record for so long is actually fairly astounding

[noob cake]

30 bricks

[spurraider21]

and to think some young kid dreaming of this record is getting further and further away from it :cry

[FkLA]

This chucker is getting exposed so badly by the best perimeter defensive tandem in the league.

[noob cake]

32

[noob cake]

35

[Splits]

1-14 :lmao

[Thread]

Boston Celtics great John Havlicek now owns the record, at 13,417 missed field goals, while Bryant sits at 13,319 missed field goals.

Kirbs at 98 and counting down!

http://www.geeksandcleats.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kobe-bryant-practice-geeksandcleats.jpeg

Here's a motherfucker (of my own pigment)(white) been retired for what, 40 fuckin' years with that record, Media ain't uttered a fuckin' peep for them 40 fuckin' years. Now, NOW, now they get down to gettin' down over it.

Yep, I'll just bet they fuckin' do. And you fucks-you grab the drum outta their fuckin' hands & start beatin' it to beat the fuckin' band.

Motherfuckers.

[spurraider21]

Here's a motherfucker (of my own pigment)(white) been retired for what, 40 fuckin' years with that record, Media ain't uttered a fuckin' peep for them 40 fuckin' years. Now, NOW, now they get down to gettin' down over it.

Yep, I'll just bet they fuckin' do. And you fucks-you grab the drum outta their fuckin' hands & start beatin' it to beat the fuckin' band.

Motherfuckers.
sup, grumpy

[Thread]

sup, grumpy

Fuck. I was gonna boycott (over Ellis erasing my threads) till next June, then come back in after you couldn't repeat. I'd grow old, gray & I would die waiting to come back in after you didn't ring.

You'd have to try, and I mean fuckin' hard not to repeat.

[spurraider21]

Fuck. I was gonna boycott (over Ellis erasing my threads) till next June, then come back in after you couldn't repeat. I'd grow old, gray & I would die waiting to come back in after you didn't ring.

You'd have to try, and I mean fuckin' hard not to repeat.
its good(ish) to have you back. you're the most realistic of your laker brethren when you aren't on one of your parrot runs

[Clipper Nation]

Fuck. I was gonna boycott (over Ellis erasing my threads) till next June, then come back in after you couldn't repeat. I'd grow old, gray & I would die waiting to come back in after you didn't ring.

You'd have to try, and I mean fuckin' hard not to repeat.
1-14 right up yer ass. Not even the Jaws of Life could extract it.

tee, hee.

[Thread]

1-14 right up yer ass. Not even the Jaws of Life could extract it.

tee, hee.

Only way I'd be pissed or "worried" is if Pop conspired to shut him down. That won't happen.

[spurraider21]

Only way I'd be pissed or "worried" is if Pop conspired to shut him down. That won't happen.
this season, the easiest way to shut kobe down has been to let him shoot. when he starts passing the lakers score in bunches

[Thread]

this season, the easiest way to shut kobe down has been to let him shoot. when he starts passing the lakers score in bunches

But, they don't want to win. They're doing what they want. It's why they let Nash go away. It's why they shut Randle down for good. Kobe gets what he wants:::25-5-5. He's having the time of his life (as long as Pop doesn't pass the word and the word be taken as gospel). And we get to keep the pick. And Kobe ain't gonna stop after he nails MJ. He's gonna light out after the other two. And he won't stop after he catches them. He's gonna buried that number deep, then pour concrete over it.

[spurraider21]

But, they don't want to win. They're doing what they want. It's why they let Nash go away. It's why they shut Randle down for good. Kobe gets what he wants:::25-5-5. He's having the time of his life (as long as Pop doesn't pass the word and the word be taken as gospel). And we get to keep the pick. And Kobe ain't gonna stop after he nails MJ. He's gonna light out after the other two. And he won't stop after he catches them. He's gonna buried that number deep, then pour concrete over it.
-they didn't let Nash go. he committed highway robbery. played 65 games during what was a 3/27 contract
-shutting down randle for good wasn't their choosing dude :lol... he snapped his leg
-if you keep the top 5 pick this year, then its on the line next year (top 3 protected in that event)
-not enough tread left on the tires to get as far as you're hoping

[Thread]

-they didn't let Nash go. he committed highway robbery. played 65 games during what was a 3/27 contract
-shutting down randle for good wasn't their choosing dude :lol... he snapped his leg
-if you keep the top 5 pick this year, then its on the line next year (top 3 protected in that event)
-not enough tread left on the tires to get as far as you're hoping

A broken leg takes 7 months to heal?

[djohn2oo8]

Here's a motherfucker (of my own pigment)(white) been retired for what, 40 fuckin' years with that record, Media ain't uttered a fuckin' peep for them 40 fuckin' years. Now, NOW, now they get down to gettin' down over it.

Yep, I'll just bet they fuckin' do. And you fucks-you grab the drum outta their fuckin' hands & start beatin' it to beat the fuckin' band.

Motherfuckers.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2676842/dx-team-taunt-o.gif

[spurraider21]

A broken leg takes 7 months to heal?
i'm no doctor, but i can't recall a player breaking his leg and coming back that same season. recovery depends on the severity of the fracture though

[Cry Havoc]

Kobe merely on pace for 44 points...


On 40 shots.


What a piece of shit.

[djohn2oo8]

Jesus 13 shots already? :lol

[Cry Havoc]

Jesus 13 shots already? :lol

:cry but he has no one to pass to :cry

Fucking Lakers fans. :lol

[ImDaNuts]

Who does he have to pass to? Honest question.

[spurraider21]

Who does he have to pass to? Honest question.
Dwight or Pau. unless he ran them off or something

[Cry Havoc]

Kobe leaves... Lakers chip into the lead. Too bad all these players should be in the d-league.

[Cry Havoc]

Who does he have to pass to? Honest question.

Lakers are better this season with Kobe off the floor.

[ImDaNuts]

Dwight or Pau. unless he ran them off or something

I remember him and Pau winning a few titles or something

[DAF86]

Who does he have to pass to? Honest question.

4 teammates.

[spurraider21]

I remember him and Pau winning a few titles or something
which makes it so weird that i cant see pau on the floor. where did he go? why did he leave? did somebody outbid the lakers?

[Cry Havoc]

I remember him and Pau winning a few titles or something

Wait, that couldn't be Pau. I remember all of LA calling him soft and telling him to put his big boy pants on. I remember him being completely over the hill.

Surely he's having a terrible season if the mighty Lakers told him to walk, right?

[Thread]

Wait, that couldn't be Pau. I remember all of LA calling him soft and telling him to put his big boy pants on. I remember him being completely over the hill.

Surely he's having a terrible season if the mighty Lakers told him to walk, right?

Pau couldn't win a single playoff game unless Kobe held his hand.

[midnightpulp]

Pau couldn't win a single playoff game unless Kobe held his hand.

Gonna happen this year.

And if Gasol lodges a Finals appearance/win without Kobe, then we'll really know who was buttering whose bread in that partnership.

[Cry Havoc]

Pau couldn't win a single playoff game unless Kobe held his hand.

Kobe has never made it out of the 2nd round without an all-world big carrying him.

[Thread]

Kobe has never made it out of the 2nd round without an all-world big carrying him.

Battier took Duncan's pants down.

tee, hee.

[Thread]

Gonna happen this year.

And if Gasol lodges a Finals appearance/win without Kobe, then we'll really know who was buttering whose bread in that partnership.

Unless he wins the 16 after the 82 it's a paper chase. Knock yerself out.

[noob cake]

49 bricks

24 shots in 2 quarters. 14 bricks lol

[noob cake]

53 bricks

18 bricks with 14 minutes left. Too bad the game is already a blowout.

[Silver&Black]

add 18 more bricks tonight.

10-28 fg

LOL...29 points on 28 attempts.

[benefactor]

Bump...just making sure all the necessary threads are in place for the Kobe passing Jordan celebration.

[Thread]

Bump...just making sure all the necessary threads are in place for the Kobe passing Jordan celebration.

Stings, don't it?

[benefactor]

Stings, don't it?
Not nearly as much as Duncan evening the count stung you.

[noob cake]

Kirby has missed 1274 more shots than Jordan.

31 points until the Media anoints him the GOAT

[noob cake]

Oh Kirby now has a 200+ lead on bricks on Hondo

[spurraider21]

Oh Kirby now has a 200+ lead on bricks on Hondo
seems like it was just yesterday we were counting down :cry

[unforeseen]

Pau couldn't win a single playoff game unless Kobe held his hand.

That is great and all but are you ringing or shining shoes?

[Thread]

That is great and all but are you ringing or shining shoes?

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

[MultiTroll]

Hey Dead Parrot,
How's Kirby doing?

All Time Bricker.

:lol Have another cup.

[Thread]

^He never had to give 1 back like your Duncan did. ha, ha.

[Kool Bob Love]

^
youre right. He gave back two. One to the Pistons the other to the celtics.

[Thread]

^
youre right. He gave back two. One to the Pistons the other to the celtics.

I thought you had a some wherewithal. I was mistaken.

[poeticism707]

^
youre right. He gave back two. One to the Pistons the other to the celtics.

:rollin :rollin :rollin

[Silver&Black]

Drink up fellas...this one is for the all-time brick leader in NBA history. Raise your glasses....

http://images.dexknows.com/cms/Glasses-of-Champagne460x300.jpg

This thread was epic....thanks again to noob cake.

[Fabbs]

Oh Kirby now has a 200+ lead on bricks on Hondo
Kirby.

Gearing up to add to his lead.

[HemisfairArena]

Now this is a thread that ethers Laker fan,,,,

[SquawkinHawkBigCock]

Kobe with 37 minutes lol...

He's going to play all game every game until he gets MJ's record or whatever then he's going to start the limping and "he's played injured all season tbh".
:lol spot on

[DMC]

Yeah

Never saw someone of his stature in the league work so hard at building his facade of a legacy and make it so obvious. He thinks that, 20 years from now, people won't consider that he did these assholish things to eclipse this or that mark, that they will only see him as having done so.

History isn't so kind. Bill Russell has two fists full of rings and is barely mentioned in the top 5, usually only by old people who stopped giving a shit after Kareem retired or fake ass neck beard bloggers who try to play the nostalgia card when they were born after Jordan retired.

[BD24]

Looking forward to Kobe putting this record out of reach this season :toast

[MultiTroll]

Looking forward to Kobe putting this record out of reach this season :toast

[313]

1-5 4 min into the first :toast

[BD24]

When he made his second shot the retards at the Staples center erupted like it was greatest thing ever even though he was 2-7 :lol

[140]

Looking forward to Kobe putting this record out of reach this season :toast

:toast

[Splits]

Holy shit 6/12 in a half??? :wow

Black Mamba is BACK

[midnightpulp]

Holy shit 6/12 in a half??? :wow

Black Mamba is BACK

-8 though :lol

Lakers were up 16 until they brought his carcass off the bench.

How you feeling about the 2nd half? If you think the Lakers will blow it, I got 20 on them.

[BD24]

Holy shit 6/12 in a half??? :wow

Black Mamba is BACK
It really speaks to how shitty he has been that shooting 6/13 in a half is surprising and cause for celebration among Laker fan :lol

[Splits]

-8 though :lol

Lakers were up 16 until they brought his carcass off the bench.

How you feeling about the 2nd half? If you think the Lakers will blow it, I got 20 on them.

theyre playing one of the worst teams in the league, at home on opening night. lakers by 30

[spurraider21]

8/20 :lol

[noob cake]

363 points above Hondo now

Will try to keep this updated for the season

Also in case you can't see my signature, this was the record breaking shot

http://giant.gfycat.com/EasyFlashyGrassspider.gif

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol

[MultiTroll]

0 - 6 at halftime against the Mavs.

[spurraider21]

kobe breaking records with every brick

[HemisfairArena]

Russell and Kobrick are a combined 0-11,,,,LMAO!!!!

[MultiTroll]

363 points above Hondo now

Will try to keep this updated for the season

noob cake can you update us?
Kirbs broke the record in November of 2014.
How far will he push his unbreakable record?

[spurraider21]

man, kobe still setting records at his advanced age

[noob cake]

noob cake can you update us?
Kirbs broke the record in November of 2014.
How far will he push his unbreakable record?

High Score: 460 Points

November 23

[Kobe Bean Bryant]

(⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)

[Cowboys_Wear_Spurs]

He's a brick .. da da da da.. house.
da da da da
He mighty mighty, trying to shoot lights out.

He's a brick .. da da da da.. house.
da da da da
He's the one, the only one, that has more brick's than anyone.

Someone should to a remake of this song and put a compilation of Kobe's brick. Even this year's brick probably be enough for this video.

[Cowboys_Wear_Spurs]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12313664_10153122655521536_3699186984699485134_n.j pg?oh=4e1e33217acdfbca9bb07070e30ae3fc&oe=56DB2C3C

[Fabbs]

14,244 Kirbs Bryant after another 6/25

827 bricks and counting over 2nd place.

[Thread]

^Ah, the record that the white man held for over 40 years in assured silence.

lmao!!!

[Fabbs]

^Ah, the record that the white man held for over 40 years in assured silence.

lmao!!!
8 > 4

[Thread]

8 > 4

What's this stand for, Fabbs?

[Fabbs]

What's this stand for, Fabbs?
Legit NBA Championships.
Johnny Havlichek with 8.

Doubled up.

[Thread]

Legit NBA Championships.

Doubled up.

Count me surprised...I thought it had something to do with 12.

[Splits]

Count me surprised...I thought it had something to do with 12.

So you do do 12.

Good to know.

[Thread]

So you do do 12.

Good to know.

No. I leave that to you children.

[Splits]

No. I leave that to you children.

You just did 12, idiot.

[Thread]

Legit NBA Championships.
Johnny Havlichek with 8.

Doubled up.

I'll bite during my coffee infusion:::Kobe has 5. How does 8 double 5?

[Thread]

You just did 12, idiot.

No, I didn't. I queried Fabbs as to his intent, then stipulated where I thought he was.

I don't do 12. I leave that to you children.

[Splits]

No, I didn't. I queried Fabbs as to his intent, then stipulated where I thought he was.

I don't do 12. I leave that to you children.

You cited 12

[illmatic]

No, I didn't. I queried Fabbs as to his intent, then stipulated where I thought he was.

I don't do 12. I leave that to you children.

Admittedly I haven't been on ST as much, what's the lodging of 12?

[Thread]

You cited 12

No, I queried Fabbs intent.

See, your problem, a lot of your fellows as well respect my stance,,,I basically caught ya's being kept by Media and called ya's on it. That's what "12" is,,,an invention to use (man) use you guys for their own nefarious and non nefarious means & ends. My 2nd 5th has no ancillary intent. It's pure. Created out of reality. I get no (money). "12?"...it's Madison Ave, "toilet paper." Setting man against man till man exists no more. Not that serious, but, you get my drift, blankethead.

[Thread]

Admittedly I haven't been on ST as much, what's the lodging of 12?

It's some kind of ranking of Kobe.

[illmatic]

It's some kind of ranking of Kobe.

danke.

[MultiTroll]

14,300

[benefactor]

^Lord's work

[BD24]

Forgot about this thread, solid bump :toast

[MultiTroll]

14,345
Kirby

[MultiTroll]

14,409

Can Kirbs take it to 14,500? 5 games to go.
How will this stack up with All Time records like Joe Dimaggios hitting streak?
Nolan Ryans strikeout record?

[BD24]

Looks damn near untouchable to me, anyone know which active player is closest by chance? and how far off are they?

[MultiTroll]

Nowitzki 11,496 still way behind his idol.
Vince Carter 11,092
Pierce, Garnett in the 10s.
That's it.

Just bags that will not come close.

[Splits]

The Cal Ripken of suck.

[MultiTroll]

14,433 as Kirbs prepares to match chucks with James Harden today. Looks like 14,500 is within reach.

SpursTalk Contest. Guess the number of chucks Kirby will end up with. 1st, 2nd and 3rd closest. Prizes for the correct winners.

[MultiTroll]

14,453
...as Kirbs heads into his final game.

Kream Jabbar took 2,000 more shots but had 2,000 fewer misses.

Kirby

[MultiTroll]

:lol The Chucker is at 46 shots and needs one more to hit 14,500

[MultiTroll]

14,481
Missed shots, career.

A number that will stand in infamy.

[Spurtacular]

14,481
Missed shots, career.

A number that will stand in infamy.

[MultiTroll]

^Ah, the record that the white man held for over 40 years in assured silence.

lmao!!!
Let's not let your Laker bretheren forget this number of chucks.

[Thread]

Let's not let your Laker bretheren forget this number of chucks.

They were selling your shit.

[Splits]

Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle!


Sir, yes, sir!

[Thread]

^They were selling your shit.

[Splits]

It's been swabbed.... and wiped. Everything is clean. Beautiful. So that it slides perfectly. Nice. Everything cleaned. Oiled. So that your action is beautiful. Smooth, Charlene.

[Thread]

^They were selling your shit.

[spurraider21]

:lmao Killakobe81

:cry why do they call him a parrot :cry

[Fabbs]

"Kobe, he can score 30 points, but he took a lot of shots," Dragic said. "I think the percentage was not so good. That's what we wanted to do."

Seems like this is the current strategy to beat the Lakers.
Teams will need to come up with a new strategy to beat the Lakers.
Now that Kirby is gone.
:lol

[Thread]

Teams will need to come up with a new strategy to beat the Lakers.
Now that Kirby is gone.
:lol

They ain't gonna have that extra tumescence, sure. Now they got to muster an effort out of whole cloth. Imagine that.

[Fabbs]

They ain't gonna have that extra tumescence, sure. Now they got to muster an effort out of whole cloth. Imagine that.
Just aint the same without Kirbs.

[Thread]

Just aint the same without Kirbs.

Of course not. That's my salvation.

[Fabbs]

Lets honor the all time Bricker with a bump.

Kirbys quote today:

"I'm always around behind the scenes for Jeanie, Jimmy, and the entire Buss family if they need assistance or if it be to reach out or call for advice and things of that nature," Bryant told Stephen A. Smith on ESPN Radio.
"Now, being front and center about it, it's not something that is really my cup of tea. I'd rather be behind the scenes and focus on the content I'm creating because that's where my passion truly lies, but the Buss family knows that I'm always a phone call away."

:lol Truth-o-meter?

[lefty20]

Lets honor the all time Bricker with a bump.

Kirbys quote today:

"I'm always around behind the scenes for Jeanie.."

:lol Truth-o-meter?

100% true, tbh.

[Fabbs]

The Cal Ripken of suck.
Kirby

[Fabbs]

With the recent thread by Expert, lets not forget to commemorate the accomplishments of Kobe Bryant.

[AlexJones]

Why niggas obsessed with the best player of his generation?

[Canyonero]

Why niggas obsessed with the best player of his generation?

Yeah, I never understood the Duncan hate either.

[Mitch]

Yeah, I never understood the Duncan hate either.

Duncan = 90s
Shaq = 90s

Shaq > Duncan

tbh

[Fabbs]

Duncan = 90s
Shaq = 90s

Shaq > Duncan

tbh
Shaq is worthy of breathing the same air as Timmy Duncan.

However Duncan is >>> Shaq.
Not only 5>>3 but Shaq just slacked off too much and didn't develop his natural skills. Plus with LakerRef rigging so many games, just not the same. Duncan NEVER had a rigged ref. Ever.

*No basketball intelligent people recognize the Lakers rigged win over the Kings so STFU about a 3 peat. It was back to back and that's it.

[AlexJones]

Duncan isn't considered better than Shaq anymore tbh.. people are starting to realize that peak level>>longevity. That's why TMac was a 1st ballot HOF.

[Mitch]

why is faggs quoting me? dude needs to go make up crews or something

[Fabbs]

why is faggs quoting me? dude needs to go make up crews or something
Even you're worthy of being corrected.