Know-it-alls on the internet....

[CharlieMac]

What a bunch of dicks. You know, "Googling" something isn't just as good as an education. Admit that all you did was a key word search when you're talking down to someone trying to correct them.

[fraga]

I admit it...

[duncan_21]

Hullo....


Sometimes people ask a simple question that 20 seconds of searching on google could answer. However I'm never rude about it.

[Ginofan]

I almost always check up on stuff I think I know, if I'm debating with someone.

[batman2883]

Fuck rude people

[TheTruth]

fuck people that don't know everything.

[N.Y. Johnny]

Asses

[SWC Bonfire]

Some of us actually do know way too much useless information.

[batman2883]

Yeah like how many toothpics come in a box

[Jelly]

Yeah like how many toothpics come in a box

800

(oh I love google)

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha definitly 800

[SWC Bonfire]

flat or round toothpicks? :lol

[CharlieMac]

800

(oh I love google)

The correct way to respond to that on the internet is, "800. Come back with a better question when you get a brain and some common sense."

Or something like that. :smokin

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha ha ha

[batman2883]

What does the slang word "loosy" refer to?

[travis2]

You people who think you know it all really annoy those of us who do...

[CosmicCowboy]

How is getting information off the internet any less "educational" than spending hours in the library doing the same thing? You younger ones just have no friggen idea how easy you have it now.

Funny...I had this same conversation with a friend recently that is a trainer/salesperson/consultant for IBM in corporate firewall security...we were talking about being in meetings and using google with one hand while talking to the customer and having the answer the customer wants almost instantaneously and using it in the flow of the conversation without the customer even knowing what we were doing...I do this all the time...

[Extra Stout]

What is the air speed velocity of a swallow laden with a box of rounded toothpicks?

[travis2]

What is the air speed velocity of a swallow laden with a box of rounded toothpicks?
European or African swallow?

[CosmicCowboy]

Why would I ask her to swallow toothpicks or care how fast? I am just thankful enough if they don't spit.

[Extra Stout]

European or African swallow?European aka "barn" swallow.

Assume that barometric pressure = 1 bar, and that the swallow is at sea level.

[travis2]

European aka "barn" swallow.

Assume that barometric pressure = 1 bar, and that the swallow is at sea level.
In that case, I think the bird is too small to carry said box of toothpicks...

[SWC Bonfire]

Is the bird using performance-enhancing substances?

[batman2883]

Is the bird using performance-enhancing substances?


ha a ha ha ha ha

[Extra Stout]

Is the bird using performance-enhancing substances?No. You're confusing the swallow with an Oriole.

[CrazyOne]

The average airspeed velocity of an unladen European swallow is approximately 11 meters per second, or about 24 miles per hour.

(Just thought I would share my knowledge...)

[CrazyOne]

With a box of toothpicks... hmm.. figuring the average weight of a toothpick times 800, plus a small amount for the box itself... putting in formulas for wind resistance, humidity and gravity differentials in the northern hemisphere compared to the equator... (and assuming that no performance enhancing drugs were used)... that works out to an approximate speed of ...

Warp 6.3

[SWC Bonfire]

What is the coefficient of drag of the toothpick box?

[batman2883]

mazel toff, good things good things

[CrazyOne]

What is the coefficient of drag of the toothpick box?


Umm... bigger than a breadbox? (we are working with approximations here...)

[MannyIsGod]

Jess and I were just talking about how easy people have research now, and there are still an amazing amount of people - espeically in college - who can't find shit to save their lives. I don't understand, I really.

[CrazyOne]

I'm sure Google has an answer for that, Manny...

[MannyIsGod]

If only Google could teach me spelling and grammar. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

No. You're confusing the swallow with an Oriole.
:lmao :lmao

[hussker]

European aka "barn" swallow.

Assume that barometric pressure = 1 bar, and that the swallow is at sea level.

Of course, the swallow could definitely not be FLYING at sea level, unless the swallow were definitely from Death Valley and was flying definitely higher yeah, KMart Sucks, 400 Oak Street Cincinnati, Ohio...Bob Huggins definitely fired from Cincinnati home of the Bearcats, but not like, the Stutz Bearcats which are definitely cars, but I am an excellent driver, get to drive on Sundays V-E-R-N, Main Man...

[Shelly]

If only Google could teach me spelling and grammar. :lol


Well...if you google a word and it's spelled incorrectly, it will show the correct spelling and ask if you meant that word.

Uh..not that I ever spell anything wrong.

[hussker]

Well...if you google a word and it's spelled incorrectly, it will show the correct spelling and ask if you meant that word.

Uh..not that I ever spell anything wrong.

BUT...do you use and type ellipses correctly? Hmmm...I wonder? It appears the answer is...NO!

:lol

[Shelly]

No...really?

[E20]

Wow, I don't have to ever write another essay.........

http://www.planetpapers.com

[Marklar MM]

I just ate 21 ounces of pie filling. Am I going to die? It was cherry pie filling.

[hussker]

Nah, but you could write it off your tazes and tell them you are in training for the International food eating championships!

[tw05baller]

No. You're confusing the swallow with an Oriole.

:lmao

[Horry For 3!]

It is the way to go when you don't know.

[AlamoSpursFan]

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

[fraga]

What does the slang word "loosy" refer to?
A single cigarette...

[Shelly]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?