Official Kirby fake injury watch

[Clipper Nation]

What'll it be? Fake knee injury, fake Achilles, fake back injury? He has to be thinking of some injury to make up to wash his hands of this year's team and use as an excuse.

[Raven]

at this pace, it should be an esophagus dysfunction since they are blowing so much..

[mkurts]

Sore cock from syphilis raping anything that moves

[spurraider21]

just dove into the stands unnecessarily and started limping. he's warming up for the big one :lol

[manufan10]

just dove into the stands unnecessarily and started limping. he's warming up for the big one :lol

:lol I was just about to post this.

[DMC]

just dove into the stands unnecessarily and started limping. he's warming up for the big one :lol

You know dove doesn't mean dived, right? Dove is a bird tbqfh

[spurraider21]

You know dove doesn't mean dived, right? Dove is a bird tbqfh


Both dived and dove are standard as the past tense of dive. Dived, historically the older form, is somewhat more common in edited writing, but dove occurs there so frequently that it also must be considered standard: The rescuer dove into 20 feet of icy water.

[DMC]

Both dived and dove are standard as the past tense of dive. Dived, historically the older form, is somewhat more common in edited writing, but dove occurs there so frequently that it also must be considered standard: The rescuer dove into 20 feet of icy water.



tell me more

[KaiRMD1]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/7c/7cb170a3441de771400868e887896c1dd6e3f985fc962a7a02 7ed89771fbfbde.jpg (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&ved=0CAgQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.quickmeme.com%2FDove-two-face&ei=z7ZZVO6QKOjdsATWyICoAw&psig=AFQjCNHMVZra0AvlV0kqvXb4vMn8l1whUQ&ust=1415252047746021)

[Baam]

Nash is the faker... Kobe wants to beat the scoring record, doesnt make any sense for him to fake an injury, dumb Kobe hating thread tbh.

[DMC]

Nash is the faker... Kobe wants to beat the scoring record, doesnt make any sense for him to fake an injury, dumb Kobe hating thread tbh.

You're an idiot. He doesn't want his legacy tarnished more than it is by having yet another shitty season tied to his name. With Kobe out the Lakers have another excuse to tank. With him in, he will yet again be exposed as the overrated piece of shit he is.

[KaiRMD1]

Nash is the faker... Kobe wants to beat the scoring record, doesnt make any sense for him to fake an injury, dumb Kobe hating thread tbh.

Actually it does. Kobe fakes injury, then when Lakers really fuck up and not make the playoffs, Kobe is looked at as the person that could have saved them but he was too injured to play

Example: "Lakers failed to make the playoffs but you have to wonder if Kobe had been healthy the rest of the season, his competitiveness would have willed them into the finish line, even a championship" - ESPN schmuck

[Clipper Nation]

just dove into the stands unnecessarily and started limping. he's warming up for the big one :lol

The Pre-Quit

[Johnsyounger]

He's been stammering and pouting last 5 mins ...it will be soon
Its almost as much fun to see Kirby lose as it is to see the Spurs win

[Clipper Nation]

:lol He apparently "wasn't feeling well" tonight. Already ramping up the excuses... the fake injury will be coming soon, tbh.

[SupremeGuy]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/7c/7cb170a3441de771400868e887896c1dd6e3f985fc962a7a02 7ed89771fbfbde.jpg (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&ved=0CAgQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.quickmeme.com%2FDove-two-face&ei=z7ZZVO6QKOjdsATWyICoAw&psig=AFQjCNHMVZra0AvlV0kqvXb4vMn8l1whUQ&ust=1415252047746021):lmao

[DMX7]

just dove into the stands unnecessarily and started limping. he's warming up for the big one :lol

:rollin

[UZER]

He's gonna pass MJ, h

[UZER]

He's gonna pass MJ, then hit the eject button.

[RsxPiimp]

Dove is a bird tbqfh

it's actually a soap i use every winter to keep my skin moisturize

[ohmwrecker]

It's ice cream too.

[Raven]

"viral infection" :lmao some hos again :lmao

[Aztecfan03]

You know dove doesn't mean dived, right? Dove is a bird tbqfh

Dove is also correct.

It's like Bass. WHich can be said in two different ways- the one that measn a fish and the one that means a low voice or sound.

[RsxPiimp]

It's ice cream too.

yeah, that too. taste clean and i like how the chocolate coating melts in your mouth.

[RsxPiimp]

He'll miss games but I don't know if he'll quit. He has another year on his contract so this mess is not going to be over soon, might as well continue to play for scoring records because that all he has to look forward to. He already shot himself in the foot by stating publicly that his 'loyalty" to the Lakers has no bounds, so he cannot under any circumstances demand for anything, in hopes for a better opportunty. I mean he can't demand anyway after that contract but I don't blame him for the latter part.



I've never seen a player sabotage his own legacy like Kobe though. He was almost untouchable after winning two additional titles and MVP's in 2010 (regardless if you think he deserve sit or not). Then came the lows. After the Achilles rupture, He was given a golden opportunity to spend the remaining years of career by proving other people wrong, since...well that's supposedly what his life is all about. He could've simply become a bigger person and passed the torch to Dwight, something Shaq refused to hand to him a decade ago which is something he wished the big fella would do. You would figure he'll have a better understanding of this. Nope. Kobe is all about putting serious work eventhough it's completely detrimental to team success. Now, sure Howard doesn't have a champion pedigree, but he was a key figure and the only realistic piece that could help keep the Lakers relevant for many years to come. Now? Well, you know how this plays out.


Kobe's clock is ticking, and what's sad is everytime he logs minutes and time on the floor, its slowly demolishing the framework he has built so hard in his legacy. It's hard to put an athlete of this magnitude in this kind of negative light, but Kobe somehow was able to put his.

[ohmwrecker]

Actually...

http://grammarist.com/usage/dove-dived/

[UZER]

He'll miss games but I don't know if he'll quit. He has another year on his contract so this mess is not going to be over soon, might as well continue to play for scoring records because that all he has to look forward to. He already shot himself in the foot by stating publicly that his 'loyalty" to the Lakers has no bounds, so he cannot under any circumstances demand for anything, in hopes for a better opportunty. I mean he can't demand anyway after that contract but I don't blame him for the latter part.



I've never seen a player sabotage his own legacy like Kobe though. He was almost untouchable after winning two additional titles and MVP's in 2010 (regardless if you think he deserve sit or not). Then came the lows. After the Achilles rupture, He was given a golden opportunity to spend the remaining years of career by proving other people wrong, since...well that's supposedly what his life is all about. He could've simply become a bigger person and passed the torch to Dwight, something Shaq refused to hand to him a decade ago which is something he wished the big fella would do. You would figure he'll have a better understanding of this. Nope. Kobe is all about putting serious work eventhough it's completely detrimental to team success. Now, sure Howard doesn't have a champion pedigree, but he was a key figure and the only realistic piece that could help keep the Lakers relevant for many years to come. Now? Well, you know how this plays out.


Kobe's clock is ticking, and what's sad is everytime he logs minutes and time on the floor, its slowly demolishing the framework he has built so hard in his legacy. It's hard to put an athlete of this magnitude in this kind of negative light, but Kobe somehow was able to put his.

long way of saying kobe was always a douche and now he can't cover it up.

[RsxPiimp]

Bored at work

[Splits]

He'll miss games but I don't know if he'll quit. He has another year on his contract so this mess is not going to be over soon, might as well continue to play for scoring records because that all he has to look forward to. He already shot himself in the foot by stating publicly that his 'loyalty" to the Lakers has no bounds, so he cannot under any circumstances demand for anything, in hopes for a better opportunty. I mean he can't demand anyway after that contract but I don't blame him for the latter part.



I've never seen a player sabotage his own legacy like Kobe though. He was almost untouchable after winning two additional titles and MVP's in 2010 (regardless if you think he deserve sit or not). Then came the lows. After the Achilles rupture, He was given a golden opportunity to spend the remaining years of career by proving other people wrong, since...well that's supposedly what his life is all about. He could've simply become a bigger person and passed the torch to Dwight, something Shaq refused to hand to him a decade ago which is something he wished the big fella would do. You would figure he'll have a better understanding of this. Nope. Kobe is all about putting serious work eventhough it's completely detrimental to team success. Now, sure Howard doesn't have a champion pedigree, but he was a key figure and the only realistic piece that could help keep the Lakers relevant for many years to come. Now? Well, you know how this plays out.


Kobe's clock is ticking, and what's sad is everytime he logs minutes and time on the floor, its slowly demolishing the framework he has built so hard in his legacy. It's hard to put an athlete of this magnitude in this kind of negative light, but Kobe somehow was able to put his.

Only pussies and assholes do legacies

j/k, solid, honest post.

[Clipper Nation]

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Countdown starts now, tbh.

[lefty]

#Snap

[Splits]

Tonight looks like it could be the night...

Kirbs just passed MJ...

Team needs to get the tank back on track...

Team getting humiliated setting records for suckage that go back to Minneapolis days...

Do it Kirby...

The Quit is coming

[Clipper Nation]

“When I have a couple days, what happens is the body realizes how messed up it is,” Bryant said. “So everything else starts hurting.”

Bryant cited current problems with his knees, Achilles tendons and back. He put them all under the umbrella of “old age” that required physical therapist Judy Seto to work on him, “taking care of every part of my body,” for an hour-and-a-half Thursday to limited benefit.

[Thread]

^Probably a nice hand release at the end.

[jeebus]

What'll it be? Fake knee injury, fake Achilles, fake back injury? He has to be thinking of some injury to make up to wash his hands of this year's team and use as an excuse.


"I'm tired."

[Thread]

"I'm tired."

Like when your piss pot chickenshit coach set Diaw down to rest on Christmas.

[jeebus]

Like when your piss pot chickenshit coach set Diaw down to rest on Christmas.
"I'm tired."

[Thread]

"I'm tired."

Exactly. Like when your piss pot chickenshit coach sat Diaw down on Christmas.

[jeebus]

Exactly. Like when your piss pot chickenshit coach sat Diaw down on Christmas.


"I'm tired."

[Thread]

^^^Exactly. Like when your piss pot chickenshit coach sat Diaw down on Christmas.

[Biernutz]

When the Lakers rest KObe it's because he is injured. When the spurs rest a player they are chickenshits
low life quitters. Typical drive by Lakers fan.....

[Thread]

.....perhaps the others but not this one. Any coach that practices this shit is a piss pot chickenshit, be it Scott OR Pop. Any players that permits it without publicly protesting is a piss pot chickenshit, be it Kobe, or, in this case from yesterday Diaw. No exceptions. None.

Let us proceed...

[Bill The Butcher]

.....perhaps the others but not this one. Any coach that practices this shit is a piss pot chickenshit, be it Scott OR Pop. Any players that permits it without publicly protesting is a piss pot chickenshit, be it Kobe, or, in this case from yesterday Diaw. No exceptions. None.

Let us proceed...

An honorable man, like Priest Vallon. You bog bastard.

[Thread]

An honorable man, like Priest Vallon. You bog bastard.

Just cut me something nice to put on the grill, uh, Butch.

[unforeseen]

Piss pot chickenshit Kirby strikes again.

[Thread]

Piss pot chickenshit Kirby strikes again.

You've nary room. Your piss pot chickenshit coach rested Diaw on Christmas.

[King Emmanuel]

An honorable man, like Priest Vallon. You bog bastard.

daniel day lewis is a faggot

[DMC]

My metatarsals are stiff. I have stiff toes. My hair is tired, and I need a manicure. - Piss pot Chickenshit

[DMC]

You've nary room. Your piss pot chickenshit coach rested Diaw on Christmas.
So now it's ok and it's Spurfan who brought it up... I see what you did there.

[DMX7]

He didn't even have the balls to fake a spectacular injury. Instead, he says he is too old to play, haha.

$23.5M for a DNP - TOO OLD

Timmy did it for half the price.

[Thread]

He didn't even have the balls to fake a spectacular injury. Instead, he says he is too old to play, haha.

$23.5M for a DNP - TOO OLD

Timmy did it for half the price.

You got nary room. Your piss pot chickenshit coach sat Parker tonite.

[Clipper Nation]

Lakers (http://fantasynews.cbssports.com/fantasybasketball/teams/page/LAL/los-angeles-lakers) coach Byron Scott said after Wednesday's game that shooting guard Kobe Bryant (http://fantasynews.cbssports.com/fantasybasketball/players/playerpage/6496/kobe-bryant) will undergo an MRI (https://twitter.com/Lakers/status/558106119777038337) on his sore right shoulder Thursday, the team announced.

"He's being examined by the doctors right now," Scott said. "It's a sore right shoulder. He'll have an MRI tomorrow."

Bryant attempted to play through the issue after initially suffering the shoulder injury but had to be removed before the end of the game. He finished with 14 points on on 6 of 14 shooting along with seven rebounds, two assists and one block in 30 minutes. The Lakers, who suffered a 96-80 loss to the Pelicans Wednesday, are set to face the Spurs in San Antonio Friday.

[midnightpulp]

Lakers (http://fantasynews.cbssports.com/fantasybasketball/teams/page/LAL/los-angeles-lakers) coach Byron Scott said after Wednesday's game that shooting guard Kobe Bryant (http://fantasynews.cbssports.com/fantasybasketball/players/playerpage/6496/kobe-bryant) will undergo an MRI (https://twitter.com/Lakers/status/558106119777038337) on his sore right shoulder Thursday, the team announced.

"He's being examined by the doctors right now," Scott said. "It's a sore right shoulder. He'll have an MRI tomorrow."

Bryant attempted to play through the issue after initially suffering the shoulder injury but had to be removed before the end of the game. He finished with 14 points on on 6 of 14 shooting along with seven rebounds, two assists and one block in 30 minutes. The Lakers, who suffered a 96-80 loss to the Pelicans Wednesday, are set to face the Spurs in San Antonio Friday.

And the cocksucker will still have the audacity to play in the All Star game.

Just a disgusting human being.

[Raven]

MRI for a sore shoulder :lmao

[DMC]

Nigga getting to the hospital ahead of time, before the Spurs pound his pine knot into toothpicks.