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21_Dickings
11-05-2014, 01:39 AM
Holy shit, are you fuckin' kidding me? :wow

39 fuckin' points at 36 years old and coming off two injuries that would've ended any other player's career! The man is simply superhuman. When's the last time Jim broke 30? 10 years ago?

How can you conceivably not give this man the MVP? Yeah, yeah, fat necks, I know, "But his team is 0-5." I'm finally admitting to myself that this is the worst roster in NBA history. It's a miracle the Lakers don't lose by 50 every game. The fact Kobe Bryant can will this team to 20 point losses speaks volumes of his talent, impact, and team play.

Simply incredible :hat

Malik Hairston
11-05-2014, 01:40 AM
:lol..

Splits
11-05-2014, 01:40 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WPyw1CxBgFk/T4m09tesn9I/AAAAAAAAB7c/bKMC1jGFxvg/s1600/Kobe+MVP.jpg

scanry
11-05-2014, 01:49 AM
Now why would mid bring his favorite player (Tim) in this? :lol

spurraider21
11-05-2014, 01:49 AM
:lol

007nites
11-05-2014, 01:57 AM
:lol

Jim dropped 34 at age 37 in a win with 19 FG attempts shooting 63%. Give him 18 more attempts like Kirby and he would get 50+.

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/201303290SAS.html

BatManu20
11-05-2014, 02:03 AM
:lol

HI-FI
11-05-2014, 02:11 AM
:lol 20 point losses

spurraider21
11-05-2014, 02:14 AM
:lmao rotoworld with the bads...


Kobe Bryant (http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nba/430/kobe-bryant) - G/F - Lakers (http://www.rotoworld.com/teams/clubhouse/nba/lak/lakers)

Kobe Bryant scored 34 points on 12-of-13 shooting in a loss to Phoenix on Tuesday while adding nine boards, one assist, one steal, one block, and two 3-pointers.

The Black Mamba is going to get his every night, this we know. However, the Lakers are sinking fast and it will be interesting to see how the rest of the season plays out. Regardless, Kobe may not be the most efficient player this season, but he is going to continue to put up massive numbers as the only reliable weapon for the Lakers. He is an elite fantasy asset and is obviously a must-start player in all formats.



Nov 5 - 1:18 AM




Player Outlook (http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nba/430/kobe-bryant)
Game Log (http://www.rotoworld.com/log/nba/430/kobe-bryant)
Career Stats (http://www.rotoworld.com/stats/nba/430/kobe-bryant)
Draft Advice (http://www.rotoworld.com/premium/draftguide/basketball/main_page.aspx)

Silver&Black
11-05-2014, 02:29 AM
"But his team is 0-5"

Spurs 4 The Win
11-05-2014, 02:35 AM
14-37 What a cancer

Sportstudi
11-05-2014, 02:36 AM
I didn't know chucking was an achievement.

Sportstudi
11-05-2014, 02:37 AM
:lmao rotoworld with the bads...


Kobe Bryant (http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nba/430/kobe-bryant) - G/F - Lakers (http://www.rotoworld.com/teams/clubhouse/nba/lak/lakers)

Kobe Bryant scored 34 points on 12-of-13 shooting in a loss to Phoenix on Tuesday while adding nine boards, one assist, one steal, one block, and two 3-pointers.

The Black Mamba is going to get his every night, this we know. However, the Lakers are sinking fast and it will be interesting to see how the rest of the season plays out. Regardless, Kobe may not be the most efficient player this season, but he is going to continue to put up massive numbers as the only reliable weapon for the Lakers. He is an elite fantasy asset and is obviously a must-start player in all formats.



Nov 5 - 1:18 AM




Player Outlook (http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nba/430/kobe-bryant)
Game Log (http://www.rotoworld.com/log/nba/430/kobe-bryant)
Career Stats (http://www.rotoworld.com/stats/nba/430/kobe-bryant)
Draft Advice (http://www.rotoworld.com/premium/draftguide/basketball/main_page.aspx)




:lmao :lmao :lmao

Franklin
11-05-2014, 09:48 AM
handing the MVP to the leader of the team that has the league's shittiest record?

100%duncan
11-05-2014, 09:52 AM
Well played as always :lmao

AchillesHeel
11-05-2014, 09:57 AM
Kobe took 37 FGA to get 39 points, yet Lebron, irving & Waiters combined for 26 points on 40 shots CROFLMAO

Arnold Toht
11-05-2014, 05:28 PM
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AaronY
11-05-2014, 07:03 PM
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Great point.

spurraider21
11-05-2014, 07:07 PM
Great point.
:lol

dbreiden83080
11-05-2014, 07:14 PM
You don't think Tim Duncan could put up 25 a game again on this dog shit team?

SupremeGuy
11-05-2014, 07:21 PM
:cry Thank you Based Contract :cry

313
11-05-2014, 07:27 PM
The Lakers do better when Kobe isn't taking shots though. And let us not forget, MVPau took a worse version of this team to 27 wins.

Brunodf
11-05-2014, 08:08 PM
You don't think Tim Duncan could put up 25 a game again on this dog shit team?
Their team wouldn't be that bad if they had TD...

KaiRMD1
11-05-2014, 08:36 PM
If you give Kobe an MVP trophy, it would be a moral victory for him so it makes perfect sense

Calispursfan11
11-06-2014, 06:43 AM
Hahahaha. Props for willing the team to 20 point losses. 10/10 tbh.

Jodelo
11-06-2014, 07:13 AM
Great point.

:lmao

pgardn
11-06-2014, 07:22 AM
Please give him the MVP so he can sign another big fat contract.
LA fans want to see Kobe score more than win, no problemo.

Keep watching that shit every damn night.

Mao Zedong
11-06-2014, 07:48 AM
Please give him the MVP so he can sign another big fat contract.
LA fans want to see Kobe score more than win, no problemo.

Keep watching that shit every damn night.

Holy shit, that would be awesome! :wow

Spurs9
11-06-2014, 09:26 AM
Chasing that Wigga Klay Thompson.

buttsR4rebounding
11-06-2014, 09:30 AM
The fact Kobe Bryant can will this team to 20 point losses speaks volumes of his talent, impact, and team play.

Simply incredible :hat

Truer words were never spoke...

Chomag
11-06-2014, 09:33 AM
Only time it seems when Lakers start making a decent run in the game is when Kobe is on the bench, and im not even kidding.