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xmas1997
11-07-2014, 02:49 PM
Pretty funny stuff and very creative IMHO.
And it wouldn't be too hard to convert a lot of it to lyrical song form.
It's too bad there is no musical instrument ability to go along with it.
Joseph Kony
11-07-2014, 02:50 PM
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xmas1997
11-07-2014, 03:51 PM
Keep writing, Avante.
So you made a thread to say what you could have easily said in any of his 3000 on-the-spot improvised shit offerings of poems and you wonder why people around here take a huge shit on your head daily?
Avante
11-07-2014, 04:02 PM
"Dream"
there I sat
in a little
shit kicker bar
smokin' a Camel
drinkin' Lucky Star
the band sucked
couldn't play a lick
the lead singer
was a total hick
so I sat down my beer
headed out to my car
I had an old 33 National
steel guitar
I walked back in
told the band
to take a break
as I started pickin'
"Another Heartbreak"
the bartender dug it
the bouncer did too
then in walked a tall blonde
so what's a boy to do
I played another couple tunes
the band came back
I walked over to the blonde
smiled and said
my name is Jack
she was hot
I could feel the steam
that's when she grabbed my cock
what's that sound
fuck.....the alarm clock.
Avante
11-07-2014, 04:05 PM
So you made a thread to say what you could have easily said in any of his 3000 on-the-spot improvised shit offerings of poems and you wonder why people around here take a huge shit on your head daily?
Shut up faggot. You trying to play critic...hahaha!!!!!!!
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=234589
xmas1997
11-07-2014, 04:07 PM
National guitars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, a blast from the past!
Who used to sell them, Sears or Montgommery Wards?
xmas1997
11-07-2014, 04:11 PM
Shut up faggot. You trying to play critic...hahaha!!!!!!!
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=234589
Pay no attention to that flake, he is just jealous he has no creative ability at all except maybe in being a critic, and we all know that most critics have personality issues!
:lmao
Avante
11-07-2014, 04:11 PM
National guitars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, a blast from the past!
Who used to sell them, Sears or Montgommery Wards?
I;m thinking it was Wards.
Check it out....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_3hkRAw0n4
"Dream"
there I sat
in a little
shit kicker bar
smokin' a Camel
drinkin' Lucky Star
the band sucked
couldn't play a lick
the lead singer
was a total hick
so I sat down my beer
headed out to my car
I had an old 33 National
steel guitar
I walked back in
told the band
to take a break
as I started pickin'
"Another Heartbreak"
the bartender dug it
the bouncer did too
then in walked a tall blonde
so what's a boy to do
I played another couple tunes
the band came back
I walked over to the blonde
smiled and said
my name is Jack
she was hot
I could feel the steam
that's when she grabbed my cock
what's that sound
fuck.....the alarm clock.
I like how you rhymed break with break. That required some research, but gotdayum that rhythm, those syllables... lol
4 then 3 then 4 then 5 then 6
6 then 5 then 6 then 6
7 then 4 then 6 then 3 then 4
3 then 5 then 6 then 3 then 5
Yeah, you're a master
National guitars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, a blast from the past!
Who used to sell them, Sears or Montgommery Wards?
lol Montgommery Wards... is that like Walmarks?
xmas1997
11-07-2014, 04:24 PM
Do you remember Framus guitars?
Avante
11-07-2014, 04:30 PM
Do you remember Framus guitars?
I play the harmonica, and a little acoustic slide guitar. Not that I;m an actual guitar player because I'm not but playing slide is a little different.
Won't pretend to be all that up on guitars.
CavsSuperFan
11-07-2014, 04:31 PM
what's that sound
f.....the alarm clock. :lol
xmas1997
11-07-2014, 04:33 PM
I play the harmonica, and a little acoustic slide guitar. Not that I;m an actual guitar player because I'm not but playing slide is a little different.
Won't pretend to be all that up on guitars.
Well if you play slide then it explains why you mentioned the peddle steel guitar.
I also play the harmonica, I have a bunch of Hohner XP-40s (best for reed bending) and Blues Harps.
Avante
11-07-2014, 04:58 PM
Well if you play slide then it explains why you mentioned the peddle steel guitar.
I also play the harmonica, I have a bunch of Hohner XP-40s (best for reed bending) and Blues Harps.
I got Marine Band, Horner, Lee Oscar, a ton of harmonica's. It took me about a year to really get it down.
I was trying mimic those old blues cats like Noah Lewis, Alfred Fields, Hammie Nixon, Sonny Boy Williamson..both of them.
"Da Man"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj293l5w2MU
xmas1997
11-07-2014, 05:14 PM
I got Marine Band, Horner, Lee Oscar, a ton of harmonica's. It took me about a year to really get it down.
I was trying mimic those old blues cats like Noah Lewis, Alfred Fields, Hammie Nixon, Sonny Boy Williamson..both of them.
"Da Man"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj293l5w2MU
You really know you have it down when you can do a locomotive sound.
Avante
11-07-2014, 05:22 PM
You really know you have it down when you can do a locomotive sound.
I always carry a harmonica in my pocket, sometimes I'd arrive at work (before retirement)...walk into the break room.
Avante...listen, ya hear that?
co-workers....what? hear what?
I'd then do that train sound.......hahaha!!!!!!!!!! Yep, smiles all around.
Blake
11-07-2014, 05:34 PM
I always carry a harmonica in my pocket, sometimes I'd arrive at work (before retirement)...walk into the break room.
Avante...listen, ya hear that?
co-workers....what? hear what?
I'd then do that train sound.......hahaha!!!!!!!!!! Yep, smiles all around.
no words....
Avante
11-07-2014, 05:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2XwZTc7QHw
The great Sonny Terry another guy I tried to mimic.
xmas1997
11-07-2014, 06:43 PM
no words....
That's because it is a "train sound", idget.
:lmao
Franklin
11-07-2014, 08:32 PM
too bad people don't give a shit about my poems anymore. most of my poems are derived from song lyrics :cry
xmas1997
11-07-2014, 09:03 PM
too bad people don't give a shit about my poems anymore. most of my poems are derived from song lyrics :cry
Why?
I'm sure some of us would appreciate it.
But you would need to be able to let the trolling of it slide by because no matter what you say on here someone will troll it.
It may derive from song lyrics, but as long as it is your creation and not plagiarism then it would be great to read.
benefactor
11-07-2014, 09:51 PM
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Avante
11-08-2014, 08:09 AM
"benefactor"
poor little guy
so uptight
never happy
that ain't right
always crying
wahwahwahboohoo
I just wish
he'd stop following me
and start following you
he must be lonely
it's plain to see
he can't get enought
of Avante
Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!
If this doesn't cheer the boy up nothing will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dasoLVINGTc
mouse
11-08-2014, 09:14 AM
I'd then do that train ......hahaha!!!!!!!!!!
cue the Blake's wife jokes
xmas1997
11-08-2014, 08:27 PM
You mean fictitious wife jokes, don't you?
:lmao
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