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Biernutz
11-07-2014, 08:30 PM
Porn star Sadie Santana has offered to blow the entire Lakers roster
if they win 47 games. She said that this is a serious offer and she is a
big Lakers fan. She went to twitter to reaffirm her offer. She said she
would understand if the married players turned down her offer. In another
tweet she even offered to blow some former players like Andrew Bynum.
Whats next from Laker fans for the players. Bareback Rides? :lol

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/santana--2_zps204b4387.png

Caution : link could be NSFW.........
http://bustedcoverage.com/2014/11/07/sadie-santana-porn-star-lakers-sex-photos/

djohn2oo8
11-07-2014, 08:40 PM
She could have set the bar at 25 games and they probably wouldn't make it. But :lol her inspiring the Lakers to more wins than Byron.

DMC
11-07-2014, 08:51 PM
Porn star Sadie Santana has offered to blow the entire Lakers roster
if they win 47 games. She said that this is a serious offer and she is a
big Lakers fan. She went to twitter to reaffirm her offer. She said she
would understand if the married players turned down her offer. In another
tweet she even offered to blow some former players like Andrew Bynum.
Whats next from Laker fans for the players. Bareback Rides? :lol

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/santana--2_zps204b4387.png

Kobe would have to fap in the shower though, so it wouldn't do him any good.

In other news, I heard Magic's son offered the same thing if the team could average more than 10 rebounds a game.

AlexJones
11-07-2014, 08:56 PM
Vanessa probably wouldn't give two shits.

LkrFan
11-07-2014, 08:59 PM
Kobe would have to fap in the shower though, so it wouldn't do him any good.

In other news, I heard Magic's son offered the same thing if the team could average more than 10 rebounds a game.

:lmao

Blake
11-07-2014, 09:29 PM
Vanessa probably wouldn't give two shits.

well no because Kobe will pay for forgiveness per the beta par

FuzzyLumpkins
11-07-2014, 10:08 PM
6 posts and no pics? You guys be slippin.

http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/sadie-santana-15.jpg

Malik Hairston
11-07-2014, 10:13 PM
Shit, I'll blow every Laker fan on ST if they win 30 games, tbh:lol..

DPG21920
11-07-2014, 10:27 PM
:lol She's a smart lady, as others have said. Got lot's of attention for herself and did so with the full knowledge she will never have to pay up.

BatManu20
11-07-2014, 10:45 PM
:lol

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mkurts
11-07-2014, 10:55 PM
Steve Nash lining up first, back not sore for duration of blowjob

Mal
11-07-2014, 10:56 PM
Does season 2015-2016 counts too ?

DPG21920
11-07-2014, 10:59 PM
She's right though about saying people who disagree aren't true Laker fans. In order to be a Laker fan, you pretty much have to suck d*ck.

baseline bum
11-07-2014, 10:59 PM
47 wins may as well be 73 wins with that roster, coach, and cancer.

DMC
11-07-2014, 11:18 PM
Like any NBA star has a hard time getting a blowjob from a whore.

DPG21920
11-07-2014, 11:24 PM
Like any NBA star has a hard time getting a blowjob from a whore.

You'd be surprised. Most Lakers aren't famous and the bandwagon fans probably wouldn't recognize them off the court. They'd get more attention if they walked around in Kobe jersey than their own real jersey IMO.

Medvedenko
11-07-2014, 11:28 PM
The best part of this thread is all of the D bags and retards all chiming in per par. Classic spursktalk.....

DMC
11-07-2014, 11:48 PM
You'd be surprised. Most Lakers aren't famous and the bandwagon fans probably wouldn't recognize them off the court. They'd get more attention if they walked around in Kobe jersey than their own real jersey IMO.

Stack of Ben and bag of powder can do miracles.

baseline bum
11-07-2014, 11:59 PM
The best part of this thread is all of the D bags and retards all chiming in per par. Classic spursktalk.....

http://childhoodrelived.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/mr-salty.jpg

Reck
11-08-2014, 12:05 AM
http://www.stunnalife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/stunnalife_Sadie5.jpg

God damn, she's ugly.

They might just tank doubly now to avoid said blowjob.

Spurs9
11-08-2014, 12:55 AM
Damn that bich look like a horse.

sook
11-08-2014, 02:17 AM
47 wins may as well be 73 wins with that roster, coach, and cancer.

:lol

mavsfan1000
11-08-2014, 02:28 AM
I'd hit it.

JamStone
11-08-2014, 03:12 AM
:lol She's a smart lady, as others have said. Got lot's of attention for herself and did so with the full knowledge she will never have to pay up.

Umm she's a pornstar. Pretty sure she wouldn't be too distressed over the idea of having to suck a bunch of random dicks if she did have to pay up.

TDMVPDPOY
11-08-2014, 07:26 AM
ana ivy>>horse mention in this thread

spurs_fan_in_exile
11-08-2014, 08:35 AM
She'll catch her 10th seed long before the Lakers catch theirs.

Twisted_Dawg
11-08-2014, 09:50 AM
Porn star Sadie Santana has offered to blow the entire Lakers roster
if they win 47 games. She said that this is a serious offer and she is a
big Lakers fan. She went to twitter to reaffirm her offer. She said she
would understand if the married players turned down her offer. In another
tweet she even offered to blow some former players like Andrew Bynum.
Whats next from Laker fans for the players. Bareback Rides? :lol

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/santana--2_zps204b4387.png

Caution : link could be NSFW.........
http://bustedcoverage.com/2014/11/07/sadie-santana-porn-star-lakers-sex-photos/


Maybe the married guys can just bukkake her? Seems like a fair compromise the wives might go for.:toast

DMC
11-08-2014, 10:22 AM
She'll catch her 10th seed long before the Lakers catch theirs.

SFIE with the quarterback sneak into the end zone.

Raven
11-08-2014, 10:42 AM
:lol some underrated stuff in this thread

Seventyniner
11-08-2014, 10:45 AM
47 wins? At least force them to make the playoffs.

mingus
11-08-2014, 09:25 PM
She offered her pussy initially, but remembered Kobe couldn't penetrate anymore.

UZER
11-08-2014, 09:57 PM
Has "she" always been a chick?

Chillen
11-09-2014, 05:16 AM
They need the blowjob now, they have yet to win a single game. lol

Franklin
11-09-2014, 09:38 AM
She offered her pussy initially, but remembered Kobe couldn't penetrate anymore.
He can still jerk off in the bathroom, I guess.

spurs_fan_in_exile
11-09-2014, 12:15 PM
Kirby's shooting is bad enough without his hands shaking afterwards.

Stabula
11-09-2014, 07:33 PM
The local overweight strippers of SA are way more attractive than that she-male horse-faced slut

Silver&Black
11-10-2014, 01:48 AM
Only 46 more wins to go....

Chillen
11-10-2014, 02:47 AM
Only 46 more wins to go....

Haha, the Lakers have 1 win now, woo-hoo.

Venti Quattro
11-10-2014, 03:40 AM
We're going to win 77

mavsfan1000
11-10-2014, 11:30 AM
46 games more for pussy.

Franklin
11-10-2014, 09:31 PM
niggas can just pay and get laid anyway, even if they go 1-81 tbh.

Silver&Black
12-01-2014, 12:21 AM
43 more wins to go....

spursparker9
12-01-2014, 12:34 AM
Come on Lakers, get that blow job for Randle

AussieFanKurt
12-01-2014, 05:26 AM
just googled her... worst fake tits I've seen in a long time

Silver&Black
12-02-2014, 11:15 PM
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