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103.7-degree fever, 155 heart rate, chills, and urine that looks like brake fluid.
baseline bum
11-08-2014, 11:24 AM
103.7-degree fever, 155 heart rate, chills, and urine that looks like brake fluid.
Sounds like AIDS. Pull the plug on that nigga.
Joseph Kony
11-08-2014, 11:28 AM
omgz ebolaz!
baseline bum
11-08-2014, 11:29 AM
omgz ebolaz!
It can be a difficult diagnosis since Africans usually have both tbh.
Joseph Kony
11-08-2014, 11:35 AM
:lmao
mrsmaalox
11-08-2014, 11:48 AM
Bleh. How stinky is that urine?
benefactor
11-08-2014, 11:52 AM
Septic?
ohmwrecker
11-08-2014, 11:53 AM
Zombie flu
mrsmaalox
11-08-2014, 12:00 PM
Septic?
That's what I thought, with renal failure. But I've seen some pretty gross UTIs :vomit: Is it a male or female?
lil'mo
11-08-2014, 12:40 PM
103.7-degree fever, 155 heart rate, chills, and urine that looks like brake fluid.
Man, woman, or child? Age?
Brazil
11-08-2014, 01:25 PM
It can be a difficult diagnosis since Africans usually have both tbh.
:lmao
i spit my drink on my screen
Biernutz
11-08-2014, 03:12 PM
103.7-degree fever, 155 heart rate, chills, and urine that looks like brake fluid.
Is the brake fluid DOT 3 or DOT 5?
xmas1997
11-08-2014, 04:01 PM
Just a minor case of ebola.
Take an aspirin, drink lots of fluids.
:lmao
Aztecfan03
11-08-2014, 08:19 PM
Just a minor case of ebola.
Take an aspirin, drink lots of fluids.
:lmao
And don't forget to take public transportation all over the place.
hehateme
11-08-2014, 11:20 PM
So what was it?
xmas1997
11-08-2014, 11:23 PM
And don't forget to take public transportation all over the place.
:lol
septic shock due to a bacterial infection? could be a number of things though.
Viral meningitis. Start with a CT scan, get blood work, full rectal exam, biopsy the liver and spleen, get me an MRI of the chest, EKG and a cup of coffee.
chunticakes
11-09-2014, 04:46 AM
Rhabdo secondary to Salmonellosis. That shitty Afghan food I tell ya.
Rhabdo secondary to Salmonellosis. That shitty Afghan food I tell ya.
Rhabdo was one of my d/d at first too, but homeboy was positive for malaria.
Trainwreck2100
11-09-2014, 10:05 AM
i'm gonna say malaria
baseline bum
11-09-2014, 11:47 AM
Did he died?
Nah, but he earned himself a trip home and probably ain't coming back. They give us Doxycycline for a reason out here...
JudynTX
11-10-2014, 01:22 PM
Is it contagious?
Avante
11-10-2014, 01:35 PM
103.7-degree fever, 155 heart rate, chills, and urine that looks like brake fluid.
Avante-itist.
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