Guess the diagnosis

[DD]

103.7-degree fever, 155 heart rate, chills, and urine that looks like brake fluid.

[baseline bum]

103.7-degree fever, 155 heart rate, chills, and urine that looks like brake fluid.

Sounds like AIDS. Pull the plug on that nigga.

[Joseph Kony]

omgz ebolaz!

[baseline bum]

omgz ebolaz!

It can be a difficult diagnosis since Africans usually have both tbh.

[Joseph Kony]

:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Bleh. How stinky is that urine?

[benefactor]

Septic?

[ohmwrecker]

Zombie flu

[mrsmaalox]

Septic?

That's what I thought, with renal failure. But I've seen some pretty gross UTIs :vomit: Is it a male or female?

[lil'mo]

103.7-degree fever, 155 heart rate, chills, and urine that looks like brake fluid.

Man, woman, or child? Age?

[Brazil]

It can be a difficult diagnosis since Africans usually have both tbh.

:lmao

i spit my drink on my screen

[Biernutz]

103.7-degree fever, 155 heart rate, chills, and urine that looks like brake fluid.

Is the brake fluid DOT 3 or DOT 5?

[xmas1997]

Just a minor case of ebola.

Take an aspirin, drink lots of fluids.

:lmao

[Aztecfan03]

Just a minor case of ebola.

Take an aspirin, drink lots of fluids.

:lmao

And don't forget to take public transportation all over the place.

[hehateme]

So what was it?

[xmas1997]

And don't forget to take public transportation all over the place.

:lol

[sook]

septic shock due to a bacterial infection? could be a number of things though.

[DMC]

Viral meningitis. Start with a CT scan, get blood work, full rectal exam, biopsy the liver and spleen, get me an MRI of the chest, EKG and a cup of coffee.

[chunticakes]

Rhabdo secondary to Salmonellosis. That shitty Afghan food I tell ya.

[DD]

Rhabdo secondary to Salmonellosis. That shitty Afghan food I tell ya.

Rhabdo was one of my d/d at first too, but homeboy was positive for malaria.

[Trainwreck2100]

i'm gonna say malaria

[baseline bum]

Did he died?

[DD]

Nah, but he earned himself a trip home and probably ain't coming back. They give us Doxycycline for a reason out here...

[JudynTX]

Is it contagious?

[Avante]

103.7-degree fever, 155 heart rate, chills, and urine that looks like brake fluid.

Avante-itist.