Black Mamba Myth - A Celebration of Our All-Time Bricker

[noob cake]

Tonight, we will witness history. Move over. Havlicek. Kobe is coming for your 13,417.

http://www.blackmambamyth.com/live-stats/

Also check out our live count thread on ST: http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=240111&page=6

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[Brazil]

:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

13,417 > 2 titles from the 90's :lol

[Silver&Black]

Thanks noob cake...this will be a record that will stand for decades to come. I'm just glad I am getting a chance to witness such ineptitude.

Let's all bask in the glory....

[Koolaid_Man]

Kobe's missed shots will be more popular than the Rockets 2 titles :lol even my niggas shit records trump good records

[noob cake]

Kobe's missed shots will be more popular than the Rockets 2 titles :lol even my niggas shit records trump good records

Go back to sucking your sausages please. This is a celebration son.

[Raven]

Given the recent trend in the nba, it is safe to assume this record will not be broken for decades..

[Mikeanaro]

In defense to our soon to be greatest bricker ever, he will break the record having 5500 more scored points than Havlicek.

[AlexJones]

This is like New Year's eve 1999 all over again.

[Silver&Black]

In defense to our soon to be greatest bricker ever, he will break the record having 5500 more scored points than Havlicek.

Not surprised....

3 point line definitely helps. Also, I wonder what the free throw discrepancy is.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Kirby with 3000 more free throw attempts.

[Silver&Black]

Thanks SFIE....

[Mikeanaro]

Not surprised....

3 point line definitely helps. Also, I wonder what the free throw discrepancy is.
Helps but thats not Klobe´s fault, half of Havlicek´s career was when the NBA had only 10 teams including his rings during the 60´s era (6) which is a joke too.
Just noticing facts, I also consider the Lakers threepeat pure bullshit.
Kirbs stats
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/b/bryanko01.html (http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/b/bryanko01.html)
Habrickek stats
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/h/havlijo01.html (http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/h/havlijo01.html)

[ElNono]

watching history in the making, tbh

[Buddy Mignon]

Thanks noob cake...this will be a record that will stand for decades to come. I'm just glad I am getting a chance to witness such ineptitude.

Let's all bask in the glory....


That's true... but when Kobe catches Jeffery on the all-time scoring list that stands for eternity.

[midnightpulp]

That's true... but when Kobe catches Jeffery on the all-time scoring list that stands for eternity.

Who gives a shit about that?

Karl Malone also surpassed Jordan. Kobe doing it is nothing special.

What is special and will be Kirby's alone is the all-time most shots missed record.

You popping bottles tonight for that occasion?

[Splits]

Tip of the hat to the greatest volume shooting SG in NBA history. Someone's going to have to update the all-time Kobe records graphic. Amazing body of work. I'd love to see a 16 hour compilation of all 13000+ bricks. The good news is, he could break 15000 by the end of next year if he keeps chucking at this rate.

[noob cake]

Almost there son

[Buddy Mignon]

Who gives a shit about that?

Karl Malone also surpassed Jordan. Kobe doing it is nothing special.

What is special and will be Kirby's alone is the all-time most shots missed record.

You popping bottles tonight for that occasion?


No one will ever remember this moment. But... when Kobe passes Jeffery it will upset the entire fucking universe.

[Silver&Black]

That's true... but when Kobe catches Jeffery on the all-time scoring list that stands for eternity.

No....he will still be behind Kareem and Malone. No chance he ever reaches the pinnacle of all-time scoring list.

However, Kirby will reach the mountaintop of this dubious list.

[Medvedenko]

Who gives a shit about that?

Karl Malone also surpassed Jordan. Kobe doing it is nothing special.

What is special and will be Kirby's alone is the all-time most shots missed record.

You popping bottles tonight for that occasion?
You can't score unless you're willing and have the balls to shoot. 5 rings. The amount of missed shots will be a footnote in the legacy of greatness. Doesn't matter what you or anyone on this forum say or do. No matter how many lol threads or tbh posts will result in common sense. No matter how many stats you reference it doesn't mean shit. Classic spursktalk though. The same rhetoric was spewed when Kobe was winning rings.

[Clipper Nation]

You can't score unless you're willing and have the balls to shoot. 5 rings. The amount of missed shots will be a footnote in the legacy of greatness. Doesn't matter what you or anyone on this forum say or do. No matter how many lol threads or tbh posts will result in common sense. No matter how many stats you reference it doesn't mean shit. Classic spursktalk though.
:lol Butthurt

Kirby will forever be known as the biggest bricklayer and most selfish team cancer in the history of the NBA. Deal with it.

[Mikeanaro]

:lol Butthurt

Kirby will forever be known as the biggest bricklayer and most selfish team cancer in the history of the NBA. Deal with it.
You can be right, but I prefer Kobe over that fucking KG whore the worst cancer in my list.

[Buddy Mignon]

No....he will still be behind Kareem and Malone. No chance he ever reaches the pinnacle of all-time scoring list.

However, Kirby will reach the mountaintop of this dubious list.

I dont give a fuck about him catching Kareem. As long as he knocks Jeffrey down a notch.

[midnightpulp]

You can't score unless you're willing and have the balls to shoot. 5 rings. The amount of missed shots will be a footnote in the legacy of greatness. Doesn't matter what you or anyone on this forum say or do. No matter how many lol threads or tbh posts will result in common sense. No matter how many stats you reference it doesn't mean shit. Classic spursktalk though. The same rhetoric was spewed when Kobe was winning rings.

Stats are pretty common-sensical, so it stands to reason that if Kobe played more unselfishly by "having less balls" the Lakers might have one or two more championships (see: 2004 Finals).

[noob cake]

#1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1

[Koolaid_Man]

Stats are pretty common-sensical, so it stands to reason that if Kobe played more unselfishly by "having less balls" the Lakers might have one or two more championships (see: 2004 Finals).

:lol and Tammy might have two more if his asshole wasn't so porous

[baseline bum]

Congrats to Kobe Stackhouse!

[Buddy Mignon]

Stats are pretty common-sensical, so it stands to reason that if Kobe played more unselfishly by "having less balls" the Lakers might have one or two more championships (see: 2004 Finals).


On the flip side of that if Jim was a lil bit more selfish you'd be at 6 instead of 5.

[Koolaid_Man]

On the flip side of that if Jim wouldn't have caught diarrhea and leaked a little shit forcing a run to the bathroom you'd be at 6 instead of 5.

FIFY

[Silver&Black]

I dont give a fuck about him catching Kareem. As long as he knocks Jeffrey down a notch.

Kobrick will never pass Jeffery on the GOAT list....never. He could score 10,000 more points than him....and it still wouldn't matter.

[Clipper Nation]

http://i.imgur.com/LoNkneN.png

[Fabbs]

Thanks noob cake...this will be a record that will stand for decades to come. I'm just glad I am getting a chance to witness such ineptitude.

Let's all bask in the glory....

Kirby

[clambake]

his parents sold his shot.

[Spurtacular]

Kobrick will never pass Jeffery on the GOAT list....never. He could score 10,000 more points than him....and it still wouldn't matter.

Calling Kobe a poor man's Jordan would be beyond charitable.

[MultiTroll]

#1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1 #1

[FkLA]

http://i.imgur.com/LoNkneN.png

Kirby bricked the ball! Kirby bricked the ball!

[BD24]

Topsy!!

[LkrFan]

Topsy!!

Kobe 4, Jim 2 H2H in the playoffs when both players were healthy.

Kobe 2 Gold Medals, Jim :lol Gold Medals.

Jim 1 Bronze Medal, Kobe 0 Bronze Medals.

Kobe full custody, Jim :lol

[MultiTroll]

Kobrick will never pass Jeffery on the GOAT list....never. He could score 10,000 more points than him....and it still wouldn't matter.
And he didn't.

[BD24]

Kobe 4, Jim 2 H2H in the playoffs when both players were healthy.

Kobe 2 Gold Medals, Jim :lol Gold Medals.

Jim 1 Bronze Medal, Kobe 0 Bronze Medals.

Kobe full custody, Jim :lol
Tim 4 finals MVPs
Kobe... just the 2

Kobe got carried period.

thats it and thats all

[LkrFan]

Tim 4 finals MVPs
Kobe... just the 2

Kobe got carried period.

thats it and thats all

White media votes for MVP. So it's subjective and likely biased. After Colorado, white media hated him. Likely costed him multiple MVPs.

Luckily, white media doesn't vote for rangs or Gold Medals or even Bronze Medals :lol

[ambchang]

Dirk 0 Gold, Laettner 1 Gold. Therefore Laettner > Dirk in the NBA. True talk.

[BD24]

White media votes for MVP. So it's subjective and likely biased. After Colorado, white media hated him. Likely costed him multiple MVPs.

Luckily, white media doesn't vote for rangs or Gold Medals or even Bronze Medals :lol
Nice try, but both his finals mvps were actually after the rape Esteban.

also.

times missing the playoffs,

Rapist, alot

Duncan 0

[LkrFan]

I am an idiot stick

Tru dat

[LkrFan]

Nice try, but both his finals mvps were actually after the rape Esteban.

also.

times missing the playoffs,

Rapist, alot

Duncan 0

After the rape :lol

[ambchang]

I love Black Mamba

[LkrFan]

:lol

[Chucho]

After the rape :lol


He was never in the conversation, not even close, until Daddy leaned forward and said "Get off my back, I can't carry you any longer, you rapist piece of shit" and then started the narrative of one of the most over rated players in history. Iverson could have rang with the teams Kobe had, McGrady and Carter would have too.

There is little difference between Iverson, Rapey, TMac and Carter- the one being that Kobe always needed a Top 2-3 Big to carry him to titles while the others were never gifted championship luggage carriers.

[R. DeMurre]

No objective person would ever even think about comparing Kobe to Jordan. Jordan averaged more points more efficiently, and averaged more rebounds, assists, steals, and blocks than Kobe. He also averaged fewer turnovers. His Offensive rating is higher, his defensive rating is lower, his Win Shares are higher, and his BPM is more than double Kobe's. Jordan's final year at age 39 is significantly better than Kobe's final three at ages 35, 36 , & 37. It's not even close. And that's with Jordan missing out on the statistical advantage of two seasons in his prime.

[BD24]

No objective person would ever even think about comparing Kobe to Jordan. Jordan averaged more points more efficiently, and averaged more rebounds, assists, steals, and blocks than Kobe. He also averaged fewer turnovers. His Offensive rating is higher, his defensive rating is lower, his Win Shares are higher, and his BPM is more than double Kobe's. Jordan's final year at age 39 is significantly better than Kobe's final three at ages 35, 36 , & 37. It's not even close. And that's with Jordan missing out on the statistical advantage of two seasons in his prime.
And let’s not forget that Jordan wasn’t second banana for any of his titles

[Chucho]

Also, Rapey's fuckery has also led to this:



TEAM
VALUE*


New York Knicks
$4 billion


Los Angeles Lakers
$3.7 billion


Golden State Warriors
$3.5 billion


Chicago Bulls
$2.9 billion


Boston Celtics
$2.8 billion


Brooklyn Nets
$2.35 billion


Houston Rockets
$2.3 billion




THE FUCKING KNICKS ARE WORTH MORE. :lmao

[LkrFan]

He was never in the conversation, not even close, until Daddy leaned forward and said "Get off my back, I can't carry you any longer, you rapist piece of shit" and then started the narrative of one of the most over rated players in history. Iverson could have rang with the teams Kobe had, McGrady and Carter would have too.

There is little difference between Iverson, Rapey, TMac and Carter- the one being that Kobe always needed a Top 2-3 Big to carry him to titles while the others were never gifted championship luggage carriers.

How do you explain Kobe 2 Snaq 1?

[LkrFan]

Also, Rapey's fuckery has also led to this:



TEAM
VALUE*


New York Knicks
$4 billion


Los Angeles Lakers
$3.7 billion


Golden State Warriors
$3.5 billion


Chicago Bulls
$2.9 billion


Boston Celtics
$2.8 billion


Brooklyn Nets
$2.35 billion


Houston Rockets
$2.3 billion




THE FUCKING KNICKS ARE WORTH MORE. :lmao

Yankees are worth more than any MLB team. Gee, I wonder what the common denominator is? :downspin:

[Chucho]

How do you explain Kobe 2 Snaq 1?

MVPau, you pendejo. It only took Rapey 5 years after Daddy left for the NBA to gift him two more rings, 1 he wasn't even the third best player on the team and the other 1 the Refs should have been given the OBrien trophy.

[Chucho]

Yankees are worth more than any MLB team. Gee, I wonder what the common denominator is? :downspin:


That LA is a complete shithole.

[LkrFan]

That LA is a complete shithole.

Nailed it. SATX >>> :tu

[LkrFan]

MVPau, you pendejo. It only took Rapey 5 years after Daddy left for the NBA to gift him two more rings, 1 he wasn't even the third best player on the team and the other 1 the Refs should have been given the OBrien trophy.

:lol

How do you explain MVPau being 0-12 in the playoffs before Kobe?
https://media.giphy.com/media/XV74ZvGRXcZdS/200.gif

[Chucho]

:lol

How do you explain MVPau being 0-12 in the playoffs before Kobe?
https://media.giphy.com/media/XV74ZvGRXcZdS/200.gif


Hey Juarez, I'm not saying Kobe wasn't good. I've given him his due by saying he was the greatest side-kick, role player, Number 2, Beta of all time. Pau never had a Number 2 even close to Chuckobe's skill set.

[LkrFan]

Hey Juarez, I'm not saying Kobe wasn't good. I've given him his due by saying he was the greatest side-kick, role player, Number 2, Beta of all time. Pau never had a Number 2 even close to Chuckobe's skill set.


:lol

:rolleyes